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Yes I did.. Emptyhen in 1982

I go do am, menses join lol
But it's not compulsory to do it that night

@OP
It must be you that followed me on Twitter with the handle @didirin. If it's you, then your "didirin" is top class. If it's not you, I'm sorry.

Osun state, never been to others

Prudence duru: Instagram @ Miz_peey ... Twitter. @ prudenceduru ... An instant follow back

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Ff for ff

#teamnairaland

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Ff and I Ff back

He crash landed and he's not dead yet? No sign of broken skull, leg or arm? Someone's gone senile

RIP

What's Norwich vs Manchester United score today?

xynerise: Using ''LoL'' even if you tell her you lost your aunt.

I can tell you for a fact that some ladies don't know that "lol" is acronym of "laugh out loud"
BB has made it even worse with the use of acronyms and short words.
An older lady I use to know added me on Facebook, she initiated a convo and along the line I said "lol" and she was like "Na wah o, Tom na me you dey follow chat you dey lol" I couldn't help but literally laugh out loud.

So if a lady's reply is lol after telling her you lost a relative. Don't take it serious.

This post actually made me laugh. Life is too short to start decoding women's riddles in conversations, she can talk in parables if she like.
*Reaching for my Cuban cigar

DAVIDOLAWALE: Which app is good for document viewing

OfficeSuite pro

[quote author=Doc. Adray]Now is the time 2 write an open letter 2 my NL crush too...[/quote]Yh do it officially like the OP but don't include my handle. Oya I'm waiting.

Retarded Idiot: Who dey Supply you weed?

you

Please can someone give me a step by step guide on how to have a crush? I really want to have one. A big one.
Thank you.

Dunno where to post this but it's not limited to any religion. I just want to wish you all a merry Christmas and a prosperous new year ahead.

I'm never interested in politics but this really caught my eye. Love to see how the drama unfold

1. Nigerians don't do most things you put up there except taking pictures and clapping on successful landing. I take pictures when I sight the beauty of nature through the window.
(NOT TRUE)

2. There's no toilet for farting, it's nature's call and at one point or the other you'll just have to let out some fart for your comfort. Farting on an airplane is not native to citizens of a certain country. (NOT TRUE)

3. Yes I do drink on a well long flight, not to get value for my money but just cuz I want to and I'm allowed to. (NOT TRUE)

4. Leaving toilets unlocked might skip anyone's mind. It's not native to citizens of a certain country. (NOT TRUE)

5. I've never seen Nigerians securing bed in economy class, maybe I just didn't notice.
(PROBABLY NOT TRUE)

6. I've as well never witnessed a Nigerian making a dramatic nollywood scenes on board.
(NOT TRUE)

7. Clapping on successful landing is the only thing I'll say Nigerians do and it's well annoying. (VERY TRUE)

Can I come test drive? You mind if I bring about 12 professional photographers?

Na so dem dey advertise wetin u wan sell for 475 milla? No picture of the Chandeliers, kitchens, swimming pool, bedrooms and all that, hian? Wetin consign me sef. Like say I wan buy.
By the way if u gree 4.750 mill make I know

Beautiful! If u ask me

Most of it just doesn't make sense

Another great Ife is a counterfeit!

Chai! Na Aba made? (In Aki's voice)

Map and directions to Somalia or Morocco plz? I gatz leave this country

OK.. I will get the media involved, I will also tweet David Moyes so that the whole Manchester United team and officials would attend his burial coupled with a minute silence at Old Trafford today

Mumu, his mates are dying a hero, he go kill himself cuz a football team lost.

RIP The last true African hero

Ok

That snake part got me scared. You'll be doing yourself a big favour by not touching her