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Is that chapter 1?

Ikengawo: lol happy to see this!
Hip hop has taught black american youths the importance of business, and nigerian hip hop can do the same if we see more examples like this
The age of waiting for someone to higher you after school is over

It's "hire" not "higher", I'm not correcting it to mock but you might make the mistake another time

stupor: Hmmm.... Don Jazzy again !
Shai ! See life after many years after school,na still the same 4am to 10pm job,Monday to Saturday Boyz dey do,while D'banj Don Jazzy go sing,sleep and hammer.

Please Dn jazzy wen recruitments start,kindly let us know if you will employ Experienced hands o !
Why ma Papa send me to school sef ! Shebi dem for don kuku drop me for Music school make I dey sing ?

*** seriously laughing ******

I will never regret ever going to school though,its my automatic pass key to all my lofty achievements.

Nice one dude,but ensure you get the right heads and management because oil and Gas,Good Music,Marvin no be the same at all o !

Best of luck !

I don't mean to take the piss but it's really not compulsory you let us all know that you graduated years ago and jobless. May you find a job this year if you're steadfastly looking for one.

It's compulsory I must be fed so there's no point saying "thank you"

Me

doctokwus: Our things always dfferent& always we appear not to know what to do.Why disembark frm d transport aircraft wt guns @combat positions;d rebels were dfinitely not @ d airport.More organised settings disembark wt guns far off sight& begin to prepare demselves @ d camp

Why can't people like you just shush if you can't manage to put your tiny little brain to work?
Hey! They are not there for a summit conference!

Daft!

And small time some people go dey say na only Naija mad people dey

Stabbed and stripped naked by a woman and even locked up not really funny but can't help but laugh. That's the kind of boys that come here on nairaland to form e-Jet Li and e-Jackie Chan

They are professional doctors for a reason, they've seen and worked on a lot of boobies and fannies so why should yours be an exception? Maybe not when you have a painful lump in your boobies and you're desperate to check for the possibility of it being cancer, then we'll see if you're gonna be bothered about who examines your boobies

I wasn't home when the survey was carried out

@OP
Your avowal is old fashioned

They both look good in the dress, there's just a couple of differences between them both.
Kim's picture was taken by a photographer while Sylvanus picture is likely taken with a not-so-good resolution camera phone
Sylva's first picture seems more like she's struggling to hold back a desperate poo than a pose

Guilty of 1 and 3

So member of staff is different from member of band? Who are the staffs and who are the bands?
I think there's a lot we still don't know about the music industry in Nigeria.

Good luck in finding a wife

Good you acted fast enough and got your iPad back

Royal Roy: I want to believe a son or daughter might have bought it for his/her old parents and since that's their home they have no choice than to pack it infront and cage it cos of wondering hands & fingers! I doubt if this is against robbery.....it can't stop a determined bros!!!

A reasonable son or daughter would've bought/built a house for their parent before buying that kind of car

Francheezy: .
I dnt wnt t0 eXchanGe w0rds w!t a l0w lyf 0utsyder lyk u....SaSukE kun.

Low life outsider? Seriously? Why don't you fix the "O" button on your phone rather than replacing it with the number "0"? or else you're just making yourself dafter than your caps lock key turning itself on and off randomly. If it ain't fixable, why not ask Goldie your boss to change your blackberry or is she broke too?

Francheezy: .
Abeg, upl0ad ur picture make we dey feel ur natural swaGG

You would have compared my picture to her's right? Common nigga don't be that dumb.
I won't be surprised if you're Goldie's gate keeper though and I understand you have to defend your boss but while at that...Minimise your stewpidity

Another celebrity posing with blackberry
With that massive weaves on her head and sun shade windscreen on her face, I won't say she's cute.
By the way who is she? Thought Goldie is a kind of a chocolate brand?

Tinyemeka: What is AFTACON? Is it a type of wafers or corn flakes?

No it's a contraceptives pill

What a big shame!

Tbillz: swag in tha rain. . .

If you have no car and you're trekking home using this phone while it's raining. I won't call it swag

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Iberiberism. . . [/color]

How is it "iberiberism"? It's their culture for fhuck sake

Kingzyice: Fourth!!! bt in a useless trend

Fella I think you need "Peter and Jane

He is Enoch, he's also Elisha, why not add Jonathan join? But what's it with Nigerians and names numbering up to like 18 for just a single person?

Marriage so so old fashioned!


BEFORE MARRIAGE:

Husband - Aaah! ...At last! I can hardly wait!
Wife - Do you want me to leave?
Husband - No! Don't even think about it.
Wife - Do you love me?
Husband - Of course! Always have and always will!
Wife - Have you ever cheated on me?
Husband - No! Why are you even asking?
Wife - Will you kiss me?
Husband - Every chance I get!
Wife - Will you hit me?
Husband - Hell no! Are you crazy?!
Wife - Can I trust you?
Husband - Yes.
Wife - Darling!

AFTER MARRIAGE: read from bottom to top.

Abi I don lay am ni?

Blom blom

mascot87: You are unreasonable on your choice of words, I pity your family.

Why should you pity its family? Seems you forgot that Internet and a GPRS enabled phone is cheap so anyone can spew trash on a public forum. If you pity his family then you have hundreds of jobless lmbeciles's family to pity on nairaland

This old man is not worthy of anyone's sympathy, people that got caught with narcotics so far seem to always blame it on poverty.
There are many in his age bracket that earns less than him, though might not be financially buoyant but living fine.
What led him to this is more of laziness and greediness, not poverty. Working for a well known musician for 30 good years with nothing to show for it clearly shows a picture of the kind of person he is.
Shortcut to richness through drug trafficking is a gateway to prison.
Enjoy your days in Kiri Kiri prison and please don't leave your guitar behind cuz you might need it to while away the time.