Yh got it up and running last night Heard it won't be available in Africa region till the 25th of October, dunno how true is that tho

Reason why I chose not to go church anymore on Sundays. Largest percentage of churches this days owned by Nigerians or Africans are for business purpose.

Our "pastor" and "pastor Mrs" gave testimony in church about 2 weeks ago about buying a house (Not far from me) and they're even boasting of buying it cash and not on mortgage.
No I don't have any problem with that but I was thinking I contributed to that fund. I'm not giving God any money because he doesn't need it anyway. I'm giving my pastor and his household.

#eyesopen

Clueless professor, his mates are busy researching 30 ways to prevent or cure life threatening infections and diseases like AIDS, he's saying shyte about 30 ways to protect sperm.
Mr professor, please what are the 30 ways to protect my saliva?

toluxa1: Money thrown into the mad crowd: 100k..
Money Picked: Half torn N500 note...
Punches and Kicks received :36...
Stitches received: 16...
Hospital bill : 35k...
Next time..they will learn!

I had to LOL at this

Whoever think they're gonna get deported must be either sick or jealous. These muthaphuckas got it all planned before taking off in Nigeria, Yh they will be living in the USA illegally which will be really tough for them but hey there are illegal immigrants everywhere in Europe and America doing well and keeping low profile, and maybe some with a slim chance of getting papers eventually.
Y'all don't have to bad mouth and condemn other's action in the process of bettering their life.
They decide not to let Yinka Ayefele decide their future while ASUU is playing with your life.
Either they get deported or not, why not leave that to their fate?

PS: Yes rain insults on me, my middle finger has been answering some questions today. Could probz answer yours.

Where is Toto Dikeh on the list? Thought she's humble?

As much as I don't believe in Zodiac signs, there's actually some of the traits of my "zodiac sign" that we'll describe my character and personality.

cupidora: This is somthing I do and I've noticed that lots of other people do it too. Before or after I have purchased a product online,BB applications store or the like;when the 'terms and conditions/user license agreement' pops up I don't read it,I jst scroll down to the options and click on 'I agree'. Reason being that the write-up is always too much and most times the font size is really tiny 'n I jst feel lazy to read... I love to read but not some boring official stuff tho. And I was jst thinking 'Babe one day u'll agree to somthing u dnt intend to o' dat kain thing. LOL. Its risky tho,bt I jst take it for granted that wat cud possibly happen?? Its jst an online thing anyway. Do u always read that long thing before u agree??

Trust me you won't read Apple's End-User License Agreement. You'll spend a life time reading it!

A genuine beggar with disability? Yes I feel guilty (Only when I have the money and deliberately refuse to give)
A well trained professional beggar? No I don't

Who is TB Joshua? The United States's minister of defence and security? Or advisor to the president of the United States of America on war and conflicts matters?

Chai! A challenge to me

I see a 2-1 in favour of of Arsenal

Even a cre*ampie won't stop a woman from getting pregnant. Some sperm are ridiculously stubborn

Foolishness is when you got bitten by a shark and still find a silly way to defend it

Cheap church advert

Did you see my cousin's best friend? If not, tell him on your next visit that he's a muddafuka, he stole my wristwatch.
Tell Major General lucifer to treat his phuck up very well!
Thank you

That is not a picture!!!

NDLEA staffs and their children, even the police and soldiers in the Nigerian army smokes that shi.t so what's the buzz?

Talk of durability and style

That's some real skunk!

Bubble bath as usual on Friday night, order my favourite yummy Chinese, maybe kick some a$$ on Fifa 13.

PS Anyone in the house who fancy getting whooped on Fifa 13 (PS3) should please drop his PSN ID here

Mr. Knowitall, is that all?

supaeagles: This is because the oyimbo cat and dog in that picture have chop beleful (correct meat everything) and live with their owner in a/c house and even watch TV sef so why won't they be happy and frolicking with each other... tell me? Whereas, over here, in most cases, our cats/dogs are perpetually hungry and so eyeing & fighting each other for chance to get some extra food from their master who is also equally hustling around looking for his own daily bread and survival.

[size=4pt](my fellow NLers, thank u, I appreciate your 'likes', it made my day)[/size]

U funny fu.cker!

Spain 21 Nigeria 0 Joke though
Super Eagles just need to play as a team and a miracle might happen. All the best to the Super eagles.
I believe

Touching!

Half time

GOAL!!!

Typical Nigerian!

RIP Baba

Hilarious!

Not impressed