Problem wey Nollywood go cause for Naija, Nollywood no go solve am, well I don't know what to believe...either ghost exists or not but I'll surely exhume this thread whenever I set my eyes on one

Mc'donalds and KFC are the solution to your problem

Angelica Elizabeth? I thought you're a p0rn star? Maybe not

My vet died of cancer last year and my dog mistakenly deleted his contact off me phone

Hey boys, what y'all doing in here? Now all of you gerr'out!! Now!

Aluu, peaceful and friendly

Sushi, crayfish (but I eat prawns), Quaker oath, minced meat, lamb, salmon, semovita,

maka l: I love it sooo much....
I love the colours...
Terry G dresses so hawt!!
The video is flawless....
Terry G rocks....
Omg!!!---im so high Jux like tonto dike
First To comment----»yay!!!

While your were typing those trash, all for the sake of "1st to comment" which you won't get a penny for, other sensible guys have already posted before you

1 hour 30 minutes

fortyfeet:
On your signature: I'd much rather be a woman than a man.Women can cry,they can wear cute clothes and they are the first to be rescued off sinking ships..
I would advice that you start changing as men are changing. Am sure you won't get that if I am the leader of the rescue team. How about "Gender Equality"

Awesome how you can spot jobless guys on NL

Leadn:

Lolzz,,, will she be taking pics of 6 Rattle snakes nibbling at her foot?

A Naija babe can take pictures of the snakes bitting her, straight to her BBM display picture on the hospital bed and she'll write something like "Snake thingz"

I just discovered that my transport machine is called a CAR!

Typical

@OP
Make some money...if you didn't become more friendly, come here to slag me off

See how that walls was designed by bullets! Can't imagine that massive hole in a human's body.

I'm B uilt O n S elf S uccess - i.e I'm the boss my very self

RIP sir

Five point Nine

Entertainment area of my sitting room, I can see the world in 3D from there

Borrowing pen in a banking hall is not embarrassing, I do it all the time, I feel alright about it and sometimes I don't even return the pen.

Anything less than a million Naira, that's me going broke

Awkward! even a son of an herbalist is shouting "it's fake" Most of you saying "it's not real", "It's absurd" Y'all just don't wanna give people impressions that you believe in voodoo. Most of y'all know that shyte is so real like your face!

One of the profession is a money spinner, the rest are not - bad sharp man

I'm deeply sorry for these girls

@Op
Get a life

Yes provided I have the equivalent or more of the supposed money meant for sponsoring to take care of my dog

Thirded! lol

#Just passing by

Logicboy03: If I were in Nigeria, I wouldnt take halloween seriously. However, I would watch the horror movie marathons on some DSTV channels.


Now, many Nigerians are very religious and are scared of halloween (even though orthodox churches celebrate it as All Saints day). So even if they are living in the West, they would not participate or even let their children enjoy trick or treating. This is what I call religious ignorance.


I personally, am going to enjoy today. I might go to some pub with friends to look for some "jezebels" or Hot "witches" to erm....to erm.....ehem.....have ehem.....friendly relations with. I am not going to wear any costumes or do anything silly but I will go and look at people's costumes and enjoy myself.

The over-religious can remian in their house praying and casting demons while normal people have fum.



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Congratulations for taking Halloween seriously, yam festival in your village back home is tagged barbaric and a festival your fore fathers don't have a clue of is being hyped like it's a world wide festival.
We all have our different beliefs, If my religion disagrees with halloween then why should I observe it? Taking the piss out of other people's religion because they don't celebrate halloween is immature. No one here cares if you celebrate halloween or not.
Ok today is a normal day for me and for most Nigerians, just that I've got sweets ready for the kids when they come knocking later today cuz I don't fancy fireworks being thrown in me house or eggs been smashed at my window

With all loyalty, I support Eyimbra