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Rejoice006:
Naah.... This your script no follow at all 😒🙄

But its the reality, dont be media blind on it🙂

Hey guys,

Its been a while a dropped a comment or checked this platform. Firstly i’d like to congratulate President Bola Ahmed Tinubu (Jagaban). Let peace reign dear people.

So guess what? I took a trip to Canada - Montréal☺️ And it was pleasure + pain kinda trip….

I can call it a vacation but it was actually business related. Vacation because its a while i dedicated time to go outside my comfort zone to have fun. Business because it was actually business.

VISA APPLICATION
So being that it was business, i didnt go through the hassle other applicants did. Got an invite letter from the host which is a reputable organization. And because of the urgency in the trip, the embassy acted fast and in less than a week my visa was sure + trip

PREPARATION

I’m not the type that always pack suitcases to travel, i love and worship light travelling. My own kinda light travel could be buying all other necessity at my destination - toothbrush, paste, body spray, cream etc. only thing i always make mistake of carrying during my trips in hand luggages is perfume. And it almost always gets seized. Stupid border rules smh 😒

I actually lost 2 Ralph Lauren Polo Blue perfumes at 100% to border immigration - UK. Because they re all 125ml. 🙄

Hand luggage is my second name. The flight was British Airways, which goes from Nigeria - London - Montreal. With one stop transit of 4hrs going and 12hrs coming back. Horrible experience. Whoever has a canadian visa is allowed to make a stop in Uk without visa. Didnt know about that. For the few hours we stayed, i went round to see if i can find some food - good place to get the coffee (Pret A Manger)🤗 with a few snacks (Croissant - Heavenly one for me).
At the time of departure, our flight was deplayed while boarded for about 2hrs because of some technical difficulties - even oyibo dey struggle at time, love thy Nation. This delay made our trip 2hrs extra which is bad. For years i didnt understand what jetlag is till this moment. First hand foreign experience. We arrived montreal 11pm and got a call from my transport who took me to my hotel in downtown. Decent room but expensive.

MONTRÉAL

First few days i was just doing my business and didnt get much chance to go round the city, i could only check out the spots in my location at the time. And one thing is for sure, dont travel alone unless its necessary. Carry your wife, sidechick or friend to tag alone. Dont be like UNLETTERED abroad.

Basilique Notre-Dame De Montreal

It is a place with lots of things to do like takinng a boat cruise around city which was a walking distance from my hotel on St. hubert street. I did some window shopping and got lots of sourvenirs for my loved ones. I have a collection of some decent decorative sourvenir plates which are a bit costly too in montreal.

Montreal is a city with a majority of french speaking people. One wonder why nigerians are not much around. Maybe i didnt meet alot but from what i saw.

Centre Eaton de Montreal

I really enjoyed my time visiting this particular mall. Did most of my queen & princess shopping there. Even got a wonderful baby suit for my princess. Had a good chinese food for lunch. It was basically my last day, so i left from the mall to the hotel & got my things. It has lots of good stores - Not really cheap but the suits i got are amazing and did i mention they are fitted too.

Tunisian Civil rights activist lady

This woman is so amazing and energetic. She is about 62yrs or so she mentioned, but i love her passion for not just her country - Tunis but africa as a continent. We had a wonderful discussion over smoke outside our hotel. She was there to check up on her kids - boy & girl. Who are attending a college their.

She was really an interesting woman, forced me to send her a request on facebook and that i should come visiting anytime with my family, friends or anyone. That she has a big house and will accommodate us and even help with visa because her husband has some connections.

The reason why she was in montreal was to JAPA too 😂. No further questions.

Agreed there are so many opportunities out there, but are they really worth it?

I was having this convo with a friend over drinks yesterday.

By now people should know that US is not the superpower when it comes to military, they are able to bastardise themselves to the world already wit this woke nonsense.

Putin knows the game and he played his cards right.

After my friedn read the news to me, i asked what is the plot twist and immediately he said WAGNER have stopped pursuing the coup plans. The wagner head has never mentioned putin in his speech. Which makes it more suspicious. He only mentioned that he is out for justice. Thats a putin loyalist right there. Used the emotions of US to get cash from them. $6billion missing is not by coincidence.

The plan has always been “let US finance our war”. They(US) have been doing that with Ukrain, why not Russia.

We know how majority of US citizens are against the financing of the war through ukraine. To protect the wagner head further, the script will be that putin has assassinated the head soon.

It has always been the script. US is just a pawn in it.

manmade:
what stopped him from telling them that he won't be coming for the debate? He has the time to attend owambe birthday party, Atiku preferred Arsenal's match to attending a debate where millions of Nigeria would be able to listen to him on what he has for them and you're here defending an undefendable blunders.

Who is your candidate? And did he attend? If yes then what issues do you have with that?! This is more like a job interview, your competitor didnt show up for it and you are sad about it?! Isnt that an upper hand for you to present your manifest?

What do you guys really want?!

Why will tinubu go and grant interview to people that have already decided to call him all sorts of names in the name of politics. I thought you have the strategy and number that will suit you not to care if he campaign or not.

Cant your principal do his own bid and win hearts since he wants to and engage people? It clearly shows you are not tinubu’s target audience. Dont vote for him if he is not aligning with your demands.

Na by force to campaign and win your “Stone” hearts?! Abeggy, all these emotional newbies are getting on my nerves creating threads up and down. Since PO has the highest number of likes and rt and shares why bother yourselves?

Is it even democracy if your people want to keep dictating what should happen?

Blame its citizens not govt

KEVIND:
If Buhari is stingy as you claim, N170 billion cannot go missing under his watch.
Buhari is very generous that's why one person (The Accountant General of the Federation) could steal $170 billion. Ahmed Idris is even at his home resting & enjoying the largesse (Free money from Buhari)
In all honesty,do you think such amount of money will go missing under a Peter Obi?

Fucking liar… which accountant general stole 170billion dollars? You want to make heaven so?

And bacl to OP, go and ask about buhari. That man cant even buy his own cap not to mention spending a whole 200dollars for a suit jacket to an occassion. Abeg one stingy man is enough.

Still as president buhari no dey spend money. Tell me how obi is any different. Just sell your candidate, dont come and be bringing all these poverty mentality way of campaigning.

solasoulmusic:
that’s why it’s important to tear off the wrapper yourself and encrypt your drive. It will still be on your apple account even if they remove it from find my phone no worries call Apple UK give them the serial number hopefully you kept the box

Always buy from reputable outlets lots of idiots doing random repossessions of both cars and Mac’s

You can’t rob ya Mama the only thing Nigerian about my sensitive products is my nationality

Thanks. Actually he was able to lock his mac using the icloud app on web. With that, anyone that tries to buy it is on a long thing.

I think this is the new trend.a friend’s car was done the same too. His life’s work was stolen. 1 macbook and a hp in abuja

drlateef:
In fact, for singling out northerners and Muslims, you are already biased and made false observations. Majority of attacks I see here are actually from Christian bigots. To the extent I wonder if there were Muslims at all on this forum that could defend themselves. You are completely off the point on that. When any case of Boko Haram or bandits are mentioned in news, it is certain to see Christian bigots making deafening noise attacking Muslims and Islam. But when IPOB is attacking and killing people in the east, there is equally graveyard silence from the Christian bigots. That’s the most common trend here.

Did you really understand my wordings or you just want to shalaye? Where in my content did i mention “northerners and muslims” are the bigots here?

I’m talking about - they should keep maintaining their cool by not replying bigots and tribalists.

I feel this page is front page worthy, so i’ll take this opportunity to keep pleading with the northerners and muslims on this forum to keep maintaining their cool in terms of tribal wars or bigotry.

OP you re right, for any information i need out there, be it scam mails, job interviews or scholarship applications, all i do is type the sentence and add “Nairaland” at the end and voila! My question is answered.

I’ve been using nairaland for as long as i can remember and thanks to seun for the 10years + of fun and sorrow.

I really miss the type of good writers here when the literature section was filled with brilliant write up. Whatever happened. They made my day always by posting a story or epistle as some call it unfailingly.

During my final semester as an undergrad, coming for my final year project. My unfortunate supervisor was told that my uncle was contesting for the gubernatorial seat in my state. So he decided that he’ll write my project for and i should just come and pay up 100k. That was in 2011

Emocruize:
R.I.P bro.

Thank you

9182736455O1999:
make i no talk again there is no need to fight with someone online. If to say you get sense you for look my comment pass like the way other people do.
na you own problem sha
Have a nice day

I’m glad i was able to make your brain reset even though its to the same lizard level wey e suppose be sha.

You for look pass my comment and the thread in general too.
Await your sad news soon bro

9182736455O1999:
Na Dangote trailer go jam you die, your statement is no different from mine or even worse, could'nt you have passed if the comment is not okay to you.

E go jam me And you together. We go die for the same dangote trailer.

Ohh e no funny now that someone is wishing you bad abi? You for pass too without commenting na. Noise makers

Bigheart042:
Go and sit down..
Evil man

Oh im evil man? Let him take what he dishes out. If you have the same mentality with then i can understand too. Noise

9182736455O1999:
How can i laugh in a way that pleases God

I’m glad you re laughing, because your own will be news for as someone who was murdered. Yeye bigot!

I’m surprised at the number of kids on nairaland these days. You laugh at someone’s predicament as if you re bullet proof to any terrorism or banditry. In life never say never.

Later una kind go open thread claiming your landlord or relationship partner brings bad luck to your life. Baba na the nonsense dark heart wey you get dey cause am.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

Thanking one imaginary being not existing...even if he is existing....he doesn't have power over what happens on planet earth

He survived today doesn't mean he will be lucky tomorrow

For everyday day we wake we are faced with more than a hundred ways to die of which car accident is among

Dumb thing to say sha.

He believes that regardless of what has happened, this is a second chance for him to do more good in the world. His belief that their is a supreme being he needs to thank is ok with him. But the fact you took someone else’s med is sad.

You dont believe in any supreme being? Thats cool, your opinion. But dont shit on his own bruh.

Sureboy2020:
Lol why would anyone want to access it after all the things I said?

Anything wey their eyes see make dem take am like that.

After everything you’ve said?

Did you not access it after everything people before you have said too?!

blamingthedevil:
Children of 8 will soon invade this beautiful thread. Born and raised in 8tread. Like the one above me is pained beyond redemption.

Please tell the person above you that the last time SAS was in maiduguri was in 2013. I dont know where he got that his nonsensical info about shettima either. But shettima rules the city now and thats why SAS needs to be National Chairman so he can be able to enter Brono. And its Borno not Bornu

OptimmusPrimme:
I just knew it had to be these cursed people from the land of the drowning sun.

These cocaine-trafficking, incestuous & cannibalistic bastards are responsible for 98% of all the atrocities committed in the Southwest and all the abominable vices you can think of.

They hate the Hausa/Fulanis

They hate the Yorubas

They hate the Niger Deltans

They hate the Benue People

They hate the Kogi People

They hate the South Afrikans

They hate the Ghanaians

They hate the Indians

They hate the Chinese

They hate the Cambodians

Sincerely speaking, they are the most useless and confused ethnicity in the Cosmos.

They said they’re marginalized and therefore, want Biafra. Ok, take your Biafra and relocate back to your erosion-ravaged enclaves in East.

The Coalition of Northern Groups even came out and urged the National Assembly to grant these drug-dealing bastards their utopian Country, but what did we see?

These bastards sent their representative (Emmanuel Iwuanyanwu) to curse the Coalition of Northern Groups and then declared that any evil plot to expel the Igbos from Nigeria with the aim of dispossessing them of their properties scattered across the Country will be resisted.

But this bastard representative has seen how his fellow bastards have been shouting “BIAFLA OR DEATH, NO LEFULENDUM, NO ERECTION” all over Nigeria and he kept quiet & simply held his peace.

Another Bastard from Nairaland said they will only accept to exit Nigeria if the old Eastern region is included in their BIAFRAN Country.

They are simply planning to steal the Niger Delta Oil-Producing Communities and lump them inside their Biafra, in spite of the Niger Deltan tribes & communities saying they are not part of - and will never join Biafra.

These are the same bastards painting & portraying the Hausa/Fulanis as bullies & land grabbers, but they themselves are culpable of the same crimes they accuse the Hausa/Fulanis of.

In truth, these bastards do not want Biafra because all of them know their Biafra will be worse than Congo, Somalia & Afghanistan combined.

What they want is POWER. Their “BIAFLA” is nothing more than a blackmailing tool to usurp Power.

Nobody heard the agitation for Biafra from these despicable animals when Goodluck Ebele Jonathan was the President because they benefited immensely from GEJ’s presidency and even had Azubuike Ihejirika as the COAS.

Nnamdi Kanu was nowhere to be found castigating the Government at the time because he was busy flying from one Country to the other in search of black, white, Indian & latina prostitutes courtesy of GEJ’s handouts.

Left to me, these cursed people should be treated in the only language they understand.

Anambra and Enugu would be annexed from the South-Eastern States and used as training grounds by the Nigerian Armed Forces, where all our newly imported ballistic missiles and long-range artillery weapon systems would be used in training our gallant men, and by extension to obliterate every cockroach & mosquitoes (young & old) moving in those two states while the training exercises are on going.

Please wait a minute! Before you accuse me of tribalism or inciting genocide, how many times have you cautioned your bastard, hare-brained people from inciting genocide on other tribes and the “Zoo”?

Look, in the spirit of fairness & justice, we must always endeavor to apply the theory of the “Goose and the Gander” in our everyday lives.

So, let us continue. Since your people think that they are smart and the rest of us from other tribes & ethnicity are stupid; a national referendum would be conducted at the behest of these “cursed bastards ingrained with the spirit of Nzeogu” from the East of the Niger.

There will be no neutrality. Either you’re on the side of Nigeria which your people call the Zoo or on the side of Biafra with your three state-Country (Imo, Abia & Ebonyi).

Of course, I did not forget. Shebi I have already told you mannerless recalcitrant bastards that Anambra & Enugu would have been converted into our proposed-training grounds for the Nigerian Armed Forces?

Therefore, they will be excluded from your Biafra since you thieving bastards too are planning to annex Kogi, Delta, Benue, Rivers & Edo into your stupid, infeasible & unachievable Biafra.

Then if your people refuse to either go with Nigeria or Biafra, they will all be rounded up and shot summarily for creating unrest and breach of the peace. But I trust the Ladipo, Onitsha and Alaba market boys, (vast majority of whom constitute the iPOB) to begin trumpeting their slogan - “BIAFLA OR DEATH”

Then, the Nigerian Civil-War Pro Max or version 2.0 will be declared & unleashed with immediate effect. Those who would want to remain in the “Zoo” in order sabotage our efforts; ayayayaaaa; well, I’ll come back to what will become of their doomed fate later.

All Biafrans will be given 72hours to exit Nigeria and relocate back to their cursed lands in the East.

Abi you expect to leave your MTN job for Innoson and still be earning salary from MTN?

Any Biafran that fails to comply with the directive will automatically become food, target practice & sex slaves for the security apparatus of the indigenous host communities of their abodes.

Yes, yes, I know. You’re already thinking what I’m thinking?

Predictably, they would engage and launch their propaganda & lying transmissions into gear 44 and resort to what they know how to do best by calling on the international communities to come to their aid.

But the international communities are not daft & stupid like the Igbos.

The international communities will then begin to collate & bring out all the statistics of their cocaine-related crimes, Human-trafficking, Armed-robbery, Cultism, Homicide, Wire Fraud, Stolen Equipments, Car Jacking, House Jacking, Human Jacking, Animal Jacking, Fake goods, Currency-counterfeiting and every crime you can imagine.

Russia, Turkey, India, Amerika, Canada, Hong Kong, China, UAE, Brazil, South Korea, Thailand, Cambodia, North Korea, Japan, Germany, Belgium, France, Switzerland, South Afrika and Britain - all these Countries will then conclude that since ALL THESE LISTED CRIMES ABOVE were perpetrated by the flat-headed & cursed Biafrans, It is therefore in their interests to fight on the side of Nigeria in order to eradicate these crimes & criminals from their Countries - once and for all.

Now, this is where it gets interesting.

You’re fighting to break free from the shackles of injustice and at the same time, taking the laws into your filthy hands.

Who will be foolish & stupid enough to come to your aid?

You want to break free from Nigeria but 98% of all the crimes perpetrated within & outside Nigeria are from your region and by your people.

That is exactly why the doctrine of the “clean hands and equity is very vital; Hence the maxim: “He that comes to equity must come with clean hands.”

An “AMBUSH” mechanized regiment would be deployed to every exit points in the Southwest to frisk and lookout for anything that remotely looks like our flat-headed enemies. All the males & children are to be fumigated with “Zyklon-B” & extinguished at a make-shift Auschwitz abattoir while all the virile & fertile females from age 12 to 17 are to be brought to me at the Supreme HQ (Yes, That is my office). The rest are to be shared as spoils of war amongst our gallant officers.

That is when reality will begin to dawn on these uncouth, loud-mouthed, empty-brained & belligerent bastards from the East of the Niger, and immediately begin to sue to peace & dialogue, but it would have been too late by then, since half of their population that reside outside the South East would have fallen as target-practice & sex slaves to the brunt of the hostile indigenous host communities where they are domiciled, and have been insulting all their lives.

At least 14million recalcitrant cockroaches would have fallen, because by Sango, I have vowed to break the records of my father.

Now, In order to re-admit them back into Nigeria after making sure that 14 - 30million of them have been utterly decimated, an executive order will be decreed proscribing the mention of the name “Biafra or BIAFLA” since it died in 1967 along with those poor & empty good-for-nothing souls who perished at the altar of ignorance, hypocrisy & covetousness, triggered by a greedy, self-serving traitor.

A 1000-Naira policy will then be imposed on them as a punitive measure as against the 20-pounds policy imposed on their fathers & mothers in the 1970s.

All their bank accounts will be frozen and their monies transferred to the Federal Government purse while leaving them with just 1000 Naira to kick-start the second round of their “much vaunted” industrious nature & business acumen like we did to their fathers & ancestors at the end of the civil war.

Look, nobody is praying for war but WE (The Oduduwa Children) will rise to the occasion should any bastard pushes his luck too far.

If you do not want this ugly fate to befall you and your generations, then you better be of good cheer; and replace the fermented akpu with ofe nsala soup inside your rotten skulls with the spirit of Patriotism.

Be a law-abiding citizen like the rest of us. Stop letting your emotions & inferiority complex take the better part of you.

Replace the shouts of “marginalization” with “yes, we can do it together”.

If you want power, present your candidates and rally round for supports from other ethnicities.

Unfortunately, who will even want to vote for an Igbo candidate, seeing how they curse and taunt us daily with derogatory remarks at every given opportunity? Sango forbid bad thing!

An Igbo man as the President of Nigeria? The announcement of Gideon Orkar in the 1990 coup-d’etat in still fresh in our memory.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vanguardngr.com/2020/04/flashback-speech-presented-by-major-gideon-orkar-on-april-22-1990/amp/

How the bastard decided to excise & cut off Sokoto, Borno, Katsina, Kano and Bauchi states from the Federal Republic of Nigeria when there were also military officers from these states who participated in that same coup d’etat.

That is why I keep saying that the I.Q of an average Biafran is “minus 20” (-20). Think first before you act, but the reverse is the case with these meth-ingesting bastards from the East of the Niger.

I remember vividly when Seun Osewa created the thread: “NAIRALAND SAYS NO TO SECESSIONISTS”

https://www.nairaland.com/2792995/nairaland-says-no-secessionists

There was no insults & curses these wayward children of Satan did not hurl at Seun. They even threatened to abandon NAIRALAND to go create their own BIAFRALAND but here we are today. As it is with every barren land, nothing good can come out of it.

That is why I am convinced that you incestuous, cannibalistic, power-hungry, money-hungry, domineering & cocaine-trafficking animals from Alaigbo will continue to be 4th-Class citizens in Nigeria as long as the Sun rises from the East and sets in the West.

In conclusion, I wish all my well wishers and enemies whatever you wish me in multiple folds.

I come in peace!

Baba God bless you jare. For any fight on nairaland, tag me. I go defend you with my blood and money!

Good job!

Dull game, Newcastle playung for the most fun part of it. To be honest, i’m not really feeling this Ragnick of a guy or whatever his name is. Who plays Rashy in the midfield though?

I sincerely miss how Ole used to play some of these guys and his knowledge of their positions.

I’d bring on Wan Bissaka against St Maxima. He will handle him well and has fresh legs. I’ll take off Alex too for Shaw and move rashy to the RW.

See my bauchi state.

When we tell you the reason why una brothers no dey like go back to una Godforsaken land you thought it was a joke.

online they re haters of the north but in reality, na them they get indigene letter for northern state pass.

And for the people claiming its the government that is making people inflate food prices, the answer is up there. Na una kind wicked pass.

Yes there is insecurity - BUT ITS EVERYWHERE.

God bless my city!

JC2021:
The post is about global debt not Nigeria's debt. Let's comment on the points raised abeg. 2 pages now, most comments show how shallow most Nigerians are.

Sometimes you just read for info and move. Alot of commenters re just hungry bastards with jobs like sales girls/boys, security guards, hawkers and snake killers. 70% are just bastard with hatred from mastubation. Sigh

MyVILLAGEpeople:
Just look at some of the comments up there.

People don’t even read to understand. The topic is about world governments put together. How can Nigeria alone be owing over 200 Trillion dollars

My thought exactly. The first commenter had to mention buhari and nigeria. Just pure hatred for your country. Sigh

CaptainAyub:
By the time sheikh buhari is done with zoogeeria,ISWAP commander go shout "Jesus is Lord and master"

Sigh… i really want to believe this is sarcasm with a finess touch but bruhhhhhhhhh.

Negro you dumb AF!
How can the topic and its contents speak about “GLOBAL DEBT” and the first thing that comes to your mind is buhari and nigeria?

Clap for yourself docket

Terrier99:
What was the life expectancy in Kaduna before he became Governor? What is the life expectancy in Kaduna today.
You are saying nonsense that he digitized governance. That may impress illiterates but not enlightened people. He digitized governance but bandits kidnap, kill, rape and abduct Kaduna people.
Commend him on this and move on. Security of life and properties is the ultimate responsibility of government and he has failed in that.

Yet when Ortom comes out to insult the FG on security of his state you hail him. Atleast he has boost the economy of his state amidst the said terror in hi state. Surely you must be a nigerian and have a state, what did your state governor do to boost your state economy?

Saifullah01

9jah:
They’re not our own. We made our decision clear and bold. We want out of Nigeria and we don’t indulge in cannibalism.
Nigeria aint a nation;
What nation? What made you think nigeria is worth a nation? Talking about gaining independence, the nigerian dispensation doesn’t believe in the rule of law. They don’t have value for human right/life. The only language they love is violence

And i respect such decision if and only if the motive is same. But you and i know that was not the case. Abinitio ye it was the case but not anymore. The early ya’ll agree with whats on ground the better.

So as far as everyone is concerned, your motive now is greed and unplanned manner of approach to achieve secession.

Puff corn ke? We learn everyday on this forum. Sha i didnt watch the video.