₦airaland Forum

Angelfrost:
Op... Your finance should solely be the business of you and your account officer, followed by your spouse (if you are married)! Even Achraf Hakimi knew better than share this with his better half and for clearly good reason!

I am one of the few Nigerians whose financial status will never be blown open for any reason!

Succeed in secret... The only things outsiders should see are your hard work and sweat!


This is why every young man and woman ought to read "48 Laws of Power" by Robert Greene!

People need to avoid that book. Like the author says 'No law in the book is an absolute fact and can change anytime.' that book just teaches ppl how to manipulate gullible and naive ppl (making the manipulators think they're macho when they're Barbie in a skirt on play grounds with the real bosses)

DearAminu:
Hello 🏠
Good Morning all
pls can one secure job with Cousera certificate either govt or private job in Nigeria? 🤔

From my experience a Cc would compliment a traditional University certificate and some would def employ you with a Cc cert because they're assured of your skills not the paper testifying to it, but so far that isn't the case in this country yet. Reverse is the case if it's a tech cert though.

Smoothies, nutritious and very filling. Liquid so she just needs a straw. Look them up on YouTube please. I hope your mama feels better soon bruhv.

mymadam:
My opinion? This young lady (old enough to be a criminal) is definitely guilty as proven, BUT she's just being used as a 'fall guy (gal)'. A very active syndicate is almost certainly involved. The outcome appears to be a desperate, well-coordinated cover-up by well-connected member(s) of the syndicate. Posterity shall be the judge, soon, very soon

Syndicate or not, she knew what she was doing. That is what's wrong with the whole episode.

BloomingDale:
What of the robots that killed all the Japanese scientists nko? They managed to disarm and deactivate the robots, but one of the robots was able to latch onto a program code via satellite to reprogram itself. It was all kept hush hush. Dey there make the robots dey whine una.

Google input guards and free yourself from this fiction.

Xtruzz:
Don’t deceive yourself with such opium, the time is now…

🤓🤭

Whiterose21:
Chai ! See better work and someone somewhere rejected it. See me wey dey look for government teaching job, I never see and person dey spit one out. Abi I escort people come this world?

Everyone get his own time to shine, as for when that time is, only God knows. Patience and prayer never fails.

omenka:
Coming from Tinubu Lagos Ibadan newspaper. It's a big lie. Everyone complied in the East. Ghost town mode was activated throughout Biafra land.

I don't get it. Why are you guys doing yourself wrong by your own selves because of something that will never see the light of the day? Because of why?

Ezeama400:
North doesn't feed, North central does

Isn't it still the North then? What is it again, I ask you. What? Shebi you had to put that North before that central.

DesChyko:
It is clear the South have got the brains. Ivy League is all about brains than anything else.

Why are things upside down when it gets up there? Could the lack of competition up there be the reason we are stagnated as a country?

Ivy league is about money and brains. emphasis on the former of which if the latter is available, it has been found to be especially brilliant.
Read it again to understand what I really mean.

marlow1962:
Education is haram.
Even when jamb favors them with little jamb cut of mark like 50,65,70 (below 100) yet they said education is haram.
Aboki will always be aboki.

You are misguided, it's a pity .

oluwaT1st:
That statement was rebuttable: either a yes or no answer, d please had said it all n also based on d fact dat he never responded to those people, dat kept me in d dark, so I asked to know if he scored up to dat or there were other requirements just wanted to be sure dat my connect deliberately didn't want to help when he only told me about d cut off as d criteria

Nuance comes across different on the internet, when you asked the first question, I read it and it sounded like a confrontational accusation to me, but I thought I was too sensitive. Next thing, I saw you writing he implicated himself. I was like 'ah ah! ontop of wetin na?' that is how I perceived it which is (according to you) not how you meant it. Misunderstanding is nothing personal.
Oya pele dear, a persons destiny will not pass him whether connected or not, yours is coming.

Xtruzz:
No.. the transfer of service is to other agency. The NDLA slots is 500k. He gave 3slots to her. She gave it to her relative and she took 1. She’s only paying for 2NDLEA slots. 1 is free for her. My uncle doesn’t know if he should pay the 1.7m as an advance payment for his transfer of service. The risk…

There is nothing that man will embark on that doesn't have risk, no one here can say he should take the risk or not, only he can decide that for himself since no one knows the connect and can't vouch for them personally here.

easytig:
This Doesn't look healthy tho,no wonder all sort of sickness full north lol 😂,can't imagine myself eating this ill prepared meat, it looks like something my dog should feast on .i prefer my meat boiled and then oven grilled.

Oven grilled, puhuhuhu 🤣😂

Likoya:
Does it really change anything? Me that yesterday was my birthday day, with all the things going on in my life, you wouldn't believe that if my sister did not call me this morning to wish me happy birthday, I totally forgot that yesterday was my birthday....

Your bank no chuk mouth send you happy birthday text only to turn around and charge you ₦50 for it the next day? How cometh? 😂
Happy birthday sha, wishing you less stress and more blessings, ameen.

Zulum:
Hello Good Evening Beautiful house

My brother did documentation of CIVIL DEFENSE......IS there anyone with connection pls, I am willing to pay to help him secure the Job thnks

Your brother didn't go through documentation, he went through screening, which means he has a fair chance. But let me tell you for free that there isn't much that can change that shortlist now except a 5G connect which money cannot buy. Pray, it helps.

2020Abby:
My birth certificate got lost years ago, that's why I'm using declaration of age

okay, go with it. Also don't forget your local government indigene certificate.

2020Abby:
Please does anyone here have any experience about the documentation process. Will declaration of age be accepted in place of birth certificate?

I'm 27yrs old and someone is suggesting I go and get Attestation of age at NPC.

I don't have money for that right now, so I want to know if they'll accept declaration of age during the documentation.

27 years is within the approved age rage na (Shey you no read the flier before you apply ni? 😏)
Go with you birth certificate.

Fuckingmallam45:
I doubt if you are truly a medical practitioner. A medical practitioner as acclaimed by you won't drop his/her moral standards far enough to say something bad or unpleasant like this. Can't imagine any learned person would stoop so low to act like this.

Na their type dey abuse patients for hospital sotay the patient go develop hypertension die because of the humiliation. Just last week, someone tear one doctor correct slap for talking trash, could be this guy right here sef.

b0rn2fuck:
MuMu talks,I'm browsing with my tecno spark 5 pro in peace and seun osewa never banned me. Before una quote me, I live in my own house, and control two shops. I bought the Tecno new, na tear rubber

control two shops 😂😂😂
Nairaland Controller of the Year award goes to you bros. We're proud of your hustle. God bless

silvoclaira:
This is preposterous


IPhone no be your mates.



How do NYSC female members today get the money to buy this phones, while serving?

By serving with all their heart and soul 🍻

ALFADOS:
This thread is it for immigration recruitment or civil defence recruitment? I come in peace ooh

Both

mohxbello:
Please do you think this shake up will affect this recruitment?

No, few days delay at most.

WhiteLavender:
Any info will help. Hope they didn't ask for guarantor's form cos I don't have that.

That's for when you go for documentation, not now.

HA!
Now I know why our tomatoes are getting smaller and more expensive everyday. So Na UK them dey carry am go like this! ah ah! because of why na? UK no get land plant their own tomato ni?

stanluiz:
Sowore is right.

No difference from Buhari appointment when he was president. Only difference is that buhari did not appoint any body from the south East.

Anyway, Buhari and Tinubu are the same. The way buhari give appointment to his fulani brothers, Tinubu is doing the same.

So you mean if BAT doesn't give anyone from the North, (be they from the Hausa or Fulani faction of it) appointment that will make you happy and all things will reign fair?
Do you reckon that is possible?

kelvinatkins:
Not all schools sir, in my school it takes 3week-1month

Chai!!!

Kharol1234:
Royal rumble


Nysc Vs Civil defence

First price: Rice Second price: Nothing.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 You are #wicked!

Mohisah:
Them go sign it with speed... All these top Agency gv dem Reps n Senate wahala.... Na dat FIRS chairman I want mk he comot asap😂 We get personal beef.. Ordinary slot he denied his Secondary school, school-father.
Buhari's appointees no try at all, na greed dem study come Sidon der😁😁😁

They may not hurry to sign anything as such, na them na them, they huddle when you least expect it.

Osada90:
😁 😂 How do soldiers walk?

Marching forward with swinging arms and chest out 😂

Sunshine34:
That is the reality on ground, but Uber should roll out Electric car or change to gas, 90 percent of Europe and Asian Taxi are using gas not Petro, This is the Time to get it right not continue managing. Look for cheaper cars to run your business

Most Asian cars use gas of course, gasoline aka petrol.