₦airaland Forum

mengho:
Please, does paramilitary in Nigeria like Customs, Immigrations etc.. allow beards for men. Because I really don't want to shave my beard

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Yo, but rice is ₦34,500 at my side

Failure2019:
I haven't gone to the market to buy since covid.



I plant everything in house from aquaponics to my hydroponics all self built and powered by solar.


As a pescetarian and stoic, I don't eat much just two square meal is enough for me .

Hoi! I thought you'd say 1 square meal per week 😂🤭.
Dey play

paskal16:
That abbookkki region is a menance and a curse
The reason this country is backwards
Just stealing our resources

Continue to believe that funny talk, you hear. Don't ever wake up from this brainwashing thingy o, ehn. Stealing your resources ke

FalseProphet1:
Hausa people are too violent for my liking. How can you kill a human being because of N50. Anyways both of them have been sent to meet their maker. They would be judged accordingly.

This I have seen.

Hausa people are too violent? muahaha, na everyday I dey read say someone stab or kill someone over petty something for this Nairaland front page o, and guess what? 99.9% of the time, it ain't the Hausa. You people just look for small excuse to point fingers and find fault, that's why Nigeria will never change.

baike:
This thing happened live in my front

ab0ki them dey do like say na them get Nigeria

So?

Obyangel:
Something must be wrong with the northerners, they easily kills. Rest in peace to the young man

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balo777:
I exercise and I don't eat junk food. I haven't taken white sugar in a year.

Brown sugar nko? Your wahala no be for here o, guy. Since you clearly know it is anxiety that is worrying you, why don't you look up solutions related to it? Or are there therapists in Nairaland ni? Guy, go find therapist and get down and dirty with the 'source' of your anx, Good luck.

1. Painting (I discovered this skill after I moved to a new house and didn't want to start looking and paying for paint man, I bought roller and paint, and now I'm a pro)

2. Sewing: after my regular tailor moved to Abuja and the new one I got afterwards will hold cloth for three months, I vexed and learnt sewing in my service year SAEED (sewing is easier than I thought)

3. Fictional writing ( I wrote books I wanted to read cause no one was writing them, I'm now published with minor success)

4. Programming (I no too rate this one, as I never make money with it yet.)

5. Bag making (also easier than you might imagine, leather is cheap in Nigeria o)

TheElites19s:
we should just pray for GOD grace, unless you just started following government job, you see that graduate category nah man know man things

This is the untold truth, see this graduate category thingy is what is causing drama at immigration, otherwise, they would have written exam since before fasting started.

Use payday and rest.

Funkyswagzz:
This is old news funny thing is the federal government is aware buh they turned a blind eye. Who remeber when the defence minister declared no fly zone in zamfara? Buh some peoples problem is peter obi and igbos. I nearly cried when i wanted to buy a crate of egg which is now 2700. We will suffer it together since we dont want to reason like a human being. Inflation is now 22% but you yorubas should continue fighting obi and igbos

Move to my side, crate of egg (jumbo size) is ₦1800 at my side, I kid you not.

otuomasirichi:
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Tinubu should also return the stolen Mandate for peace to reign in this country 💯

If you don't burn down this country starting with your house, we won't know you're serious 😉

Xlogistics:
That will be great 👍 let’s linkup

Not great, your story has too many plot holes.

1. Using an iron to bash the guys head in? Only works in movies, takes a lot to knock out someone in real life and blows to the back of head or head don't cut it. Plus irons don't come with hotel rooms, seriously.

2. You threw glass towards the TV to distract the guy while you were in the closet? 🤭 Even animes have stopped being that cheesy.

3. Spice up this story, something batshit should have happened in that fish pond though.

4. Settle down and scan through your story, you could have a grade B seller in three to four drafts, don't over fictionalise, forget those guys hailing you, they being sarcastic, you got Skillz, but you need to work on it. I enjoyed it sha, I would buy it if you published (the non cheesy version that is)

kettykin:
The problem is not ohaneze but this okechukwu isiguzororororororororororor guy , it seems he needs to go back to school , Afenifere is quiet, niger delta congress is keeping mum, middle belt leaders are keeping sealed lips, while the Arewa elites are not talking but one okechukwu isiguzorororororororo is coming up with his shopping list for a case that is in court

shopping list 😂😂😂

y'all look like Portable in the last pic 😂😂😂

derecho:
He is FREE.Does he need permission before doing it?
With all he did, Peter still defeated APC in Kaduna.

So? And then?

SLAP44:
Are these people not ashamed yet?

All your attempts to drag Peter Obi into any kind of disrepute always misfires terribly. Peter Obi is still the cleanest politician in Nigeria and loved by all.

That's why every dirty politician like Hell Ruffai, the old druggie/certificate thief and other charlatans are taking turns to attack the impeccable image of Peter Obi. They keep falling yakata like Atiku

Cleanest politician, muahahaha. No such thing in Nigeria, none.
The joke is on your bruhv. I want to tell you so many untold truths, but I fear it will go in one ear and run out the other. One day, by fire by force, you must gain wisdom.

FiremanX:
You that graduated with pass is saying that law is an easy course, you are so ridiculous. 😂

Hoi! IyaebeTheGoat, they have seen you finish o, kkkk

CodeTemplar:
It was a CBT centre within CU and I expect some regulation to of CU to affect them. Hiding of face can be a security risk.
What if a person allowed to hide his or her face drops a bag with explosive around?

How did wearing hijab become hiding of face na? The face is visible in hijab o, it's not a mask. Educate yourself for godsakes

seunmsg:
Let me guess, Kwakwanso also won the election? Clown. Take your consolatory Kano victory and fvck off.

Who hurt you? Go find that person and para for im head o, cause you dey look like old dog barking for here o, unprovocated at that too. Sigh

IyaebeTheGreat:
This kano president wants to go to court too? Well, court no dy tire losers

Not what he said, next time read to comprehend not to comment, awon grainy eyed problematic people 😂😂😂

VeeVeeMyLuv:
U sef

Did I tell you that I am supporting GRV? Tell me where I mentioned that... I am a fan of Sanwolu for your information.

What I am trying to point out is that the barbaric behaviour displayed during the governorship elections was not necessary, it was not needed, since they were cocksure that they will win the election with 100% certainty.

Lagos is not an ordinary state, it is world-class. That sordid behaviour was shocking, not expected from a state or city like this, it sends a very bad message to both international and local observers.

World class? muahahaha!
Even Africa is third world, so wherein pray, does world class emerge from the anus of the world. Bruhv, you legit spiced up my day, thanks! 😂😂😂😂😂

Prettygirl200:
Keep quiet oga, I asked a simple question, when una mumu Ramadan wan finish make we see road?

Your your shallow stupidity ascends heaven, it'll be sooner than you think.
Before then, you see that corner yonder? Face it! Hands up! Keep your mouth shut! If I hear a hoot, you done! ode.

CartelKenneth:
Useless Muslim fools na that nonsense Ramadan go kill all of una continue voting APC continue suffering for all time
Fools

Cry them a river, don't stop until you start crying blood. If to say na them insult you now, you go dey cry upandan for the rest of the year forming victim. Pity Pity.
Really pitiful.

carsuperman:
May God bear me witness, I bleeped an ex during fasting, not proud of it but it's fact. She likes to deny when I remind her because of the period it happened so I dnt tak Abt it again

Lo and behold! The instigator forming holier than thou. Even the trenches won't take you man, seems like you don't know you're a human being yet.
Sigh.

Fiscus105:
This is to tell the whole world that it's Ramadan time, u guys eat like gluttony.

SO?
Don't tell me if they stop eating according to their needs world peace will arrive and gold will rain from heaven and diamonds will sprout instead of mango seeds on them trees.
To knack you a reset slap dey hungry me, pathetic excuse of a human being like you sef.

carsuperman:
some even bleep during this period.

See low level mentality thinking, chai! I say chai for you o, na wa for una jobless tribalistic waste of space.

NaijaRoyalty:
you're the people wailing , wetin concern me with Muslim fasting?

Fasting that makes them grow fat , is that one fasting ?

So what if they get fat? I ask ye, so what?
If someone were to throw these exact words back at you down the road, you will run helter skelter screaming 'body shamming' and God knows what else comes into your half baked brain. To each his own, if you can't get with the program, get lost. No one's going to miss you and your low-level mentality.

Adeling:
Since this naira redesign policy I've never bought cash

I no know how God take do am.

Anyways, I've not held cash for sometime (500 and 1k), so I'll go withdraw maybe tomorrow or next week (when I'm sure the old cash is now been accepted)


Someone said I didn't buy cash because I'm still under my parents . Oga just dey play


This's what I do: I get the account number of the shop selling food stuff in bulk close to my house, then anytime I need food I just transfer to the acct, wait till the next day when I'm sure they've seen the transfer, then collect my food stuff in bulk.
Then when it comes to groceries, I just pay through their POS.. simple.

Infact I've done transfers to alot of persons this period than ever before.

(I don't go out since I work from home....beside I'm an introvert who don't really enjoy public space)

Thanks for the summary of the history of your fake life, we enjoyed it.

marlow1962:
Let’s move on, old notes are not coming back.
This is the nonsense we are trying to avoid ,but urchins said no.
If you’re waiting for old notes to be reused, pls get a bigger comb cus u go grow better beards.
I no dy stress myself again when e reach cash mata, I do tf for everything, if you don’t take tf, it’s ur loss cus I will (not only me) move onto the next seller

Insensitive and inconsiderate, world only revolves around you mentality, grow up bruhv 😑

ThierryJay:
Everything everywhere all at once everytime every-every is one damn complex movie. I've watched it twice and I've just understood about 60% of the movie. Maybe the 3rd time I'll finally grasp the hype about it. But mehn the movie swept a whole 7 Oscars.

Happy for Michelle Yeoh though, she's come a long way since the days of IN THE LINE OF DUTY, or TIGER CAGE (with Donnie Yen) to finally get her hands on the prestigious Oscar.

Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, yep. She's come a long way