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Politics / Re: Flight Lt Abubakar Alkali Dies In NAF Aircraft Crash In Kaduna (Photos) by uofa(m): 1:37pm On Apr 20, 2022
one less Aboki to worry abt

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Cuts His 79th Birthday Cake In Turkey (Photos) by uofa(m): 3:37pm On Dec 17, 2021
Buhari from Sudan!!!
Health / Re: The Woman I Saved On Christmas Day (Graphic Photos And Videos) by uofa(m): 12:43pm On Dec 28, 2019
Pls dnt just commend or pray for this Okada man.Support him financially.How can we send you money.Pls post your bank details on here lets blow up your account!You are a rare Gem!

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Politics / Re: Meet Jennifer Jamilah Douglas-Abubakar, Igbo Wife Of Atiku Abubakar by uofa(m): 1:54am On Oct 12, 2018
I'm so dissapointed in most of you that say atiku will be better than buhari
Personally i say NO to atiku and NO to buhari!!!
see all these old politicians that have been found to have stolen from this country should be bundled together in one hall,place a serious bomb there and kill all of them!!!
who is a fool?atiku intentionally married from different influential nigerian tribes to paint an impression that he is nationalistic!
he knew he wanted to be president(its been he's life long ambition) so he married all these women to deceive you guys
as far as i'm concerned they are all thieves/deceivers
we are tired of recycling lifeless, double faced, corrupt nigerians!
shine your eyes and wake up nigerians!!!

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Religion / Re: Pastor Adeboye: "Anyone Not Paying His Tithe Won't Go To Heaven" - Freeze Reacts by uofa(m): 12:14pm On Apr 12, 2018
Daddy freeze is ignorant and deceiving himself
The law of tithing; as Daddy freeze says is not weak,useless or done away with.
Please see below what our Lord Jesus himself said below

Matthew 5:17-20 King James Version (KJV)
17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.

18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.

19 Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.

Furthermore in Matthew 23:23, Jesus talks to the Pharisees, condemning them for tithing to the penny but neglecting the more important issues of justice, mercy and faith. He then goes on to tell them that they should in fact tithe, but that they shouldn't neglect the more important things. Jesus recognized the importance of keeping the tithe and we should, too.
Crime / Re: Have You Ever Been In A Physical Fight Before? Share Your Experience! by uofa(m): 11:04pm On Sep 29, 2017
This is a very interesting topic.

FIRST FIGHT(PRY 5):
My first fight was in primary 5. I was just 10yrs old. i had a girlfriend in my class(or so i thot).We clearly digged each other.One day i observed one of my classmates called Adaka was chatting wit my suposedly gurlfriend....omo my eyes red.From that moment i get beef for that guy.Now in retrospect,i believe becos i gave in to the devil(bitterness and grudge towards adaka),it was no surprised one day we both had a minor quarrrel (i can't even recall what caused the quarrel o)and immediately i bounced on Adaka.Omo...adaka tall pass me o,but jealously and rage no de see height ni.I punched adaka.Omo little did i know that he waz a sickler.The next thing i knew adaka don faint o!Omo see confusuion.All man dey hola say i don kill adaka o!My older brother was in pry 6 and in the next classroom.Omo my amebo classmates run go yarn am say him younger bros don kill person!To cut story short,Adaka was resuscitated and i was suspended.

SECOND FIGHT: PRY 4:
Honestly i no fit recall what caused the fight btwn me and my older brother sef.Let me tell u a lil bit about my older brother.THen he looked fragile but dnt be deceived the guy was a mike tyson b4 he was born..he has so many victorious fights under his belt.My brother has this vicelike grip of death/neck choke that sucks out your breathing.The guy is dangerous!Anyway becos we were almost the same height and becos my neighbour's daughter was in the vicinity,i wanted to form big boi and i refused to listen to the holy spirit.Before i knew arguements/dissagreements between us turned to fight and i'm like i must demolish my bros in the ful glare of my neigbour's daughter whom i digged.People, no sooner did the fight begin,out of mercy and love my bros caght me in his grip of death.I saw my life flash bye quickly.And i did not knw when i asked the onlookers ''''una dey look us?una no go separate us?i'm about to die o!Thank God for neigbours with discernment.I was rescued and i went straight to the room to sleep.My sleep was very sweet that day!

3RD FIGHT:SS3
Basically there was this moslem friend/classmate i had(6 foot tall while me na 5ft,8inches tall) who was always mocking me and taunting me for no just cause.This faithful day we were cutting grass in school(boarding house) and as usual bimbola begin open him mouth to mock me.Before i knw, i ran to him,bounced on him and rained blows on his face.He could not even fight back

i have like 2 other sucessful fights after my 3rd fight...

MY LAST FIGHT IN LIFE - I WAS A BANKER HEADING TO CHURCH FROM HOME:
On this faithful evening, as i drove my then Air Conditioned, all white,alloy wheels, sunroof, 6 cylinder mitsubishi Sigma to church in my neatly dry cleaned white shirt....one 18 seater bus came from no where and ran into me while we were all caught up the traffic. I was enraged because i passionately detest seeing even the smallest scratch/dent on my car.Meanwhile i be leader for church o!Meanwhile na church i be dey go o!Beautiful people, b4 i knew it i ran to the bus,opened the driver's door and began to punch the driver!Now this was a friday nite,the bus was filled with women and men headed to a burial /wake keeping.As i rained blows on the driver for running into my choosiest property,a huge woman seating upfront in the front passenger's seat began to raise i voice and insult me...she called me a ritualist as that wld be the only explanation how a young guy like me could be dressed in all white in an all white expensive car. 2 women and one other man plus driver began to fight me at same time.i did not punch the women sha but i tried to punch all the men o!Suddenly i realised what i was doing,its as though i came back to my senses and i carry my self/body into my car and drove back home because them don tear my shirt buttons and my lip was slightly bleeding.

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Business To Business / Re: Where to Get quality Grade A Okrika Bale by uofa(m): 7:10am On Dec 04, 2012
Guys I'm interested in this discussion and business!My question is
1)Is there any ban on importation of used cloths from western world?

2)can i bring in bales of cloths via Lagos port/sea freight?
Any custom issues?

I will be bringing in from the USA.

Your feedback will be appreciated..
Autos / Procedures For Clearing Various Categories Of Cars From Npa Lagos by uofa(m): 6:23pm On Sep 15, 2010
Can someone please enlighten me on the following:
1) procedure for clearing cars at the Apapa ports i.e tariffs for various brands and models of cars.
I want to know all associated monetary expenses and vital policies.

i hear there are specific fees for clearing vehicles depending on if its a bus,sedan,age of vehicle, cost of vehicle etc

Regards
Family / Re: Funny Things Parents' Do That Makes You Chuckle! by uofa(m): 10:50pm On Apr 07, 2010
With all due respect to my daddy,that guy dey tell lies naturally!When i was 17yrs and yet to even write my SSCE exam,he ambitiously made me do jam and i failed it by just few marks.well my dad was so dissapointed that whenever his buddies come visiting he will report me to his friends that i am 24yrs old and yet i could not pass jamb, can u imagine.and most of them believed!

Again when i failed that first jamb,my dad was working in Lagos then while i and the rest of my other family was in another state in 9ja.so each time my dad makes his bi-weekly visit to see us,he always mock me and compare me with our neighbors kids in Lagos and how they took the same jamb exam with me and have since gained admission into uni lag while i was still 'roasting' at home.i felt so embarrassed!well years later , after i was in year two in Uniben,i went visiting my dad in Lagos only to discover that my so-called neighbors kids whom my daddy boasted/used to torment me where still  at home attempting jamb. That was when i doff my imaginary hat for my daddy and crowned him 'chairman of lies'.lol!

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Romance / Re: Whats Ur Most Embarrassing Toasting Experience? by uofa(m): 10:39pm On Apr 07, 2010
I came to do my MBA in the USA in 2008.o men there waz dis lovely Nigerian american babe in one of my classes and we were both attracted to each other.well few days b4 our final class together,i vowed to tell her how i feel and want her.Meanwhile,it was winter time here and your bros was coughing with occasional running nose! Can u believe at the exact moment i wanted to 'play my auto tune' to dis chick, one heavy thunder-like cough from no where just manifested via my mouth!Peopleletes,i had to change my discussion to talking about our forth coming exams cos 'warri no dey carry last'
Travel / Re: Your First Day On A Plane by uofa(m): 1:30pm On Feb 22, 2010
I have had several flight eperience right from when i waz little but my most memorable was when i travelled from 9ja to the USA enroute holland!It actually started from Benin to Lagos via aero, oh men those planes are too light,and they cos fearful fluttering in ur heart/stomach each time they descend.I promise you frequent fliers on that plane will develop high blood pressure!
Back to the 9ja /USA flight, it waz like 7 to 8hrs or so frm Lagos to holland and like 6hrs plus from holland to USA so i spent almost a day in the air(na God get power)!How did i while away the time?Luckily for me its easy to sleep for that long without hassles cos i dnt hv time to watch movies in the plane!Also i always try to eat everything/drink everything presented to me on the plane. its always a delight too to monitor the planes movement in its map quest (as it passes through other countries/cities and because i had the window,i really enjoyed the beautiful scenery out there!i dnt know why some stupid folks travel by plane and still have the guts to say 'there is no God' At a point in the afternoon the pilot woke us all up and informed us to look through our windows.others far from the window were allowed to stand up,move to the windows and take photos .im sorry i cant describe how beautiful what we saw waz,but it waz like mountains of clouds etc(basically the cosmos).
finally i tried as much as possible to distance myself frm other 9ja people on the plane cos i was scared some of them with dubious motives may slip in a cocaine or some stuff into ma pocket(no be my fault,i did not want to be repartriated home for any silly reason) cos i was going on very legitimate reason/visa, to study!Lol!
Romance / Re: Why Can't Men Be Straightforward With Girls? by uofa(m): 8:22pm On Jan 28, 2010
(@poster;
Na today?See as a young and upwardly mobile banker,i met of my late customer's daughter who was a final year university student then.I told her clearly,in no uncertain terms albeit selfishly,that i want solely a consistent sexual relationship with her!initially she rebuffed me and 'nailed' me and i sucked it in and moved on!Well after a month i received a call from her and she agreed to 'my terms'.However three mnths down the line, she started playing like a 'wife to be role' and i immediately called her to order and called the relationship off!As far as she waz concerned,i was mean and did not treat her well, but my dear peopleletes please judge for yourself,waz i fair or not?I mean i put all my cards on the table,why did she think she could manipulate me or change me, my dear thats why at times we aren't real /upfront with u damsels!
Music/Radio / Re: 2face Appreciate It Vs D'banj's Falling In Love by uofa(m): 2:56am On Jan 27, 2010
Mama- Gee why do u say that!please be specific why u think those songs are worthless, i want to learn from you, and thanks for contributing!
Celebrities / 2face Appreciate It Vs D'banj's Falling In Love by uofa(m): 11:18pm On Jan 26, 2010
2face Appreciate It Vs D'banj's Falling In Love



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gc3MLh24IBk



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q10pkpyqa9w


Which of these two songs do you prefer?Hey im not comparing the artists other songs or career, i only want you to nominate STRICTLY between this TWO songs,which do you prefer?
Music/Radio / 2face Appreciate It Vs D'banj's Falling In Love by uofa(m): 11:15pm On Jan 26, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gc3MLh24IBk



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q10pkpyqa9w


Which of these two songs do you prefer?Hey im not comparing the artists other songs or career, i only want you to nominate STRICTLY between this TWO songs,which do you prefer?
Business / Requirement To Be An Exporter by uofa(m): 11:55pm On Jan 15, 2010
Please does anyone know the paperwork and monetary requirements of becoing an exporter in Nigeria?I intend to go into exporting of natural minerals from Nigeria to the middle east before the end of this year but i need ore information!
Nairaland / General / Re: It Sure Is Lonely Abroad by uofa(m): 12:59am On Jan 03, 2010
medlabgirl hook me up on sultan0834@yahoo.com

im in the us too!we can chat and i can give u mor useful tips cos im not lonely at all!
Be Blessed!
Politics / Re: Nigeria Airports To Buy 3-d Full Body Scanners by uofa(m): 10:36pm On Dec 31, 2009
free Indecency movie be dat for the airport security guys dem cry
Religion / Re: What Did God Do For You In 2009? Share Your Testimonies by uofa(m): 7:02am On Dec 29, 2009
@aishia@toyo@focus mind
i join u to thank the Lord!He is worthy to be praised!
Baba God u too much oh!
Religion / Re: What Did God Do For You In 2009? Share Your Testimonies by uofa(m): 12:13am On Dec 29, 2009
He confirmed to me that my quitting the banking industry/leaving 9ja last year waz led by him and a good choice.He enabled me graduate from my MBA class with honours!Gave me a jobby in wiv d largest retailer in the world!saved me from some crazy black american damsels who wanted to ruin my life with pregnancy lies!he's made me more mature and upright spiritually.general safety!general favour.favour to all my siblings!divine health,forgiveness 4 so many sexual sins,

fellas too much to count. LordJesus i bless ur name!!!

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