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RomanceRe: You Spent Lots Of Money On Her ,sent Her To School And Now ,she Abandon U by UpdatesiOS147(m): 5:24pm On Sep 15, 2025
After promising one stupid idiot who’s father is alive that I’ll send her to school and marry her I wasted her time for 5 years because her mom and her betrayed me and it almost landed me in prison if not for God and my immediate family support I did her worst of the worst and I told her karma is a bitch all my properties she stole I made sure she sold them to feed and I ate inside it while I secured my own future lowkey now she is languishing and regretting while am steps ahead these girls needs ruthlessness and brutality but at the same time you need to mirror them in other to catch them and make them pay dearly
Forum GamesRe: If You Were Made Invisible For A Day, What Would You Do? (Photo) by UpdatesiOS147(m): 9:59pm On Jul 28, 2025
Imagination wan wound people 😂
CrimeRe: Landlord Accused In AAUA Students’ Kidnap Case Dies In Custody by UpdatesiOS147(m): 3:28pm On Jul 20, 2025
alphonsojaybaz:
https://eyesoflagos.com/landlord-accused-in-aaua-students-kidnap-case-dies-in-custody/
Tallest!!!! That year for Akungba na big name, So bruh has stoop so low to kidnapping and organ harvesting!! That’s why I don’t trust people anymore the rate at which I block and delete people from my contacts these days is so alarming, I don’t even visit people anymore I wonder if I will have one or two people to attend any functions I have In future moreover if I may celebrate anything it’s just me and my close families that’s all the word is cruel to everyone, there are different cartels and people do unthinkable things.
FashionRe: How Much Do You Barb Your Hair. by UpdatesiOS147(m): 9:32am On Jul 19, 2025
Tee dollar salon
150k
CrimeRe: Man Kills Friend With Cylinder After Smoking Colorado In Ondo by UpdatesiOS147(m): 10:07pm On Mar 13, 2024
samwash:
Guy man!!
The guy own you nothing,it's not a must he borrow you money.
A minute can change a man, if truly he has #50 in this account balance, the next minute alert fit enter, and he dey go booz with him men.
Shey next minute he get accident, na so life be, it's just a tin line between life & death.
So oga hustle your own money, you are only entitled to your own money not someone's else money.
Stop having entitlement mentality.
The Benz guy self
Get level
Pass that bad belle
Tomorrow the guy fit tear another mad Benz
I write off my
Muscle 2022, now I have used more than 4 cars within 2022 and 2024 so anything can happen that guy was just an idiot mocking his fellow man
CrimeRe: Man Kills Friend With Cylinder After Smoking Colorado In Ondo by UpdatesiOS147(m): 10:04pm On Mar 13, 2024
2shure:
I met one of these riff raffs abt last week,driving a Nigerian used c300,no hate on that.me day I'm riding a muscle sports for close to a year plus,I asked for some updates.he started hyping himself,I then later asked him for just 5k loan cos money I was expecting didn't come that Thursday,he said he didn't have anything. Even showed me his opay acct reading 50naira as balance.i locked up.2days later I went to a random bar,u can't imagine this same guy bought almost 6bottles for 3 guys and was claiming boss.he was shocked to see me there.ibgreeted him briefly and moved out. Just this evening I heard he had an accident with the benz and it was a right off.i was so happy.cos he boasted a lot,ingested too much colos,buying bag for 20k.shey him eye don clear na.shakara don end.hahahahahaha foolish dumbo claiming woke on top naija used c300 wey be scrap. I also noticed he was lousy,always shouting at top of his voice,always hyper active and sometimes stuffs like lighter,phones and all keeps dropping from his hand. Any small thing ,he would be ready to fight,look for wood.i advised him to slow down then,but he saw me as a hater.him eye don clear now.hahahahaha. the car wey dey give am prestige don spoil,the dumbo dey hospital bed.hahahahaha
You be bad belle!
Onisorire laye
Stinking idiot
You lack home training
How can another man downfall make you happy
You are a male wizard
People like you can never make it
Idiot driving over used muscle sport fool
Onijere laye
FamilyRe: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by UpdatesiOS147(m): 3:02pm On Jan 04, 2024
Jayden001:
To be a man no easy at all.
Aunty missed her period lately and from all indications she's pregnant.
But her cravings for seemingly impossible stuffs is just crazy.
She could ask for a fried mango or roasted watermelon grin
She's allergic to smells and scents, I've removed every air freshener in the house.

She can barely cook, she said everything is smelling.
Omo, e come be like say no be my house again.
Yesterday I went to look for kpomo by 12am grin
This life shaa 🤣
Legends in the house, na so e dey be
Naso brother, I don cook tire Comot all air freshener
Can’t even use my perfumes again, bathing soap self is irritating to her, she can wake me up midnight and say she wants fried rice I just Dey pamper and pet her
EducationRe: EFCC Arrests Over 70 OAU Students In Midnight Raid by UpdatesiOS147(m): 5:22pm On Nov 01, 2023
Sebastine1994:
Once social media can authenticate the identity of every user of social media, it would be hard to commit crime and get away with it. Crime on the the internet is because we can be anonymous.

Just imagine it was very difficult to create a new Facebook account without going to your local government to get approval and tax. A very verified account for regular people too, not just celebrities

Once that is put in place, watch how yahoo boys would be put out of business, they will start making themselves valuable to society
Your family go think say as you always dey press phone you dey post something reasonable smh
Car TalkRe: Best Sitting Position To Stay Alert When Driving by UpdatesiOS147(m): 2:59pm On Oct 15, 2023
Derailed trend the owner of this tread will not make it in life because he or she is distracted fuull
EducationRe: School Girls At FGGC Sagamu Built An AI Robot Called ‘Okiki-Saggy’ (Video) by UpdatesiOS147(m): 1:12pm On Oct 15, 2023
illicit:
What an irony

How can Olodo train anyone to build a robot?

🥴
Stop smoking loud omo Weyrey 🤣
RomanceRe: Good Girl No Dey Pay!! by UpdatesiOS147(m): 2:18pm On Dec 30, 2022
Another Clitocurrency exchanger have dropped a format
CrimeRe: Man Kills His 22-Year-Old Girlfriend In Anambra by UpdatesiOS147(m): 4:29pm On Feb 07, 2022
Boogyman557:
Holly Gram cool R.I.P TO D DEAD..




I SWEAR DOWN



Na to BLAST BLAST dat useless MANCHI of a man BLOKOS wit my old KALA..



which kind NONSENSE b dis..



WTF MAN
Lol paste aza make you buy new KALA Na every time you Dey blast with OLD KALA Omo weyrey lol
RomanceRe: What Can 1-2k Do For You Right Now (giveaway) by UpdatesiOS147(m):
20090xxxxxx
Zenith.
Help a brother I Dey school like this no funds for food stuffs and exams are knocking
RomanceRe: My Engagement Is About To Be Broken by UpdatesiOS147(m): 9:07am On Feb 01, 2022
elantraceey:
You're seeing traits you can't cope with but you won't run. Later you will come here and be disturbing us with your wife this, your wife that.


As for the phone chat, just forget about that.
Lol Why he go forget? Is it true some behavior can not just be forgotten
CrimeRe: Nothing Like Juju Anybody Believing Juju Have Mental Problems by UpdatesiOS147(m): 8:48am On Feb 01, 2022
PaNnamdi:
Stop talking nonsense

If u have a little element of your brain intact,go back and read the post and try to comprehend what I said.stop speaking rubbish and backward jargons because all these nonsense u are speaking doesn't make sense to people like me.

Am not a illiterate weed smoker but an intellectual,if u want to relate with me then speak good English,explain your idea and reasons of objection not chattering like a monkey


Thanks.
Better cruise sup for here people that understands �
FashionRe: My Dressing For Work Today With Possible Undies by UpdatesiOS147(m): 11:14am On Jan 21, 2022
msughdoo:
My dressing for work today in a law firm. I selected one of the undies in the photo. Can you guess which of the undie sets I selected?
If you like no wear anything Na your PAPA problem b that
PetsRe: Help!!! My Dog Is Dying by UpdatesiOS147(m): 6:20pm On Nov 27, 2021
djflexcy:
My dog has been like this for the past 4days due to Tick paralysis, we have taken her to a Vet and there is no improvement.
Your suggestion is needed please we don't want to lose her
This is Parvovirus! Wetin b Tick para wetin, tell your Vet it’s parvovirus
EducationRe: FUOYE Bans Students From Using Cars On Campus (pics) by UpdatesiOS147(m): 9:00am On Nov 11, 2021
Xtianah09:
AAUA NEXT
� Everywhere Car Race �
RomanceRe: The World's Sexiest Man For All Time by UpdatesiOS147(m): 11:19am On Nov 09, 2021
How can I just unsee this!!!!
Car TalkRe: How Can I Get Rid Of Rats In My Car Engine? by UpdatesiOS147(m): 4:30pm On Oct 23, 2021
Chop trap well inside the Car they won’t come again
CelebritiesRe: Davido's Son Ifeanyi In The Streets With His Dad And Fans by UpdatesiOS147(m): 12:56pm On Sep 18, 2021
Jerryherd:
When your grandfather has two Private Jets, Your dad has a Rolls Royce Cullinan , Sandals are the least of your headache, infact you might start walking without shoes

Picture number 1: Sanwo-Olu wearing same Tinubu's sneakers even on native

Picture number 2: Bill Gates , one of the world richest man on earth wearing Tinubu's sneakers to grab some late night burger

Tinubu still wearing his sneakers even in 2021

Picture number 4: Tinubu in 2017 been asked by Buhari if he only has this sneakers and how he can get one for Yussuf his biker son

Lol Jerry you b Weyrey �

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CrimeRe: EFCC Arrests 42 Suspected Internet Fraudsters In Anambra, Enugu by UpdatesiOS147(m): 7:15pm On Aug 13, 2021
I see some people masturbating on this thread, their mates in the diaspora use better graded cars than this, I don’t support internet fraud but I know few Bsc holders in USA that have side jobs that have bough machines better than this foreign used metals displayed here, our government has failed us big time

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