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CrimeRe: Single Dad Commits Suicide After Being Tricked Into Sending £500 To Woman (Pix) by UpdatesiOS147(m): 5:20pm On Jul 25, 2021
� idiot, Wetin make my client wey don send over 20000000000000000 btc
CrimeRe: Man Breaks Bottle On Police Officer’s Head In Lagos by UpdatesiOS147(m): 1:29pm On Apr 22, 2021
elizabeth24:
In the video that has gone viral, the officer was trying to impound the man’s pick-up truck, which he vehemently resisted.

Upon seeing that the officer was insistent, the driver who was holding a bottle initially acted as though he would use it.

However, after some seconds of verbal exchange, the young man then broke the bottle on the policeman’s head and shoved him out of the vehicle.
Watch video here https://www.elizabethblog.com.ng/2021/04/watch-the-moment-man-breaks-bottle-on-a-police-officer-head-in-lagos-video.html
Buhari caused all this see finish, since BABA can say their is no money on ground as the other IGP have embezzled all the funds they had. Too Bad.
CareerRe: Nigerian Lady Uses Big Grammar In Application Letter For Sales Girl Job (Pix) by UpdatesiOS147(m): 9:14am On Apr 18, 2021
NwekeUG:
https://igberetvnews.com/1387424/nigerian-lady-uses-big-grammar-application-letter-sales-girl-job-photo/
Most words she choose to express herself in this letter are inconsequential and derailing the Context of her formality.
CrimeRe: EFCC Arrests 27 Yahoo Boys In Ogun (Photos) by UpdatesiOS147(m): 6:12am On Apr 15, 2021
Mrcomedimatic:
The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, Lagos Zonal office, has arrested 27 suspected fraudsters for offences bordering on conspiracy, obtaining money under false pretences, forgery and possession of fraudulent documents.

The suspects are: Joshua Awoyemi, Sadiq Adeola, Olusoga Sadiq, Olalekan Savage, Arinze Princewill, Ojelabi Adewale, Ibrahim Habib, Wusu Damilare, Kadejo Sola, Osho Omotolani, Adeosun Adeyemi, Sobiye Oluwafemi and Temitope Opaogun.


Others are:  Ademuyiwa Korede, Shotayo Ahmed, Azeez Sodiq, Iyedudu Benjamin, Ayeleso Joseph, Akintayo Toluwalope, Ale Olugbenga Abraham, Ogunlami Adetokunbo, Adebanjo Ayodeji, Ayodeji Yemi, Idris Ayandiran, Shittu Sadiq, Alayo Odunayo and Ayinde Olawale.

The suspects were arrested on Thursday, June 13 and Friday, June 14, 2019 in Abeokuta, Ogun State, following intelligence reports received by the Commission.

Items recovered from the suspects include seven cars, 25 phones and 10 laptops.

The suspects will soon be charged to court.


Source: https://ngg.ng/2019/06/20/efcc-arrests-27-suspected-fraudsters-in-ogun/
EFCC I STILL DEY PICK KALUBA ANYTIME I DEY MART MY GAURD NOTHING DEY SUP, UNA NO REACH COS MY MEN DEY PARA
CrimeRe: Share Your Bitter Experiences With Nigerian Soldiers by UpdatesiOS147(m): 8:39am On Apr 11, 2021
Exmilitant:
2007, the governor then, sir celestine omehia declared dusk to dawn curfew, and invited strange soldiers from god knows where. If you see their height and black skin and padlock they used in locking their mouths eh? I just dey return from one movement one fine saturday afternoon when i reach second artillary junction i forget say everyman dey hands up. as i wan pass, i hear, 'hey, oboy stop right there.' i turn to see if na me dem dey talk to na so i hear correct sound for my face, gboa, dem brush me with dia boot march me wella, come drag me go face down for one stagnant dirty water by the road. If i raised my head to breath i go hear big stick for the back of my head. For 30minutes i dey breath dirty water until dem say make i disappear from there, i only hear wetin dem talk but i no fit move until one of them use boot push me i turn face up, na so blood dey ooze from my eyes, nose ears and mouth. Dem come carry put inside their van come give me one kind drug like that come drive me reach house.
Dem no give you Malt and Milk Weyrey � �
CrimeRe: What Made Fraud So Popular? by UpdatesiOS147(m): 8:56pm On Apr 03, 2021
iamadonis2:
Chest-beater!
Na my Chest why I no go beat ham
CrimeRe: What Made Fraud So Popular? by UpdatesiOS147(m): 5:35pm On Mar 26, 2021
iamadonis2:
I recall meeting a friend in 2019 and in hushed tones, he told me how he needed my help starting a business from the proceeds he’d made via fraud! Honestly, there was no emotion from my end. He wasn’t even flaunting any gadget or his money at the time.

Then boom!

In the later part of 2020, fraud (a.k.a yahoo) became the new cool. 9 out 10 young Nigerians wear the hustle like a badge of honor. What about my modest yahoo friend?

He’s up on IG live or WhatsApp status every second flaunting a new ride or a new gadget or new vacation spot.
Na why I Dey private and hide my status from
People too many monitoring spirit!
CelebritiesRe: Illbliss: Burnaboy's Success Should Be One Of The Most Motivationals Of Our Time by UpdatesiOS147(m): 7:41am On Mar 26, 2021
Burna na egede man
Wen know say way forward na orientation.
Glorious !!! All over the world aye !!
CrimeRe: The Rise Of Mario..my Journey So Far As A Cultist. by UpdatesiOS147(m): 1:18pm On Mar 12, 2021
Kingfragz:
Am beginning to feel concerned....wheres dis nigga??
Tonight Men go decide Wetin go sup untop hin matter after hin don collect mending wella and better Janet. He dey form Obinna. We go sacrifice ham today. Mario don collect. Watch out
CrimeRe: The Rise Of Mario..my Journey So Far As A Cultist. by UpdatesiOS147(m): 12:22am On Mar 12, 2021
tafabaloo:
Mario , come out come finish wetin u start oooooo. Come shame ur enemies for here.
Mario dey backyard we dey mend ham he dey form obonte for this platform. Na wheelbarrow marching e Dey collect like this. He dey mental
CrimeRe: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by UpdatesiOS147(m): 9:56am On Mar 10, 2021
The5DME:
Please, my former secondary school classmate had been posting images of a ship's anchor and ships on his status. Which cult group be that one?
He is now working with a Marine Company. He has moved on with his life and you also need to do so and stop stalking! Work!!!
CrimeRe: Help!!! How Can I Get Some Yahoo Boys Living Opposite Me Arrested? by UpdatesiOS147(m): 1:10am On Feb 17, 2021
Hotbutt:
Good evening. Please I need information on how to get some Yahoo Boys living opposite me Arrested.

I live in a close. My house is inside another close. In fact it's a close inside a close. You won't even know people live there becos the close is kinda hidden.

These boys are a complete nuisance since they moved into the area. They have no respect for those living around.

They are always packing their Cars infront of my gate purposely to block me from coming out of my house.
They make a hell of Noise.
They behave like complete Touts and Agberos. You can't even have a reasonable conversation with them. (So nobody should suggest that)
All they know is how to on generator from morning till night.
They live in a Flat where they pay about N400k and above.
The Landlord doesn't live there.
When they throw party, it is the worst. They will block the entire frontage with their numerous cars leaving no place to pass.

In fact they are a complete nuisance. I dislike them with passion.

I mind my business in the area 100%. If i look at u and u dont look reasonable or behave well, I avoid u.

If they can mind their own business without infringing on other people's right, we won't have a problem at all.

I want to end it all once and for all becos they think I can't do anything but I want to show them that my silence is not stupidity.

I need help on inviting the Law into this matter. If possible EFCC.

Thank you.
You are just broke and live with sentiments.
Whatever they like they do
You aren’t a saint too just because they sin differently doesn’t mean you are holy. Abeg sit
HealthRe: Swimming Pool In Lagos Filled With Lovers On Valentine's Day (Video) by UpdatesiOS147(m): 7:54pm On Feb 16, 2021
LMS1:
Covid 19 Is Not Real!
Infact That Is My Neigbor Wearing Blue Short With Afro Hair &
Rocking That Girl With Black Bra cheesy
And Since He Came Back Yesteday Night,
Nigga Has Not Even Yawn Or Cough grin
CrimeRe: EFCC Arrests 10 Yahoo-Yahoo ‘Students’ In Abuja (Photo) by UpdatesiOS147(m): 9:46pm On Jan 29, 2021
oshozondii:
https://twitter.com/officialEFCC/status/1355228287593799682?s=19[/quote]Stupid boys by this appearance you shall
Know them, Me wen dey game tight wella police and efcc go even great me shake hands. See as them look like person wey dey suffer iTunes boys.
Nairaland GeneralRe: ONDO: AAUASU Erect Barricade On Akungba Ikare Road. by UpdatesiOS147(m): 5:55am On Jan 25, 2021
Egede to all my glorious Men wen Bam for OJ HT!!!!!!!! May we never experience this horrible situation again!!!! And all those herdsmen wen dey perforate every angle we go comport them o ise papa krf
CrimeRe: EFCC Arrests 11 Suspected Internet Fraudsters With 12 Cars In Osun by UpdatesiOS147(m): 10:43pm On Jan 22, 2021
cynthia9:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=3769028426452953&id=509762239046271
Late news wey don sup since yesterday Nairaland is outdated
CrimeRe: Upsurge In Dreadlock Hairstyle Amongst Our Youth , Absence Of SARZ by UpdatesiOS147(m): 12:12pm On Jan 22, 2021
Curious345:
The way our youths wear dreadlocks and all manner of bizarre hairstyles these days is really really worrying .

Is the absence of SARZ on the streets responsible for this ?
Na people like you dey bottle data come online to spit shits!!! You no go fall well
CrimeRe: Upsurge In Dreadlock Hairstyle Amongst Our Youth , Absence Of SARZ by UpdatesiOS147(m): 12:11pm On Jan 22, 2021
Curious345:
The way our youths wear dreadlocks and all manner of bizarre hairstyles these days is really really worrying .

Is the absence of SARZ on the streets responsible for this ?
Profiling people with their appearance is a devilish act have you ever travelled out of this country into sane climes? I have seen a banker with dreads in USA �� so shut d f up and face what face you!!! You wey still dey hungry ogun fall your papa
CelebritiesRe: Odunlade Adekola Buys A Car For Jethro Oyekanmi, His Younger Brother by UpdatesiOS147(m): 10:09am On Jan 06, 2021
Oloriburuku which one your papa don buy you dey crack for mental

ariesbull:
You are calling 2004 toyota camry aka big for nothing brand new ..... I mean a used car
EducationRe: Dates For School Resumptions In States In Nigeria by UpdatesiOS147(m): 9:03am On Jan 05, 2021
ABEG UPDATE ONDO STATE TOO


Edudelight:
Check out the School Resumption 2021 dates for states in Nigeria.

States School Resumption Date 2021


Lagos January 18, 2021

Abia January 11, 2021

Kogi January, 18, 2021

Osun Until further notice

Akwa- Ibom January 4, 2021

Benue January 18, 2021

Anambra January 18, 2021

FCT – PTF- Unity schools(Federal Government colleges) January 18, 2021

Kwara January 18, 2021 (For Nursery, Primary, Secondary Schools).
January 11, 2021 (For Tertiary institutions)

Plateau January 18, 2021

Bauchi January 18, 2021

Nasarawa January 4, 2021

Yobe January 18, 2021

Rivers January 4, 2021

Bayelsa January 11, 2021

Ebonyi January 18, 2021 (For Nursery, Primary, Secondary Schools), January 4, 2021 (For Tertiary institutions)

Ekiti January 18, 2021

Ogun January 18, 2021

Zamfara January 4, 2021

Gombe January 11, 2021

Delta January 11, 2021


Note: Other states will be added as soon as the resumption date is release.
All boarders are to resume a day before the resumption date.

School Resumption Date 2021 PTF - 18th of January 2021

The Presidential Task Force (P.T.F) concerning Covid-19 has ordered that all schools in Nigeria remain close until January 18, 2021. This is to reduce the spread of Covid-19 second wave. The presidential task force has appealed to everyone to comply with the new directive.

Unity schools (Federal Government colleges) borders will resume on the 17th of January 2021 while day students will resume on the 18th of January 2021 for the 2020/2021 academic session.

School Resumption Date 2021 Abia State – January 11th, 2021

Governor Okezie Ikpeazu of Abia has approved the reopening of all schools in the state on Monday, January 11, for the continuation of the first term 2020/2021 academic session.

Mr. Nwangwa directed all school heads and proprietors to ensure the observance of COVID-19 protocols for the safety of teachers and students.

“They should also note that by this directive, the first term of 2020/2021 will now officially end on Wednesday, Feb. 10, 2021.

“This is to ensure that the first term runs a full course as expected.

“Any school proprietor that short changes this schedule and decides to cut corners by running an abridged term will be appropriately sanctioned.

“The duration of the first term for the 2020/2021 academic session is from November 2, 2020 to February 10, 2021, with the Christmas break in-between,’ he said.

https://edudelight.com/school-resumption-date-2021-in-nigeria-all-states-update/
CrimeRe: ONDO: AAUASU Call For Government Intervention On The Killings In Akungba. by UpdatesiOS147(m): 7:59am On Dec 31, 2020
God Please Guide my steps and don’t let me fall into any temptation of joining this cultists. They are worst and deadly. See as them floor Tunde dem fall At these guys have a family and good prospects in life but their white garment was tarnished with the fact that they joined the bad gangs when they were young. It is well
CultureRe: How A Tribe, Kilba, In Adamawa Bury Their Dead (Photos) by UpdatesiOS147(m): 11:14pm On Aug 18, 2019
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



Nigeria and her many weird cultures.
Some traditions make no rational sense.

These pictures remind me of my cousin who was to marry an Anang girl. They had courted for over 2 years, yet he didn't even get past a handshake from his bride-to-be.
Her parents won't even let the lady visit him at home so that her virginity will be intact till their wedding night.

She was the Aliaha so being married as a virgin was the utmost bragging right she could give her family.

My godly cousin who respected the sanctity of marriage had no option but to keep himself too for his mbobo.

Sometimes we have to just fvck away with traditions like "Asa Ibale" because this was my poor cousin's discovery on the wedding night.
Accept my Condolence bro so touching�
Very Traumatic we call this type of Hole
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Ejike Nwachukwu Rejects SUV And ₦4million From Suspected Fraudsters by UpdatesiOS147(m): 11:49pm On Aug 08, 2019
Boys use black soap collect money, do thanksgiving for church.
TravelRe: Aviation Authority Investigates Helicopter's Landing On Benin-ore Highway by UpdatesiOS147(m): 1:28am On Jun 26, 2019
Hustle oo Make helicopter no leave you...
Nairaland GeneralRe: Green Snake In My House Pls Help!! by UpdatesiOS147(m): 10:12pm On Jun 08, 2019
cybersoldiers:
The snake is simply watching over you
Ancestors dey observe you.
Music/RadioRe: VIDEO: Burna Boy – On The Low by UpdatesiOS147(m): 6:49pm On Nov 16, 2018
Chi4sky:
another rubbish song

FamilyRe: Excited Nigerian Mother Shares Birthday Gift Her Kids Got Her With Lunch Money by UpdatesiOS147(m): 5:00pm On Nov 16, 2018
Mommy I will buy you Lexus i250 2017 model ❤️��� Nothing surpasses love OF Mother
CelebritiesRe: Toke Makinwa Jumps On Bed In Excitement Showing Off Hotel Room by UpdatesiOS147(m): 3:40pm On Nov 16, 2018
SIMPLYkush:
Ashawo, and nairaland mods are all craving for her, useless afonja
Nice observations my nigha their Mods just dey ban me anyhow I’m
Back now I go show them wahala

CelebritiesRe: Toke Makinwa Jumps On Bed In Excitement Showing Off Hotel Room by UpdatesiOS147(m): 3:38pm On Nov 16, 2018
I’m back now wey that Mod wey Ban me??

CrimeRe: 53-year Old Nigerian Man Bags 3 Years In U.S Prison For Fraud by UpdatesiOS147(m): 12:16pm On Nov 01, 2018
OG no b ordinary person ����

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