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Religion / Re: 2016 "Remain Loyal To Jehovah" Regional Convention Of Jehovah’s Witnesses by upperman: 9:43am On Dec 09, 2016
What really is wrong u people who call yourselves christians? Why do we always fight each other? We must remember that there is no perfect church/denomination in christianity or in any other religion for that matter. No church, denomination or christian organization should see others as inferior or less spiritual. Let God be the judge in any form of worship to Him.
Career / Re: Boss Serves Me A Query For Late Coming After We Both Spent The Night Out by upperman: 11:48am On May 17, 2016
But nairalanders can lie ehn!!!!!!! I know some ignoramus duns go believe dis mumu story o.
Romance / Re: If You Are Hooking Up This December, Endeavor To See Her Face Early Morning -pic by upperman: 1:16pm On Dec 22, 2015
]I hate black lips

But the lips of your down below are blach na.
Celebrities / Re: Blogger Sisi Yemmie and Genevieve Nnaji: How Actress Snubbed Blogger by upperman: 12:27am On Nov 25, 2015
If anybody kno as I take hate dis arrogant, unmarriable Genevieve ehn.

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Religion / Where Are TB Joshua's Wise Men? by upperman: 12:51pm On Nov 01, 2015
I have noticed the absence of the 5 wise men of SCOAN over 4 months now.I don't want to make frivolous assumptions or believe what haters of TB Joshua are saying thus, I have come to ask my brethren here ;where are TBJoshua's wise men and why was church service so scanty today? pls help.
Politics / Re: Lawyer Begs Saraki To Enter Dock At The Tribunal by upperman: 7:51am On Oct 22, 2015
all dis one wey cct dey do so na initial gra-gra,in d end nothing will happen.

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Family / Re: A Sad Story Of A Virgin Married Woman - Ladies Learn by upperman: 4:30pm On Oct 06, 2015
You people should read nd try to comprehend ur bible very well before coming here to lead innocent believers into bondage.where in the Bible does it say "thou shall not have premarital sex"? As a mater of fact,the bible says if we cannot hold back the urge we should go right ahead to bleeping ,provided after doing it make sure you tie the knots. (1cor 7:36). So it's her fault for not taking advantage of dat part of the Christian constitution.
Politics / Re: Suggest A Portfolio For Babatunde Fashola As A Minister... by upperman: 3:14pm On Oct 06, 2015
Minister of Justice joor
Romance / Re: What's The Craziest Thing An Ex Did To You Shortly After A Break Up? by upperman: 4:16am On Sep 03, 2015
[quote author=Otu7 post=37603563]broke up wit her cos I jus cudnt mari her 4 so many reasons & she undastood d reasons but wonted me 2take d bull by d horn wich I bluntly refused. she sent me hate msges deleted me.frm.her social.platforms. afta a while we became frens. jus frens but wen eva she was in town we always had sex even.dou she knew am.already engaged. she tot good sex cud win me ov a but it neva worked. so she sent fren request 2 my lady & started peddling.stories of hw my lady is a LovePeddler & stuffs like dat. at first she pretended 2b good frens wit her only 2 turn bak & start spoiling her mind wit malicious lies. I neva knew she secretly snapped a pics of myself unclad wit her. she stil went ahead 2 show my lady d pics. telin her dat I promised 2dump.my current boo & mari her. no b small tin o
wen I knew she wot she was up 2. I secretly invited her 4 peace talks. bleeped her so well. & chased her away wit my belt. but iy stil.didnt end
dderr. she went & reported 2d police dat she is a prostitute & we bargained on 50k now I refused 2 pay. it was @ dat point dat my current boo came 2my rescue. no b small tin o
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But daddy u can lie ooooo.When did tortoise fall and now cracked it back ?

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Crime / Re: 26 Year Old Man Defiles 1 And A Half Year Old Girl In Benin (Photos) by upperman: 7:29pm On Sep 02, 2015
Well then,agreed the guy was a punk, but all you hypocrite-landers that are here raining thunder and brimeston upon him should know that your own days of reckoning are just around the corner.please don't get me wrong,the guy deserves some cooling off behind the bars,I just can't stand hypocrites.condemn,don't curse.
Fashion / Re: Mosunmola Oladipo Wins Miss Virgin In Lagos 2015 by upperman: 12:00pm On Aug 19, 2015
me I no bliv dis kain aranji joor. at list dem 4 use a very well-known trustworthy pastor wit tiny joystick(single not married) test dem.
Religion / Are There No Trustworthy Pastors Anymore? by upperman: 5:11pm On Aug 16, 2015
A pastor friend of mine told me something dat got my head spinning.He said the general overseer of his church had called for a meeting with all branch pastors. As always, a lot was discussed.What really steered the tide was when the Bishop decided to test the sagasity of his pastors by asking them what their thoughts were regarding the report he got about a pastor who was alleged to have committed sodomy with a ten year old.some of them suggested he should be arrested by the police while others opined that a deliverance session be conducted for him and thereafter he be suspended or even expelled from the ministry.
After all the religious imbroglio at the meeting, the Bishop asked a simple question."We are all in the presence of the Lord and you dare not lie to Him,please raise your hand if you have not slept with another woman s[/color][color=#006600]ince the day you were ordained as a pastor in this ministry".Much to my friend's bewilderment only one man of all the thirty something pastors was bold enough to raise his hand.To cut a long story, the Bishop,after tongue-lashing the pastors for being so hypocritical told them he would investigate and afterwards take a decision.
Fellow NLders,from what we seen so far,is it true according to one evangelist,that Jesus has not returned to earth because there are no righteous people to take back to heaven?
Religion / Are There No Trustworthy Pastors Anymore? by upperman: 12:50pm On Aug 16, 2015
A pastor friend of mine told me something dat got my head spinning.He said the general overseer of his church had called for a meeting with all branch pastors. As always, a lot was discussed.What really steered the tide was when the Bishop decided to test the sagasity of his pastors by asking them what their thoughts were regarding the report he got about a pastor who was alleged to have committed sodomy with a ten year old.some of them suggested he should be arrested by the police while others opined that a deliverance session be conducted for him and thereafter he be suspended or even expelled from the ministry.
After all the religious imbroglio at the meeting, the Bishop asked a simple question."We are all in the presence of the Lord and you dare not lie to Him,please raise your hand if you have not slept with another woman since the day you were ordained as a pastor in this ministry".Much to my friend's bewilderment only one man of all the thirty something pastors was bold enough to raise his hand.To cut a long story, the Bishop,after tongue-lashing the pastors for being so hypocritical told them he would investigate and afterwards take a decision.
Fellow NLders,from what we seen so far,is it true according to one evangelist,that Jesus has not returned to earth because there are no righteous people to take back to heaven?
Romance / Re: How A Lady I Was Supposed To Dump Skillfully Dumped Me by upperman: 11:11pm On Aug 15, 2015
But guy na was 4 u sef o,ur babe gbaskele u like dat nd u still cari ur hard earned money go spend put 4 her head.now see d result.na ppl like u dey make som babes dey save our names 4 dia fones wit mugu1,mugu2,mugu3..........

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TV/Movies / Re: One Film You Can Never Get Tired Of Watching? by upperman: 9:57am On Aug 09, 2015
Goat Head- Sylvester Stallone

Long Dick- Christopher Lambert

Big Blorkous - Dolph Lohengrin

Peppery Pussy - Sheerly Curtis

Teethly Nipples - Joan Samuelson

Watch these and thank me afterwards.
Business / Re: Ex-bankers Jailed 91 Years Over N114.6m Fraud (Photo) by upperman: 9:52pm On Aug 06, 2015
Are they all getting same jail term cos one of dem seemed to av stolen over 100m while d others got away with just over 6m each
Sports / Re: Why We Sacked Stephen Keshi- NFF by upperman: 7:55pm On Jul 05, 2015
Pls give me sunday Olishe d guy sabi ball no b small[/quote]

Ori e kpe jare(ur correct welwel)
Na only Sunday Oliseh go fit change our super chickens to Super Eagles ooooo.

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Celebrities / Re: Korede Bello Becomes Glo Ambassador (PHOTO) by upperman: 7:41pm On Jul 01, 2015
Pls guys,can somebody help solve this problem? I'm using itel note1501 and it has refused to show me all my contacts. Any solution is welcomed. Thanks.
Celebrities / Re: Kate Henshaw's Ex-Husband Roderick-Nuttal Remarries by upperman: 2:30pm On Jun 30, 2015
Pls o guyz ,has anybody bot data bundle from klub konnect before?pls advice me o make person no go enter one chance .
Phones / Re: Is Your Android Phone Malfunctioning? Get Help Here by upperman: 2:29pm On Jun 28, 2015
Bro thanks 4 helping ppl like us who don't know a thing abt phones. I'm using itel 1501,the problem is dat it has refused to show my contacts.even when familiar/stored numbers call it'll show unknown caller on d screen. Pls help.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Chad:AFCON Qualifier (2 - 0) On 13th June 2015 by upperman: 6:00pm On Jun 13, 2015
So diz lads would go and collect $5,000 4 playing rubbish
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Chad:AFCON Qualifier (2 - 0) On 13th June 2015 by upperman: 5:48pm On Jun 13, 2015
Dis penal na ojoro penal.for me o,it's stil 1-0. As long as keSHIT remains d coach I'm not a fan of d eagles .

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Religion / Re: Happy Sunday: Is Having Sex As Couple Before Going To Church Godly Or Ungodly? by upperman: 3:35pm On Jun 07, 2015
It is godly only to floor members and ungodly to pastors. Pastors need not shine Congo before going to the altar for a serious spiritual message and anointing to flow.

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