A man told his wife he was boarding the missing
Singapore Airline flight. Now he's stuck in his
girlfriend's apartment. Let's pray d Airline returns safely else d man is doomed (wetin e wan tell d wife).

If true, this dude is desperate to continue his loot.

hakimade:
can someone help me out i can not use my firstbank online banking attach is the error i get

. Bro the server for internet banking (for all banks) is bad, it is a general error.

OMG! At long last am FTC my first time since 2009 I
joined Nairaland, I feel like crying. I feel happy I feel grateful and I feel fulfilled. I wanna use this opportunity to tank Seun, all the moderators
here.. my mum and dad, my family.

In other news: I'll rather ask conductors for change.. Than vote Buhari for same reason
#GEJrocks
#BringBackOurGirls
#SayNoToViolence
#VoteNotFight

JideSM:


Hi Krak, you can purchase multiple data bundle plans so far they are within the same usage ( day plan or night plan ). Regards

Jide I have small palava ooo! I was robbed a couple of days back and lost my sim contacts (call register as well). Is there a way I can get my call history back even if its my last 3 received calls. My number is 070**5848**

Space booked jawe.

mxxpunkxx1:


here i am, how can i help u . .lol

Oya biko add me up on messenger. d14short@yahoo.com shap shap... Urgent matters dey ground

Sage kindly add me up on messenger with d14short@yahoo.com

And in respect to those wanting to join d punters group, feel free to drop your BBM pins

Sage I know you are reading this post, kindly reach me via 07066584877 we gats talk asap, its that urgent.

sagebiz:
we all thank God, it is my joy you did not loose the game..its not a good thing throwing cash at the bookies..2morrow will be better. cheers

I hate throwing cash at d bookies, but unfortunately, I've lost ova 50grand dis week alone to dem. I need a major comeback real quick

As per the BBM/Whatsapp group for PUNTERS/TIPSTERS, I just created d groups, so if you are interested in joining, just drop your BBM PINS/Whatsapp numbers. Cheers.

sagebiz:
roma loosing at home and not fighting back , unbelievable-- anderletch fucking up on goals--we have to go back and strike harder..win or loose i am less concerned but let the goals flow...

sage u're good, only psg match failed to click, lost a bunch on chelsea today today. Av been on a losing run, bt nw dat av met u, I knw tinz will surely change

Hey folks, how about I create a whatsapp group for us to share these tips and verify together

I weep for Nigeria.

You want to cheat on my CSC220 assignment right?

Everybody Loves 2Baba. #NoHomo

Of all time Bawo? So None of Fela, Sunny Ade, Osadebee, Victor Owaifo., Ebenezer Obey and Co's song made the cut? Issorait. That's their opinion sha. #But Thats None Of My Business

pegmatite: Private though, dnt u thnk they owe us an apology?

Apology you say? For what? I don't get you

PRIVATE MATTER (ASK AARON AND MIRIAM) Numbers 12 The Message (MSG)

1-2 Miriam and Aaron talked against Moses behind his back because of his Cushite wife (he had married a Cushite woman). They said, “Is it only through Moses that God speaks? Doesn’t he also speak through us?”

God overheard their talk.

3-8 Now the man Moses was a quietly humble man, more so than anyone living on Earth. God broke in suddenly on Moses and Aaron and Miriam saying, “Come out, you three, to the Tent of Meeting.” The three went out. God descended in a Pillar of Cloud and stood at the entrance to the Tent. He called Aaron and Miriam to him. When they stepped out, he said,

Listen carefully to what I’m telling you.
If there is a prophet of God among you,
I make myself known to him in visions,
I speak to him in dreams.
But I don’t do it that way with my servant Moses;
he has the run of my entire house;
I speak to him intimately, in person,
in plain talk without riddles:
He ponders the very form of God.
So why did you show no reverence or respect
in speaking against my servant, against Moses?
9 The anger of God blazed out against them. And then he left.

10 When the Cloud moved off from the Tent, oh! Miriam had turned leprous, her skin like snow. Aaron took one look at Miriam—a leper!

11-12 He said to Moses, “Please, my master, please don’t come down so hard on us for this foolish and thoughtless sin. Please don’t make her like a stillborn baby coming out of its mother’s womb with half its body decomposed.”

13 And Moses prayed to God:

Please, God, heal her,
please heal her.
14-16 God answered Moses, “If her father had spat in her face, wouldn’t she be ostracized for seven days? Quarantine her outside the camp for seven days. Then she can be readmitted to the camp.” So Miriam was in quarantine outside the camp for seven days. The people didn’t march on until she was readmitted. Only then did the people march from Hazeroth and set up camp in the Wilderness of Paran.

@officialopeyemi on Twitter

My Unrelated Ramblings on Ebola Arrival to Nigeria

●Am an astute observer of the Principle of Cause and Effect....Nothing happens for no just cause!
●I see the arrival of Ebola into Nigeria as a big Conspiracy Theory
●Why would a man that ought to be quarantined or put on surveillance when it was suspected that he could be infected with EVD allowed to leave the country and board a lagos bound plane
●Before boarding the plane, CCTV camera captured Mr Sawyer writhing in excruciating pain
● Apparently overtaken by “excruciating pain,” he, at a point, laid flat on his stomach on the floor in the corridor of the
airport.
●He wore a sad countenance, suggestive that he was seriously sick
●His actions plainly shows that he did not make bodily contact with anybody, he sat alone from the rest of the boarding passengers and also decline an hand from an unsuspecting airport official
●The question then is why would Liberia airport official allow such a visibly sick man board a plane?
●Why would the deputy finance minister for fiscal policy clear him to travel to Nigeria for a conference when he was on surveillance
●I learnt that The index case (Mr Sawyer) had been put on surveillance by the Liberian Ministry of Health.....How on earth did he escape or was he intentionally let on loose?
● why would Liberian government official approved Mr. Sawyer’s trip to Nigeria even when the administration was
watching him for Ebola
● Liberian Minister of Information, Lewis Brown, admitted to that his government knew Mr. Sawyer
was possibly infected by the virus before he travelled to Nigeria
●From my gathering so far, the Ebola scourge before Nigeria was infected was simply unnoticed but as the index case was recorded in the most populous country and in the most densely populated city, this has brought much spotlight and now its trending all over the world
●Yes, I see the arrival of ebola into Nigeria by Liberia as premeditated, not jst by accident or government flaws , in other for the world to beam their searchlight on this scourge because Nigeria is seen as the gaint of Africa with commanding position.....Off course credit must be given to Liberia, or whoever planned it BECAUSE IT WORKED
● Reports of events before he travelled to Nigeria and soon after his death have now shown that top Liberian government
officials were aware of his trip to Nigeria and appeared to have done nothing to stop him
● In fact, the actions of some Liberian officials suggested that they were more concerned with getting Mr. Sawyer to the
convention venue in Calabar and cared very little about the health risk he posed.
●Why would Mr Sawyer not tell the Doctor that he was on surveillance for Possible EVD before arriving to aid his treatment and prevent further infection thereby preventing death
● After he died, First Consultant Hospital issued a statement saying it resisted immense pressure from Liberian officials to
discharge Mr. Sawyer from the hospital to enable him to attend the convention in Calabar, with diplomats saying he had a
key role to play at the convention.......I smell something fishy here!!!!
●why would Mr Sawyer yanked off his drip thereby letting his blood stain the room......maybe he had ulterior motives, Who knows?

CONSPIRACY theories may be absurd sometimes but there are elements of truth if open your mind to their possibilities

I Don't want to express my reservation now about Nigeria allowing an easy inflow of people from country infected with ebola without scrutiny.....That is another day Rambling

These are purely my stand on the issue from info garner from reliable news sources.........."DROPS PEN AND WIRELESSLY SHAKE A FRIEND WHO RECENTLY CAME BACK FROM LAGOS......LOL"

Via Shola Olumodeji, Mo'lanky Dahudu et al.
@theakporsjoke

entered a bus from Ikeja to Oshodi.
After some minutes, i decided to scare the
passengers. So i brought out my fone.. and
started faking a call. '' hello oga, i don dey
press dat button since but d bomb no gree
blow. Na d blue one or d red one?
Ok d red one? I go do am
now''.
Come and see reactions.
Igbo man: (picks his fone to make a call)
''hello
Chuwkudi, run now to apapa and wait for
my
container. Its like i will die
today but make sure u collect my money
from obinna"..
Yoruba woman: '' driver wêré, apayan. So
u cant stop for somebody to come down,
abi?
Oloshi..

I was just laughin inside of me until d
hausa man sitting close to me said.
Hausa man: ''oka abeg, dat time i dey
make am for call, where dem say make I
press so dat the bomb I go blow? Becos I don dey
press
my own sef since and d tin never blow.
Na then I shout "Chai, Egbami ooo... Moku, Mogbe Modaran!!!!

Imagine if we put the names of food b4 our yoruba
names, we would have interesting names like:
Ebawale, Fufusegun, Sakisanmi, Iresitayo,
Akaratobi, Ogibola, Dodobunmi, Ejadupe,
Ponmowunmi, Isuyemi, Moinmointope, Bolikunle,
Amalafunmi, Iyanseun, Semolola, Eransunkanmi, Efofemi, Eweduwole

I just came across Twitter and Instagram handle exchange threads so I thought it will be cool to also hookup with Nigerians on SKYPE.


Drop your SKYPE contacts and also add SKYPE contacts on here.

mine: smookeyblaze

Go! Go! GO! Go! Goal! <SEGA TONE> esena Giroud du scores

Live commentary from the NmadiEmirates Intl. Stadium.
And the SuperGunners are about to sing their national anthem, bla bla bla...

**Strolls in with Dame Ebele**

Now are the time to show your manhood.[b][/b] Lol

Youngzedd: Just passing by.

Thought it's what I can read under 30 seconds without know it's too long.

Those with extra time should summarise it in pidgin English only.

Reason why 9ja is still backward. Lazy attitude to reading.

Everything, blame it on Jonatan

bloggernaija:

What has he done exactly apart from borrow and jumping from one scandal to the other.
Do you think governing a country is all about painting a few airports and putting ancient locomotives on a track .
Malabu
Fuel subsidy scam
Pension scam
Internet snooping scam
Boko haram scam
Oil bunkering scam .
Depletion of the excess crude reserve.
Disjointed fiscal/economic policies

I can go on and on.
The country is in a bad fiscal shape as a result of the reckless behaviour of the country.
If something is not done soon,
The bottom is going to give way .

NaijaFlow:

Sometimes you need to read and digest what you read, all those achievements mentioned in the article are real FACTS that are staring us in the face. Don't because you hate the writer you rush to conclusion. if you think he lied then provide facts that exposes lies.

As for assu, blame it on the greediness and politics. They should all be sacked and new and fresh people should b employed. Most of these ASUU members and leaders had their children's studying outside the shores of Nigeria, so if they think they teach up to the standard of other country why then send their children to study outside Nigeria in foreign country's.

If possible ASUU should be privatized because we are not running a Free Education program in this country, they charge tuition fee and some other legal and illegal fees, they should be independent there are too many bodies relying on the federal purse.

#word