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Jokes Etc / Re: Can You Do This 4 Naija? by uprigtd: 12:00pm On Sep 23, 2012
Who is d most foolish among dis
3 men? A Hausa man who
watered his farm garden in d
rain.
An Igbo man who saw ripe
mango & climb d tree to confirm
then come down and used stone
2 pluck it, and a Yoruba man saw
something dat looked like shit,
he
touch with his finger & tested it
and said "mmmh" Na shit Ooo
thank God I no match am! Pls I
nid
answers.
Jokes Etc / Re: Can You Do This 4 Naija? by uprigtd: 11:59am On Sep 23, 2012
oluface: i cant fit do am. Haba wake up. Na makeup
hmmm, its real
Foreign Affairs / Re: Pakistani Minister Offers Bounty On Anti-Islam Filmmaker's Head by uprigtd: 8:46am On Sep 23, 2012
smh! So much 4 peace. Wow! islam is the most peaceful religion quote me anywhere. So much 4 ISLAM, Blood n sand. Lol
Poems For Review / Re: Top Romantic Poems by uprigtd: 6:59am On Sep 22, 2012
nice poem jor
Poems For Review / Re: A Sense Of Decency by uprigtd: 6:57am On Sep 22, 2012
*c tha way evrywhere dey dusty* 5yrs b4 e rish f.page... Kip d hope alive o
Jokes Etc / Re: Can You Do This 4 Naija? by uprigtd: 3:37pm On Sep 19, 2012
4 tha luff of naija jor... #teampatriotic
Jokes Etc / Can You Do This 4 Naija? by uprigtd: 10:20am On Sep 19, 2012
HOW MUCH YOU GO FIT
COLLECT TO BRAND NAIJA FOR
YOUR BODY? TALK YOUR OWN SO
DAT YOU GO FIT GET THE CONTRACT
OO, NO TIME...

Politics / Re: Facts Reveal That Bakassi Belongs To Nigeria by uprigtd: 12:29am On Sep 18, 2012
guys am off. Goodbye y'all cos with what am about to say, ma days on nairaland r over... Na G tinz

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Jokes Etc / Re: #smookey.nelux by uprigtd: 11:59am On Sep 14, 2012
Father-In-Law : Young man, U’re
coming to seek my daughter’s
hand in marriage and
u’rechewing gum. That’s a sign of
disrespect!
Man : Sir, I only chew gum when I
drink or smoke.
Father-In-Law : You mean u drink
& smoke and u’re here to seek my
daughter’s hand in marriage?
Man : Sir I only drink &smoke
when i go to the club.
Father-In-Law : U club too?
Man : I’m sorry sir, I started
clubbing when i came out of
prison.
Father-In-Law : U’ve also been in
prison before? Oh my God!
Man : Sorry sir, I went to jail when
I killed somebody!!.
Father-In-Law : What!!! U’re a
killer
Man : Sir, It happened out of
anger. It was a certain man that
didn’t allow me to marry his
daughter so i killed him.
Father-In-Law : U are highly
welcome my son. U are on the
right track. U’re absolutely the
right Man for my Daughter:-]
Jokes Etc / #smookey.nelux by uprigtd: 11:53am On Sep 14, 2012
Three drunk men stopped a taxi.
The driver noticed they were
heavily drunk as he opened the
door for them to enter.
Wanting to play a trick on the
drunk men to make fast money,
he started the engine, turned it
off, and said '' We have arrived at
ur destination sirs ''.
The First drunk man gave him his
money, the second drunk man
said '' Thank u '' while the third
drunk man gave him a hot dirty
slap.The driver was surprised.
Thinking the third guy has
realized what he did, the driver
asked '' What was the slap for? ''.
The third drunk man replied ''
CONTROL UR SPEED NEXT TIME.U
ALMOST GOT US KILLED
Nairaland / General / Pro Garri Vs Anti-garri: For Or Against? by uprigtd: 6:09pm On Sep 05, 2012
Good day
beloved NAIRALANDERS I
bring u greetins from d Oba Kabiesi II, the Eze Nwayi III, the Sultan of the Garri
Kingdom. I the honourable AMBASSADOR to Nairaland on Garri affairs want to
comment on issues affectin my pipo & tel d ADMIN how I feel towards this
unwarranted execution (ban)
of our proGarri activists... MR *SEUN* rememba say 'Na determination dey make okada rider overtake trailer'. We d GA.RRI REPUBLIC don decide say Instead make GARRI waste make belle burst. Dats Y we wil keep pressin for an independent NAIRALAND where we can freely speak our minds on matters concernin this 'gold commodity'. No matter how NDLEA, SEUN & Other mods vex reach, GA.RRI can never carry NAFDAC number because Man wey vex go shake Iroko tree na im blokos e dey worry and if na woman na her bosom. B4 i go i wan remind u say 'Mad man no dey take
pepper water wash yansh,
him stil get sense'... We d
garri nation stil get sense.
#Long Live Seun
#Long Live
Garri Republic
#Long Live
Nairaland
#Long Live Nigeria.
Am PRO GARRI & PROUD. Well wishers are free 2 drop their goodwil & solidarity
messages. If u hav anytin against us (d garri nation), speak now or forever remain silent.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Mexico:U-20 Women's World Cup Quarter-Final (1 - 0) FULL TIME! by uprigtd: 12:23pm On Aug 30, 2012
THATS WHAT WE TALKING ABOUT... UNITED WE STAND!!! We blew them up like say we de work wit BOKO.

If them leave those gals eh, dem go sew collar 4 pantt
if dem leave those gals eh, dem go use one hand clap..
if dem leave those gals eh, dem go fry paw paw call am pawpaw chips,
if dem leave those gals eh, dem go push flying boat start...

I DIGWE 4UNA

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Mexico:U-20 Women's World Cup Quarter-Final (1 - 0) FULL TIME! by uprigtd: 12:22pm On Aug 30, 2012
THATS WHAT WE TALKING ABOUT... UNITED WE STAND
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Stoke Vs Arsenal (0 - 0) - On 26th August 2012 by uprigtd: 4:42pm On Aug 26, 2012
[color=#000099][/color] MAKE WENGER HURRY SIGN ORDEGA NOW O
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Stoke Vs Arsenal (0 - 0) - On 26th August 2012 by uprigtd: 1:45pm On Aug 26, 2012
Goooooaaaaal! Gooooooaaaaa!!
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Italy: U-20 Women's World Cup (4 - 0) On Sunday August-26-2012 by uprigtd: 10:04am On Aug 26, 2012
make sumbadi gimme dz coachi numba abeq... Mek e change dz qal na
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Italy: U-20 Women's World Cup (4 - 0) On Sunday August-26-2012 by uprigtd: 9:35am On Aug 26, 2012
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UNITED WE STAND JARE, WIT OR WITHOUT BOKO

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Italy: U-20 Women's World Cup (4 - 0) On Sunday August-26-2012 by uprigtd: 9:08am On Aug 26, 2012
buhihihihi... Lafin in italia.... La italia af dead.

rat wey pass snake hole take
reach him house, no be small
work he do... Kudos to this team... To excape bad pips like Brazil, South Korea and Italia no bi joke o. I digwe 4 una

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Religion / Re: MFM Fires 50 Pastors For Stealing Church Money by uprigtd: 3:12pm On Aug 22, 2012
MFN fires 50 Pastors...
This church dey synonymos wit FIRE o... Shuuu! Jus las week MFN, Lokoja catch FIRE hmm..! 2weeks ago MFN Warri deliver madman by FIRE. Wetin go hapen next by FIRE?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Breaking News: Arsenal Agree Terms With Barcelona For Alex Song by uprigtd: 8:07pm On Aug 18, 2012
The way things are going, Le'prof wont mind selling the Emirates. I just pray his plan works for the good of both club and management. At this point in time, We need a real 9 and a very good defensive minded midfielder, then the top shall be our starting point. Gunaz til d.e.a.t.h!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Breaking News: Arsenal Agree Terms With Barcelona For Alex Song by uprigtd: 5:24pm On Aug 18, 2012
Arsenal Football Club can confirm
that terms have been agreed for
the transfer of Alex Song to
Barcelona.
Song will now travel to the
Catalan club to agree personal
terms and undergo a medical
ahead of the proposed move. Song's move to the Nou Camp will make him the 7th Gunner to join Barca in Eight years. Taking after the steps of his predecessors (Henry, Hleb, Fabregas & the others) is a career changing prospect for the 24year old Cameroonian.
SOURCE: Arsenal.com

This is a very sad news from the Emirates.
Jokes Etc / Re: Mumu Girl by uprigtd: 11:18am On Aug 18, 2012
i don search my boxers i no c the yoke... Abeg where d yoke... *still seaching*
Jokes Etc / Where Is Studio Cfr??? by uprigtd: 11:02am On Aug 18, 2012
GUYS, make una answer my questn o. I saw his replica hawking mari.juana in kano ystdy, abi boko.halam don blow am... he cud b servin a jail term somewhere in kiriki or maybe he has been kidnapped by fineboys in Warri. Guys abeg o, biko o, jor o, dan alah o, where is STUDIO CFR O...? Anwhere e dey, i de miss him yans. If found pls return 2 Lasgidi o.
Politics / Re: Ibori Moved To Maximum Security Prison With Terrorists And Violent Criminals by uprigtd: 9:52am On Aug 18, 2012
No vase.line 4 there o... Him ar.se go gist am wen him leave there.
Jokes Etc / Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by uprigtd: 8:40am On Aug 10, 2012
U viewed dis thread & lol yet u didnt comment... Aswear u go soon hear knock 4ur thick head because #GodIsWatchinU
Jokes Etc / Re: #inanafricanhouse by uprigtd: 8:08pm On Aug 09, 2012
#InAnAfricanHouse "Spare the rod
and spoil the child" is the only
bible verse they remember...

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