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Jokes Etc / Re: Can You Do This 4 Naija? by uprigtd: 12:00pm On Sep 23, 2012 |
Who is d most foolish among dis 3 men? A Hausa man who watered his farm garden in d rain. An Igbo man who saw ripe mango & climb d tree to confirm then come down and used stone 2 pluck it, and a Yoruba man saw something dat looked like shit, he touch with his finger & tested it and said "mmmh" Na shit Ooo thank God I no match am! Pls I nid answers. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Can You Do This 4 Naija? by uprigtd: 11:59am On Sep 23, 2012 |
oluface: i cant fit do am. Haba wake up. Na makeuphmmm, its real |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Pakistani Minister Offers Bounty On Anti-Islam Filmmaker's Head by uprigtd: 8:46am On Sep 23, 2012 |
smh! So much 4 peace. Wow! islam is the most peaceful religion quote me anywhere. So much 4 ISLAM, Blood n sand. Lol |
Poems For Review / Re: Top Romantic Poems by uprigtd: 6:59am On Sep 22, 2012 |
nice poem jor |
Poems For Review / Re: A Sense Of Decency by uprigtd: 6:57am On Sep 22, 2012 |
*c tha way evrywhere dey dusty* 5yrs b4 e rish f.page... Kip d hope alive o |
Jokes Etc / Re: Can You Do This 4 Naija? by uprigtd: 3:37pm On Sep 19, 2012 |
4 tha luff of naija jor... #teampatriotic |
Jokes Etc / Can You Do This 4 Naija? by uprigtd: 10:20am On Sep 19, 2012 |
HOW MUCH YOU GO FIT COLLECT TO BRAND NAIJA FOR YOUR BODY? TALK YOUR OWN SO DAT YOU GO FIT GET THE CONTRACT OO, NO TIME...
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Politics / Re: Facts Reveal That Bakassi Belongs To Nigeria by uprigtd: 12:29am On Sep 18, 2012 |
guys am off. Goodbye y'all cos with what am about to say, ma days on nairaland r over... Na G tinz 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: #smookey.nelux by uprigtd: 11:59am On Sep 14, 2012 |
Father-In-Law : Young man, U’re coming to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage and u’rechewing gum. That’s a sign of disrespect! Man : Sir, I only chew gum when I drink or smoke. Father-In-Law : You mean u drink & smoke and u’re here to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage? Man : Sir I only drink &smoke when i go to the club. Father-In-Law : U club too? Man : I’m sorry sir, I started clubbing when i came out of prison. Father-In-Law : U’ve also been in prison before? Oh my God! Man : Sorry sir, I went to jail when I killed somebody!!. Father-In-Law : What!!! U’re a killer Man : Sir, It happened out of anger. It was a certain man that didn’t allow me to marry his daughter so i killed him. Father-In-Law : U are highly welcome my son. U are on the right track. U’re absolutely the right Man for my Daughter:-] |
Jokes Etc / #smookey.nelux by uprigtd: 11:53am On Sep 14, 2012 |
Three drunk men stopped a taxi. The driver noticed they were heavily drunk as he opened the door for them to enter. Wanting to play a trick on the drunk men to make fast money, he started the engine, turned it off, and said '' We have arrived at ur destination sirs ''. The First drunk man gave him his money, the second drunk man said '' Thank u '' while the third drunk man gave him a hot dirty slap.The driver was surprised. Thinking the third guy has realized what he did, the driver asked '' What was the slap for? ''. The third drunk man replied '' CONTROL UR SPEED NEXT TIME.U ALMOST GOT US KILLED |
Nairaland / General / Pro Garri Vs Anti-garri: For Or Against? by uprigtd: 6:09pm On Sep 05, 2012 |
Good day beloved NAIRALANDERS I bring u greetins from d Oba Kabiesi II, the Eze Nwayi III, the Sultan of the Garri Kingdom. I the honourable AMBASSADOR to Nairaland on Garri affairs want to comment on issues affectin my pipo & tel d ADMIN how I feel towards this unwarranted execution (ban) of our proGarri activists... MR *SEUN* rememba say 'Na determination dey make okada rider overtake trailer'. We d GA.RRI REPUBLIC don decide say Instead make GARRI waste make belle burst. Dats Y we wil keep pressin for an independent NAIRALAND where we can freely speak our minds on matters concernin this 'gold commodity'. No matter how NDLEA, SEUN & Other mods vex reach, GA.RRI can never carry NAFDAC number because Man wey vex go shake Iroko tree na im blokos e dey worry and if na woman na her bosom. B4 i go i wan remind u say 'Mad man no dey take pepper water wash yansh, him stil get sense'... We d garri nation stil get sense. #Long Live Seun #Long Live Garri Republic #Long Live Nairaland #Long Live Nigeria. Am PRO GARRI & PROUD. Well wishers are free 2 drop their goodwil & solidarity messages. If u hav anytin against us (d garri nation), speak now or forever remain silent. |
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Mexico:U-20 Women's World Cup Quarter-Final (1 - 0) FULL TIME! by uprigtd: 12:23pm On Aug 30, 2012 |
THATS WHAT WE TALKING ABOUT... UNITED WE STAND!!! We blew them up like say we de work wit BOKO. If them leave those gals eh, dem go sew collar 4 pantt if dem leave those gals eh, dem go use one hand clap.. if dem leave those gals eh, dem go fry paw paw call am pawpaw chips, if dem leave those gals eh, dem go push flying boat start... I DIGWE 4UNA 1 Like |
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Mexico:U-20 Women's World Cup Quarter-Final (1 - 0) FULL TIME! by uprigtd: 12:22pm On Aug 30, 2012 |
THATS WHAT WE TALKING ABOUT... UNITED WE STAND |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Stoke Vs Arsenal (0 - 0) - On 26th August 2012 by uprigtd: 4:42pm On Aug 26, 2012 |
[color=#000099][/color] MAKE WENGER HURRY SIGN ORDEGA NOW O |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Stoke Vs Arsenal (0 - 0) - On 26th August 2012 by uprigtd: 1:45pm On Aug 26, 2012 |
Goooooaaaaal! Gooooooaaaaa!! |
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Italy: U-20 Women's World Cup (4 - 0) On Sunday August-26-2012 by uprigtd: 10:04am On Aug 26, 2012 |
make sumbadi gimme dz coachi numba abeq... Mek e change dz qal na |
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Italy: U-20 Women's World Cup (4 - 0) On Sunday August-26-2012 by uprigtd: 9:35am On Aug 26, 2012 |
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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Italy: U-20 Women's World Cup (4 - 0) On Sunday August-26-2012 by uprigtd: 9:08am On Aug 26, 2012 |
buhihihihi... Lafin in italia.... La italia af dead. rat wey pass snake hole take reach him house, no be small work he do... Kudos to this team... To excape bad pips like Brazil, South Korea and Italia no bi joke o. I digwe 4 una 1 Like |
Religion / Re: MFM Fires 50 Pastors For Stealing Church Money by uprigtd: 3:12pm On Aug 22, 2012 |
MFN fires 50 Pastors... This church dey synonymos wit FIRE o... Shuuu! Jus las week MFN, Lokoja catch FIRE hmm..! 2weeks ago MFN Warri deliver madman by FIRE. Wetin go hapen next by FIRE? |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Breaking News: Arsenal Agree Terms With Barcelona For Alex Song by uprigtd: 8:07pm On Aug 18, 2012 |
The way things are going, Le'prof wont mind selling the Emirates. I just pray his plan works for the good of both club and management. At this point in time, We need a real 9 and a very good defensive minded midfielder, then the top shall be our starting point. Gunaz til d.e.a.t.h! |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Breaking News: Arsenal Agree Terms With Barcelona For Alex Song by uprigtd: 5:24pm On Aug 18, 2012 |
Arsenal Football Club can confirm that terms have been agreed for the transfer of Alex Song to Barcelona. Song will now travel to the Catalan club to agree personal terms and undergo a medical ahead of the proposed move. Song's move to the Nou Camp will make him the 7th Gunner to join Barca in Eight years. Taking after the steps of his predecessors (Henry, Hleb, Fabregas & the others) is a career changing prospect for the 24year old Cameroonian. SOURCE: Arsenal.com This is a very sad news from the Emirates. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Mumu Girl by uprigtd: 11:18am On Aug 18, 2012 |
i don search my boxers i no c the yoke... Abeg where d yoke... *still seaching* |
Jokes Etc / Where Is Studio Cfr??? by uprigtd: 11:02am On Aug 18, 2012 |
GUYS, make una answer my questn o. I saw his replica hawking mari.juana in kano ystdy, abi boko.halam don blow am... he cud b servin a jail term somewhere in kiriki or maybe he has been kidnapped by fineboys in Warri. Guys abeg o, biko o, jor o, dan alah o, where is STUDIO CFR O...? Anwhere e dey, i de miss him yans. If found pls return 2 Lasgidi o. |
Politics / Re: Ibori Moved To Maximum Security Prison With Terrorists And Violent Criminals by uprigtd: 9:52am On Aug 18, 2012 |
No vase.line 4 there o... Him ar.se go gist am wen him leave there. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Hehehehheeh To You Liars........godiswatchingu by uprigtd: 8:40am On Aug 10, 2012 |
U viewed dis thread & lol yet u didnt comment... Aswear u go soon hear knock 4ur thick head because #GodIsWatchinU |
Jokes Etc / Re: #inanafricanhouse by uprigtd: 8:08pm On Aug 09, 2012 |
#InAnAfricanHouse "Spare the rod and spoil the child" is the only bible verse they remember... |
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