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Politics / Re: EXPOSED! How President Jonathan Puts Money In Your Pocket! by uprigtd: 12:00pm On Aug 30, 2013
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Politics / EXPOSED! How President Jonathan Puts Money In Your Pocket! by uprigtd: 8:17am On Aug 30, 2013
An Informed Update on the Transformation Agenda


Transformation can be defined as a thorough and dramatic change in form or appearance, so when President Jonathan promised Nigerians a Transformation Agenda, it is easy to assess if he is delivering on his promise by checking to see if there has been a change in the form and or appearance of Nigeria and Nigerians.

In this short note, it will be impossible for me to address all the areas in which there has been transformation in the lives of Nigerians and Nigeria, however, permit me to direct the attention of Nigerians to the genesis of the Transformation Agenda even as I touch on just a few sectors in which transformation is apparent.

When President Goodluck Jonathan was campaigning for the votes of Nigerians between 2010 and 2011, he came up with a Transformation Agenda whose details were shared with Nigerians and uploaded unto the website of the National Planning Commission (please seewww.npc.gov.ng).

There were many agenda in that document, and these were tied to dates, including amongst others, an agenda to build more universities as well as improve the ones in existence, an agenda to improve Nigeria's power generating and transmission capacity and an agenda to improve on road, sea and air transport infrastructure.

So, how has the President fared in these? It is now common knowledge that the FG has set up and funded nine new universities spread across the six geo-political regions which are now functioning, and enough has been written about these by myself and others so I would not dwell on that.

But what about the other sectors?

If anybody had cared to read today's papers, they would have found that 13 consortia had paid the 75% outstanding payments for the power generating and distributing companies that they bidded for successfully to the Bureau of Public Enterprises. What does that tell you? It shows that the president's Roadmap to Power Sector Reforms are working. The power sector is being successfully privatized.

Now many Nigerians like to blame the government for inadequate power supply and cite incidences of the major Western powers and South Africa where the populace experience uninterrupted power supply. But what they fail to note is that in those nations, it is NOT the government that provides power. Rather it is the private sector, well regulated by the government that does so.

President Jonathan was aware of this fact and knew that insanity is not just confined to roving about the streets or a sanatorium stark raving mad. In fact, the most elementary form of insanity according to the genius, Albert Einstein, is for one to keep doing the same thing while expecting different results.

President Jonathan reckoned that if the government keeps on running the power sector it will be more of the same, so he fast tracked the power sector reforms and to prove his commitment and sincerity, he even let go of an effective minister whose presence made investors fear a conflict of interest.

Now, for the first time in history, Nigeria's Gencos and Discos have been successfully privatized and you and I should know what that means. It means better days are coming. No private investor is going to allow his or her assets sit idly. He or she is going to run the company in a business like manner just as was done when the telecommunications industry was deregulated.

But the President is not stopping there. His administration is leaving no stone unturned and this year alone, seven power plants and 150 new sub-stations have already been completed and are awaiting commissioning.

Now, it is difficult to factor into the mind the effect of this breakthrough, but consider that one of these power stations which has gone into use already is the Agu-Awka power sub station. Now, hear what the All Progressives Congress, APC, flag bearer in the coming Anambra gubernatorial elections has to say about this feat.

Said Senator Ngige, "Agu-Awka power station is a new transmission line that is under a test-run and that explains why in the past three weeks, major parts of Awka capital territory have been enjoying uninterrupted power supply.”

Now, consider that 150 of such sub stations have been completed and are waiting for commissioning to provide power to more than 150 communities. If this is not "a thorough and dramatic change in form or appearance" then nothing else could be!

Imagine that in Nigeria we had in the past constantly failed to meet our education targets because 12 million children roam the streets of Nigeria as itinerant scholars known as Almajiri, who have no access to the formal education system.

Now, it is easy to blame the Federal Government, and this would be the reason why I championed a cause to get Nigerians to familiarize themselves with their Constitution. By virtue of the 1999 constitution as amended, primary education is devolved to the states and local governments.

But desperate illnesses require desperate remedies and President Jonathan did not say that since this responsibility does not fall on him he should do nothing. He felt that anybody that has the ability also has the responsibility and he decided to intervene and directed his ministers of education to use federal funds to build 400 schools for almajiris complete with hostels for the students and quarters for their Malams as well as science laboratories and Qu'ranic recitation halls.

As I write this, 153 of these schools have been completed and students are now in session. Now, you may say that this is just a drop in the ocean when you take into account that there are 12 million almajiris.
However, if everyone had contributed his drop to the ocean in the years before Jonathan, there would not be such an alarming number!
And finally, as I close this short note, it is a notorious fact that the people of Southeastern Nigeria are probably the most mercantile people in the Nigerian federation, they like to trade and it has once been said that if you go to any part of the world and do not see an Igbo, then you must leave that place because it is uninhabitable! Yet, the Southeast had never had an international airport though its people are some of the most travelled of any people on the African continent.

President Jonathan again put on his thinking cap and began to plan to give the region an international airport. The Akanu Ibiam Airport in Enugu was upgraded, remodeled and today it stands proudly as an international airport. If you want to see "a thorough and dramatic change in form or appearance", I recommend that you travel to Enugu this Saturday, the 24th of August to watch as an Ethiopian Airways plane takes off with passengers on the inaugural international flight from the Akanu Ibiam INTERNATIONAL Airport in Enugu.

Of course, it is easy for the opposition to scoff at this feat, but the ordinary Nigerian leaving in the Southeast knows what this means.
Hitherto, they had to fork out sixty thousand Naira (N60,000) to fly to connecting airports before they could make their international flights. But today, they can spend that money on themselves and their families as President Jonathan puts money in their pockets.

- Reno Omokri is Special Assistant (New Media) to President Jonathan.

Source: http://www.dailytimes.com.ng/opinion/informed-update-transformation-agenda-how-president-jonathan-puts-money-your-pocket

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Education / Re: Two Students Have Just Been Gunned At The University Of Benin <Photoa> by uprigtd: 11:36pm On Jun 14, 2013
mehn its 5-0 oh! Watch out for season 2. I pway mek e nah blOOdy for we FYBs oh..
Education / Re: Two Students Have Just Been Gunned At The University Of Benin <Photoa> by uprigtd: 5:47pm On Jun 14, 2013
oboy, na over skill dey kill ninja o @koonbey
Education / Two Students Have Just Been Gunned At The University Of Benin <Photoa> by uprigtd: 3:35pm On Jun 14, 2013
Two students of the University of Benin have just been shot by some unknown gunmen. The incident which occured about 3:30pm, Friday afternoon during the school`s Biometric capture exercise have left the great campus in choas. As at the time of the report, the two students hit are in critical condition and struggling for survival. #There are no live pictures now as I have to secure my life (I nor be james bond)# Stay glued for more updates.

Jokes Etc / Nairaland Fire Crusade #boys..only# by uprigtd: 3:30pm On May 02, 2013
*prayer mode activated*

BOYS ONLY

Prayer point 1
My father my Father! Anywhere any girl is planning to use me as a MUGU, God destroy her plans!

Prayer point 2
Oh God! Any girl that is using her breast to confuse my destiny, Holy Ghost fire!

Prayer point 3
Any girl that has vowed that she would never date me, God make her to see me taking her shopping in her dream. .IJN!

Prayer point 4
Any girl that has slept with 5 different men including me and wants to tie me down with pregnancy that is not mine, God make her forget my name!

Prayer point 5
any girl that is trying my number because her BIS has expired, father God divert my number to kidnappers line!

Prayer point 6
My father, My father, any girl that is seeing my POCKET as an ATM Machine, fire, fire.


OYA START PRAYING!



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Least I forget, MY CONDOLENCE TO THE BARCA FAMILY

Jokes Etc / Re: I Think Am Funny!!!! by uprigtd: 9:20am On May 01, 2013
I went to a cinema with
Akpos, on getting to
the cinema we saw a
guy that barbed bololo
(skin cut).
I showed the guy to
Akpos and said; "Look
at fresh head, this one
is good to slap, but i'm
afraid of the guy's
face".
Akpos then said to me;
"Max, you fear alot, i will
slap that head and
nothing will happen".
I dared him to do it and
he went to where the
guy was sitting
and gave him a HOT
SLAP on his head.
The guy was surprised,
and wanted to react,
then Akpos said; "Bros
Max, so you are here,
when we are looking for
you at home".
The guy said;
"I'm not Bros Max,
maybe we look alike",
Akpos said maybe.
After some minutes In
the
cinema, Akpos called me
again and said; "Max, i
will slap that guy again
and nothing
will happen".
I said "ok".
He went to the guy,
gave him a hot slap and
said; "Bros Max stop
lying, i say na u be dis".
The guy said to him
angrily; "I'm not Bros
Max, please, let me be".
The guy then left that
spot for us and went to
the front seat.
After some minutes
Akpos called me and
said; " Max, i will slap
that guy again and
nothing will happen".
This time i told him that
"if
anything happens, i will
pretend as if i don't
know him".
He stood up, went to
the front
seat, gave the guy a
very hot slap and said;
"Bros Max, so na here
you dey, i come dey
slap another person for
back.

Hahahaha...
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Jokes Etc / Re: Picture Of A Nairalander With Famous Artiste Wizkid by uprigtd: 6:54pm On Apr 26, 2013
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Jokes Etc / Re: I Think Am Funny!!!! by uprigtd: 12:57pm On Feb 19, 2013
Three Nurses were in a Night shift when one of
them realised
that one of the Male patients was dead
as she Was examining Him, she Noticed that He
had a 'Hard On' she thought to Herself and said, 'Im
soo Hot I
cant let this go
to Waste.!
She Rushed and called the others..
She said, "I Cant let this go to waste!" she
undressed and
jumped on him,, and started enjoying herself..
After a while,
the second Nurse pulled her out and said, "Its My
time!"
she Jumped on Him, and Started pumping
Vigorously..
After a
while of Enjoyment, the third nurse said to herself,
"Am on my Periods, but He is dead
anyway!''
she pulled Out the 2nd Nurse and Jumped On
him... In the Middle of Her enjoyment, the 'dead'
Man woke up!
They got soo surprised and asked the man,"We
thought you were Dead?"
the Man said,
"yeah I was, but with the repeated Pumping and
Some Blood transfusion, I came Back to Life!"
Jokes Etc / Re: I Think Am Funny!!!! by uprigtd: 11:26pm On Feb 07, 2013
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the
shoulder to ask him a question.
The driver screamed, lost control of the car,
nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and
stopped centimeters from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the
cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't
ever do that again. You scared the daylights
out of me!"
The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't
realize that a little tap would scare you so
much. "
The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your
fault.
Today is my first day as a Taxi driver.
I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25
years.

Hahahaha!
Like if you get the Joke

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Jokes Etc / Re: I Think Am Funny!!!! by uprigtd: 7:42am On Feb 05, 2013
ATTENTION MALI !!!

Any attempt, attempted attempt, group of attempts, variable attempt, fixed attempt, debit or credit attempts to stop us from winning;
1. We would withdraw our troops from Mali.
2. You would pay us the 7 billion our govt spent on your war.
3. We would encourage the tuareg rebels to return.
The ball is in your court, pass it to Emenike when d time koms.
Una hear me so
A word is enough for d wise...
Heheheheheehehe ­hehehehee...... ­ God don catch una today!!!

Signed
THE PRESIDENCY
Sports / Re: Ivory Coast Vs Nigeria - AFCON 2013 - (1 - 2) - On 3rd February 2013 by uprigtd: 5:41pm On Feb 03, 2013
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Jokes Etc / Re: I Think Am Funny!!!! by uprigtd: 10:32am On Feb 03, 2013
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Akpos trying to avoid paying Doctor's fee after an eye operation, so he says," Doctor, I still can't see." The Doctor then asks a sexy young and beautiful Nurse to UnCloth in frontof him." He again says," I can't see!"
Doctor tells the Nurse to open her legs.
Again he says," Gai! Doctor I can't see!" Doctor says," you are an slowpoke, if you can't see how come your pr1ck dey rise?
hehehehe

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Jokes Etc / Re: I Think Am Funny!!!! by uprigtd: 6:25am On Jan 26, 2013
A man gets on a bus and sees a pretty young
nun. He sits down next to
her, and pleads with her:
"You are so attractive and I must have sexx with you."
... "No," she replies, "I'm married to God." She
stands up, and gets off at
the next stop.
The man is devastated.
The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the
man and says:
"I can tell you how to get to make love with
her!"
"Yeah?", says the man.
"Yeah!" say the bus driver.
"She goes to the cemetery every Tuesday night at midnight to pray. So
all you have to do is dress up in a robe with
a hood, put some of that glowing powder
stuff in your beard, and pop
up in the cemetery claiming
to be an Angel.
"The man promises to give it a Try, and
arrives at the cemetery dressed
as suggested on the next Tuesday night.
"I am an Angel," he declares to the nun,
keeping the hood low about His
face.
"God has directed me to make love with
you."
The nun agrees without question, but begs
him to restrict himself to
anal s*x, as she is desperate not to lose her
virginity. The man agrees,
and promptly has his wicked way with her.
This was the best sexx he had
ever had. After finishing, he jumps up and
throws back
his hood with a flourish.
"Ha-ha," he laughed happily. "Surprise surprise, I am the man from the
bus!"
"Ha-ha," replied the nun. "Surprise surprise I
am the bus driver and I
am gay!!"



#na so d quy take faint.....lol


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Jokes Etc / Re: *~ Bunmioguns Voted Joke Section Poster Of 2012*~ Congratulations! by uprigtd: 7:21am On Dec 23, 2012
Mr DANI, Dont you think ONE of the GARRI GENERALs deserve to be nomInated? Those guys made my year!


Btw: HOW DOES THIS LIST AFFECT THE PRICE of GAARRi?



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Jokes Etc / Re: I Think Am Funny!!!! by uprigtd: 5:36am On Dec 23, 2012
A set of 7 months old twin babies in the womb saw a d1cck comming towards them, the 1st baby said;
"Daddy is comming to inside to play with us".

The 2nd baby replied; Mumu; you no get sense! It's not Daddy, it's uncle. Daddy doesn't cover his face with a nylon when he wants to play with us.
You will see, this one will not give us ice cream when he is leaving=))=))

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Jokes Etc / Re: I Think Am Funny!!!! by uprigtd: 8:06pm On Dec 21, 2012
Sergeant Akpors a police officer arrested a man urinating at a place clearly marked "Do not urinate here, fine N500.''
The offender wanting to pay the fine, gives the Sergeant Akpors a N1000 note,
The Sergeant Akpors turns around, fumbles a bit and says to the man, 'Oga now, piss again, I no get change...'

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Nairaland / General / Re: Doomsday!!! The End Of The World, December 21st 2012 by uprigtd: 6:44am On Dec 21, 2012
The world is truly ending today o!!! In fact it is already ending here in BENIN, EDO STATE.

Make una cee wetin happen now, now for UNIBEN
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Sports / Re: Mario Balotelli's Daughter Pia (Pictures) by uprigtd: 4:08pm On Dec 20, 2012
Abrantie:




This is the first picture of Pia Balotelli, the new baby daughter of firebrand Manchester City striker Mario.

The little girl was born earlier this month to his ex-girlfriend Raffaella Fico, 27, and arrived three weeks early - she had been due on Christmas Day.

Balotelli has yet to see his daughter in the flesh and and is said to have only seen pictures of her via email.

In her first interview since giving birth Raffaella lashed out at the player for failing to act as a proper father.

In an interview with glossy Italian weekly Chi, Raffaella posed for several pictures with Pia, as well as her mother and brother Francesco, after securing a five figure deal with the magazine.

Chi is the same publication that printed pictures of a topless Duchess of Cambridge in the summer which were taken while she was on holiday in France with Prince William.

Furious Raffaella stormed: 'Mario for me is irresponsible. It came to a certain point where he was just not interested in anything, not in me or our daughter.

'Up until certain things happened he was supposed to marry me. That was our project, our desire.

'Then all of a sudden everything collapsed and I don't know why.'

Raffaella and Balotelli were an item for almost a year but split up in March after she flew to Manchester to confront him over a series of alleged affairs - the bust up was so furious that police had to be called to his Cheshire home.

Then in June during the European Championships, Raffaella contacted Balotelli to tell him she was pregnant with their child but initially he refused to accept it was his and demanded a DNA test.

Devastated Raffaella then hit back and said she had no fear of taking the test and her family rallied round her as it emerged she had also been contacted and urged to have an abortion - something the deeply religious underwear model ruled out completely.

Two months ago things appeared to be back on track when Balotelli issued a statement saying he was dropping the DNA requirement and that he would be 'trying again' with Raffaella and the two were pictured kissing on the balcony of home in Naples.

But despite his promise it quickly became clear he had no intention of doing the honourable thing as Raffaella confirmed that after he left her in Naples he failed to contact her in the following weeks.

Raffaella, who appeared on Italy's version of I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here, described he moment she went into labour and rushed to the clinic.

'I sent Mario a text message at 3pm when the first contractions started and then again at 6.30pm when I went into the delivery room. I sent him another as soon as I came out and Pia had been born.

'But he only bothered to get in touch at half past midnight when my phone rang.

'I said to him "Mario, I've given birth" and he just said "Ah OK, I'm not bothered" and he then put the phone down. I've not heard from him since.'

'Mario's not even bothered about seeing his daughter - even if he doesn't want me to take a DNA test anymore I will do. I will make the results public so everyone knows Pia is Mario Balotelli's daughter.'

When asked if Balotelli had offered financial help Raffaella said: 'I have not had any economic help from Mr Balotelli.

'He is worth more than da Vinci's Mona Lisa but for his own daughter he hasn't flashed a penny. I have not even had a call asking if I needed anything. I don't need him or his money.'

However when asked what she would do if Balotelli did get in touch, Raffaela said: 'The door for his daughter is always open. The door of my heart is closed forever.

'I think when he came back to Naples a couple of months ago to see me that was just a PR exercise.

'Things then were not going well for him on and off the field.

'He doesn't have any paternal instincts. He is not even curious about his own daughter.'

Raffaella, whose previous boyfriends have included Cristiano Ronaldo, named her daughter after a mystical monk called Padre Pio who was famous for having bleeding wounds in his hands and feet exactly where Christ had them.

During the summer she made a pilgrimage to his shrine near Foggia where she was photographed in prayer in front of his statue with her mother and brother.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2250154/Mario-Balotelli-Newborn-daughter-football-superstar-met-father.html
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Jokes Etc / Re: I Think Am Funny!!!! by uprigtd: 12:49pm On Dec 20, 2012
Hahahahahaha!

I was a Candidate at a JAMB Examination. We were writing Use Of English. I shaded the ones i knew and was waiting for manner to fall from Heaven when i noticed a very beautiful girl sitting beside me. She was shading and was not looking up. Through the help of my long neck, i peeped and checked her work, she was in number 65, i was still in number 21 and time was running out.
I quickly thanked God and started shading along with her. We got to number 98 together, suddenly, she looked up, caught me and shouted in a low tone; What are it?
Why is you dey copying me? Copys! copys! You is not shaming! As big as you dey! You is a dull boys! You are a disgrace to your manhood.

Na so i shout; heeeey! heeeeyyy!!! heeeyyyy!!!
I am finished yay, who has eraser eeeehhhh!!!!!!!!


Lol
LIKE and COMMENT to encourage me please...

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Jokes Etc / Re: I Think Am Funny!!!! by uprigtd: 12:37pm On Dec 20, 2012
On Christmas, Santa will bring for :
-Messi : A record book (so he can see which
record to break)
- Cristiano ronaldo : shampoo for his hair
- Brazilian ronaldo : hamburgers
- Balotelli : a brain
- Nasri : A new bench
- Ribery : A halloween mask ( so he can look
more beautiful)
- Van Persie : toys for the little boy inside him
- Valdez : huge gloves (so he can stop some
goals)
- Sir Alex Fergunson : Pack of chewing-gums
- Ozil : New glasses
- Cisse : A physics book
- Torress: A scoring Brain
Politics / Re: FG To Conduct Census Of Jobless Nigerians In 2013... by uprigtd: 10:38am On Dec 20, 2012
rodeo0070: The Special Assistant to the President on Job Creation Initiatives, Josephine Washma, has hinted that the Federal Government intends to conduct a census of unemployed persons in the country early next year. Washma, who spoke to Daily Sun at an end of year dinner party, organized by the management of Premier Petroleum Company Limited, in Abuja, said the new survey, which will be carried out nationwide, will form the basis for the implementation of job creation initiatives of government.

“We are embarking on a new unemployment survey, in conjunction with the National Bureau of Statistics, to update the existing data base. We believe that NBS already has the structures to ensure a successful survey,” she said. According to the Special Assistant, the issue of unemployment cannot be properly addressed without a reliable data base, adding that proper job planning requires the knowledge of the number of the unemployed.

“So until we know how many persons are unemployed, how many are skilled, the number that are unskilled and how many of them can be given training upgrade to improve their performance. “What has been done before was a general survey but we want to segment that do as to enable us to direct efforts at those areas that are of critical importance,” she added.

Speaking on the renewed effort by government to tackle unemployment crisis in the country, Washma said President Jonathan has set up a standing Committee on Job Creation to chaired by the Minister of Labour and Productivity, Chief Emeka Nwogu. She said the committee which is to be inaugurated soon will drive the President’s intervention initiatives aimed at addressing joblessness among the youths in country. She said there will be a job creation musical show coming up early next year in conjunction with local and foreign entrepreneurs.

“It is something we should all look up to and give a chance to see how it tries to solve the unemployment problem in the country and by extension the issue of insecurity, ” she said. The Presidential aide said the committee will try in the interim to build on the unemployment data provided by the National Bureau of Statistics (NBS) and to move on to conduct unemployment surveys. She said NBS is also a member of the committee.

“There are various employment generation programmes being ran by government agencies but what we we need to do is to reassess such initiatives and to see if they actually, adding value or need to be restructured in certain ways to fit into the present expectations,” she said. “Let me say that the issue of unemployment has also to do with unemployable, that is the fact that a lot of our school leavers do not possess the require skills to attract employers of labour.

Their were CVs that I could not present even to traders in the market. So we are engaging on consultants that will help train these school leavers on how to prepare a resume because resume is the first step to securing a job. It is your marketing/selling point because the applicant might not be physically present when his application is being discussed, ” she said

http://sunnewsonline.com/new/business/fg-to-conduct-census-of-jobless-nigerians-in-2013/
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Celebrities / Re: Barbara Juliano Spent N14Million On A Handbag by uprigtd: 8:38am On Dec 19, 2012
mitchyy: GISTville


Popular Nigerian Model Barbara Juliano has seen it all in the modelling world. Yes, indeed. She walks with a gait that promptly tells you she was born to be a model.

She is about six feet tall, slim but fleshy in the right places and possesses that unusual look of models.

In a recent interview, she talks about how it all started, her education, life as a model and her shoe company.

She reveals: “I started modelling in Paris at 17 while on holidays with a close friend. I was still in school then. He was a model and I used to accompany him to modelling agencies for casting.

I gradually joined in the model castings, did a few commercials on a part time basis and before I knew it, by 18, I was already a full time model. I did more jobs abroad than in Nigeria, modelling in London, Paris and Italy.

“I featured in quite a number of television commercials, editorial and magazine shoots for several high end products like Olay, Diesel jeans, Dolce and Gabbana, Lux etc. After giving in my all to modelling for 15 years, I gradually began my slow descent. This I did from 2005 through 2008 when I finally stopped. Then, I faced my shoe business.”

Explaining her decision for venturing into the retail of high end shoes, Barbara who runs Rose Barbara, a shoe company in Lagos, says it was borne out of a passion. Moreover, she considers modelling to go hand-in-hand with the art of wearing accessories.

“I believe that there is no modelling without shoes. No model goes on the runway barefooted. Their feet are always encased most times in stilettos which help to give one the needed gait. Oftentimes, the shoes are an advertisement on their own. So, I didn’t just start selling shoes, I became a personal shopper because people trusted my judgment on items that I picked out for them. That was after I stopped modelling.

“I am very particular about what I retail, I can tell the history of each pair of designer shoes that I retail. The modelling world really helped me to have a better understanding of what shoes are all about. My love for shoes knows no bounds. I collect shoes and I personally have a minimum of 200 pairs! That is how bad my obsession for shoes is. My husband sees my interest in the shoe business as an opportunity to acquire more pairs for myself and I don’t think he is far from the truth.”

Aside the shoe business, she has since diversified into luxurious hair retailing and also runs an African restaurant in London.

Born 37 years ago, Juliano who hails from Ikong, Cross River State, recalls her growing up years was fun filled especially as it spanned three cities— Cross Rivers State, Paris and Italy.

“Memories of my days in Cross Rivers State, especially during the holidays are so deeply etched that I sometimes crave for them. We would go to Obudu cattle ranch to have fun; horse riding, mountain climbing, and watch the water falls etc. My parents are avid believers in fun filled holidays.”

Turning out to be a success at her numerous ventures didn’t come to her on a platter of gold as she did have her trying period in her early days as a model.

“I dropped out from the University of Calabar, where I had enrolled to study Sociology. That was two years to my graduating year. I wanted to face my modelling career squarely,” she reminisces.

But with a father, who is a medical doctor and a mother who is an English graduate from Oxford University, didn’t she face stiff opposition at home?

She replies: “Nigeria is one country with people who are very particular about paper qualifications. Naturally, there was an outcry when I took that decision. My parents were to say the least, miffed at my action. I was strongly opposed but I was hell bent on pursuing a modelling career because that was what I loved and wanted to do at that time.

“I did all I could to assuage their feelings by constantly showing them my finished works. I wanted to prove that I had retained my decency while still modelling. But they had their beliefs and concluded that I was fooling around. It took a while before they finally came around to give me their blessings. I am persuaded that modelling is innate because even as a little child, the traits were very evident in me. I sometimes wonder where I got the passion for modelling from considering my background. My other family members are known for being quite cerebral. Ironically, my younger sister is now toeing my path.”

Now, she is in her parents’ shoes and feels what they felt many years back. Now, older and wiser, she constantly insists that her younger sister completes her education even as she (Barbara) also plans to complete her education.

“I have to, it isn’t like I need it right away but I will definitely. I believe I owe it to myself. When I decide to, it will be in a streamlined course in luxury management since that is my area of core competence,” she explains.

Barbara would tell you she prefers white men whenever issues of romance are raised.

“I prefer white men because I think they are more loving and respectful to women. I was once married to a French man for eight years but it didn’t work out. Now, I am married to the love of my life— an Italian. I have been with my husband for four years but we have been married for two years with a daughter. We met in Milan, Italy. He is a very understanding and humble person and I consider myself a very lucky woman to have him as a husband.”

Asked if she has any plan to give back to society through mentorship, Barbara quips that is no longer on her plate. At least currently but could be considered in the near future.

“I once imparted knowledge from my wealth of experience to young up and coming models while I was still a model and even set up an academy called, Amazon Modelling Academy. I shut down when I stopped modelling,” she says.

Models are considered stylish. Not far from one, she defines her style as unique but corrects that, “I will never be caught dead in a mini skirt or dress!”

She is a designer freak too. Hear her collection: “For shoes, I currently love Zannoti, Valentino and Cavalli. I am not very particular about the designers of the dresses I wear, as long as they are beautiful dresses.

For bags, it is Channel and Birkins. Oh! I love bags too and I have lost count of the regular bags that I have. I do have about 14 high end bags like Hermes Birkins, Channels etc. In fact, I once spent €68,000 for a hand bag. After shoes, my fashion fetish is bags.”

Her life’s philosophy is simple: Respect for people and loyalty. “Sometimes I wish I didn’t have friends having gone through some disappointments in life with friends”, she concludes.

Source: http://gistville.com/2012/12/i-once-spent-n14million-on-a-handbag-nigerian-model-barbara-juliano/
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Reading Vs Arsenal (2 - 5) On 17th December 2012 by uprigtd: 10:04pm On Dec 17, 2012
Its obvious ARSENAL is READING from a different script today.




Keep Gervinho far from the team and we will win the match
Celebrities / Re: What Is Wrong With These Photos Of Psquare? by uprigtd: 7:02pm On Dec 16, 2012
grin grin grin hmmmm.... Now i knw y dem Ghana chicks were fainting.... grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Kidnappers Demand Finance Minister's Resignation by uprigtd: 6:59am On Dec 14, 2012
Olumide wat u driving at?
Politics / Kidnappers Demand Finance Minister's Resignation by uprigtd: 4:37pm On Dec 13, 2012
Eighty-three-year-old Kamene Okonjo was
kidnapped Monday. It was also learnt that
the kidnappers had also reduced their
ransom from $ 1 billion to $ 1.26 million.
A highly-placed security source told
reporters that secret negotiation had
commenced with the kidnappers because of
the fragile health of the retired professor of
Sociology and pressure from higher
quarters.
It was also learnt that the abductors are
demanding the immediate resignation of Dr.
Okonjo-Iweala as Finance Minister. This
demand gives reason to suspect that the
kidnap may be politically motivated.
Delta State Commissioner of Police, Mr.
Ikechukwu Aduba, in an interview on
Wednesday in Asaba, after a meeting with
his Divisional Police Officers, expressed
confidence that the detained professor
would be rescued soon.
The CP said, "We are looking at the whole
place because in any palace, there are
supposed to be palace guards - that is local
security before you talk of that of the police.
"And so, we are looking at the obvious flaws
and then, take the necessary action. We do
not want to jump the gun. In the past, we
have been able to rescue about 30 people
without payment of ransom. "I am sure that
the strategy we are putting in place will yield
dividends.
"We know that anything that has to do with
kidnapping, there is always an insider
factor. It has always been there, just like
armed robbery."
Aduba added that the police had extended
their dragnet "within and without".
A source said the kidnappers decided to
delay contact with the Okonjo family as a
result of heavy deployment of policemen,
army and other security operatives around
the palace and the community immediately
after the kidnap
On Wednesday, it was, however, observed
that the heavy security presence in the last
few days around the home of the Okonjos
in Ogbe-Ofu quarters had been relaxed.
But the policemen refused visitors access to
the compound, saying, "No visitor is wanted
here." Traditional chiefs that make up the
Obi-in-Council met behind closed doors at
the palace grounds in connection with the
kidnap of the Obi's wife.
Undercover security operatives flooded
drinking joints, markets and public places in
search of useful information.
Sources told our correspondent on
Wednesday that the investigators had also
invited some domestic workers of the
Okonjos for interrogation as it was believed
that some of them might have connived
with the kidnapppers to carry out the
operation.
Source: m.naij.com/news/16946.html
Jokes Etc / Re: I Think Am Funny!!!! by uprigtd: 6:01am On Dec 13, 2012
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Jokes Etc / Re: I Think Am Funny!!!! by uprigtd: 8:16pm On Dec 11, 2012
A wife was in bed with her lover
when she heard her husband's key in the
door.
"Stay where you are," she said. "He's so drunk
he won't even notice you'rein bed with me."
Sure enough, the husband lurched into bed, a
few minutes later, through a drunken haze,
he saw six feet sticking out at the end of the
bed. He turned to his wife :
"Hey, there are six feet in this bed. There
should only be four. What's going on ?"
"Nonsense," said the wife,"You're so drunk
you miscounted. Get out of bed and try again.
You can see better from over there."
The husband climbed out of bed and counted.
"One, two, three, four. Damn, you're right!!!!!
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