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Jokes Etc / #inanafricanhouse by uprigtd: 8:07pm On Aug 09, 2012
giv scenarios dat are common to Nigerian or African homes, just start or end with '#InAnfricanHouse'...
Here we go
#InAnAfricanHouse
If you're
using d bathroom, your Parents
would STILL knock on the door
and ask "Wat are u doing?"


#InAnAfricanHouse - The dining
table is just decoration. you eat
somewhere else. you use it when
guest come over.

#InAnAfricanHouse "Go upstairs,
in my room, don't disturb your
Fada, under my pillow, bring me
my distin." "What thing?" "Just
GO!" ._.

#inanafricanhouse your dad will
say "come to my room now" yu
immediately start thinking of the
bad things you've done the whole
week

#InAnAfricanHouse Jumping over
chairs & sliding under tables to
avoid beatins (imagine say Usain Bolt na ur father, b4 u run e don reach door). Temple Run.....
Education / Re: Uniben Releases Admission Status For 2012/2013 Session by uprigtd: 1:58pm On Aug 09, 2012
passionate88:

OPEYEMI... JUST YOUR PAYMENT DETAILS THAT WAS SHOWN... YOUR PUTME SCORES, AGG. NO ADMISSION STATUS


I GUES I AV 2KIP UP WIF PRAYAZ
Jokes Etc / Re: Molue Tales. . . . . Lmao by uprigtd: 8:53am On Aug 08, 2012
khanye:
Education / Re: Uniben Releases Admission Status For 2012/2013 Session by uprigtd: 5:58pm On Aug 03, 2012
samluv04: Am tried 2 help u check it bt says invalid credentials

oops! Sorry i made a mistake. Username:putme2012_725034 and password: c7V6XdHj... Pls
Education / Re: Uniben Releases Admission Status For 2012/2013 Session by uprigtd: 5:29pm On Aug 03, 2012
Guys pls help me to chck... Username: putme2012_725084
password: c7V6XdHj..
Jokes Etc / Re: Lazy Swagged Thiefs by uprigtd: 6:12pm On Aug 01, 2012
Where d joke? *stil searchin*
#smh
Culture / Re: Warri Parables: Words Of Our Popsi's by uprigtd: 9:16pm On Jul 25, 2012
oboi ye... Na d only thread wey make my soldier salute... To God na una don make me laff.... Area! Area!! Area!!! Who say our water no go boil no go c matches sef... I pray dz threat rexurate...

Jokes Etc / Re: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by uprigtd: 1:31pm On Jul 18, 2012
D faNz R sOBIng, ekeROYAL has nAW NAw diED...
Computers / Re: Get Googleplus Invitation Now by uprigtd: 1:19pm On Jul 15, 2011
d14short@yahoo.com
Foreign Affairs / Re: Breaking News: Japan Hit By A New Earthquake Of 7.4, Tsunami Warning Issued by uprigtd: 7:40pm On Apr 07, 2011
Arrgh! My 1st day on NL starts with earthquake? God help Japan  embarassed

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