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Foreign AffairsRe: Israel To Macron: "You Are A Disgrace For Aiding Our Enemies" by Uptheante(m): 7:27pm On Oct 16, 2024
alcuin:
Do you know who and what France is and the territories France owns directly and in directly in the world? France will level Israel in hours.
The same France that got their asses kicked out of Mali, Burkina Faso & Niger?
The same France that was soundly defeated by Germany & occupied during 2nd world war & had to depend on USA, Britain & the Soviet Union to push out the Germans?
Remember that Israel also has nukes & will never hesitate to use it on France if their existence is threatened.
Even before that, the US will never sit idly by & watch France destroy Israel assuming they can (by the way, they can't).
Bleep France, that is in bed with terrorists
FamilyRe: Married People, Do You Face Great Temptation To Cheat? by Uptheante(m): 4:50pm On Oct 13, 2024
slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar
If you don first work for hotel
Na there you go know say this question na stupid question

If not that I'm controlling myself one woman that is married is willing to bang me...I will try and control myself...but someone told me before that the sweetness that comes with banging a married woman is second to non...they are so matured and sweet..

I just pray I won't fall...I have a feeling I will fall...below is our chat for sometime now...have been trying to prevent the sex from happening...but the problem with women as they demand for it or show interest and you do not reciprocate they might start disliking you
If this chat is actually real & not just a mere fabrication just to get attention; then I must say that you have already bleeped the woman emotionally, remaining just the physical act
RomanceRe: Infection Spree: I Am Done Having Sex by Uptheante(m): 2:36pm On Oct 13, 2024
Once upon a time, pple, including myself were advising you about the risks associated with unprotected sex but you waived our advice & warnings aside.
You were acting true to your name & you threw caution to the winds.
Now you have learned your lesson, albeit in a halfway.
RomanceRe: Calabar Girls Have Gone International And May Take Your Husband If You Are Not ? by Uptheante(m): 11:55am On Oct 10, 2024
Macphenson:
My brother you are not far from the truth. Theres this fine Calabar babe in my street. She is also a nurse. Saw her one day and followed her to her house. She cooked soup with not much of ingredients, When she finished and told me to come and eat, I declined because I felt the food was not going to meet my standard. She got annoyed with me, when I sensed that my not eating the food might deprive me of kpekus, I just decided to eat small.

On tasting the food, it was so delicious that I ate up everything. After eating, this babe knacked the living day light out of me. Her kpekus was so tight and sweet and she is very good in riding.

After the knacking I begged her to do another eba for me. And after that another round of intense knacking.

When we were done, I told her to pack the remaining soup for me as I gave her money to cook another one.
Since then I cant stop thinking of that girl. The good food and the good knacking. Sometimes I fear if I never chop konomi.
I give it to Calabar and Akwa Ibom girls especially the Ibibio tribe.
Dream on grin
CultureRe: Anambra Women: Beauty With Brains by Uptheante(m): 5:29am On Oct 10, 2024
Igbo women are generally very beautiful.
May God continue to bless Igbo women all over the world.
PoliticsRe: You Will Be My Distraction: Natasha Akpoti On Why A Big Man Couldn't Employ Her by Uptheante(m): 11:15am On Oct 05, 2024
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SmartPolician:
Natasha has to be the most beautiful elected government official in the history of this country!
What of Bianca Ojukwu?
PhonesRe: Lady Confronts Phone Charging Man Who Labels Her Power Bank ‘Ashawo’ (Photos) by Uptheante(m): 11:06am On Sep 23, 2024
sreamsense:
Aboki was not verse in choice of words he could quickly use to identify the phone, he used the lady prositute-like dressing and his sharia mentality to fabricate urgent name without ever thinking of what may be the repercussions due to his level of illiteracy. Though, good as the lady express herself, but when she gets home in her closet, she should reflect on what happened and what exactly triggered such.

She should correct herself in indecent dressing because even though God used aboki to preach to her, she needs to understand that there are many men that will be thinking the same things in their minds as they see her, but won't talk out. She should make a change in her future dressing, aboki didn't really mean to offend her, it was his level of education and the choice of word he could quickly fabricated to identify her phone
Such a girl will never change, na her type we dey see for news say ritualists kill for hotel
RomanceRe: One Million Naira Budget: Strictly Fvck Without Emotions by Uptheante(m): 9:13am On Sep 23, 2024
Why are you giving us all these information?
PhonesRe: Lady Confronts Phone Charging Man Who Labels Her Power Bank ‘Ashawo’ (Photos) by Uptheante(m): 9:09am On Sep 23, 2024
But she looks, dress & behave like ashawo, from the video grin
For the aboki guy to get mind write ashawo for her power bank, then it must be that he don knack her before or he knows men wey dey knack her. grin
PoliticsRe: Cooking Gas In Niger Delta Reaches N16,500, The Highest In Nigeria. by Uptheante(m): 9:00am On Sep 23, 2024
Dogalmighty17:
How is something that is produced under the soil of the niger delta more expensive there than in the North? What kind of upside down economics is this?
because your southern brothers who market the product are very greedy for profit.
Northerners on the other hand are content with the little profit they get from selling such to their pple.
That's why most products are often cheaper in the north than in the south.
RomanceRe: Brothels Or Holes by Uptheante(m): 8:00am On Sep 22, 2024
Louis8796:
I visited a brothel today,it was today I discovered that some girls are expecting when it comes to sex, imagine a girl not scrimming after the force I used in her pussy.To all the guys in this please comment your experience in brothels,I am online.
They are used to different kinds & sizes of dick & different tempo & stamina of sex from all kinds of men.
No dick can be too big for ashawo & no dick can be too small & no stamina can be too much for ashawo as long as the money is worth it.
Na you go tire last last grin
RomanceRe: Omo See As Dem Dey Fụck For Alausa ehhnn... by Uptheante(m): 11:47am On Sep 21, 2024
stunnert:
I once worked in an hotel in G.r.a Ikeja. A lot of gov't officials engage in serial fornication and adultery with their colleagues.

I once fvcked a very Hot gov't worker in her mid fifties when her colleague couldn't show up as he had other engagement with his wife. I satisfied her and got a hefty tip

The op is right. He just doesn't know how to explain it in a proper manner
Dream on grin
RomanceRe: Omo See As Dem Dey Fụck For Alausa ehhnn... by Uptheante(m): 5:56pm On Sep 20, 2024
sacajawea:
More than 80% of Married women and all, young and old. All of them do it.
Dem dey fvck anyhow
Their husbands no dey around, abi na wetin cause am?
RomanceRe: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Uptheante(m): 6:55am On Sep 19, 2024
Smartb0y:
Lol, it's just the rule of life.
You have to sacrifice something for something.

If he takes her out,high tendency she'll ruin him.
My bro was telling me that Nigerian women in UK got the highest call rate for domestic abuse.
Any small thing, they'll call police grin

So there's always something to sacrifice.
Either she ruin herself here or she ruins him there.
The lesser evil is to leave her in Nigeria, then let him work hard & save money for himself.
Whenever he's done staying abroad & comes back to Nigeria permanently, he should divorce her & marry a new wife
RomanceRe: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Uptheante(m): 10:41am On Sep 18, 2024
JESHAL007:
Smart guy
If he leaves her in Nigeria, she will be bleeped by different kinds of men
TravelRe: Nigerian Women Languishing In Libyan Prison Call For Help (Video) by Uptheante(m): 5:28am On Sep 11, 2024
Fujiyama:
^^^
This separation of Nigerian men from women serves no purpose, really.

Some (both men and women) ended up in Libya lured by false promises of easy passage to Europe. When those promises didn't materialize, their journey turned into a hellish nightmare. There is a thriving trade in migrants and they are traded from one gang to another. Rape and torture is standard.

Some other illegal migrants (male and female) knew their journey wasn't legit but they went ahead anyway.

The point is: what's going to be done to help them? Making a distinction between the men and the women doesn't help anyone at this point.
Bro let's not deceive ourselves.
Since they all knew that their journey wasn't legit yet they took the risk, then they should face whatever rape or torture that comes their way. That's the consequence of undertaking risky illegal & foolhardy adventure that has only a slim chance of success.
Honestly, I have no sympathy for them especially the females among them.
Those females can't pretend not to know that they are likely going to end up as prostitutes but they still signed up the deal all because of greed for money & lack of contentment.
They also know that such a journey is quite risky for females because of their feeble nature & vulnerability to be raped in the desert, but they still took the risk.
It might interest you to know that most of them paid hefty sums of money to the get on such journeys. I'm talking about millions of naira that they could have prudently used to start up something beneficial to them in Nigeria, but greed & lack of contentment wouldn't allow them.
Some even sold up their properties to get money for that.
Even the ones that manage to successfully get to Europe, still end up engaging in prostitution especially the women, thereby tarnishing the image of Nigeria.
In summary, I have no sympathy for them & to me, the Nigerian govt shouldn't waste it's money on such pple. They should be allowed to serve their jail terms then the Libyan govt should deport them back to Nigeria.
By the way, none of them was deceived. It's just a lie that they spew anytime things go awry for them over there
TravelRe: Japa Dilemma: How Can This Be Resolved? by Uptheante(m): 7:41pm On Sep 10, 2024
You are really in a big dilemma & your case is like chosing between the devil & the deep blue sea. My reasons are as follows:

1. If you take her with you abroad, she will most likely take advantage of the laws there that favour females & deal with you ruthlessly. She may even get you deported. because you actually told us that her character is not really palatable.

2. If you decide to leave her in Nigeria while sending her money to be taking care of herself & the kids, Nigerian men go knack her woto woto. That money wey you dey send her will enable her better herself for those men that will be drilling her mercilessly.
After all, you will not be around to monitor her doings. Some Nigerian guys dey like drill married women toto & you won't be around her physically to ascertain if she's faithful or she dey collect preeq. A guy fit dey knack her doggy style while you are on phone with her professing your undying love for her. grin
She fit dey swallow person sperm while telling you how she's sick with malaria. grin

Actually, I have no solution to this your dilemma. I'm only informing you about what you should expect in case you chose to either bring her abroad with you or leave her in Nigeria.
However, there's still a slight possibility that none of these scenario I've painted will happen if you bring her with you abroad or if you leave her in Nigeria.
TravelRe: Nigerian Women Languishing In Libyan Prison Call For Help (Video) by Uptheante(m): 7:17pm On Sep 10, 2024
Fujiyama:
^^^
Hundreds (if not thousands) of Nigerian men are also detainees in Libyan jails and detention camps.
If at all what you typed is true, then they are the ones who truly deserve pity & help from the govt. because I believe they were on their way to hustle for better life for their families.
It's rare to hear a Nigerian man engaging in criminal activity in Libya, unlike the thousand of Nigerian girls engaging in prostitution there
TravelRe: Nigerian Women Languishing In Libyan Prison Call For Help (Video) by Uptheante(m): 4:14pm On Sep 10, 2024
manuelkel:
Bros, forget that thing, all these countries you mentioned are they detained like this?
Libya is not happy with Nigeria at all no sentiments, try and watch the video you will understand they are being held against their odds, no crime, why not deport them or charge them to court? We have law but unfortunately Nigerian embassy is the most irrelevant portfolio ever.
You said they are detained with no crime?
Is prostitution not a criminal activity on its own?😏
Did the Libyan authorities force them to come to Libya for prostitution?
If the Libyan authorities are not happy with Nigerians in general as you claim, then why are we not seeing other Nigerians both old & young men also being locked up like this?
Why is it only these set of Nigerian women?
TravelRe: Nigerian Women Languishing In Libyan Prison Call For Help (Video) by Uptheante(m): 4:03pm On Sep 10, 2024
manuelkel:
Is it only Nigerians that are prostituting around the world? Do you have jobs for them? They are as same as guys indulging in internet fraudsters.
Out of 100 black prostitutes in Libya, Italy, France, Mali, Ivory coast, Togo, Spain, Ghana, etc; 80 of them are Nigerian girls.
Their own is just too much & too embarrassing.
Na only them dey suffer?
TravelRe: Nigerian Women Languishing In Libyan Prison Call For Help (Video) by Uptheante(m): 3:56pm On Sep 10, 2024
Na prostitution carry them go there.
We don preach & advice against travelling abroad for prostitution under the guise of working in hair saloon or working in hotels but they no gree hear because ashawo dey their blood. They cannot be content with what they have in Nigeria.
So, we no send.
They should keep on languishing in those Libyan prisons while getting their kpekus ploughed by those Libyan guys for free.
That serves them right.
TravelRe: Awka Fun City Gradually Taking Shape(video& Photos) by Uptheante(m): 3:44pm On Sep 10, 2024
Ebubu:
White elephant project. This is not the need of Anambra state. This is supposed to be private sector driven. Government has no basis to be engaging in building hotels or recreation center. Is thriving landmark owned by govenrment? Some things are better left for private sector

Anambra's single lane and dilapidated, narrow roads need to be dualised. Tiny one lane roads yappa for Anambra state. And they're not even tidy .
What's your business with Anambra that you are so concerned about the type of projects to be executed there?
HealthRe: Update: I Finally Did This To Myself Due To Gonorrhoea by Uptheante(m): 6:47am On Sep 08, 2024
BigDickProblems:
Swollen lymph nodes are usually associated with HIV. Go for a test Bro


When I see people freak for this sex of a thing I just laugh. The reward for your cravings is what you get when you can't control yourself. I am always grateful to God for making me this kind of person I am. I hardly have any sexual attraction to most girls. My spec is always very rare. In a thousand girl, I might not find my spec. From their fingers to their toe nails, their skin color, to their teeth, armpit, smell etc.

Omo B4 I find a girl to say I want to sex, it could take me many months or even a year. This is why I miss my Ex.

Sex is just overrated. Whenever I have a call girl, I only ask for handjob (and she must have beautiful fingers). That's all.
Oga you are just scaring the young man.
Swollen lymph nodes (lymphadenopathy) in HIV infection are mostly found in the arm pit ( axillary lymph nodes) or in the neck (cervical lymph nodes).
The guy mentioned swollen nodes in the joint of his leg which I'm guessing it to be his knee joint. If I'm right, the swollen lymph nodes will be behind his knee joint (popliteal lymph nodes). Such lymphadenopathy can be due to other bacterial, fungal or viral infections, it's not an indication of HIV infection.
Take a chill pill bro.
Yes, swollen lymph nodes are associated with HIV infection, but the location of the swollen lymph nodes is important.
If you have an infectious injury in your toe, you will most likely have swollen lymph nodes in your groin (inguinal lymph nodes)
Will that mean you have HIV? No smiley
In HIV infection, the most common site of lymphadenopathy is in the cervical lymph nodes (in the neck), not in the popliteal region.
HealthRe: Update: I Finally Did This To Myself Due To Gonorrhoea by Uptheante(m): 6:27am On Sep 08, 2024
Hezzyluv:
Chai...

This few minutes of sex enjoyment doesn't worth the stress atall.

The last lady I had raw sex was December last year. I went and bought antibiotics that very day. If i have headaches den, i asked myself, could it be +HIV? I almost died of hear attack. 😂

To make mater worse, the evening new paper senior me by far... fyn she no fyn only for her to called me weeks later that, she couldn't see her monthly visitor. shocked shocked shocked

I prayed and promised I would never do such again and God delivered me from that woman's hand.

Since that day I packed my breek for boxers ooo I no fit shout grin

Just imagine the stress I went 2ru vs the few minutes pleasure?
Them forbid you to use condoms for sex?
PoliticsRe: Fire Rocks Katsina Government House by Uptheante(m): 3:44pm On Sep 02, 2024
Kenobsky:
The place I did my NYSC PPA in 2014 during governor Ibrahim Shema.
That year Katsina state things are too cool but now a war zone.

Pray for Katsina state.
Who asked you?
FoodRe: These Are Rare Fruits That Are Found In The North And Their Health Benefits by Uptheante(m): 5:38am On Aug 31, 2024
aylipple:
Goruba, I meant to type. Every fruit you mentioned in the video, I’ve eaten. The other ones you mentioned below, I may not be familiar with their local names but I’m sure I’ve had a taste of at one time or the other.

For instance, there’s tsamiya (tamarind), there’s this other one that’s in like a long pod, brownish that you lick & throw away the seed or soak in water from which (if I recall correctly now) dawa dawa is made? Can’t remember the exact local name now.

And so on and so forth.
The tsamiya is sour & it is used in making kunu n shinkafa ( kunu made with rice)
The one that is long in a pod that you lick & throw the seed is called doruwa.
Yes you are right, dawa dawa ( right Hausa pronunciation is daddawa) is made from it

There's one other fruit called giginya. This one is from a tree that grows as tall as palm trees.
The fruit itself is reddish in colour & juicy & has a sweet unique flavour. The size of this fruit is as bigger than a coconut. The seed is hard
Normally, after sucking the juicy flesh (which is fibrous) , the hard seed is buried.
After about 1 year, the seed which has already germinated, is digged up & the root sapling ( or whatever agriculturalists call it, because I don't know the right English name for it), is washed & boiled & eaten as 'muruci'.
The muruci (muruchi if you are pronouncing it)
Is tender & fibrous....
You often see Hausa girls hawking it in trays in the north.
I don't know if you are also familiar with all these. grin
FoodRe: These Are Rare Fruits That Are Found In The North And Their Health Benefits by Uptheante(m): 7:22pm On Aug 30, 2024
aylipple:
Very educative video; took me down memory lane. Goruwa used to be a favourite back in the day inspite of its very hard outer flesh.
It's Goruba not goruwa
Have you ever eaten other rare northern fruits like:
adua,
kadanya,
dinya,
jinin kafiri
atule,
kokon biri?
Do you know kuka? I mean the white one that is grounded into powder & sugar is added to it to make it neutralize it's sourness.
This kuka I'm talking about is not the green one that Hausa pple cook as miyan kuka ooh.

If you really stayed in the north & You mingled & fraternized with them without showing disdain for their foods, you would probably know most of these fruits I mentioned.

There are other unique northern delicacies like: fura da nono, masa, awara, dakuwa, alewa, alakakabo, hanjin ligidi, gurasa, etc.....
CrimeRe: Awesu Mojisola Morufat Murdered: Pastor Ogunse And Son Arrested by Uptheante(m): 2:47pm On Aug 21, 2024
ngwaIgbo223:
This is very bad.. Nigerians are very heartless, I've warned my daughter never to talk to them or date them while in Nigeria for holiday... the virginity test must go on till she is 22 years.

I can't handle my pretty daughter to any devil there in the name of love and nationality.

I love Nigeria but hate evil Nigerians.


Kiss the Truth.
After 22 , she's free to knack abi? grin

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