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Unlimitk:
Based on my experience
I'm a Yoruba guy
But Calabar akwa ibom girls are easy to Bleep
Like it's easy to get them to Bleep,not much wahala
But they don't have strength
And if u last too much they will be complaining
But igbo girls,those ones u will have to use sense to get
Igbo girls get strength
Like,na u go tire
Any round u want,many styles
U can do doggy no complaints,they will even be asking u if u want to go another round
So based on my assumptions,igbo girls get strength in sex,akwa Ibom girls are easy to get to Bleep
I've been with 3 akwa Ibom girls and like 4 igbo girls
So this is based on my experience

phemmylink:
HOW DO YOU MEAN?

phemmylink:
It was not a funny situation on that fateful day, a day I will never forget in a jiffy, I went visiting my then "afesono's" folks, we where in a clandestine relationship, nobody knew we were dating for almost a year, nobody knew fa. Omo olomo didn't want attention.

My dove knows how to keep secrets, we had secret codes of communication but on that day to remember I forgot about the time, mehn we really had loads of fun in those days and we still do now with my daughter joining the mix.

She suggested I sleep over, but I had to go, I had to send some reports to Oga Pascal, it was almost 11pm her "angwa" was dark and to top it off NEPA made sure the moon was the only source of illumination.

In other for her not to trek back alone, her younger brother( my now bro in-law) had to tag along in other for him to chaperone my queen back home. So on our way to the main road where I will take keke to my stop, we heard shouts not too far from us about some group of boys pursuing a suspected thief from the main road not too far from us, and as law abiding citizens we reduced pace in order for them to chase whoever it is pass us so we can go on our own way without interference. If I had known what was about to happen sha, omo the story long o.

If I had known, I would have listen to her and pass the night at her folks place, but God used this experience to teach me a lesson, only God knows why I needed to suffer for me to hear "word" from God. I no dey hear word o, most people know say I stubborn gan.

Before we could say "Bala blu", my brother in-law freaked out and sprinted off like a Hussein Bolt ahead of the pack and this goons chasing after the suspected thief, and suddenly, others joined in the chase and they stopped chasing the thief, (more of these goons chasing the park joined from a burukutu joint close to the road) changed course and started chasing after my brother in-law, this boy overtook the thief, and took his place.

Till date I don't really know why bros ran like thief, what or which spirit entered him, may be spirit of Elijah sha, after that incident, it was weird coz he couldn't explain what got into him.

OK sha, the whole thing was getting more heated up and interesting when they couldn't catch up with him, and we also have to run after him, calling & shouting his name, only God knows why he was running like muribay & why he couldn't stop. my babe was shouting "he is not a thief oooo" he's my brother ooo! Muribay stop! Muribay oooo. Him name no b Muribay. (*Muribay is a pseudo name.)

When they couldn't catch up with him, and the thief who was their person, as in the thief ran home, in other to cover him up, they pounced on me, and me being the only foreigner in their midst, ofcourse they couldn't catch up with my bro in-law too, he was long gone, gunners Lomo.

These dude brought out clubs and sticks and started clubbing me, me that didn't know anything, they started ranting in Hausa that I am the thief, my queen left her bro and covered me up, started calling their names because the are all her area boys in her lungu

It wasnt funny anymore, the reality here is that I was being lynched, far away from home, in the dead of the night, for minding my own business, this is Nigeria, jungle justice style, awon werey fe PA Ina

Jesus, I was scared, beaten, battered but this girl didn't leave my side fa, she took alot of beatings and blows too, and to make matters worse, I didn't understand all the Hausa rants, I was confused..

They have to stop beating me shitless because of her and the whole rubbish happened within 30mins, I already had numerous koko on my head. The whole thing cleared off, and they stepped back after an elderly man brought my bro in-law back after he was caught hiding in his poultry. Na only God know why he didn't run home.

The dude didn't run home, he ran pass his father's house and went to hide in a poultry shed, when they brought him back and also recognized he was not the actual thief we had to head back home to sleep and report case to my wife's mom, I was really dealt with, I received enough kondo for head.

I recieved the beating of my life, that night God showed me my wife! I could not afford to loose this selfless girl that took blows on my behalf, covered me, shielded me from my enemies... So #Sept5 in a few weeks baby, It's always a day to specially celebrate my lovely you.

Toosure70:
that is ipob and Boko Haram experience combined

BeigJawnson:
It is clearly written there that it is Taraba, why asking fooli$h question by mentioning Anambra? Bigot, see what you've got...

Jayhome24:
I'm now suspecting northen Nigeria women and people of Kenya ad Uganda are likely to be genetically connected because its only in Kenya or Uganda or northern part of Nigeria you hear strange news like this.

BABANGBALI:
I fear Hausa people pass anyone. That's why I no wan go near Leemzyy

Toosure70:
Effect of insecurities in the north, seeing too much blood of people killed made the animal heartless.

ravensckar:
I hope I'm seeing properly? A 28 year old lady With a BODY COUNT of almost 20?

For a lady to garner such amount of body counts points to several things;

1- She could be a loose girl who can't keep her legs closed. i.e Cheerful giver.

2- She could be a dumbo who isn't hard to deceive. i.e those Indomie & Egg kinda b1tch.

3- She could be an immoral girl who sees no big deal in getting laid by any guy she's casually dating. i.e those sarewagba kinda girl.

If you cannot see anything wrong with any of the above, then, you need to go for a MENTAL EVALUATION because you're obviously low on cerebral fuel.

Funny enough, if you investigate further, you'll realize it's way more than 20. Most of today's guys didn't really learn anything from their Dads. May God never allow me raise a foo.l for a son.

99thEnemy:
No nation beats the United States in Naval and Air superiority.

Bacteria8:
But truth be said...

Why didn't the Northerners protest like this during Buhari's 8 years of disaster ??

Because he's their son ??

englishmart:
No be me go jonse like that. If I need kpekus badly, I fit trek to Obalende with 3000 for pocket. Take 2 bottles of beer, pay 300 for room then Knack her 1500 for the knacking. That is if she fine o. If not na 1k I go spend both for knacking and room. As in 300 for room, 700 for knacking.

Nazgul:
Sadly the topless guy in the first picture has been arrested.

Leemzyy:
What is that stuff?

dkidd:
Something similar happened to me in Abuja back then. A strange lady with a little child that I accommodated that night. After midnight I woke up to her standing over me in the dark and staring deeply. My hairs on my body stand omor but I quickly comport myself and asked her what's going on she said she couldn't sleep. Me leave bed for u and ur son sleep for bare rug yet u no fit sleep. I just got up, tied one fat Jumbo, went to the veranda and blaze up. Came back in on laptop begin busy myself. No be me them go kpai for sleep. I later heard she was an ex nollywood actress but hand dey meet her back then. Forgotten her name though but she was showing me some old pictures of movie scenes with more popular actors. One night turn one week for my crib. I begin take care of woman and her child wey I no know from anywhere. The day she left was like Christmas to me lol. My eyes have seen

tishbite42:
I no dey waste time
Most of my church members no know me sef

BeyondCertainty:
Abscond ?

A masculine man will NOT, he's expected to walk away/ end the marriage or relationship if the woman can't keep to those roles.

BeyondCertainty:
If you are asking for the role of a woman in a relationship/ marriage.

It's simple - be respectful, allow the flow of love in intimacy and she should remain chaste.

Deprincess4321:
ur not talking like a guy,,am a girl bt i wil never advice dis guy to go beg her,fr wat?Wats his offence that his wife dosnt plce value on herself? What should he beg her for if i may ask? If ur my brother i wil advice u to take the baby to ur mother or invite her around to hlp u take care of the bby while you do ur business,wen she is tired of rubbishing herself,u ask her to park her things n live ur house,,her eye is outside already,d is ntin u cn do,move on with ur life,,tomoro d wil say nigerian girls,,mitcheew

BeyondCertainty:
4Ps of a relationship/ marriage -

Provide
Protect
Precede
Penetrate

If a man is not capable of all the aforementioned then he has no business dating a woman or going into marriage.

Curious345:
And still underdeveloped to this day