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CrimeRe: Police Officer Found Dead In Abuja Hotel After Sex Encounter by Uptheante(m): 3:22pm On Jan 21, 2025
Who says Hausa girls no dey do hookup? grin
RomanceRe: Why So Much Hatred On Single Mothers? (photos) by Uptheante(m): 8:14am On Jan 19, 2025
Fahvvy:
It's funny how the preferences of a man in a woman are always painted as "evil" or demeaned in some way undecided...

So because men don't want single mothers, it now translates to "hatred"? undecided...

I guess women who want rich men, "hate" broke men undecided...

Or women who want tall men, "hate" short men undecided...

Or women who love dark guys, "hate" fair guys undecided...

Maybe y'all females should look up the word "preference" undecided...

And my take on single mothers?
Let them go and hook up with the man who got them pregnant undecided...

I mean, if he's good enough to open your legs for, then he should be good enough to raise the child both of you made undecided...

Or better still, find yourself a single father and stop crying online that men hate you when you simply don't meet the standards of men undecided...
20 crates of your favourite drink, 2 cows, & a brand new Rolls-Royce for you.
You are so apt in your analysis
RomanceRe: I Dated A Married Woman Once, And We Were Caught by Uptheante(m): 3:47pm On Jan 18, 2025

RomanceRe: Women Will Always Be Women by Uptheante(m): 5:50am On Jan 15, 2025
Samantha125:
One fourteen years old girl is already chasing after my fifteen years old nephew... I used to hear them last year talking about how obsessed this girl was with my nephew, but I didn't take them seriously, until earlier this month when I was at home and I was with my nephews and nieces when this girl couldn't stop calling.

Even though my nephew kept ignoring her calls, she kept calling until this nephew of mine gave his phone to his female cousin who's the same age as him... We asked her to put the phone on loud speaker so we can hear what she wants... She just kept blushing over the phone and hardly said anything ... She called like ten times.

We immediately started advising my nephew about sex, contraception, and the importance of abstainance...😂😂😂
Story that never happened......... grin
PoliticsRe: Peter Mbah Congratulates New Ohanaeze Leadership, Says Ndigbo Stronger Together by Uptheante(m): 4:27pm On Jan 13, 2025
SSpeter:
The Igbo race is not one homogeneous people. Different descendants came down to the region and settled there. Thereafter adopting Igbo as their identity. A neighbouring town in my community bears "Ife" of course they were a descendants from the other side of the Nigeria but today they are Igbos. There are descendants from almost every area of southern Nigeria that migrated to the region, which also explains our lack of Kingship. There is no one Igbo ancestor, rather we have a conurbation of settlements that were geographically defined as Igbo
The Igbo race is not one homogeneous race Abi?
That means there are Yoruba & probably Fulani & Hausa descendants among you that have adopted Igbo right? grin
PoliticsRe: Peter Mbah Congratulates New Ohanaeze Leadership, Says Ndigbo Stronger Together by Uptheante(m): 4:17pm On Jan 13, 2025
tutudesz:
Everybody take note O!
Ebuka, those tribes you mentioned as Igbos have consistently denied being Igbo.
Why are you forcing them to be ?
How can you force a fish to be a frog?
PoliticsRe: Peter Mbah Congratulates New Ohanaeze Leadership, Says Ndigbo Stronger Together by Uptheante(m): 4:15pm On Jan 13, 2025
Ojiofor:
I will believe you when Ikwerre man becomes Oba of Bini as descendants Benin runaway prince.Why not?
If you are sensible enough you should have known that there are certain royal families that are enshrined with the right to produce king's or Oba as the case may be.
If Ikwerre pple don't belong to such royal families, how can they be able to produce Oba of Benin & go against Benin customs?
Even in your Igbo land, is it every Igbo family that produce Igwe or Obi of Onitsha?
PoliticsRe: Peter Mbah Congratulates New Ohanaeze Leadership, Says Ndigbo Stronger Together by Uptheante(m): 9:42am On Jan 13, 2025
ElevationD:
At least this settles the argument claiming that Ikwerres are not Igbos. With Senator Azuka Mbata and the PG of Ohanaeze, hopefully Ikwerre people can freely and conpletely associate with their fellow Igbo brothers all over the world.
For the fact that a bat chose to fly & associate with birds, doesn't remove the fact that it's not a bird but a mammal.

For the fact that some Ikwerre folks chose to associate with Igbos, speak Igbo & even head Igbo organisations, does not make remove the fact that they are not Igbos but Benin descendants.
RomanceRe: Abeg, Do you like her? by Uptheante(m): 4:34am On Jan 13, 2025
goran3310:
Broke? She's a woman. She shouldn't have money. You should have it. She's empty because she's been tortured through life. That's okay.
Any law that prohibits women from having money?
RomanceRe: Abeg, Do you like her? by Uptheante(m): 4:34am On Jan 13, 2025
goran3310:
She is not fat and that is very good. She has been tortured through life. She is not an indecisive person.
She knows what she wants. Average black beauties. In any case, she is more attractive than some fat, sweaty women.
More pictures.
All this ass licking so that she go pity you & give you her expired kpekus grin
RomanceRe: Why Do Ladies Use Breasts To Harass Men On Public Vehicles by Uptheante(m): 4:30am On Jan 13, 2025
dkidd:
Lol mumu man... If U go AAU in the late 90s to early 2000s U will know there's nothing special about my story.that story.
I know it happens but this your own story na lie grin
RomanceRe: Why Do Ladies Use Breasts To Harass Men On Public Vehicles by Uptheante(m): 11:55pm On Jan 12, 2025
Silentgroper:
they carry a maximum s two passengers .. could be a man and a man, a woman and a woman too ... You could choose to pay for two though so the bike man carries only you to the destination...
In the north it's always one passenger, nothing like maximum of 2 passengers.
If you enter 2 with another person, it's your choice not okada man's decision
RomanceRe: Why Do Ladies Use Breasts To Harass Men On Public Vehicles by Uptheante(m): 11:34pm On Jan 12, 2025
Dogalmighty17:
First time I experienced that nonsense was in Ota Ogun State. I had climbed bike. Oya move now, he said passenger never complete. Wtf? It only made meaning when i saw that the other bikes were carrying two each. It was one smelly skank that came to join me on the bike sha. Couldn't wait for her to drop the fu(c)k off.
In the north, the normal is 1 passenger on one Okada.
No Okada man in the north will insist that you must pair with another passenger; unless if you are the one who categorically tell him you want to pair with another person.
RomanceRe: Why Do Ladies Use Breasts To Harass Men On Public Vehicles by Uptheante(m): 11:29pm On Jan 12, 2025
Silentgroper:
well we are more liberal in the south west ... No be all of us wey dey sit down for woman back naim preeq dey stand .. Besides, the situation is overrated .. Except a woman with exceptional large backside ... Niggas that love wearing thick material jean like me no dey feel anything.. Most times, the male sits at the front ....
It's not the matter of being liberal or conservative.
Generally, in the north 2 adult passengers of opposite gender don't sit on okada together, whether Christian or Muslim.
In fact if you come to the north & try to enter okada with a woman, it will look strange/weird to an average northerner, whether she sits in front or behind you, doesn't matter.
2 male passengers on Okada is however, normal in the north, but they must have known each other, maybe friends or brothers; not 2 strangers.

Is it that Okada are so scarce in the south that a man has to pair with a female passenger or is it a cultural thing?

Like, is it not possible for only one man or only one woman to climb Okada in the south?
RomanceRe: Why Do Ladies Use Breasts To Harass Men On Public Vehicles by Uptheante(m): 10:45pm On Jan 12, 2025
Silentgroper:
Dem never label you pervert before .. come south west, if woman no siddin for your back, mske hear wetin happen ...
That's why I like the north in this aspect.
No woman sits with a man as passengers on Okada in the north.
It's either Okada man & one woman passenger or Okada man & one man passenger.
If the passengers are 2, it is always 2 men or 2 women. Simple
RomanceRe: Why Do Ladies Use Breasts To Harass Men On Public Vehicles by Uptheante(m): 10:39pm On Jan 12, 2025
dkidd:
Lol na legbere dey siddon for middle of woman ooo grin. Back then in university when okada still dey enter inside campus and carry two people those girls dey target whom to use catch cruise. They always ride middle while guys sit behind and they start riding ur dick till it's full length and hard. I done use like that straff babe for free. After we boarded same okada she was just literally riding me I just leave JT to rest where she wanted it... In between her ass cheeks and she soft. I can't forget that girl. Her destination was closer so when she got there I had to come down first na so pole stretch for jeans I come stand like who get waist pain she was just smiling. I just told her to forget about the fare. another day i jam her for NFA na she even come meet me. 1 thing lead to 2. we got to her place last last the rest na Gongo Aso... The only girl when want push me for middle make she dey back I gave her the warning of her life and em come be inside campus for bike park. She was insisting and worse at the top of her voice and okada even scarce. Lol after I warned her I asked to Okada to zoom off. Na so she stand dey look like mumu

RomanceRe: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Uptheante(m): 12:23pm On Jan 02, 2025
My own personal opinion which might be unpopular among redpill folks here.

A man can use money to attract a girl of his choice, then use rugged skills to retain her.
This applies to men who do not have the physical appeal, swag, game that bad boys use to hold down girls easily....
This is how it goes:
Mr. Bidemi is a rich guy with plenty of money to spend, cars & houses. However, he's short, obese, often poorly dressed & has thick dark lips, brown teeth & with tribal marks on his face. He's also a nerd.
You can observe that all these physical features are generally undesirable by women.
But Mr. Bidemi's only redeeming grace is that he's stupendously rich.
Now, Mr. Bidemi sees a pretty girl Zainab with big ass, boobs & sexy eyes.
Mr. Bidemi likes the girl & he wishes to have sex with her & even date her if possible; so how does he go about that?
As he's passing with his car on the road in front of his house one day, he spots Zainab strolling along the road, engrossed in her phone chatting with her serious boyfriend.
He slows down, wind down his glass & calls her.
When she turns around & sees him, a short obese ugly guy with brown teeth & thick lips, she feels repulsed initially, but Mr. Bidemi still urges her to come that he won't waste her time. Zainab's emotions was to go & insult him.
But as she approaches his car, she noticed wads of dollar bills sticking out of his pocket. Her mood changes & she becomes curious.
Mr. Bidemi, is not a confident guy with pretty women, but he manages to mumble some few words with a shaky voice.
He manages to invite her to keep him company in his house since he's bored. He promised to sort her out when she's leaving.
After observing that Mr. Bidemi is not really her spec physically & he seems nerdy & uninteresting, her initial thought was to warn him & go away, but she remembers that he has wads of dollars & he's in a posh car & she can benefit from all these.
She decides to give him a try, highest she will follow him to his house watch movies, eat snacks & request money from him to pay her rent & make her hair. She promised herself that she'll never allow such a man to touch her.
She finally enters his car after informing her boyfriend on phone that she's going to see her sick cousin in the hospital.
Upon reaching Mr. Bidemi's house, he served her exotic drinks & snacks, she enjoys his AC & nice scent in his house.


Mr. Bidemi started making his moves & invites her to his bedroom to help him appreciate some new paintings he bought from Italy.
However, his dick was erect but she couldn't notice it, remember she promised herself that she won't allow him touch her.
She enters & finds him sitting on the bed with a short & admiring the paintings.
One thing led to another & Mr. Bidemi started touching her . She tried to put up some resistance but before she could realize what was happening, his short came off & she notices his long hard 9 inches dick.
Finally, he manages to convince her that he'll take care of her needs & her panties came off & he finally had his way. He pounded her so hard & aggressively that she orgasmed twice, something she has never experienced with her past fuckers.
Mr. Bidemi sucked her & pounded her again & again, different styles, his dick massaging all corners of her kpekus & she experienced a pleasure she has never experienced before....
At a point, her serious boyfriend was calling her phone so that he could sympathize with her sick cousin that she said she was visiting in the hospital but she couldn't pick because Mr. Bidemi was deep in her kpekus grin
4 rounds for about gone & he releases deep inside her all the time....
When all was over, Mr. Bidemi gave her 100k with a promise to also settle her rent when it's due.

Gradually, Zainab became accustomed to Mr. Bidemi's house & she comes even uninvited.
Each time, Mr. Bidemi bleeps her anyhow he likes. She aborted 3 times for him.
Her red pilled serious boyfriend in Abuja was Still always doing video calls with her, not knowing what was going on.
Gradually, other girls in the neighborhood that don't greet Mr. Bidemi before, started greeting him when they noticed the pretty girl he's always banging in his house....
Gradually, they all started to compete for Mr. Bidemi & he started fucking about 4 of them+ Zainab.
Gradually, other girls also started wondering why neighborhood girls are flocking to Mr. Bidemi's house & their curiosity & love for competition led them to Mr. Bidemi & he ended up fucking more than 33 girls within a short time. The rumor about his bed skills was another major stimulating factor.
Each time a girl sees him with other pretty girls, her interest in him increases & she easily submits her kpekus to him.
Positive feedback mechanism.......

By this time he doesn't even have to put in much effort or spend much to get pussy because girls keep on flocking to him, trying to outdo each other for his dick & attention.
He could easily yell & insult any girl that asks him for money & they don't leave because they know he has so many options......
Married women also picked interest in him & even found it a thing of pride to be bleeped by Mr. Bidemi that so many women are craving for.
He ended up fucking more than 75 women before he relocated to the UK

In all of these, the initial stimulus was his money. He used it to attract pretty Zainab first, then when other women noticed a pretty girl around him, they also got interested & submitted their kpekus.
Other women also saw his success in banging women & also submitted out of curiosity & love for competition with each other.

My message to niggas who do not have the looks or bad boy skills to attract women, but they have money to entice them is simple.
Use that money, attract a pretty girl (they all like money), then when you have drilled her, make sure other girls see you with her.
They will most likely be attracted to you also & will fall easily. Make sure you also Bleep them well without catching any feeling for any of them.
Each of them will know that you have options & will love to easily submit pussy to you to keep your attention. Their shakara will drop & you may no longer be using money to get kpekus again.
Women like men that other women like & will always compete for such man in a bid to outdo each other

Gracias!
RomanceRe: How Will You Know If A Lady Is A Single Mother, Without Asking Her? by Uptheante(m): 11:23am On Dec 30, 2024
RealityKings1:
There is a line that goes upwards from the private pubic area up their abdomen. It's a line that signifies motherhood... I have forgotten the name the line is called.
Linea nigra
FamilyRe: Unfriendly Neighbours: Narrate Your Worst Experiences Living Close To Them by Uptheante(m): 3:48pm On Dec 19, 2024
kripen:
No matter what your neighbors is your first aid or saviour in time of emergency. Try to live amicably with them even if they are not friendly, to me God knows why he is closest to you as a neighbor.

I planted a tree in my compound you won't believe my neighbor cut it down not that it is even disturbing him or close to our boundary, when I confronted him lo and behold he told me he doesn't like trees close to houses.
Though I have been noticing him doing fetish things all around his house but still I still maintain my relationship with him. Now he is the one giving me water because he just dug borehole, so no matter what try to live amicably with them.
You said you noticed him doing fetish things all around your house, yet he dug borehole & you collect his water?
Hope the water no go affect you negatively 🤔
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Vs Chelsea (3 - 4) On 8th December 2024 by Uptheante(m): 7:06pm On Dec 08, 2024
Enzo Fernandez with the goal
CrimeRe: Tricycle Operator Stabs Brother’s Wife In Anambra (Photos) by Uptheante(m): 11:30pm On Nov 15, 2024
A woman can lay down her life for her son. Such kind of love is unfathomable
CrimeRe: Missing Person � Have You Seen Her. by Uptheante(m): 5:27am On Nov 03, 2024
Probably gone to collect maximum dicking from a big gbola.
She might come back when she's had her fill
CrimeRe: RAPE: Covenantuniversity Former Registrar, Muyiwa Fadugba In New RAPE Allegation by Uptheante(m): 12:31am On Oct 17, 2024
What was she doing in the guesthouse that she claimed she was raped?

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