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Education › Re: You will Look at Africa Differently after Reading This by Uptownerd(op): 11:50am On Aug 25, 2021
Don't stop reading
Education › Re: SS-18 Satan: The Most Powerful ICBM Weapon In Russia And The World? by Uptownerd(op): 11:49am On Aug 25, 2021
Una don try.
Education › Holy Terror: The Day Sinead O'connor Blasted Pope Johnpaul II To Protest Rape by Uptownerd(op): 7:14am On Aug 24, 2021
Sinead O’ Connor, an Irish musician and composer is most popular and famous for her rearrangement of “Nothing Compares 2 U.” by Prince in 1990.

At this time, the Catholic Church has been facing heavy criticism of covering up sexual abuse cases which were reported to them through the respective mediums.

After Sinead was billed to perform at the Saturday Night Live Show, the singer went berserk on stage on 3rd October 1992 and performed Bob Marley’s “War”.

https://uptownerd.com/2021/08/24/holy-terror-the-day-sinead-oconnor-blasted-pope-johnpaul-ii-to-protest-rape-cover-ups/

Literature › Re: Partners: 30% Share Up For Grabs For 10 Writers At Uptownerd (how To Apply) by Uptownerd(op): 5:43pm On Aug 23, 2021
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Celebrities › Re: Bbnaija 2021: Evicted Housemates So Far by Uptownerd(op): 5:41pm On Aug 23, 2021
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Education › Re: You will Look at Africa Differently after Reading This by Uptownerd(op): 5:39pm On Aug 23, 2021
Read and Share.
Romance › Re: What Killed Him - Woman (Nyash), Friend Or Poison? by Uptownerd(op): 5:35pm On Aug 23, 2021
Uzomacharles:
Friend..
What if the girl is his girlfriend or his sister?
Another angle grin
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Ain't they cute?


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Culture › Re: Corpse Refuses Burial As Over 10 Strong Men Struggle To Carry Its Coffin (Video) by Uptownerd: 5:13pm On Aug 23, 2021
Not true
Culture › Re: Corpse Refuses Burial As Over 10 Strong Men Struggle To Carry Its Coffin (Video) by Uptownerd: 5:12pm On Aug 23, 2021
Fake News
Christianity Etc › Re: [EXCLUSIVE] Satirical Liturgy: A Case For Satan [2] by Uptownerd(op): 8:10am On Aug 23, 2021
livingchrist:
Nonsense.
It is appointed once for man to die and after this the judgment.
Repent and believe the gospel
Do you believe in Santa Claus?
Christianity Etc › Re: [EXCLUSIVE] Satirical Liturgy: A Case For Satan [2] by Uptownerd(op): 4:16am On Aug 23, 2021
What do you think?
Christianity Etc › [EXCLUSIVE] Satirical Liturgy: A Case For Satan [2] by Uptownerd(op): 5:17pm On Aug 22, 2021
Cont'd:

During the days leading to the biggest case of the century, thousands of people from across the world came out en masse to show their support for God and Satan. Many thronged out in places like heaven’s gate with placards showing maximum support for God. However, those who felt heaven have caged their rights for years, including restrictions towards their sexual orientation as well as being hindered from having multiple sexual partners pleaded with the People of Earth to modify their Statement of Claim and include their perceived injustice through an anonymous source who didn’t want her name to be in print.

After seeing humans file a case against their lord, demons and witches started a massive campaign to win a lot of public sympathy for Satan. Lilith has urged them to use their allures and powers to ensure all their stooges whom they have been manipulating the laws of nature on their behalf through the years, shows sympathy for Satan. She did this by making sure that most of the videos documenting the tortures of their loved ones are leaked to the media through Lucyleaks. She also got the media heavily hooked on the poor living conditions of the People of Earth imprisoned in hell for minor crimes, but mostly masturbation. Expectedly, this made the People of Earth modify some of their earlier claims, and added more human rights abuses to it. In fact, Lilith ensured one of the souls’s imprisoned in hell for touching his genitals in 47 AD escaped from hell, to be a star witness for the People of Earth in their case against God and Satan.

Meanwhile, all efforts to push the Armageddon agenda by the Litigator-General through the Church of Christmas Day Armageddonians were entirely rebuffed by the People of Earth who threatened to sue Elder 12 for trying to interfere with a case already in court before Chukwu. But, that wasn’t enough though, as they also went ahead to file an injunction preventing him from appearing as God’s counsel for the matter at the appointed date. Due to the urgency of the matter, Chukwu had to grant the order immediately and made it a universal decree that heaven can no longer threaten humans with Armageddon anymore until He says otherwise. For his troubles, the Council of Heaven’s top Senior Advocates were forced to invoke the Rules of Professional Conduct and stripped Elder 12 of his prosecutorial powers. God was so disappointed in him that He sent Elder 12 to the Garden of Eden to live out the rest of his life tending to the beautiful garden. He was surprised though to see Thanos playing ping pong with Adam.

“Don’t be surprised Elder 12. I tried to give them a better future where no one went to bed hungry, but they misinterpreted my intentions and sent more than a dozen of their warriors after me. So, I had to give them a reality where they chopped off my head and snapped me out of existence so I can tend to this beautiful garden with my good friend Adam.” Thanos said, inviting him to come join the game while he brought a jar of nicely brewed vinegar.

As preparations for the D-day heightened and got closer, Chukwu sent an invitation to 12 Elder Gods. Their roles were to oversee the Universe while two of its most important figures appear before him. The forces of Darkness are always lurking around to create doom and Chukwu didn’t want what happened in before repeating itself again.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Uptownerd: 12:13pm On Aug 22, 2021
Romance › Re: What Killed Him - Woman (Nyash), Friend Or Poison? by Uptownerd(op): 11:01am On Aug 22, 2021
But, the dude is not dead yet. What if he turns around and decides not to take the drink anymore? Or knocks the drink over unintentionally?

What if someone saw the friend putting something in his drink? What if what is being put in the drink is not poison? grin
Education › You will Look at Africa Differently after Reading This by Uptownerd(op):
This is an enlightening read:

Take a look at the Arab-Muslim slave trade that promulgated laws to castrate African male slaves while the females are enslaved, raped, violated and bred for reproduction. Today, a huge percentage of same Africans cozy up to Islam which helped legalize the destruction of their homeland and carried a out massive enslavement of their brother's, sisters, father's and mothers; and of course facilitating the spread of Islam since Muslims cannot enslave their brothers.

But, common research shows that, and I am not downplaying the enablement of natives, most Africans who dealt in slave trades couldn't have imagined the type of evil they were handing their kinsmen over to.

In most African cultures, slavery is actually a normal thing, and here is why. People in debt could offer themselves to their debtor as payment until a debt is satisfied and the person will regain their freedom. People who mistakenly killed other people could be offered as replacements to appease the bereaved. Stubborn children were sold as slaves so as to avoid embarrassment to family on extreme occasions.

The lazy in the society could also decide to be slaves to the richer ones so as to have access to daily meals. There were so many ways slavery was going on, and some may not make for good stories. But, the type of slavery that went on across the oceans and seas and the inhumane treatments meted out to this Africans around the 7th century and onwards couldn't have been imagined by their people that enabled the slavery.

Read more =>

You will Look at Africa Differently after Reading This

Romance › What Killed Him - Woman (Nyash), Friend Or Poison? by Uptownerd(op): 9:18pm On Aug 21, 2021
What do you think?

Celebrities › Re: Breaking: Rude Boy Marriage Hits Rock As Wife Files For Divorce by Uptownerd: 11:57am On Aug 20, 2021
Na wa o
Education › Re: SS-18 Satan: The Most Powerful ICBM Weapon In Russia And The World? by Uptownerd(op): 9:25am On Aug 20, 2021
abumeinben:
Have you heard of Satan-2 by same Russia?
You would have known the answer to your question if you read the full article from the link...
Education › SS-18 Satan: The Most Powerful ICBM Weapon In Russia And The World? by Uptownerd(op): 7:37am On Aug 20, 2021
With love from the Soviet Union and the Cold War comes one of the most deadliest weapons of mass destruction, "The ICBM R-36 Voyevoda". The weapon was so powerful that it was nicknamed SS-18 Satan. Well, as you already know, the name Satan seems to connote havoc.

Let's just say that if you are planning an attack against your enemy and realize they have SS-18 Satan capacity, run. Here's why -

The name above was coined by NATO who were afraidof the ICBM's (Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles) ultra-advanced capacity to maneuver aerial defences to deliver strategic hits on target locations anywhere around the world.

Unlike the US "Minuteman III" which has similar features, the ICBM R-36 Voyevoda can carry multiple warheads, making it the most lethal killer loader in military warfare.
https://uptownerd.com/2021/08/20/ss-18-satan-the-most-powerful-icbm-weapon-in-russia-and-the-world/

Celebrities › Re: Bbnaija 2021: Evicted Housemates So Far by Uptownerd(op): 4:13am On Aug 20, 2021
Celebrities › Bbnaija 2021: Evicted Housemates So Far by Uptownerd(op): 2:29pm On Aug 19, 2021
A total of five housemates has been evicted from the show so far in the 6th season of the Big Brother Naija reality TV Show. Ordinarily, the number should have reduced the housemates to 15, but the show presenters introduced a twist after the first eviction show by adding four new housemates same night.

Last week, two housemates said bye-bye to the show after they got the eviction orders from Biggie in the second eviction show of BBNaija 2021 titled “Shine Ya Eyes”. The latest housemate to leave the house is Kayvee. He decided on his own accord to leave the house on health grounds.

https://uptownerd.com/2021/08/19/bbnaija-2021-evicted-housemates-so-far/

Crime › Re: Is yahoo plus and money ritual real? Share your experience by Uptownerd: 11:01am On Aug 18, 2021
MufasaLion:
That guy is a typical African man!
That mentality is so fvckin' bad!
Its very bad... Really bad
Crime › Re: Is yahoo plus and money ritual real? Share your experience by Uptownerd: 5:17am On Aug 18, 2021
somehow:
You see your life
He doesn't owe a friend that both eat and sleep on the same bed what he suddenly did to make money overnight?

This is why some people end up dying the wrong death out of ignorance of not asking the right questions so as to stay alert.

Unfortunately for you and fortunately for some of us, we still value transparency and accountability.

If you can't be transparent and accountable to a friend, why be friends with them?

FYI, not like I needed his money, he's been asking me to move to the UK and that I'd be more valuable there, but I ain't cut out for UK.

Good night.
You should learn how to reason soundly and not linearly. There are more than 6billion+ legal jobs out there in this world and many more untapped ones. There are also zillions of illegal jobs in the world. Your friend could be doing just about anyone of them. So your insistence that he is into juju is irrational at best.

You have not conducted any investigation to discover his actual source of income, so quit with the illogical assertions. It makes you look dumb.
Crime › Re: Is yahoo plus and money ritual real? Share your experience by Uptownerd: 9:48pm On Aug 17, 2021
TheZebra:
Cos some told me themselves, and that's where my story is heading, so relax.
Oh! undecided... Another "Them say" crew.
Crime › Re: Is yahoo plus and money ritual real? Share your experience by Uptownerd: 4:38pm On Aug 17, 2021
TheZebra:
First case: VICKA (Not real name).
We schooled together and after graduation, he started learning a trade. He was into those cheap yahoo until 2019. He got to Abuja, started making large money, now out of Nigeria, married to a white lady.

Second case: Gemini (not real name): Dead broke guy, moved to Edo state, Now a big boy, owns a car and a house, sends 100k to his dad the first day he Hit big, after the dad disowned him, lol.

Third case: Saucy (Not real name). One of the biggest boy on the list. Still in Nigeria, doesn't use road for long travels, always on flight, feeds more than 500 people in the neighborhood, a big spender, always giving back to the hood. When we were still in secondary school, we once had a beef about who has the best swag. I was Bragging with my Timberland and he had just a white canvas. But now he can even buy 1,000 pairs of those timberland without breaking a sweat.

So there are also many cases I can mention here to prove yahoo plus is real, because these guys came from zero, I mean zero to now big boys. Infact they were not even smart or even have High I.Q that will make them scam someone thousands of dollars, definitely there's something involve.

If you are still in doubt about the existence of yahoo plus, then wait for my own personal experience, what I heard and what I was told
How does all this thing's you said prove that Yahoo Plus (Juju or ritual fraud) is real?

You are just making baseless assumptions without stating any fact. You should stop spreading this false stories Online.
Music/Radio › Re: Djooky International Music Awards [register For Free, Application Ends August 15 by Uptownerd(op): 9:23am On Aug 17, 2021
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Romance › Re: BBNAIJA Truth Or Dare 2021: Kisses, Nipple Sucking And D!ck Robbing [video] by Uptownerd(op): 8:39am On Aug 17, 2021
grin
Crime › Re: Taliban Orders Local Leaders To Present List Of Girls Aged Over 15yrs by Uptownerd(op): 8:37am On Aug 17, 2021
promzy555:
Why? O.p for wat reason?
They probably want to start an Afghan late night vigil or something. grin
Crime › Re: Taliban Orders Local Leaders To Present List Of Girls Aged Over 15yrs by Uptownerd(op): 8:36am On Aug 17, 2021
neonly:
There u go der 47 virgins already don land
grin
Crime › Taliban Orders Local Leaders To Present List Of Girls Aged Over 15yrs by Uptownerd(op): 7:58am On Aug 17, 2021
There are alleged reports that the Taliban has ordered Local leaders to make a list of young girls and widows under 45yrs.

It's been gloom and doom in Afghanistan since the news of the Taliban take over of government. Most Western Countries have evacuated their personnel from the region due to the growing situation on ground.

Few hours ago, some Afhgan Nationals were seen trying to stowaway on a US Military aircraft unsuccessfully.

Literature › Re: Partners: 30% Share Up For Grabs For 10 Writers At Uptownerd (how To Apply) by Uptownerd(op): 9:43pm On Aug 16, 2021
Good evening

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