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Sports › Re: Watch Messi Cry As he Confirms Barca Exit In Live Conference by Uptownerd(op): 3:06pm On Aug 08, 2021
Oh!
Crime › Re: Scam: Are “yahoo Boys” Actually Running Mad Or Is There Something Else? by Uptownerd(op): 1:16pm On Aug 08, 2021
gentleman82:
Repent now of your sinful evil ways to avoid spending your eternity in hell fire after you die. Jesus Christ love and warns you to repent and convert now to Christianity to avoid hell fire. Only Jesus Christ can save you by his death on the cross and his blood which washes away your sins, any other ways ( Islam, paganism, Hinduism, atheism, etc) can not save you. Be wise while you still have the chance accept Jesus Christ now and save your soul from hell. Be wiser than Satan and follow the one true God
How true is that?
Sports › In Just Two Months, Messi Has Won Copa America And Left Barca, Critics Shocked by Uptownerd(op): 1:13pm On Aug 08, 2021
Most Messi critics thought he would never leave Barca. Now that he is joining PSG, What will be the next argument?

Sports › Re: Watch Messi Cry As he Confirms Barca Exit In Live Conference by Uptownerd(op): 11:41am On Aug 08, 2021
Idamond:
We're waiting for the video and picture here in Nairaland
Alright
Sports › Watch Messi Cry As he Confirms Barca Exit In Live Conference by Uptownerd(op): 11:28am On Aug 08, 2021
The long awaited D-Day is here, albeit in an unexpected twist of fate. Lionel Messi has confirmed his exit from the club but promised to come back in the future to help the club if they need him.

It was a soul touching moment, as he constantly kept saying that he didn’t know what to say, he said “the words won’t come”.
https://uptownerd.com/2021/08/08/watch-messi-live-press-conference-cries-like-a-child-as-he-confirms-exit/
Sports › Messi Exit: Messi To Hold Press Conference Today As PSG Reach 2yrs Agreement by Uptownerd(op): 11:08am On Aug 08, 2021
According to French publication, Le Parisien, the Paris based side has reached an agreement to sign the Argentine superstar to a two years contract.

The full details of the deal is still sketchy as at the time of this Publication, but it is believed the two parties has come to an understanding.

https://uptownerd.com/2021/08/08/messi-exit-messi-to-hold-press-conference-today-as-psg-reach-2yrs-agreement/

Celebrities › 8 Popular Celebrities Who Love Smoking Weed by Uptownerd(op): 8:03pm On Aug 07, 2021
In the world today, cannabis (weed) is gradually being accepted in the society as a legitimate medicine and safe recreational substance. High profile businessmen, academicians and celebrities are coming out and being honest about their cannabis use. Also, a lot of countries have gone ahead to legalize the famous herb.

The eight [8] celebrities featured in this list have declared how they enjoy their lives smoking weed at one point in time.
https://uptownerd.com/2021/08/07/8-popular-celebrities-who-love-smoking-weed/

Literature › Deep In Your Mind, You Are Empty, Don’t Wanna Be Alone And Love Attention by Uptownerd(op): 6:42am On Aug 07, 2021
SATURDAY MORNING REFLECTIONS


Life is inglorious as I see it, afraid that it might get forgotten. The fear of phasing out of existence must be so devastating; it does everything to keep living.

Why do you live just to die over and over again in a never ending cycle of birth? You latch on to existence whichever way you can only to wither away like the morning dues when the sun wakes up at dawn. You bloom like a rose under the morning lights but your face is forever Hildegard.

You want to keep living forever and ever and therefore you are ready to damn all things to eternal damnation and rebirth, almost like you are playing a joke on your parasitic hold on existence. Life be damned you little piece of shit.

You care not the form you take because you know no structure. You make yourself into shapes and laugh at your ugly faces in the mirror of your own illusion. But, of course you would, after all what’s a joke without a laugh. I would probably laugh at you myself, but I know you would enjoy that too – the one who entertains itself at the expense of existence, an illusionary mirage made real by matter.
But, I guess I wouldn’t like to be in your shoes. I actually feel sorry for you; deep inside, I understand your plight. What else can you do after all? You are a curse unto yourself. You are the yin and yang of your fate. You alone must carry on for all eternity because nothing is. I feel your burden and the yoke of your subsistence. Oh life, I am so sorry for you.

Sports › Messi Exit: Barca President To Hold A Press Conference By 11am [CET] by Uptownerd(op): 9:13am On Aug 06, 2021
Following the sudden announcement by FC Barcelona that Lionel Messi will no longer be playing for the Catalan giants, Joan Laporta has scheduled a press conference today to lift the lid on developments.

La Blaugrana stunned the whole football world in an unexpected twist of events when they announced the departure of the Argentine superstar from the club.

All news reports were positive that a deal was in the offing for the former Barca captain, and that it was just a few financial hiccups that needed to be addressed. When La Liga announced that it has secured a deal with CVC Investment, everything seemed alright and going according to plans.

However, it appears that what was thought will be a relief was a disaster from the point of La Liga clubs. Therefore the said lucrative deal cannot happen at the moment until a vital meeting of La Liga football clubs is done to discuss how it affects them in the long term.

According to reports, the investment is long term in nature, with a lifespan of up to 50yrs. It is believed this is a bondage and hence the reason why it is not accepted wholeheartedly.

The decision orchestrated the breakdown of contract talks with Leo who was allegedly reported to have taken a pay cut to remain at the club.
Barca supremo, Joan Laporta is expected to clear the dusts surrounding the Messi enigma in a press conference today by 11am [CET].

https://uptownerd.com/2021/08/06/messi-exit-barca-president-to-hold-press-conference-by-11-am-cet/

Sports › Re: Official: Lionel Messi Leaves FC Barcelona by Uptownerd(op): 9:11pm On Aug 05, 2021
grin
Realadey:
Really!
Man City is on the queue already
Romance › Re: Crazy Messi Fan, Miss Bum Bum Tattoos Lionel Messi's Face In... by Uptownerd(op): 9:10pm On Aug 05, 2021
cheesy
Palazee:
FIXED
Sports › Re: Official: Lionel Messi Leaves FC Barcelona by Uptownerd(op): 8:54pm On Aug 05, 2021
whizzler:
I thought they have agreed on a contract already
Yes, they did agree. More details will definitely emerge
Sports › Official: Lionel Messi Leaves FC Barcelona by Uptownerd(op): 8:39pm On Aug 05, 2021
In a bizarre twist of events, FC Barcelona has announced that Lionel Messi will no longer continue with the club. This is coming just few hours after La Liga secured a $3billion+ deal to help the league’s financial situation.

https://uptownerd.com/2021/08/05/official-lionel-messi-leaves-fc-barcelona/

Business › Re: CBN’s Supply Ban Won’t Affect Us - BDCs by Uptownerd: 6:59am On Aug 04, 2021
Abokifx
Crime › Re: Scam: Are “yahoo Boys” Actually Running Mad Or Is There Something Else? by Uptownerd(op): 4:18pm On Aug 03, 2021
Cokahot:
My guage no pass teo bottles max. And na once once sef
Abi
Politics › Re: Mass Resignation Hits PDP Leadership As Crisis Deepens by Uptownerd: 4:13pm On Aug 03, 2021
Things Fall Apart...

Till today, they're yet to finish their Secretariat - They were in power for 16yrs.

Every time, share the money. All the time, "Lack of Transparency" in Financial management.

Shame!
Romance › Re: Crazy Messi Fan, Miss Bum Bum Tattoos Lionel Messi's Face In... by Uptownerd(op): 4:11pm On Aug 03, 2021
rex444:
I just dey imagine say the homie pikin go surf internet see where him papa dey work... Some kind job sef
Your mind is driving off the cliff!!!
Crime › Abba Kyari: Oh My God! I Live In A Zoo by Uptownerd(op): 3:58pm On Aug 03, 2021
Why is the subject of Abba Kyari's involvement or non-involvement in a crime related indictment a subject of public opinion?

Why is the media helping to stoke the flame in a matter that is subject to Legal Proceedings which is already in progress?

Why does everyone feel like they have something to say about an issue that is a matter of law and facts?

So a certain officer of the law (who knows what an indictment is) has been indicted by the FBI... So what? Is there something else going on that we don't know about?

What happened to allowing the laid down guidelines and rules of engagement taking it's due course? Why are meaningless events always getting politicized for nothing?

The last time I checked, an indictment has not been juxtaposed with conviction and sentencing. So, what is all the fuss about?

Well, except the accused and the opinion givers has already presupposed the judgement, it really baffles the mind to think that some folks believe their personal opinions matters in the face of Criminal Laws.

Laws deals with facts - no one cares about your uninformed personal opinions except the judge (or jury as the case may be) is taking note of them in a court room.

Just stop with the media madness. Sometimes, I'm like, Oh my God I'm I in a Zoo?
Sports › Re: Yusuf Demir: New Messi? by Uptownerd(op): 1:51pm On Aug 03, 2021
Great100000:
I will continue to say this, even though am a Chelsea fan but you can't another Messi or Ronaldo soon, these 2 beasts comes in you know very long time, just like my pop told mW about Pepe and I will also tell my children about Messi & Ronaldo.
Of course...
Family › Re: Ghost Terrorizes Family In The United Kingdom (Pictures) by Uptownerd: 1:42pm On Aug 03, 2021
This is Super Story made in UK.

Waiting for Hollywood to add it to the next "Conjuring" release and tag it real life story!!!

For more jokes, send "Funny Ghost Stories" to "UK".

Education › Re: 5 Scientific Discoveries Made After The Inventors Saw It In A Dream by Uptownerd(op): 11:50am On Aug 02, 2021
2. Niels Bohr

Invention/Discovery: Atomic Model

According to a paper titled “Pillow-Talk: Seamless Interface for Dream Priming Recalling and Playback,” written by Edwina Portocarrero at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT), Niels Bohr was quoted as saying that he
got the idea to develop the atomic model in a dream.

In the dream, he "developed the model of the atom based on a dream of sitting on the sun with all the planets hissing around on tiny cords.”

Education › Re: 5 Scientific Discoveries Made After The Inventors Saw It In A Dream by Uptownerd(op): 11:49am On Aug 02, 2021
1. Dmitri Mendeleev

Invention: Periodic Table

Dmitri's quest to organize the 65 known elements into a standard table remained elusive for years. But, he is said to have earlier realized that it's organisation has something to do with atomic weights of the elements.

His obsession with solving the puzzle probably fused it's manifestations deep into his neurotransmitters and made him dream about it. He is quoted as saying -

Education › 5 Scientific Discoveries Made After The Inventors Saw It In A Dream by Uptownerd(op): 11:46am On Aug 02, 2021
What is really the difference between a dream and a thought? I mean, when you look at it, they both exist in the same abstract realm although access depends on the frame of mind.

Anyway, that’s by the way. Here, we present to you some popular inventions that were conceived in a dream but has materialised in the real world and is helping mankind.
https://uptownerd.com/2021/08/02/5-scientific-discoveries-made-after-the-inventors-saw-it-in-a-dream/

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Uptownerd: 7:09pm On Aug 01, 2021
[quote author=devvy44 post=104323464][/quote]Super Troll!!! grin
Sports › Re: Yusuf Demir: New Messi? by Uptownerd(op): 6:20pm On Aug 01, 2021
paulolee:
he can b himself n not anoda messi....he no need d messi tag to perform
True...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Uptownerd: 6:18pm On Aug 01, 2021
Indasboki:
Laporta should be arrested for ever allowing Baartomeu the chance for being our president. Man is the best thing we needed all this while. More good tidings to come with him on seat.
Laporta understands the club
Sports › Yusuf Demir: New Messi? by Uptownerd(op): 5:07pm On Aug 01, 2021
Looking at Barca’s financial situation at the moment, surely adding extra players to the wage bill is not really a business savvy thing to do. This is especially when Lionel Messi is yet to be registered as a Barca player for the upcoming 2021/2022 season.

But, after watching Austrian prodigy Yusuf Demir play, you may begin to understand the philosophy behind such purchase. Sooner or later, Barca’s golden age championed by Lionel Messi is going to phase off but FC Barcelona will continue to be.
Yusuf Demir: The New Messi

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Uptownerd: 5:04pm On Aug 01, 2021
New Messi? No Wonder Barca Went All Out to Get Him Despite Financial Constraints

Looking at Barca’s financial situation at the moment, surely adding extra players to the wage bill is not really a business savvy thing to do. This is especially when Lionel Messi is yet to be registered as a Barca player for the upcoming 2021/2022 season.

But, after watching Austrian prodigy Yusuf Demir play, you may begin to understand the philosophy behind such purchase. Sooner or later, Barca’s golden age championed by Lionel Messi is going to phase off but FC Barcelona will continue to be.
Yusuf Demir: The New Messi

Education › Re: How Persian Empire Conquered Egypt By Deploying Cats In Battlefield by Uptownerd(op): 3:14pm On Aug 01, 2021
This Article really blew up.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Uptownerd: 7:44am On Aug 01, 2021

Romance › Re: It Started With A Single Kiss, See How It Ended by Uptownerd(op): 12:27am On Aug 01, 2021
Ishilove:
Hehehe
grin
Education › Re: How Persian Empire Conquered Egypt By Deploying Cats In Battlefield by Uptownerd(op): 9:03pm On Jul 31, 2021
phineas:
I love your writing style,the narration is captivating,don't stop please, forget the spammers and trolls,they are weeds a good moderator will help block later
Thank you... We appreciate.

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