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Celebrities / Re: “I Will Become A IndecentStar After Coronavirus Pandemic – Wizkid’s Baby Mama Reveal by ursamajor: 2:53pm On May 01, 2020
In a way, I see why Wizkid avoids her.
Romance / Re: Women And Their Annoying Whatsapp Statuses. by ursamajor: 10:24pm On Apr 30, 2020
TheSourcerer:
Aside the obvious Contracdictory statement and you not vbeeen biased , women are usaaly just dumb not All but MOST , 9 out of ten Nigerian Girls are dumb, i know its the society but we shouldnt lie to ourselves calling them masters , they are just plain dumb.
Ask an Average Nigerian girl who a Wiccan is , No idea
Ask her if she can Fathom the idea of no God , IMPOSSIBLE!!
Ask her what she thinks about Anal, and spooning Typically they all find it disgusting ,
Ask her if she Meditates/exercise or Yoga , obviously the Average Nigerian lady dosnt care
Ask her about Cryptids or U.F.O's still nothing
Ask about Gargoyles , Nephims,Sphinx , Astrology , herbs, Nature.
Ask the Nigerian girl about Hominoids
Ask her what she thinks of Gays
Now ask about twerking
So I have one question for you, all these information, what noteworthy thing have you been able to achieve with them?

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Romance / Re: Women And Their Annoying Whatsapp Statuses. by ursamajor: 10:22pm On Apr 30, 2020
TheSourcerer:
Aside the obvious Contracdictory statement and you not vbeeen biased , women are usaaly just dumb not All but MOST , 9 out of ten Nigerian Girls are dumb, i know its the society but we shouldnt lie to ourselves calling them masters , they are just plain dumb.
Ask an Average Nigerian girl who a Wiccan is , No idea
Ask her if she can Fathom the idea of no God , IMPOSSIBLE!!
Ask her what she thinks about Anal, and spooning Typically they all find it disgusting ,
Ask her if she Meditates/exercise or Yoga , obviously the Average Nigerian lady dosnt care
Ask her about Cryptids or U.F.O's still nothing
Ask about Gargoyles , Nephims,Sphinx , Astrology , herbs, Nature.
Ask the Nigerian girl about Hominoids
Ask her what she thinks of Gays
Now ask about twerking
Exactly my thoughts!
Different people have different interests, in fact, the quality of genius is not based on knowing so many things, but being exceptional in a few things. All those useless information, how has it changed the guys life?
Religion / Re: Pastor David Chuks Ogbueli Celebrates His 52nd Birthday Today - Memoir by ursamajor: 1:24pm On Apr 28, 2020
Lilisticlili:
Yes i received it, i am moved with tears sir, i have created a thread to appreciate you, God must bless you. You saved me from thinking about prostitution.
But why are you people like this?
ANIEKWE EMMANUEL CHUKWU

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Religion / Re: Even some Non Christians Will Make Heaven by ursamajor: 10:21pm On Apr 27, 2020
budaatum:

So, your ancestors who died ages ago and never heard of Christ might enter heaven regardless?

I wonder how if believing in the Christ they never heard of is a prerequisite, according to you.

So you didn't see heaven or hell right.
You so want to engage though. cry
budaatum:

So, your ancestors who died ages ago and never heard of Christ might enter heaven regardless?

I wonder how if believing in the Christ they never heard of is a prerequisite, according to you.

So you didn't see heaven or hell right.
You so want to engage though.
Religion / Re: Even some Non Christians Will Make Heaven by ursamajor: 10:13pm On Apr 27, 2020
budaatum:
You do not have the ability to understand my posts.
On all evidence, I need not to.
Religion / Re: Even some Non Christians Will Make Heaven by ursamajor: 10:06pm On Apr 27, 2020
budaatum:

I guess it has to explicitly say so for you to understand because, like some, you reason like a child and fail to understand that the Samaritan we know today as being good was not even so much the equivalent of a One God Muslim, but a multi-god pagan worshipper. Yet, Christ said it is he that you should do likewise as. Nor do you seem aware that the money grabbing supposedly hell going tax collector would enter God's Kingdom while the self righteous Pharisee would be left gnashing his teeth.

One can't just sound intelligent because one wants to. The Holy Spirit will guide you too to put the ways of childhood behind you so that you stop focusing on the reflection in a mirror and fully understand.
My oh my, I just checked your posts.
This has been a waste of time.
Religion / Re: Even some Non Christians Will Make Heaven by ursamajor: 9:36pm On Apr 27, 2020
budaatum:

It is rather unfortunate that scripture does not agree with you.

It is the lesson taught in the [url=https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Luke+10%3A25-37&version=NIV]Parable of the Pagan Worshipping Non-believing Not Born Again Nor Regenerated Unbaptized But Doing Good and Shewing Mercy Samaritan[/url], and the [url=https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Luke+18%3A9-14&version=NIV]Parable of the Self-righteous Pharisee and the Money Grabbing Tax Collector[/url].
So you want to disprove without empirical evidence? Point to where it's stated in the Holy Bible that if you do not believe in Jesus Christ, you would make heaven.
Of course you're not a Christian, you just want to sound intelligent.
Religion / Re: Apostle Suleman On Coronavirus: "Permit Us To Heal & Pray For COVID-19 Patients" by ursamajor: 10:45pm On Apr 26, 2020
Austinoiz:

One of his akpa amus spotted.
What does that mean?
Politics / Re: Obasa Gets N17m Monthly For Maintenance Of Personal Residence, Guest House by ursamajor: 2:33pm On Apr 26, 2020
Thieves everywhere!
Religion / Re: Apostle Suleman On Coronavirus: "Permit Us To Heal & Pray For COVID-19 Patients" by ursamajor: 12:57pm On Apr 26, 2020
Witchersunited:
unicorns are as real as that sugar daddy in the sky you call god, we have explored most of world and yet you are asking which sampling method do I need to know that there are no unicorns, which sampling method did you use to conclude that I'm not your god.
Who is the 'we' that has explored the world? You and a group of friends?
Just admit it, your believe that there are no unicorns stems from what another human told you(or some of them).
Now, whose head is being turned ehh?
Religion / Re: Apostle Suleman On Coronavirus: "Permit Us To Heal & Pray For COVID-19 Patients" by ursamajor: 11:07am On Apr 26, 2020
mansakhalifa:


Did you just say this angry

Alright log out now, dude.
Now my friend, the question was not meant for you. You lots think because you don't believe in God and the spiritual that automatically makes you more intelligent than others?

Anyways, you can save your brother at arms from his quandary, answer the question.
Religion / Re: Apostle Suleman On Coronavirus: "Permit Us To Heal & Pray For COVID-19 Patients" by ursamajor: 10:22am On Apr 26, 2020
Witchersunited:
devil and his demons? They told you this or you are their agent?

You are so far gone that you are saying unicorns are real
On Unicorns, What makes you think Unicorns are not real? Did you go round the world? What sampling method brought about that conclusion?
A definitive reply would be highly appreciated.
Religion / Re: Apostle Suleman On Coronavirus: "Permit Us To Heal & Pray For COVID-19 Patients" by ursamajor: 9:41am On Apr 26, 2020
Witchersunited:
Nope but I'm currently exchanging words with someone that he has turned, isn't obvious

I was abstract when I mentioned you but you chose to attack my family because of a bald headed scammer that is properly shitting right now, considering ways to manipulate you further.
Well, I put it to you that you've been turned/ manipulated by the devil and demons. How do you convince me otherwise?
Religion / Re: Apostle Suleman On Coronavirus: "Permit Us To Heal & Pray For COVID-19 Patients" by ursamajor: 9:37am On Apr 26, 2020
ednut1:
they dont need to be physically present before they can heal them. They are all scammers abeg
How would you know?
Religion / Re: Apostle Suleman On Coronavirus: "Permit Us To Heal & Pray For COVID-19 Patients" by ursamajor: 9:36am On Apr 26, 2020
[quote author=fareed69 post=88865127][/quote]
Fareed you're a muslim, run along to your Muslim threads or go insult your imam.
Religion / Re: Apostle Suleman On Coronavirus: "Permit Us To Heal & Pray For COVID-19 Patients" by ursamajor: 9:23am On Apr 26, 2020
ednut1:
Start from yinka ayefele and cobhama abeg. Nonsense scammers
Why are you people like this? You lots have been shouting go and heal corona patients up and down, now he wants to heal them, you're shifting goalpost, is that not deceit and hypocrisy?

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Religion / Re: Apostle Suleman On Coronavirus: "Permit Us To Heal & Pray For COVID-19 Patients" by ursamajor: 9:22am On Apr 26, 2020
Witchersunited:
gifted at turning people's brain like amala.
Did he turn your brain or any of your family members?
Religion / Re: Apostle Suleman On Coronavirus: "Permit Us To Heal & Pray For COVID-19 Patients" by ursamajor: 9:17am On Apr 26, 2020
If there's one man of God I know is gifted, it's apostle Suleiman

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Health / Re: 12 Prominent Persons In Kano Die In 10 Hours by ursamajor: 9:03am On Apr 26, 2020
Lostz:
maybe Kano state government is responsible for planting this story in the media.

they need federal government funding and this strange death story is a way to get government attention
You Sir, are very smart Sir! This is the same thing I was telling a friend yesterday. All these deaths are planted by you know who...
Ganduje is an evil genius, many people underestimate.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 150k Job In PH And 220k Job In Lagos Which Is Better? by ursamajor: 1:37pm On Apr 25, 2020
Cost of living is high in both states, but then, I'd advice you chose the city you're more familiar with.

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Romance / Re: I Am In Love With A Woman With 3 Kids by ursamajor: 8:25pm On Apr 24, 2020
Sleep with her shogbo, infact marry her, she would definitely be faithful after all she's already sending you nudes while still married to another man.

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Romance / Re: What Is The Best Way To Keep A Distant Relationship by ursamajor: 8:19pm On Apr 24, 2020
Don't bother, long distance relationships hardly work.
Politics / Re: N5bn COVID-19 Personal Protective Equipment Fraud Uncovered In NDDC - Sahara R. by ursamajor: 8:18pm On Apr 24, 2020
The kind of looting going on in this NDDC eh!
My own issue with them be say na only dem dem dey award contract give.

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Religion / Re: Why Do I Always Forget My Dreams Before Waking Up From Bed? by ursamajor: 10:20pm On Apr 23, 2020
mabeni:
what has masturbating got to do with this? They do not in any way corelate.
Okay, if you say so, it's your life after all.
Religion / Re: Why Do I Always Forget My Dreams Before Waking Up From Bed? by ursamajor: 9:55pm On Apr 23, 2020
mabeni:
lately, I have been seeing myself in the community where I grew up and with my childhood friends. The community I left over 14years ago. What does that implies.
Note : I am an easy going person and I don't keep friends now.
I only have one friend.
Stop masturbating. Pray against the spirit of delay.

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Religion / Re: Lockdown: Dunamis Shares Food Items by ursamajor: 8:05am On Apr 23, 2020
WILLuKPquiet:


Its not them bro.

Its the demons in them at work.

You have a government who is yet to give palliative. They claim they have spent billions, Yet, you have not got shishi neither is any member of your family or friends.
And you are all at home, not protesting. Not even sending protest through social media and make it go viral.

Now the church comes out to do something to make people smile at least.
The next thing is to start raining abuses on them.

Do you need to be a Christian to know its madness caused by demons?

Talk from now till eternity their madness won't stop. And their sick fellas would be liking their comments.

Si, leave them to their fate bro.

Laslas dem go run mad completely. grin
Bro I totally agree with you! The god of this world has definitely blinded their eyes obviously.
Religion / Re: Even some Non Christians Will Make Heaven by ursamajor: 7:56am On Apr 23, 2020
Auki:


All your forefathers will not make heaven? Wake up dud Christianity is laced with Roman paganism
You are not very smart if you think what you just typed now will stop my ancestors who died ages ago from going to heaven or hell.
Politics / Re: Governors Agree On 14-Day National COVID-19 Lockdown by ursamajor: 7:53am On Apr 23, 2020
sarrki:
Bitter pill
That needs to be chewed
Please stop the comparison with overseas countries
Are Nigeria citizens loyal , patriotic like other countries
Are we obidient?
Oga forget about loyalty and patriotism, an hungry man detests those words.
Romance / Re: Can A Girl With High Body Count Be Faithful In Marriage? by ursamajor: 6:52pm On Apr 22, 2020
flyingdutchman:
That very analogy shows how immature you are. You liken a woman to a car grin grin grin.
Oga leave my immaturity and answer the question!
Romance / Re: Can A Girl With High Body Count Be Faithful In Marriage? by ursamajor: 6:10pm On Apr 22, 2020
flyingdutchman:

Omo boys ehn! Your brain don knock! You are incapable of engaging in an enlightening convo! I am happily married with kids to a lovely woman. I am still learning but, I know how to value women better due to the beautiful experience of being married to my wife for 7years. I DEY PITY YOU...

Quick question: Can you drive a car without an engine?

1. Yes
2.No
3.You cannot be a bad driver and expect to drive such a car.
What would your answer be?

Can you now see how dumb you've made yourself look?

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