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Kk, Aunty OP tell me.....

What if the force of the attraction is not Enof

WAT DO YOU THEN DO***

YOUR SIBLING, I GUESS....

aleast someone here iz preaching the Gospel

HateU2:
bet uncle, what did I do

WHAT I AM THINKING NOW!!!

[b]You see...there are different kindaf slaps....

buh in tis situation, 5 types come to mind....


1. FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP: When you receive this kind of slap, all you will do is just stand right
where you are and watch the person walk away with your mouth wide open.
2.FORMATTING SLAP: This is the slap that makes someone forget instantly what he or she was doing. You find yourself asking questions like,”What did I do?”

3.EXPLANATION SLAP: When someone gives you this kind of slap, you find yourself explaining the situation to the nearest person on your own accord e.g. Bros! Are you watching? I didn’t do anything o!

4.MILITARY/ BOKO HARAM SLAP: Once this slap lands on your face, you will start urinating on your cloth.

5.CHERUBIM AND SERAPHIM SLAP : When you receive this slap (it proves effective when it’s given to you all of a sudden), you will be able to combine and speak all sort of languages at the same time like Spanish,Greek, Arabic, Hindu, etc.


FRIENDS YOU SEE,

I'LL JUST HOLD HateU2 WIT MA RITEHAND AND TELL HER....

***CHOOSE YOUR DESTINY***[/b]

Bisiebae:
His name is Segun, very nice, funny, cute, but so darn indecisive.

how you take pass JAMB,ehn

which kain LATE NITE WEDDING b diz??

ibez007:
Mehn, i gat lots of this!.

LOL... mehn datz a real murdafkr there....

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