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Jokes Etc / Re: Spicy Memes*** Just For Laughs***come In Letz Share by UrWorstNitemare: 8:20pm On Jun 22, 2016
2. cheesy

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Jokes Etc / Re: Spicy Memes*** Just For Laughs***come In Letz Share by UrWorstNitemare: 8:19pm On Jun 22, 2016
1. tongue

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Jokes Etc / Spicy Memes*** Just For Laughs***come In Letz Share by UrWorstNitemare: 8:15pm On Jun 22, 2016
Yeah, Ladies and Gentle gents grin
It's a known practice, now
That; Almost everyone thumbs thru the net
on their phone or other smart devices
every now and then( especially the ladies)...
for different reasons.
Maybe for chatting,
social networking,
blogging,
ur jus plain surfing....
wateva,
U definitely woulda come across
the latest trend everywhere online...
which is***

TROLLING MEMES

Damn! this pictures are jusso wickedly funny cheesy
u can't help but laugh
even when u are in public,
leaving people wondering....
yeah,
Guyz let's share DAT one Meme DAT made you Laugh the most... gringringrin
yeah!
LETZ SEE WHO'S GOT THE MOST BAD ASS MEME***

As OP, I'll go first with FOUR
cool

feel free 2 add urs

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Romance / Re: Why Do Girls Send One Word Replies??? by UrWorstNitemare: 8:16am On Jun 22, 2016
undecided Well since you had to ask this...

I'll go like this***


An average female brain takes longer to process a set of complex queries

Hereby, prolonging active conversation...

The resultant....,

one - liner replies

but like every Complex program...

you need to discover dat CLASSIFIED UNIQUE KEYWORD

HIT IT !!!!

then

BAAM!!!

you're IN***


NB: Nobody should ask me to expatiate on tis keyword... WARNING :Na Ultimate search Oo
cool
Romance / Re: The Freshets Nigga On Nairaland by UrWorstNitemare: 10:18pm On Jun 21, 2016
mizzkweenbee:
Evuls grin grin

Evuls everywhere
Just Imagine??
diz kain OP undecided
Original Mofo. wey dey fall REAL NIGGAZ hand cool
B4 u kno wat...
all this NL gilkz go dey compare n contrast every NL Niqqa to his type..
Had to do that***
datz d gospel don't u think?
grin
Romance / Re: The Freshets Nigga On Nairaland by UrWorstNitemare: 9:16pm On Jun 21, 2016
Fednand230:
Pls I need some cute girls for real chat


BROZ, lemme tell you what you really need.

1. Go back to School

2. Learn your Trade fast, so you can graduate. To enable your Oga to give you FREEDOM in time.

3. Stay off Nairaland!

Come back n thank me later
cool

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Politics / Re: Shocking As Pres. Buhari’s Medical Report Leaks by UrWorstNitemare: 8:30pm On Jun 21, 2016
angry SEE AS I RUN ENTA HERE!!!

OP, like this, Na Thunder wey get BRAIN DISEASE go fire you...

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Phones / Re: First Natural Pictures Shot Using The Tecno Camon C9 by UrWorstNitemare: 7:38pm On Jun 21, 2016
ANODA TECHNO AGENT SPOTTED

anyway,

kontinu wit ur CAMERA

we are hapi for u...

buh when you get to use the phone itself

DON'T FORGET TO COMAN SHARE IT'S ISH

WIT US...

we'll always be here to offer you our genuine condolences... angry

..................... ...............your truly,
....... ....................concerned NLander***

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Romance / Re: My Boyfriend's Sperm Cleared My Pimples - Woman (Photo) by UrWorstNitemare: 1:23pm On Jun 21, 2016
SHOUT OUT TO ALL MA NAIRALAND GILKZ WEY DEY TAKE MARY- KAY USE COVER PIMPLES afta
come snap selfie IN BEAUTY FACE mode.
UR WORRIES ARE OVER!!!
SALVATION IS HERE
LOOK ABOVE!!!
***JIZZ IZ LORD***cheesy
INVITE UR FRIENDS...

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Food / Re: Would You Eat This Cockroach-Like Cake That Has Got The Internet Buzzing? by UrWorstNitemare: 10:51am On Jun 21, 2016
As much as I hate roaches

tis looks highly enticing to me

I go 2 chop am

at least I'll go 1 up over ma favorite enemy bug

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Romance / Re: My Ordeal Wth My 17 Year Old Secondary Sch Smallie 2dai by UrWorstNitemare: 10:15am On Jun 21, 2016
jonaifame22:
buh dis is no joke,it was real can u believe afta every thing she cldn't go home on a bike, I had to chatter a keke marwa for her to drop her at her bus stop, then I deduced she's coming up sexually only tha she's jus trying to act tough, she wann take the bull by the horns buh my bull has slippery horns she cldn't hold it!

Bro I fo bliv ur story if fo say u say na yesterday

buh u talk say TIS MORNING. fine!

u come end am wit 3:30pm. HABA

Broz abeg, wetin b time fo ur side now

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Romance / Re: My Ordeal Wth My 17 Year Old Secondary Sch Smallie 2dai by UrWorstNitemare: 9:34am On Jun 21, 2016
jonaifame22:
I was awoken dis morning by my phone ringing and it was my smallie calling dis precious mondai morning and I heard her lovely voice on the other end of the fone and she said," hello israel good morning should I still come cos I jus left home" or shld I be goin 2 skool straight" and I replied and told her to march down to my house straight then she cut the call.

Immediately wth the speed of lightning, I rose up laid my bed,wash the toilet clean,swept the kitchen,packed my game console well and called my sister and encouraged her to dress and go out and maintain as mch as 50 metres yard frm the house and then I took my bath and quickly went to buy fuel and my small fone rang in the filling station and she told me she's on my street that I shld come out and take her in, I told her where I was and then she waited for me then after buying fuel, I headed back home and when I got to my street I saw her,wow she looked so beautiful and innocent and then I alighted frm the bike and we went in, thank Goodness the house was free and as we got in I first of all plasterd a powerful hug at her,

I almost didn't expect her to come cos gals of these days have "promise and fail" as there middle name jus before their surname and then I pecked her cos my heart was full and drooling wth joy most especially my dick,cos last night was very cold and I drank tea twice buh deep down I knew that tea is not my problem and if not because police raided the brothel close to my area I wld have gone there and check mate konji and defeat it to a stand still wth the pvssy of one of the lovely prostitutes there.

So there was light and my fone was charging then as we joked she asked me if I had internet on my fone and I repiled "yes" then she took it and started browsing 2go, I didn't want to rush so I let her entertain herself cos we still had till 3pm for enuff show down,




So after some 50 minutes or there abt, I went to her on the bed and wrapped my body around her and kissed her allover and she responded by wrapping her legs around me as we frenched kissed, chai dat gal is a fire kisser, so as we kissed my fone rang for the reply of her chat on 2 go and she didn't take it up to reply,then she said something to me"u've jus made me wet" and as we broke frm the kiss, she went to the bathroom and then I took my fone to browse NL and reply my thread as regards my poem for laveda last night, I jus saw her chat on 2go where she was sex chatting and the guy was typing dirty abt svckn her and her breast and she replied him saying" ouch u're killing me,I'm on the bed, ouch I'm squeezing the bed sheet n I'm holding the pillow and bla bla bla,, then it dawned on me that I'm wth the godess of sex in full human flesh I was challenged and I vowed that I'll defeat her today and she will go back to her kingdom in shreds



Then she came out of the bathroom and joined me in bed wth her shirt unbuttoned and jus her bra still in place as she landed on the bed, I drew close to her. And raised her bra up to one side and sucked one of her breast and she moaned "aahhhh, aaahhhhhh, uuuuuhhhhhnnnnn uuuuuuuuhhhhnnn. Hsssssssss,aaahhhhh, as she moaned my dick gave my boxers turbulent pokes as it erected to it's maximum then she further provoked my dick more as she reached for my dick wth her hands as I sucked her. As she rubbed my dick I released, chai, then I heard a voice saying in my mind" in ur own house this gal must not defeat you" hmmmmmmmmm, then my dick calmed down abt, then she sat up and loosed her bra and then I told her to wait and then I helped her pull her shirt and pulled her skirt and pant,



Then I went to the bathrroom to shower and then I bounced back in2 my room she was already rubbing her pvssy and I joined her on the bed wth my dick partially erect buh still curved to the right and then I part her legs like the conflunce sign of river niger and river benue and I buried my head in betweem her legs and ate the dish her pvssy had to offer, chai as I svcked her,her pvssy released lots and lots of tasteless jiuce and I drank it all and ate her pvssy like it's my saari for the ramadan fast of today.



As I svcked her she held my head wth her both hands and wrapped her both legs around my neck as she turn frm side to side like some one abt to transform to a snake or even fish sef,, and she called my name issssssrrrrrrraaaaaaeell hsssssssssss,issssssrrrrrraeeellll uhhhhnnnnnnnn, isssssssssrrrrrrrreeeeelllll, uhhhhhhhhnnnnnn, and she begged me to fvck her and by then my dick was erect and standing like pole that a flag is abt to be hung on and then I rose up and knelt down on the bed and used my dick and rubbed her clit and she held her head wth her two hands,then slid my dick in2 her and she arched her back and held my waist and asked me to fvck her gently as I begun fvckn her, I squeezed her yansh and rubbed her laps and as I licked her neck and she moaned "hssssssssssss,usssshhhhhhhh, and then I felt my warm akamu preparing to spill and then I came and filled her up wth my akamu and wth my dick still inside of her, I kissed her and she responded by kissing me back and when I looked at her face properly she had little tears in her eyes, then I went to prepare indomie and we fvcked 3 more rounds and played car race on playstation and she left by 3:20pm

HAHA!!! VERY FUNNY POST.

OP is a very talented comedian

keep on writing jokes
God is ur strength
naso Basket mouth start
cheesy
Romance / Re: She Is Heavily Blessed Front And Back by UrWorstNitemare: 9:09am On Jun 21, 2016
cool
Jokes Etc / Re: 6 Funny Meme To Brighten Your Day*** by UrWorstNitemare: 8:59am On Jun 21, 2016
HateU2:
tongue
U don baff??NO! undecided
Jokes Etc / Re: 6 Funny Meme To Brighten Your Day*** by UrWorstNitemare: 8:07am On Jun 21, 2016

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Jokes Etc / Re: 6 Funny Meme To Brighten Your Day*** by UrWorstNitemare: 7:59am On Jun 21, 2016
cool

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Jokes Etc / Re: 6 Funny Meme To Brighten Your Day*** by UrWorstNitemare: 7:58am On Jun 21, 2016
cry

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Jokes Etc / Re: 6 Funny Meme To Brighten Your Day*** by UrWorstNitemare: 7:56am On Jun 21, 2016
tongue "I guess, this is so me"

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Jokes Etc / Re: 6 Funny Meme To Brighten Your Day*** by UrWorstNitemare: 7:53am On Jun 21, 2016
some fathers tho... mine inclusive angry

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Jokes Etc / Re: 6 Funny Meme To Brighten Your Day*** by UrWorstNitemare: 7:49am On Jun 21, 2016
undecided COSMETIC NL Girls, this is Your truly...

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Jokes Etc / 6 Funny Meme To Brighten Your Day*** by UrWorstNitemare: 7:40am On Jun 21, 2016
wizkid be like.. "It's ur boi Wizzy" yeah!"

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Car Talk / Re: Man Shares How He Used Fake "Juju" To Safeguard His Car From Thieves(photos) by UrWorstNitemare: 7:05am On Jun 21, 2016
undecided well gonna work for petty thieves... buh aw abt Asaba boiz wey dem eye don tear!
Phones / Re: #C9JATour: Images Shot With Camon C9 by UrWorstNitemare: 1:15pm On Jun 20, 2016
Alas! I checked and I was still breathing ....


Misleading Topic

OP. I 4 say make Thundlipsrsealed buh I'll let it pass...

I ain't saying d camera isn't good
Buh wazz d Fuss abt

Phones wit beta camera specs and more efficient screen resolution full ground, dem no make noise.
Buh Because una come hit personal breakthrough on pixels and graphics, una come dey disturb Nigeria.

I tried to access the review of tis same product on world renowned reviews site. NOWHERE

Dmain problem wit una. which iz processor bugs. Una no rectify...

Anyway as for me, myself and I
As long as there are phones brands like SAMSUNG, SONY, iPHONE, HTC, NOKIA, NEXUS...

I can never go for TECHNO.
exception. If they change their processor type(MediaTek).

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Romance / Re: Dear Seun, The Rule Should Not Be Change. by UrWorstNitemare: 10:04am On Jun 20, 2016
SAINTSAMURAI:
CRAP just keep lying. those are not my handles.

YOUR HANDLE(S)


Kkk tell us more abt ur Handle(S)
Romance / Re: 10 Statements Sex Starved Dudes Don't Want To Hear From Ladies by UrWorstNitemare: 7:23pm On Jun 18, 2016
***
Romance / Re: Give Your Reasons Why This Happens B4 And Afta Marriage by UrWorstNitemare: 6:54pm On Jun 18, 2016
NB: A materialistic GF = Nagging Wife...
Romance / Re: Why A Guy Can't Love A True Lover? by UrWorstNitemare: 12:05am On Jun 18, 2016
undecided Oga OP, we tank God for ur Life...buh Ur topic iz seriously killing me....wit English so fatal!!
Romance / Re: I Dreamt That #refiner Is Winner Of Miss Nl by UrWorstNitemare: 10:31pm On Jun 16, 2016
Niqqa u had Berra wake up...
Cuz
U jus had an illusion... So Snap out!!
undecided

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Pictures And Stories Of The Victims Of The Orlando Mass Shooting by UrWorstNitemare: 9:39pm On Jun 16, 2016
May their souls RIP
Jokes Etc / Re: Which Of These Will Surprised A Nairalander Most? [assuming It's You] by UrWorstNitemare: 8:35pm On Jun 15, 2016
undecided NO4. cuz itz only by juju/ voodoo... or u hack NL
either ways it is questionable
Romance / Re: Food For Thought: Married Women Tend To Cheat More Than Married Men... See Why by UrWorstNitemare: 6:42pm On Jun 13, 2016
Yay undecided

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