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Romance / Re: I Have Been Fvcking For 1hour Now, Still I Haven't Cum by UrWorstNitemare: 12:21am On Jul 17, 2016
undecided

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Fashion / Re: Checkout This Trending Zip Hairstyle From Ibadan... by UrWorstNitemare: 12:13am On Jul 17, 2016
laparry12:
I don't get it, as in their brains are 'zipped' ? lol

[size=18pt]NO

More like

Shallow or surface reasoning.

Tis phenomenon, may have you wondering like...

Iz there any water in tis coconut at all

[/size]

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Romance / Re: Bloody Possey Is Medicenal. Guys, Go And Suck It.. by UrWorstNitemare: 7:18pm On Jul 16, 2016
undecided

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Fashion / Re: Omg.. Ghanaian Girl Unclad At Beauty Pageant, Madness Of The Highest Order by UrWorstNitemare: 7:02pm On Jul 16, 2016
undecided[size=18pt] ....come to think of it....

I b like....

I gata c d end of this**

Buh sincerely

Dat lap fresh die [/size]

[size=24pt]N d tin underneath, DEY KAJAH[/size]
cool

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Romance / Re: You Can Open This One.. by UrWorstNitemare: 5:35pm On Jul 16, 2016
grin[size=18pt]I'll jus sit right here n wait for Zzzz....[/size]

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Fashion / Re: End Time Bleaching Of A Nigerian Lady, What Kind Of Cream Did She Use? by UrWorstNitemare: 1:13pm On Jul 16, 2016
[size=18pt]Ladies have always being cheating MR NATURE
since 1960...[/size]

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Romance / Re: Is She For Me??? by UrWorstNitemare: 1:07pm On Jul 16, 2016
[size=24pt]NO !!![/size]
Fashion / Re: Checkout This Trending Zip Hairstyle From Ibadan... by UrWorstNitemare: 12:53pm On Jul 16, 2016
undecided Tis Hairstyle perfectly describes 85% of 9ja ladies

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Romance / Re: Important Slangs That Rep Your States by UrWorstNitemare: 7:56am On Jul 16, 2016
undecided
Romance / Re: A Short Letter To Boy saintsamuraii by UrWorstNitemare: 7:41pm On Jul 15, 2016
grin AT LAST

Wait!!!!

SOMEBORI PLS HELP GIVE TIS MOVIE A TITLE
tongue

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Religion / Re: Johan Huibers Builds Noah's Ark Replica To Prove The Bible Was Right (pics) by UrWorstNitemare: 6:17pm On Jul 15, 2016
Nigerians... you can HATEEEE

Nawa ooo

One business minded, white individual. Constructed a tourist attraction with the colab of his Country's Government.

That is a good wonder specimen, that pple would clamor to view live, from all around the world, both Christians and Muslims alike.

The pple over there mostly, welcomed and embraced the development, "buh here for naija",

Stoopid wailers are crying....

IYAH WASTE MONEY (na ur papa money?)
HE SHLD GIVE MONI TO D POOR INSTEAD ( did u care to research on the intent of the project)
SOME OLODOS ARE EVEN FORMING PHILOSOPHERS. smh*

Naija n their NEGATIVITY... IMAGINE...

FYI

TIS SAME SPECIMEN YOU ARE VIEWING ABOVE, WOULD HELP BOOSTER AN ECONOMY, IN IT OWN WAY.

Jus kip on WAILING***

DAZZOL*** cool

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Romance / Re: How Low in Age Do You Normally Go with the Girls You Get Intimate With? by UrWorstNitemare: 5:42pm On Jul 15, 2016
undecided WAT!!! izzit only miiiie

Anyways

TEAM VIRGIN ROCKS IN D BLOCK!!!!

#VirginTillaMeetMyAfAmerican
cool

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Travel / Re: As Seen In Lagos this morning by UrWorstNitemare: 2:33pm On Jul 15, 2016
24hourNigeriane:
whose gonna enter that

Wat if u get stranded

N dat is the only option u v got
tongue
Romance / Re: Why Do Guys Stare At Ladies Chests ? by UrWorstNitemare: 2:20pm On Jul 15, 2016
AngelAhnie:
You are not serious, I'm complaining and you want to see the chest tooshocked

I'm jus tryna access the levity of the substance from an experimental perspective.. wink

*Waramai even saying*

By d way... on dat day
Which of d following were u wearing??

A CHELSEA JERSEY, with yokohama inscribed on d chest....

A Tshirt wit inscribtion: MY MONEY GROWS LIKE GRASS.. cool

Or a T shirt wit Inscribtion: MY OGA AT THE TOP....

Now

IF NON OF D ABOVE,

then he must obviously have being thinking, Wat I am now thinking***

PLS DON'T ASK ME WAT cry

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Romance / Re: Why Do Guys Stare At Ladies Chests ? by UrWorstNitemare: 1:33pm On Jul 15, 2016
undecided pishure of ur chest or ADONBILIVIT

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Religion / Re: Johan Huibers Builds Noah's Ark Replica To Prove The Bible Was Right (pics) by UrWorstNitemare: 1:30pm On Jul 15, 2016
cool

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Travel / Re: As Seen In Lagos this morning by UrWorstNitemare: 1:16pm On Jul 15, 2016
24hourNigeriane:

Lol I don't know what it is

Izza Noda means of transportation***
Travel / Re: As Seen In Lagos this morning by UrWorstNitemare: 12:49pm On Jul 15, 2016
Chai
Romance / Re: ****** SANDOSKI********* by UrWorstNitemare: 12:13am On Jul 15, 2016
Yo peeps!!

Simmer down

Ya racketing ain't making ma nite rest easy

*rolls blacket over head*
sad

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Romance / Re: Its Been Decades by UrWorstNitemare: 11:50pm On Jul 14, 2016
undecided Smh....

Anoda clown

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Romance / Re: Me, Vicstar And Our Girlfriends by UrWorstNitemare: 9:56pm On Jul 14, 2016
OP. Jus pass it on...

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Romance / Re: Why Are Some Men So Annoying? by UrWorstNitemare: 7:19pm On Jul 14, 2016
undecided ANODA DUMB B**CH SPOTTED

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Romance / Re: My Story. Ladies Pls Be Patient And Read by UrWorstNitemare: 7:17pm On Jul 14, 2016
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Romance / Re: Some Funny Responses Of Nigerian Ladies During Intense Sex Romp by UrWorstNitemare: 2:36pm On Jul 14, 2016
mhisbliss:
Haba

Must u comment

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Romance / Re: What Is Your Most Important Meal Of The Day? by UrWorstNitemare: 2:03pm On Jul 14, 2016
Breakfast, lunch, dinner

Mehn.!!

I guess ma food routine is kindaf twisted

Buh I still do 2 square meals buh the time is indefinite

I think iz tym 9ja has it own food routine

Cuz Wat dya call 1 or 2 square meals a day, eaten at random (anyhow e come).

BUHARI SHLD LUK INTO TIS***
undecided
Romance / Re: Amelian...... My Crush On You Is Unquantifiable!!! by UrWorstNitemare: 7:16pm On Jul 13, 2016
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Politics / Re: A List Of All The Angry People In The World by UrWorstNitemare: 6:23pm On Jul 13, 2016
Wetin dey ma mind for u op

Jokes Etc / Re: Spicy Memes*** Just For Laughs***come In Letz Share by UrWorstNitemare: 6:05pm On Jul 13, 2016
Romance / Re: My Hot Angel Releases New Pics. Come In And Say Hi To Her. by UrWorstNitemare: 6:01pm On Jul 13, 2016
Smh... c small gehl wey u dey MUMU ursef on top
Tis gehl is Def still a teenager..
Tis is child abuse angry

SEUN! LALASTICLALA! PERMISSION TO DEAL WITH TIS OP!!!

Romance / Re: What Should Be The Minimum Age Of A Girl Before You Date Her. by UrWorstNitemare: 3:49pm On Jul 13, 2016
Layooluwa:

If the girl had lied, then that's a different matter entirely. The op didnt ask for her age..............

Watz d point in asking when u already kno all u'll get

Is either a HARD STARE

or a misleading reply

IT IS GENERAL KNOWLEDGE DAT GAL ALWAYS ADD 2 - 4 YRS TO THEIR CURRENT AGE WHENEVER THEY ARE QUESTIONED

buh as a G. cool

With diz knowledge....

I find it easy to deduce...
cheesy
Romance / Re: There Are Too Many Haters On Nairaland!!!! exposing fake monikers by UrWorstNitemare: 3:40pm On Jul 13, 2016
Dab2mydick:
so u call this gentle guy named dab2mydick a hater Ask around now, I no dey cause trouble, I think u should have added my name to the top 10 lovable nairalanders abi mi o worth e ni

You think because am not Yoruba, so u can sell me with Yoruba word abi grin

Ko sele ri, emi le e wo tan, ede pke mi ni baskadi kabi? Eyin nko? Eran oko, olori nla, ekpon ti sperm ti tan nnue... Ma trayi mi ni next time oooooo grin

Bros na joke I dey ooo.... I no dey like trouble. I been dey do something before ur mention ring for my head like say na bank alert, make i go continue abeg..

Eyin awon ladies in the house, oya dab grin



Ya hereby discharge and acquitted...

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