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bakre:
Seun,please we need CFA Decemeer 2008 exam information to be posted to the home page of Nairaland.Thank u

@bakre

It is your JOB/RESPONSIBLE to create a new thread on EDUCATION SECTION to make announcement about CFA exam information with the provided link. Not Seun's job!!!

We do not know about CFA, not our field to study for!!!

@ibkaye that is Correct: siren flashing is the number one sensitive GETTING ATTENTION to deaf drivers QUICKLY.

That is why most deaf customers have special device with lamp flashing or strobe light for doorbell ring/knock, phone ring, and baby crying!!!

Grown Adult asks me question: How do you know when the emergency siren coming behind you while you are driving on the road and you cannot hear at all?

What is something hold on behind the ear with covered all around the external ear canal?

ibkaye:
hehehe you got me here uspry, i no know o

Yep! Yep! I GOT YOU! I wish you ought see me dancing in motion (I don't know the name of dancing with arms circling)

I decided stop using google anymore. Use my real life experiences I find lot of people asking stupid questions.

ANSWER: a hearing aid behind the ear!

[img]http://www.nidcd.nih.gov/staticresources/health/hearing/images/ha_types.jpg[/img]

You can go look at Nairaland Web Design and Hosting Adverts finding reliable web hosting servers out there.

Good luck!!!

A child points his finger to a stranger's ear staring at the same time asking a question:

What is something hold on behind the ear with covered all around the external ear canal?

SAM MILLA:
don't get this one ibk n uspry
explain

@Sam

Briefly, Ron's wife nags knowingly that Ron always forget about their wedding anniversary! I strongly believe that Ron have no idea what kind of wedding annivery gift will be but remembered wife said ", goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 second" He chose a BATHROOM SCALE for her.

It must be overweight wife he tired of her naggings all those year. So he disappears on the weekend! LOL!

Dang @ibkaye, THAT IS CORRECT!

Also Ron has been missing since Friday!!!

[center]The Forgotten Anniversary [/center]
Ron was in big trouble with his wife. He forgot his wedding anniversary. Naturally his wife was livid. She told him, "Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds!! AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"

The next morning Ron got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and GUESS WHAT SHE GET?

@ibkaye

Correct: actually, BECAUSE 7 ate 9!

I saw last night Yahoo! news online with a photo exposed about 9-years old runaway Coli as it described what he looks like working on the salvage yard.

I googled for getting picture of him, I was SURPRISED finding out that they(the reporter) removed the picture already! Good thing I saw the picture myself.

I give you question joke posting here.  If you already heard this jokes before, please apologize. Jokes is not my bag here on NL! I will give REAL ANSWER after the person on NL posted  his/her answer.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Can't believe this weekend is ALMOST OVER sooner!

I leave this thread!

Some ppl has different perspectives of how long to take in a relationship far from what I believe in!

Have a good day!

4 Him:
that they are not interested in you does not mean they don't exist. You people yelling "no way they don't exist" are not the type proverbs 31 men would be interested in anyway.

@4Him

This is your word against me! I did not say that for guy who is not interested in me means they don't exist.

I already mentioned that there are some DECENT PROVERBS 31 guys out there, not here NL. Too many NL hypocrite Christian fanatics or ''Holier than thou" men here!!!! Maybe .000001% Proverbs 31 guys on NL hidden, who knows!!!

Cadet:
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What if you're attracted to her, then you both wait till marriage to have sex. But one problem, your sex life sucks!! wetin you go do? divorce her?
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@Cadet
If I found out that my partner's sex life SUCKS after marriage, I won't divorce him, SIMPLE TEACH HIM to spice sex life up!!! What's wrong with that? If he is sex frigid, then I SEND HIM TO sexual therapist in order to rebuke sex frigid! PRAY PRAY PRAY he will turn into sex-starved husband rush to home after work----getting me my favorite octupussy analogy!

Let Needlelady be male-bashing!

She does not know nothing about the alternatives form of dating without having sex! The meaning of relationship as well as marriage foundation!

Good luck whatever you do with your husband!

Needlelady:
I disagree,  most Nigerian men are not interested in your perspective, they are only interested in how fresh your body is and how they can insert their winnie  in your  slot machine , that's why they waste their years chasing college girls when their dutiful wife is at home putting their lives together. They only think of perspective when thy need a wife(whome they'll eventually abandon sexless at home while chasing honey bunnies in the universities and high schools) pathetic!

@Needlelady

I disagreed with you like as @4Him has said it all! You picked WRONG NIGERIAN GUYS who are SEX-MANIC and moochers!!! Sad for you not know THE DIFFERENCE!

oziomatv:

I think their abandoned sexless wives applied this God's great law law of SEX EVERY 2 YEARS?

who's changing my post that not what I wrote.

It is NL's word filter automatically when it comes to religion, cursed, or insult words.

Needlelady:
Can you get a handful even in this nairaland? No. Men will be men.

Hell no. . . not in this NL to find PROVERBS 31 men- - -NO WAY!. I already answered on the topic, "Giving Your Fellow Nairalanders A Chance".

ibkaye:
Celibacy Is The Way! It's Working For Me!

Word! Until i found a decent Proverbs 31 guy complying with my best insights of relationship compatibility.

Pennywise:
I agree with you here Uspry. But matured and experienced woman often times have too many issues.

@Pennywise

I talk about the independent women who are matured financial stability and experienced walk by FAITH to sacrifice all issues to God's hand in order to release the burden! NO PROBLEM!

Not the ones who are EXTRA BAGGAGES! Sorry! There are 6 different types of women out there you might not aware of.

I suggest you to read more Christian single women books to understand better about modernization Proverbs 31 men!!!

There are MANY PROVERBS 31 MEN out there humbly to seek for wives!

I have no commet to answer your question. Because I notice here romance section are HEAVILY talking about sex, sex, sex answered by NL FEMALE who complains TOO MUCH!!!

What in the world everyone talk about SEX, SEX, SEX?   It turns me off!

What happen to look at commitment, characteristics, maturity, honesty, etc. to build stronger relationship better? NOT ONLY SEX, there are many more ways to spice love life HOTTER than summer season!

That is why most men walk away look for matured experienced woman who understand male perspective without criticizing or judging them. NO DRAMA, NO MATERISTIC, NO GOLD DIGGERS!

LOL! 2 years to hold NO SEX until marriage! Very funny! What about you, women(non-virgins), can you hold NO SEX for 2 years? I talk about sexual urge you could not hold THAT LONG FOREVER!!!

The Sly:
Lemme come and disturb this woman when she comes online. . . . . .its been a while

@the sly

Go ahead make my day! Pick on me when I come online!

Se o wa pa, ore mi @the sly? I just dey pupo mo ti se sturvs nihinyi!

O da bo, ore mi, @the sly!

aniffy4eva:
@ Uspry1

o ga ju!!

Mi o mo nkan ti mo ma ko si biyi, mo kan ni wipe kin ki e sha!

Mo si gbadun thread e yi, maa ma yoju si biyi leekna kan.

O da bo!


Translation. . .

This is amazing!

I don't know what to post here, i just thought to greet you!

I enjoyed this thread of yours, i'll check here from time to time.

Bye!

bawo ni ore mi, aniffy4eva. I just dey pupo mo ti se sturvs nihinyi!

Ose gan le timo fun mi! Eyi si easy fun mi amoye Yoruba lingua.

wetin leti iwo?

O da bo, ore mi!

You suppose to modify your own MySQL username/password you first installed PhpMyAdmin front-end on either your web hosting server (remote host) or local host.

$dbhost = 'db.php-mysql-tutorial.com:3306'; //your MySQL host server name
$dbuser = 'root';  //your MySQL username
$dbpass = 'password'; // your MySQL password

Did you upload connection.php on your HTML directory folder the same place where you upload index.html and all other external files?

@Nwando

Nope! You are not one of them---obsessed with saving money!

I am one of them being frugal with children's fund for college, timesharing property for vacation resort condominium, yearly vacation cruise for the deaf, and economically computer upgrades parts/peripherals (i am computer freak). Very wisely money management plan where my mother had taught me when i was 15 years old to start with my first time opening bank checking/saving account.

At my former church in the deaf ministry, I taught all deaf members on the topic, "Dave Ramey's teaching principle: THE 7 BABY STEPS - Begin Your Journal to Financial Peace" learning how to get out of debt at below:

[list]
[li]$1,000 to start an Emergency Fund[/li]
[li]Pay off all debt using the Debt Snowball[/li]
[li]3 to 6 months of expenses in savings[/li]
[li]Invest 15% of household income into Roth IRAs and pre-tax retirement[/li]
[li]College funding for children[/li]
[li]Pay off home early[/li]
[li]Build wealth and give! Invest in mutual funds and real estate [/li]
[/list]

My ex-husband whom I divorced is now FOOL to discover about me - - -living in comfortable lifestyle while he still struggles with his too many illness! Because he is excessively money spending recklessly on lavish materials, egostics, stingy, and hard-headed like a donkey. He is very deep debt-ridden!!!

DISCLAIMER:
Who is Dave Ramsey? Dave Ramsey is the voice of financial wisdom in today's debt-ridden lifestyle. (AMERICAN)

I earned a certificate of FINANCIAL WEALTH BUILDING: beat a debt' from my former church bible institute where my pastor taught the same I used above for hearing congregations. My pastor is a licensed teacher/presenter of Dave Ramsey's Church Program to teach his own congregation to use God's money at God's way.

TRUE FACT:
70% of the Americans DO NOT HAVE SAVING Accounts, they are cash-strapped on deep debt-ridden lifestyle.

I disagreed with them as follow below:

@RichyBlacK -  his quote: "MIT, Harvard, Stanford and Yale are expensive schools and my household income will not qualify for any form of "low income" scholarship".

I am below the upper middle class income but not in poverty class, my household income does qualified me entering my distance university to earn my 2004 BFA degree with 3.9 GPA Summa Cum Laude (not IVY universities, @RichyBlack mentioned above).  My daughter got several scholarships, saving bonds, leadership financial support entering her nursing school last year as well as remaining years that is based on my household income.

@Babs_O - SAVING MONEY do not cause US ECONOMY recession!!! THAT'S TOO BAD for people who are debt-ridden and money spending recklessly without thinking about having SAVING ACCOUNTS using 7 baby steps I mentioned above.

@damola1 - I STAY AWAY FROM MY FAMILY after my mother taught me about money management when i was 15 years old. Now i am grown adult, my parent now is debt-ridden, crying out seeking for help! It puzzled me!!!     They were the one who always asked me for my money ALL THE TIME. I am sick of it- - -moved out at my own!  My mother is OVERPROTECTIVE, WORRYWART, PARANOID over me facing in a HEARING WORLD, because of MY DEAFNESS she worry about people out there take advantage of me. Now they go taking money management class and financial advisor help at their own.

@Anuli ph - I do live in America to enjoy my life with NO WORRY ABOUT FINANCIAL BURDEN!!! Poor people in America who are debt-ridden pulling their hairs to have lousy money management plan with BAD MORTGAGE, BAD JOBS, and goes on,  Can't wait for my son GETTING OUT OF MY HOUSE 3 more years toward his high school graduation!  

Yes, it can be done developing your own HAUSA word processor using MICROSOFT VISUAL BASIC or JAVA to toggle the toolbar buttons: Bold, Underline, and recognise the language character intonation. Also work on Flash too!

Already existed selling that product internationally developed by Nigerian placing on USA eCommerce site.

I am not a VB or JAVA programmer. You will find it on GOOGLE.COM.

What kind of project you talk about? What kind of seminar you look for?

use GOOGLE.COM you will find MANY PROJECTS/SEMINAR out there!

Good luck!

There are few things you get started with:

[list]
[li]Have you installed WAMP or XAMP depend on what kind of Operating system you use on your computer/laptop.[/li]


[li]Have your own HTML editor software installed on your computer/laptop.[/li]


[li]Have registered your own domain name that goes with web hosting service you selected the basic web host package[/li]


[li]Be sure web hosting service includes PHP/MySQL installed on their server[/li]


[li]Study on FREE Nairaland tutorial: Designing A Website for Beginners that is found at https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-17942.0.html [/li]


[li]Once you have GREAT CONFIDENCE understanding the HTML, CSS, web design concepts, then you are ready rolling up your long shirt sleeves starting to build your own three-column tier web page to be uploaded to your web hosting server. You already have your own FTP username/password from domain registrar to be accessed it. [/li]


[li]Once your web page is ready for obtaining all your registered RSS API/scripts from chick.com, cnn.com to be inserted for your blank left-column or right-column web contents. [/li]


[li]If RSS API/script is contained with PHP SCRIPT, then you need to learn basic PHP SCRIPT (usually designed for web developer who can understand advanced programming such as PHP, ASP, #C, JAVA, XML, Flash Actionscripting, JAVASCRIPT, goes on. . .)[/li]


[li]It take time for you to learn everything about web designing as your PASSIONATE in order to be able to update yoour web page at your own without hiring the web designer to do the job for you. [/li]
[/list]

It took me learning all of this starting from high school and college plus college career development with 15 years working experiences in 20 years ago in order to get started my own home-based web designing business in 2000. (8 years ago).

Good Luck!
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If you cannot do it, then THAT IS YOUR LAST RESORT, hiring an experienced web designer to do the job what you want.