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HALLELUJAH! TGIF!

HALLELUJAH! TGIF!

HALLELUJAH! TGIF!

HALLELUJAH! TGIF!

HALLELUJAH! TGIF!

You are new NL member, welcome to NL.

For photography, go look at TECHNOLOGY board under "GRAPHICS" section at below link provided:

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/board-45.0.html

For Up coming Events, I don't think so, because this is forum discussion. This is not a place for event announcements!!!

Usually individual announces up-coming events on posting separately that is depend on which section it belong to.

tufe:
i'm sorry uspry, but i don't knwo what TGIF is.

TGIF is abbreviated for "Thank God it is Friday!"

akinnex:
niyyie and uspry1 you are both in Ghana and Usa respectively thanks for your comments but all the same today i was able to chat wit a friend in the states a white Guy and i have sinced opened an account with paypal .
i intend shipping local fabrics to this Guy and i get paid.as of today i am not sure of how to get my money from paypal
please advise also Niyyie please enlighten me about the alert pay do i need a current account in nigeria to get the funds
and uspry1 i think you too can help do u know of mean where by i can get funds sent from the usa to Me in Nigeria aside from Western union and Money Grammme

Thanks

If you already opened your own PAYPAL account and want to get money from PAYPAL, then you need fill out the financial info on PAYPAL account profile somewhere which mean you put your bank checking/saving account with the routing number or credit card account on the blank financial info inside PAYPAL account profile. Then hit the submit.

The PAYPAL will process to verifiy your banking checking/saving account or credit card account for 48 hours (2 business days exclude weekend). After 48 hours ended, it will ask you for two amounts confirmation submission. Once you respond the two confirmation answers.  If it is correct answer, PAYPAL will let you know that your financial info is confirmed and verified.

Then you will use "WITHDRAW" your money.  It will PROMPTLY withdraw the amount from customer send you money to be transferred to either confirmed bank checking/saving account or credit card account. DO NOT FORGET THAT PAYPAL is already deducted on your exact amount for its transation fee (2.9-3.5% and nomial fee for currency exchange fee).

After 4 business days, your money will be AVAILABLE ready in your bank checking/saving account or credit card account.  So you can go any ATM teller machine withdrawing your money from your bank checking/saving account or credit card account.

That's it! Good Luck!

NOTICE: you should make aware the fact that NIGERIA is blacklisted on PAYPAL, unless you have US/UK bank checking/saving account with US/UK residence address on PAYPAL account.

tufe:
hey uspry, wassu?

@tufe

Nothing much, but grateful that today is TGIF! what about u?

[center]HITCHHIKER JOKE[/center]

A deaf driver was exhausted driving on a long trip and saw a hitchhiker holding a paper sign "LAS VEGAS" along a busy highway. https://img.tfd.com/wn/1D/6912F-hitchhiker.jpg

A deaf driver quickly stopped by and opening the passenger door with his hand motion "COME". Because he cannot talk only use sign language.

The hitchhiker came in and got passenger seat. A deaf driver gestured to hitchhiker to let him know by nodding both hands on both his ear covering then one hand on his mouth covering. (mean he cannot hear and cannot talk).

The hitchhiker got the hinted and pointed his paper sign, "LAS VEGAS".  The deaf driver shake his head pointed it to gesture his both hands opening and closing 3 times. (30)

The hitchhiker assumed saying,"30 miles to go". The deaf driver shakes his head," yes!"

Then as they go on the highway, the hitchhiker watched him amazing about driving skillfully.

Suddenly a police siren flashed behind the deaf driver's car as they pulled over. The hitchhiker panicked wondering how can a deaf driver communicate with the policeman.

The policeman came over and saw a deaf man (driver) gestured nodding both hands on both ears covering and then one hand on his mouth covering. Policeman understood and wrote down a paper saying,"you are dismissed but please watch out for speed".

The deaf driver gestured to Policeman,"Sorry, Thank" and bye. As they go off the road.

The hitchhiker was relieved and thinking,"Wow! I can do that".  Again the deaf driver pulled over and asked hitchhiker taking turn to drive for him.

Hitchhiker said no problem. As they go on the road. The deaf driver slept so heavily while the hitchhiker drove in a high speed.

Suddenly there is police siren again! The hitchhiker was so confidence ready to copycat what the deaf driver did previously.

MORAL RESULT:  That policeman knows sign language asking the hitchhiker for driver license and registration card in sign language. The hitchhiker panicked and wake the deaf driver up asking for translating what the policeman said.

End up the hitchhiker got a speed ticket!  

clemcykul:
hugs usryp beiby that is was a tyte one

am begining to enjoy your deaf jokes

@Clemcykul

I am glad you enjoyed my deaf jokes so freshly new!

Romance Section is THE MOST HILARIOUS for me to read as my laughter best medicine!

[center]https://www.cybergifs.com/faces/smileywaving.gif **** Clemcykul  **** https://www.cybergifs.com/faces/smileywaving.gif

I have an CLICKABLE invitation ticket for you at below for COMEDY BROADWAY STAGE protrayed by you as comedian whom I invite for you to come.

TICKET INVITATION
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If I am the owner of the comedy nightclub where a hundreds of comedy lovers as audiences come to see @CLEMCYKUL, at the front entrance door, i give all audiences a basketful of TOMATOES as they grab a seat watching the comedian performance.

Promptly at 7pm, the audiences CHANT SILENTLY,"@CLEMCYKUL, @CLEMCYKUL, @CLEMCYKUL".

@CLEMCYKUL appears on the stage so nervously and not understand what all audiences say, so he starts talking so comically that suppose to make AUDIENCES LAUGHING FALL OFF THE FLOOR.

Instead of that, ALL AUDIENCES throw TOMATOES at @CLEMCYKUL, he furiously yelled,"WHY THEY DO THAT?"

Beside him, the sign language interpreter answered to him, "because i was instructed by the comedy club manager to translate in sign language "THROW A TOMATO TO COMEDIAN" - - -NOT WHAT INTERPRETER TRANSLATE WHAT YOU SAY all the way while @CLEMCYKUL talks comically."

Therefore, @CLEMCYKUL has  no idea that my comedy night club is designated for DEAF COMEDY LOVERS as AUDIENCES. He have no understand about DEAF CULTURE, period!

https://www.cybergifs.com/faces/twosmileys.gif [size=14pt]POWER DEAF USPRY1 COMEDY BLOCK PARTY CLUB[/size] https://www.cybergifs.com/faces/twosmileys.gif

https://www.cybergifs.com/faces/twosmileys.gif [size=14pt]POWER DEAF USPRY1 COMEDY BLOCK PARTY CLUB[/size] https://www.cybergifs.com/faces/twosmileys.gif

If you choose LOGMEIN HAMACHI. However, I suggest you to TRY EXPERIMENTING ON different Products, the following hyperlinks on the left-hand side/column bar: features, how it work, etc. before you decide which PRODUCT is the best for you fitting your company remote networking between PH and Warri!

Let's look at the features of HAMACHI tells you what they has offer for you at below:

FREE vs. PREMIUM - explains the difference betweeen FREE LICENSE and PREMIUM LICENSE in details. It also tells you how many network clients support.

HOW IT WORKS - explains how HAMACHI works as an UDP-based virtual private networking system.

lLEARN HOW HAMACHI SECURITY WORKS - explains about HAMACHI encrypted and authenticated security with industry-standard algorithms and protocols.

Good Luck!!!

Two ways you can easily access to remote between Port Harcourt office and Warri office obtaining your accounting account each other electronically without making a commuter.

1.) You can register the web-based remote access such as "GoToMyPC" (link: https://www.gotomypc.com/) or Check out LOGMEIN.com (link: https://secure.logmein.com/home.asp), to select one of two PRODUCTS that is best for you:
[list]
[li]LOGMEIN FREE or[/li]
[li]LOGMEIN HAMACHI[/li]
[/list]

2.) or you can register your own WINDOWS LIVE MESSENGER (formerly MSN Messegner) in order to set up using Windows XP/Vista's  "Remote Assistance" that allows you to access remoted client's computer system to open client's local server to replicate source data into client's accounting system. Be sure you and your client must have Windows Live Messenger login on simulanteously.

Google how to use Windows' Remote Assistance or check with your  Windows XP/Vista Help and Support.

Please check the following existing threads at below:

I Need Assistance In Installing Yahoo Messenger
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-99954.0.html

I Am Having Problems With Downloading Yahoo Messenger Please
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-121320.0.html

Please Help, Can't Load Yahoo Messenger
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-114697.0.html

Yahoo Chat and Yahoo Mail Beta Now Integrated
www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-53083.0.html

Yahoo Messenger Closes When I Click Sign In
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-119893.0.html

FOR MOBILE (CELLPHONE) ONLY:

Help Needed For Yahoo Messenger On Nokia 5700
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-124623.0.html

Yahoo Messenger On My Mobile Phone
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-2781.0.html

Please check out the existing threads on the topic "Mikrotik Router" at below:

Mikrotik Router is the best routing OS ever: Install as router
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-125072.0.html

Network Software and Bandwidth Monitor
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-115820.0.html

802.11b Wireless ISP CPE: How To Build?
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-12685.0.html

[quote author=fransois_1 link=topic=74711.msg1428569#msg1428569 date=1187964092]Web4Africa supports online payment systems like , Alertpay, Moneybookers, Paypal and also accepts payments via these payment gateways. We can integrate these online payment system into your website.[/quote]I think he offers you his E-Commerce solution service for your business to provide products for sale online, receive payments online, give customer support online and provide product information online to a worldwide audience.

[list]
[li]Online Payment System[/li]
[li]Shopping Carts [/li]
[/list]

Click here for detailed info>>> Web4Africa: E-Commerce Solution

Good luck!!!

GGGGOOOOODDDDDDD AAAAFFFFTTTTTEEEEERRRNNNOOOONNNN to all NL posters here who still ponder their minds!!!!

ituen:
All your posts have been about the deaf.

Are you one of them? _{innocently asking}

clemcykul:
the guy na deaf, dumb, and cripple hear the name sef uspry1
the name sef dey cause epilepsy

tufe:
na mofo him be

What is wrong to have sharing my deaf culture to be educated anywhere here at NL?

All you do MAKE FUN OF real DEAF FEMALE NL MEMBER here - - -NOT WELCOME TO THIS JOKE ETC. SECTION!!!

Not fair for me learn your NIGERA CULTURE and LANGUAGE! Look at my journal that has a link toward my learning YORUBA WRITING SKILLS!!!

So WHY NOT LEARN MY DEAF CULTURE to teach you by giving you MY RIDDLES based on my REAL LIFE DEAF EXPERIENCES to be shared with?

O DABO to all joke lovers on NL!!! Focus on my moderating job on other sections!!!

Anyone has succeeded finding any Nigerian food to buy in the USA as I suggest above mentioned.

Hope you find one by now!!!

RichyBlacK:
uspry1,

What happened to the "Seun Where Is Kobojunkie?" thread?

I dunno what happen to it after I left running my errand several hours later then got back online, it suddenly disappears so quickly. No trace to be discovered via NL google. Obviously it deletes.

uspry1:
What is something flashing with deafening loud alarm on the entry hall wall in the house?

JUST WARMER ANSWER, BUT NO:

ituen:
Door bell

CORRECT ANSWER:

Wired Smoke Detector Fire Alarm with the strobe light that is installed on the entry hall wall as well as each bedroom and kitchen. When smoke hits the smoke detector, it will alarm VERY DEAFENING LOUD at the same time FLASHING strobe light. It costs under $80 dollars USD and required to hire electrical contractor to install them.

If deaf homeowner hires electrical contractor to hook up the electrical wires entire around the house, then both doorbell and phone signal will also FLASHING the strobe light when it rings. It costs $500 dollars USD to hook it up on the power utility box to control entire electrical wires linking to every strobe light installed on each room.

https://www.abledata.com/product_images/images/08A0008.jpg

I nominate Kobojunkie a moderator for PROGRAMMING SECTION at NL Technology board.

Somewhere Seun wrote for MODERATOR REQUEST for particular forum section I tried to google it. (that thread deleted):

MODERATOR for particular forum section NEEDED:

1.) Must be Nairaland civic responsibility in accordance of Nairaland rules/regulations. Trustworthy to Nairaland members.

2.) Must be Passionate on FORUM SECTION. Involved in more than one section postings.

3.) Have excellent communication skill among Nairaland members well. _{(i wrote, not Seun)}

4.) Duty responsibility for:
[list]
[li]move annoying AD threads, duplicate threads, non-related topic threads to the appropriate forum section;[/li]
[li]report any offenders to the forum administration;[/li]
[li]report any spam to the forum administration;[/li]
[li]and delete offensive or inappropriate threads.[/li]
[/list]

5.) Understand that MODERATOR has NO AUTHORIZATION to ban anyone on Nairaland.

Above link the poster provided that is detailed below:

SOFTWARE DEVELOPER NEEDED

An ICT solution integrator needs the urgent services of web developers ( knowledge of Linux and networking technologies would be of advantage).

send your CVs and inquiries to [email]momohibrahim@gmail.com [/email]

@poster

I have the similar experience you have but not the ones family in law.  You don't have to provide money for family-in-law, not by force like @busta has said it all.

If you know there is alternative resources helping your family-in-law without financial support, then that's it!

Good luck!

ashe2:
ABEG I DIDNT EVEN GET TO SEE THIS ALMONDJOY!!! WAT DOES DAT MEAN "YOU ARE A TYPICAL NIGERIAN" I TAKE GOD BEG YOU PLEASE IN THE NAME OF GOD WATCH YOUR TONGUE OR IN CASE YOU HAVE NOTICED THIS IS NAIRALAND AND I PERSONALLY WILL NOT TAKE IT LIKELY THAT YOU ACTUALLY HAVE THE LIVER TO COMMIT SUCH FALLACY HERE PLEASE DO ADHERE TO CORRECTIONS OR You CAN RELOCATE TO DOLLARLAND WHERE YOU AND YOUR FELOW AMERICANS WHO BEHAVE SO AMERICANS CAN REASON WELL!!

@ashe2

You are typical new Nairaland member that ALWAYS FORGOT that there are American-Nigerians as well as other Nigerian abroad out there!

You, ASHE2, expect this Nairaland is for NIGERIANS only? You are DEADLY WRONG! Nairaland is for EVERYONE FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD both Nigerians and non-Nigerians that are MORE THAN WELCOME!

Please adhere the Nairaland rules! Watch your TONGUE insulting grown adults ARE MUCH OLDER THAN YOU ARE out there! SIGH! SIGH!

Do you mean subscription submission management (download management) software or online in order to get free downloaded e-book or PDF document or to upload there own eBooks, Software or Video files to the download manager for subscribers to download your product(s)?

Nothing wrong with fall in love with your gardener! You never know one day gardener will become rich famous landscaping business.

Have you seen rented movie called "SOMETHING NEW" starring Simon Baker, Sanaa Lathan, and Alfre Woodard? (2006)

This movie talks about black woman who is top-senior financial consultant falls in love with white guy who is landscaper (advanced experienced gardner).

DIFFERENCE: highest paid job vs one-man own business with good salary working with rich people's homes.

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REAL LIFE:
My father used to be landscaper subcontractor working with middle-class people's home for 10 years until retired! I was his part-time bookkeeper to keep track of all his business expenses for his tax return purposes. During his landscaping business, he owns three land/home properties.

Good morning (USA time: 7:11AM) to everyone! I know it is good afternoon here in Nigeria!

I don't know why I have good mood today despite of my USA weather gloomy raining there!

uspry1:
What is a special instrument typewriter-like with on the top of acoustic cup for telephone headset hook-up that carry one-line message over the landline called?

ituen:
Hmmmm. . . . . . . .

A code transmitter?

A code transmitter ? ? ? ? ROTFLOL! Wrong answer

ANSWER: TDD or TTY. Both are stands for Telecommunication or Teletype device for the deaf.

https://www.michiganrelay.com/tdd.jpg