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unbitchable:
I can't understand why ladies make a big deal out of chyking them. I'm not holding brief for Reno but the fact that he chyke you isn't our biz. You can't throw the marital blackmail on his face, he is married and still is, you on the other hand, is a single mother, no husband. I been like this woman but found out Yayah Bello dey run e package steady, i commot eye .

you be wan run her pakage abi

davosea:
Idman is back

Please can you give me biss key for idman always scrambled during match

Thanks

Why would they meet osibanjo, why no meet Buhari himself. Is Osibanjo the Commander in Chief. #Endsars

Copycat is boring

AFvckingAlpha:
The fvck
Niggarr!!

I'm not so much of a ff of the Big brother

Infact I prefer to be bombing on Meet Me, than waste the time watching other folks in a house.

That's just what I feel, it don't make me right

Make everybody do wetin them like, I nor dey criticize anyone.

But the truth is we don't need a soothsayer to tell that Laycon will win this money.

#85 milli no be small money o

The hustle continues, I no forh!

Make I go listen to Laycon's fierce while smoking my last sk, make I come dey alright and be in the mood to look for new clienteles

Level up niggarr!!

phreakabit:
Why is he using a make shift background? Where is he broadcasting from?

He is broadcasting From Dubai. After receiving life injection

IvarTheTerrible:


This brings back memories of being a Commodore in the elite corps of the Nigerian Navy Special Boat Service.

We were on NNS Ajuwaya off the coast of Zanzibar when we got a distress signal..

.. from a Nambian merchant ship being attacked by Somali Pirates

It was in a middle of storm so visibility was poor as we climbed on board


We heardd the crash of rapid gun-fire and we knew the Pirates had run out of patience

I quickly emptied most of the magazine of my Heckler Koch into the skinny bodies of 3 of the bad guys

That was when i saw a face we had seen in many secret dossiers, Sarah Aideed Bin Sulimani a.k.a Captain Jaki Siparo,

the most notorious buccaneer cum smuggler. She was a most beautiful amazon but with a black heart.

Shee was coming from below deck with a shiny machete, wiping the blood off it with her sleeves


"Who brings a knife to a gunfight', i asked myself as i aimed at her

I pressed the trigger, once, twice and all i heard was a feeble "PHUUT", "PHUUT".

The smile on my face disappeared pronto! The gun had JAMMED!

Our eyes met and her facial expression could be best described thus : "You are my dinner, tonight"

She started runnning towards me...or trying to because the deck was slippery... there were just 10 steps to cover

10, 9, 8, 7,6 steps..... i had quickly disassembled the magazine and was trying to shake water out of it, trying not to panic


3,2 steps..... and she lunged with her machete raised very high. Destination : my neck, specifically my jugular

1 step...

The waves crashed and she was catapulted into my arms, our lips crushed together and we did this....

https://66.media.tumblr.com/4f9ea416a65eed9c7e731bfdc3d575de/tumblr_pq577riW3V1x1u99ao1_500.gif

I felt her supple body in my arms and we kissed ....salt water mixed with our saliva.

A split second, we were both on an Island alone....a Paradise of our own making....

That was the last moment of pleasure for her because .... i pulled back the safety and pulled the trigger.

Red mist exploded on my face.....

The End.


Culled from Chronicles of the Legend, IVAR

PS - Fvck! i am late for office

you always have a story for any topic lol i am a fan

Very courageous, face your accusations boldly, with this even EFCC will think twice before detaining him more than required. Good luck Fayose

This is wickedness, Buhari is a tyrant

This is is wickedness, let him realise that he may not be president again after 2019. Tyrant

Thanks for your calls but the bird is yet to fly, so keep making your bids, you never know it could be yours

Car still available

Still available

Edunwa302:
1.4?

You try nwanne but never reach. Try more Bro

Still available

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macfreeman007:
How much?

1.7m

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Electronic windows and chairs.
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That moment when you tell your wife,

Banky: Baby please stay in the house my mum and family members are coming, i am going for a show this weekend.

Adesua: Oh baby i forgot to tell you that we are shooting in Enugu this weekend please i cant afford to miss this role please baby try to understand.

Banky:

Nawa o
This set of people eeeh
Why can't you just do your business without spoiling ur name eeeh Mr okuade? There is nothing like good name and I am pretty sure its better than gold
Pay this gul her 20k and have ur rest nah

peeps4u:
Abeg, how did you get it?

How fast is the browsing experience?

How good are the movies channels (yoruba especially)?

Do they have Bein sports as they advertised?

Thanks

He did not say he is using it. What he said was that, only the Data as Value Added Service ( VAS) is good for him

Supersuave2:
never heard of it. Maybe they don't do enough marketing

Is a terrestrial TV and their broadcasting is not HD and they are not in every state mostly in south East and few other States

Supersuave2:
If TSTV shows all EPL and UCL matches live and doesn't hike their prices in few months then DSTV will permanently lose its grip on Nigerians.

Kamapade mo

For sure

Is official now TSTV unveiling is live now on AIT tune in to catch a glimpse Bye DStv

Where are they? No body is saying anything na wa oh
All I kn is

The Gods are not at sleep

Me too

God is with umuya