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TV/Movies / Re: Whatsapp Group For Movie Lovers (flash, Arrow, Agent Of SHIELD, Supergirl, Etc) by USUKUMA(m): 7:51am On Feb 26, 2019
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TV/Movies / Re: Who Is Your Favorite Character In Family Guy? by USUKUMA(m): 7:46am On Feb 26, 2019
Gay stewie� for his accent and savagery.
Education / Re: 2019 JAMB Registration: Lagos, Kaduna & Abuja Recorded Highest Candidates So Far by USUKUMA(m): 7:47am On Jan 31, 2019
ORIENTATION101:
substantial percentage of the m waec is their final bustop. Next thing is to enter Aba,onitsha, ariaria or travel down to north and west to start trade and fanyogo business

at least they go there for business purposes. your d*p sh*t ilk on the other hand, come down here-- especially calabar-- infesting our streets and markets with their never ending kids begging. you can't walk freely without those poor kids dragging along with you...holding you arms, legs, and won't let go. Tbh, I hate to share a country with you savages.
Education / Re: 2019 JAMB Registration: Lagos, Kaduna & Abuja Recorded Highest Candidates So Far by USUKUMA(m): 7:40am On Jan 31, 2019
alhassanyusuf29:
Hahaha it's only waec exams that the delusional region of the potopoto land top the ranking bcoz of the ability get expo anyhow grin cheesy

lmao, you northern illiterates are always amusing.
Do you know that WAEC papers get interchanged... different states switch the papers for marking/scoring processes. I happened to live next door to a teacher once, and also helped cross lines on the empty pages after he scored them. 96% of the persons with severe piss poor marks were northerners. As in, una no just saby book.
Phones / Re: nairalanders help me with Android games to download by USUKUMA(m): 8:58am On Jan 28, 2019
Ejadike:
I was joking bro. You can use just 200mb or less sef


lol. OK sha. it has multiplayer features right? I'm bout downloading it
Phones / Re: nairalanders help me with Android games to download by USUKUMA(m): 9:38am On Jan 27, 2019
Ejadike:
10gb
my goodness, that's a lot! na to use wifi sure pass
TV/Movies / Re: IF YOU WANT TO BE PART OF A BOX OFFICE SHATTERING MOVIE PRODUCTION, GET IN HERE by USUKUMA(m): 7:38pm On Jan 26, 2019
lol.
Education / Re: Changing Of Email Address On Jamb Application by USUKUMA(m): 9:45pm On Jan 22, 2019
what happened?
Romance / Re: Make Sure You Have 30 Billion In Your Account Before I Can Date You- Lady Brags by USUKUMA(m): 4:44pm On Jan 02, 2019
Proudlyngwa:
grin
The feeling is mutual baby, I also only date girls with 30 billion in their account.


Unfortunately most girls like you, your account is your imagination.

logically evil.
Romance / Re: Make Sure You Have 30 Billion In Your Account Before I Can Date You- Lady Brags by USUKUMA(m): 4:40pm On Jan 02, 2019
SweetBuns:
Please is that a man or a woman?


I think its a man cause those mammary glands are nonexistent.

Tbh sha I hate women who talk like this. What's preventing you from having that #30,000,000,000 in your account? Shows the sign of a lazy woman who doesn't want to work. I'm ashamed of women like har undecided


dayumm, really happy that we still have reasonable women existing today.
Phones / Re: Proof To Show How Legit We Are, Our Data Of Any Network Are So Cheap by USUKUMA(m): 4:30pm On Jan 02, 2019
njuwo:
The difference is you save 30 Naira sir.

you aren't Ready for business, mate. there's dawgs who sell cheaper
Phones / Re: nairalanders help me with Android games to download by USUKUMA(m): 7:41am On Jan 02, 2019
Try SHADOW GUN. the first one is offline
Phones / Re: nairalanders help me with Android games to download by USUKUMA(m): 7:40am On Jan 02, 2019
MONEY247:
D-day Contract killer Nova PUGB
if I intend to play PUGB mobile for 5hours, how much data should I budget?
Phones / Re: Proof To Show How Legit We Are, Our Data Of Any Network Are So Cheap by USUKUMA(m): 7:37am On Jan 02, 2019
these aren't cheap, oga. what's the diff b/w 970 and 1k for airtel 1.5gb?
Family / Re: German Wife Of Nigerian Man Shares Experience Visiting Nigeria With Her Kids by USUKUMA(m): 10:50pm On Dec 18, 2018
good. we sure wouldn't want them becoming a nazi
Romance / Re: Outrage As Men Sexualize A -5-year-old Girl Wearing Bum Shorts On TV Talk Show by USUKUMA(m): 10:54am On Dec 18, 2018
AlphaStyles:
the thing is that kids this days grow like agric fowl especially the girls i saw a 13 year old looking like a 17 year old unlike our time when we grow according to our age some nigerian people no like advice 2 men come to una studio to give una advice una repay them with accusations nigeria too like copy copy abeg see asian countries with rich culture and morals we no see them to copy na western nudity style we want

good thing say most of our kids no dey grow like their mates for the western world, pedophilia for be Naija capital. I wasn't impressed with the replies the men got on there. I've also come to conclude that 95% of nigerian women are the reason our country's average IQ gets ridiculed

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Romance / Re: Outrage As Men Sexualize A -5-year-old Girl Wearing Bum Shorts On TV Talk Show by USUKUMA(m): 10:39am On Dec 18, 2018
AlphaStyles:
Lmao the devil issa liar grin
asin eh, lmao.
Romance / Re: Outrage As Men Sexualize A -5-year-old Girl Wearing Bum Shorts On TV Talk Show by USUKUMA(m): 10:39am On Dec 18, 2018
AlphaStyles:
Lmao the devil issa liar grin
asin eh, lmao.

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Romance / Re: Outrage As Men Sexualize A -5-year-old Girl Wearing Bum Shorts On TV Talk Show by USUKUMA(m): 10:27am On Dec 18, 2018
AlphaStyles:
they are not sexualizing the kids they are talking about what other people might do to them if they see them in such clothings jeez cant people get that into their brain?


as in eh. my country people mumu eh. I remember an occasion when a girl came with her mom to the place I work. I hadn't seen the girl's face or heard her talk, but I could see the rest of her body(from the back) through the window. she was wearing those shorts, black color, pretty tight. I thought well, that's a teenager like me, maybe flirting won't be such a bad idea. I left my post to attend to them, whilst getting a proper view, and lo and behold, it was a chubby little girl. Na so I kukuma run go wash my eyes, and recite the appropriate prayers.

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Celebrities / Re: Gifty Powers Reveals The Father Of Her Child - Photos by USUKUMA(m): 10:11am On Dec 18, 2018
Kolombz:
I dislike this lady alot.Her hubris repulses me.
I am not surprised that she is refusing to admit that Mr 2kay is the father of her child.What else do you expect from an attention seeker.She is just trying to make a fuss about the whole drama in a bid to seek relevance.
She feels that if she concedes that Mr2kay is the father of her child,it would diminish her ego after incessantly denying ever being a relationship with Mr2kay in the past.
That is the schtick of a very pompous person like Gifty


I don't like her one bit.
Celebrities / Re: Photos Of Dele Momodu And His Sons by USUKUMA(m): 9:38am On Dec 18, 2018
so, they're all gay?
Travel / Re: Kazakhstan Air Astana's Aircraft That Is Painted To Look Like A Snow Leopard by USUKUMA(m): 9:35pm On Dec 16, 2018
looks like a snake with whiskers
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Please Help! Are DSLR Cameras Good For Recording Events? by USUKUMA(m): 4:25pm On Dec 16, 2018
lmao, dude, canon 7D mark II which is a good deal for low light costs 500k and above
TV/Movies / Re: Who Are Your Top Hollywood Directors? by USUKUMA(m): 1:03pm On Dec 16, 2018
meh, just state your fav, and vamoose.

I love everyone of them directors whose movies I enjoyed.
The aforementioned ones, and james wan. I'm also not forgetting legendary korean directors.

loved Gibson for apocalypto.
James wan for the conjuring. hope aquaman doesnt fail
James cameron for avatar/titanic
Steven Spielberg for saving private ryan, jurassic park, adventures of tin tin
Quentin tarantino inglorious basterds, kill bill
Christopher Nolan for dark knight, inception, dunkirk
Peter jackson for king kong, hobbit series.

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TV/Movies / Re: 'Rise’ A Movie About Boko Haram Attacks In Nigeria (Photos) by USUKUMA(m): 9:28pm On Dec 15, 2018
okay, I'll see if since it's hollywood making it. our Nigerian filmmakers are all shits.
Celebrities / Re: Sonia Ogbonna Reacts To Linda Ikeji's Breakup Story, Comes To Her Defense by USUKUMA(m): 9:24pm On Dec 15, 2018
milf club?
Phones / Re: Airtel Latest Subscription 2018: Airtel Android Subscription For N300 by USUKUMA(m): 6:50pm On Dec 13, 2018
Aprokogist247:


Yes, and it works.
yeah yeah... I just downloaded 3 movies, 2 games from play store, and a youtube song with it. tx
Phones / Re: How To Download Youtube Video To Mobile Phone by USUKUMA(m): 12:19pm On Dec 13, 2018
okooloyun1:
1080p and 720p formats are not on savefrom for some time now.

that depends on the video you're downloading. if it wasn't uploaded with that format or a one higher, like 4k etc, you won't find it. I recently downloaded a 1080p stock footage I needed for my short film. Ive even seen 4k formats on there.
Phones / Re: How To Download Youtube Video To Mobile Phone by USUKUMA(m): 11:22am On Dec 13, 2018
or just copy the link and paste it on savefromnet. com. you'd get diff formats.... mp4 (1080, 720, 360, allHD)
144p, 240p... lesser formats with eyesore pic quality.
Phones / Re: Airtel Latest Subscription 2018: Airtel Android Subscription For N300 by USUKUMA(m): 10:45am On Dec 13, 2018
anyone here tried it?
Crime / Re: Man Pulls Off His Shirt To Fight Colleague. See What Happened Seconds Later. by USUKUMA(m): 9:34am On Dec 10, 2018
friggin' amateurs battling like ladies. imagine if that other dude was an actual boxer, lmao. analysis of the below par fight:
WEAVING: 0
JABS: ZERO
PUNCHES: ZERO
RANDOM SWINGS: PRESENT

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