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PhonesRe: Notepad "world Trade Centre Trick": : by Utali(m): 7:24pm On May 24, 2009
You should work with CIA, email me for more details
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here! by Utali(m): 7:21pm On May 24, 2009
Chelsea Produce Golden boot winner
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Sunderland(2) Vs Chelsea(3) On Sunday 24th May by Utali(m): 7:21pm On May 24, 2009
Anelka!!! Golden boot
BusinessRe: How Much Did You Exchange The Dollar For Today? by Utali(m): 7:10pm On May 22, 2009
Folks what's the topics again? ' How Much Did You Exchange The Dollar For Today'?

I changed 200 Naira shocked
RomanceRe: Nigerian Guys And Zimbabwean Girls by Utali(m): 7:05pm On May 22, 2009
Naija girls!Problem is most guys no sabi fuk. Fuik them well and they will beg you for it.
CelebritiesRe: If U Had 10 Mins With Ur Favourite Celebrity What Would U Do by Utali(m): 7:32pm On May 21, 2009
I'll Let Genevieve know I will give my left leg to Furk her wickedly
PhonesSgh F480 (samsung Tocco) by Utali(op): 8:19am On May 21, 2009
Hi ppl,
I just bought SGH F480 (Samsung Tocco)
I have tried to configure it to browse with mtn to no avail,
I sent Settings to 3888 and they didnt send me the settings, i had to manually enter the settings to my phone but it didnt work still, i don't know if i should use the http settings or the wap settings

I really wan to browse on my phone even if they charge me , ooo i am considering getting a Zain sim today can someone plese tell me how to activate zain to browse on the phone
AutosRe: End Of Dicsussion-honda Accord 2003: For Sale by Utali(m): 1:38pm On May 19, 2009
viperman:
hi lizzy,

Sorry, but can't sell this car for 1.2M.
Story ,
@
Phoney 'Lizzy' trying to con me into a bidding war

@Viperman
This tactics no bad oooo, but the format won't work on me 1.1M Last
AutosRe: End Of Dicsussion-honda Accord 2003: For Sale by Utali(m): 6:25am On May 19, 2009
Interested, but please i hope it doesn't have any fault? coz it looks like it is in a mechanic shop in the pics??

If no fault and i'll come with a Mechanic that will thoroughly access it. I can do 1.1 M call or sms 07038826555
Cash ready
Music/RadioRe: Who Is The Best Music Producer In Nigeria Now? by Utali(m): 5:34am On May 14, 2009
laggchick:
jesse jagz should be no where near that list, He hasnt done enough, You skipped OJB,Mr Daz,Sossick,laylow and other brilliant vet producers only to fix in jesse jagz who we only got to meet last week, This poll is no a free and fair one if it remains this way.I would say youre working for jesse jagz or are jesse jagz.
Imagine Jesse jagz oo for where?? make im siddon for Gutter
Best producer nowhuh abi best prolific producer??

Don Jazzy does a lot of sampling and beat recycling, e.g Ogbono Felli Felli is a Missy Elliot's beat, Tongolo heard a very very similiar tune with a soundtrack in Barber shop 2, the guy just gives us Danceable beat, he aight

ID Cabasa: Good, His beats all sound alike

K -Solo; Good but not there yet, Only thing working for his is prolification (Most ppl have seem to have this notion that if you work with a lot of artistes then you are the best)


Cobhams is tight as an ant's shithole: In this Country, You'll never find a better 'Yankee' kinda producer than him


OJB: I don't know why this guy is being slept on here?? Geez!!! this Guy is the Best, Best and Best Producer of all time; Which producer could do a better work on;

African Queeen
For Instance
Madam: (Azadus)
Eko Ile that Lagos City Song (Storm All Stars) oh, folks you guys forgot OJB all of a sudden?? Is it coz his singing sucks?
PoliticsRe: Lagos Govt Sued Over Ban On Eze Ndigbo Title by Utali(m): 12:00pm On May 12, 2009
They Laid back when Zik almost single handedly brought Independence, and when he was thinking NIGERIA, Awolowo was thinking Yoruba.
During the civil war they made it an Igbo Hausa thingy,
Thats why Patriotism is cockshit to me, folks think Tribe before Country!
Ndi Ofe mmanu a bu Tortoise, i get many of them as 'friends' same thing even in Law school everywhere,

BLACK JEWS -NDI IGBO KWENU!!
PoliticsRe: Lagos Govt Sued Over Ban On Eze Ndigbo Title by Utali(m): 11:52am On May 12, 2009
Obviously you think from your butt,
Read my post and maybe your mini tinny brain could by miracle understand why i made the comment about WE The Igbo people owning most props in Lag than any other Ethnic, (Batcher no follow oo)

For some nincomp who think im in Lagos, sorry im not in Lagos ok? Lagos is not in my top 100 places to stay in Nigeria no offences, no prejudice
and saying that Ndi Igbo should leave Lagos shows that you think with your phallus.

Much ado about Lagos
PoliticsRe: Lagos Govt Sued Over Ban On Eze Ndigbo Title by Utali(m): 5:00pm On May 11, 2009
Lol all of a Sudden Yourba done dey claim Lagos lol
Yoruba get Lagos only for name ok?
Look around, go to places, The Tallest Building in Lagos is owned by an Igbo Man, Alaba Igbo Man, What Can Lagos be without the IGBO Man??
I blame Zik, I blame Igbo people wey Love Nigeria too much, if Igbo people could go with all their properties in Lagos eh, Lagos will be a Desert!!

Look at all these tribalist frontmen oooo

SAN kwa, Make im go sit don for gutter, he is a shame to this Profession; A law that restrains and restricts a fellow from Exercising his heritage!!
I mean his action just shows he bought that 'SANship'

@ farochron

You just dey seek undue attention, If you were a case , I'll call you 'Obitar Dictum' so go find gutter for Mushin Siddon. Anu Mpama

IF THE IGBOMAN IS NOT STRONGER, IF NIGERIA NO DEY FEAR IGBOMAN,
Make the Dredge Rive Niger lets see whats the ado 'bout Lagos
Let Igbo People think HOME!!
PoliticsRe: Lagos Govt Sued Over Ban On Eze Ndigbo Title by Utali(m): 11:29am On May 11, 2009
I don't give a hoot about all those blasting the Igbo People
I am a Legal practitioner:
The Ban is against the Law of Fundamental human rights'; freedom of association ; the Federal Const of Nigeria 1999
And according to section 1 3 Any law that is inconsistent to the FED Law is the the extent of the inconstitency Null and Void

Eff royal blood, Igbo enwe Eze, everybody can be king in my part of Igboland, And in some places you must have royal blood
Who had Royal blood prior to this 'Ezeness'??

So it is ILLEGAL

Who gives a hoot about development without respecting the Rule of Law/Human Right Violation
Fashola or whatever sucks, he should sack his legal Adviser

IGBO KWENU!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans Die In Plane Crash After Liverpool Match! by Utali(m): 11:18am On May 11, 2009
ne4real:
i'm not a chelsea fan and will never be. manchester 4 life !!!!!!!! "UP RED DEVILS". anyway sha it's a sad news. may their souls rest in peace.
So your pathetic sorry asss dont know far EPL rivalry can go?
Folks can be so stupid/Foolish/Selfish/wicked sometimes i wonder if it were the same God that created us

Here we are talking about dead people and you dare say anything else but their soul resting in peace,

If it wouldn't be reactionary and very contradictory of me i would have said you should die while watching the CL finals so you can rest in Man U since they are more important than your soul,

Mock the dead, you will die one day

May their souls and the souls of all the Faithfull departed through the mercy of God rest in Peace Amen
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal(1) Vs Chelsea(4) On Sunday 10th May by Utali(m): 11:08am On May 11, 2009
My God, i can't laff enuff, When Man U Humiliated Assanal, Evra said it was a Game of Men Vs Boys (Assanal being the boys incase your dull head didn't figure!) Now We (CHELSEA) have Molested them, Drogba should just tell them it was a case of Men Vs Foetus  lol,
CHELSEA we Shit on You ,
Assanal Foetus Club

If you don't like Chelsea go and jump off rise building we don't care less, another useless Hungry Nigerian dead end of chapter

Any why you guys be on chelsea's d1ck?? eytime una go dey flock dey enter any thread wey una see chelsea just to exhibit your hate etc if you hate chelsea so much go drink kerosene,

I am too  Chelsea i have never posted on another Club's thread, coz i don't give a blasted fuk bout any other club,
So your coming in here means we have something you want!!
What is it with chelsea  and Chelsea fans??

Is it our Swag?
Is it our Brag?
It is supporting our Club like no other could?
Is it loving our club despite our short comings ??
Is it about other club and their fans telling you they have won 60 champion leagues and 3 Million other Cups while our Dear club got Few and we still give them massive support Love and Honour?

Why do we keep silent?

When they call us Touts? because i for one know I am yet to meet any of my contemporaries who got anything on me,
When they call Abrahomivic Criminal? When they have criminals Governing them in their Own Country lol
When they say we change coaches like rags: eh eh, When a director is not performing what do you do?? hello, Chelsea is someone's bussiness he runs it for a purpose , Can be either fun/Power or gain
Poverty makes you guy forget that football is a hubby, Movich may be spending to be entertained, you guys are so poor you don't think you can own a clud one day for the fun of ithuh Damn! If you know what guys do for hubby here eh!! Have you given a girl 10k Dolls so she can give you a lap dance?? so if i can afford it, you think i am wasting money ?? when you've never seen my account balance!!
When they say we don't play football? Maybe they forgot we can play soccer
When they say we no sabi play? Yet we win clubs wey sabi play, Top Clubs wey sabi play. Logical sense anyonehuh

All these keyboard Internet Ganstas and Sports Analyst go Get A REAL Life

CHELSEA TILL I ENTER THE BLUE PARADISE,

Blue is the colour, football is the game
We're all together and winning is our aim
So cheer us on through the sun and rain
Cos Chelsea, Chelsea is our name.

Here at the Bridge, whether rain or fine
We can shine all the time
Home or away, come and see us play
You're welcome any day

Blue is the colour, football is the game
We're all together and winning is our aim
So cheer us on through the sun and rain
Cos Chelsea, Chelsea is our name

Come to the Shed and we'll welcome you
Wear your blue and see us through
Sing loud and clear until the game is done
Sing Chelsea everyone

Blue is the colour, football is the game
We're all together and winning is our aim
So cheer us on through the sun and rain
Cos Chelsea, Chelsea is our name.

Blue is the colour, football is the game
We're all together and winning is our aim
So cheer us on through the sun and rain
Cos Chelsea, Chelsea is our name.


CHELSEA, Play play play, CHELSEA Fans make e better for una well well, Una no go lack for life
Chelsea fan una go move forward this year and next year
Chelsea fans God go dey guide una, protect una
Chelsea Fans in my next world i will want to be with people like una again,
Chelsea fans the faithfull disciples in defeat and and in Victory
Chelsea fans the loudest mouth in lose and in win
Chelsea ya ga zie oooo
Movich Spend spend spend and more money to your SWISS ACCOUNT from wherever your money comes from
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL Semi-final:Chelsea(1) Vs Barcelona(1) [Agg: 1-1] On Wednesday 6th May by Utali(m): 11:26am On May 07, 2009
Just to show the extent of this Cheat,

PADDY POWER REFUND ON CHELSEA AFTER CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FARCE
Posted on: Thu 07 May 2009
Reacting to the astonishing refereeing in last night's Champions League semi-final, top bookie Paddy Power has wasted no time pledging to refund bets placed on Chelsea to win the encounter and to qualify for the Champions League final.
Chelsea, who were on course for a Champions League final encounter with Manchester United, were seemingly denied at least four penalties and then lost out after a 93rd minute winning strike from Barcelona's Andrés Iniesta.
Paddy Power said: 'The refereeing in tonight's match was disgraceful and we're not going to let our punters suffer because of that nonsense. Anyone who backed Chelsea to win in 90 minutes or to qualify for the Champions League final will get their money back.'

http://www.chelseafc.com/page/LatestNews/0,,10268~1650796,00.html

CHELSEA DISCIPLES!!! Remember nobody ever gave us chances,
They said liverpool will eliminate us, we said it is impossible and proved it!
They said Barca will win us at nou camp with 4-0 we said it is impossible and proved it! with a draw,
They said ok, it is operation STAMFORD BRIDGE demolition that Messi will dribble all the players , Barca played real madrid 6-2 , they will play us 4-0
again we said it is impossible and proved it!

Barca had no offing shot on Target,

CHELSEA, pride of London, Love of my life, The Miracle Makers,
Chelsea agbawo dike izu agbaharia Ya
Chelsea obele anu na eju onu
Chelsea, Iru dike na anu mma Oku
Chelsea ofu ndi ana asi una abiago
Chelsea afu dimkpa afu ogologo imi ya
Chelsea enenie nwa ite ome nue oku,

BLUE DISCIPLES KEEP YOUR HEAD UP HIGH,
Let all EPL fans get behind MAN U for this!!! It is obvious that  Platini , that Son of a blasted, mentally deranged, half brained litter of a frigging wh0re is against English teams!! Go check his history when he was a French Player, so lets leave EPL rivaly and stand with our own and Hope they don't get their Entittlement hijacked.
Im sure Ferguson has learnt one or two from our Match
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL Semi-final:Chelsea(1) Vs Barcelona(1) [Agg: 1-1] On Wednesday 6th May by Utali(m): 11:06am On May 07, 2009
Just to show the extent of this Cheat,

PADDY POWER REFUND ON CHELSEA AFTER CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FARCE
Posted on: Thu 07 May 2009
Reacting to the astonishing refereeing in last night's Champions League semi-final, top bookie Paddy Power has wasted no time pledging to refund bets placed on Chelsea to win the encounter and to qualify for the Champions League final.
Chelsea, who were on course for a Champions League final encounter with Manchester United, were seemingly denied at least four penalties and then lost out after a 93rd minute winning strike from Barcelona's Andrés Iniesta.
Paddy Power said: 'The refereeing in tonight's match was disgraceful and we're not going to let our punters suffer because of that nonsense. Anyone who backed Chelsea to win in 90 minutes or to qualify for the Champions League final will get their money back.'

http://www.chelseafc.com/page/LatestNews/0,,10268~1650796,00.html

CHELSEA DISCIPLES!!! Remember nobody ever gave us chances,
They said liverpool will eliminate us, we said it is impossible and proved it!
They said Barca will win us at nou camp with 4-0 we said it is impossible and proved it! with a draw,
They said ok, it is operation STAMFORD BRIDGE demolition that Messi will dribble all the players , Barca played real madrid 6-2 , they will play us 4-0
again we said it is impossible and proved it!

Barca had no offing shot on Target,

CHELSEA, pride of London, Love of my life, The Miracle Makers,
Chelsea agbawo dike izu agbaharia Ya
Chelsea obele anu na eju onu
Chelsea, Iru dike na anu mma Oku
Chelsea ofu ndi ana asi una abiago
Chelsea afu dimkpa afu ogologo imi ya
Chelsea enenie nwa ite ome nue oku,

BLUE DISCIPLES KEEP YOUR HEAD UP HIGH,
Let all EPL fans get behind MAN U for this!!! It is obvious that  Platini , that Son of a blasted, mentally deranged, half brained litter of a frigging wh0re is against English teams!! Go check his history when he was a French Player, so lets leave EPL rivaly and stand with our own and Hope they don't get their Entittlement hijacked.
Im sure Ferguson has learnt one or two from our Match
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL Semi-final:Chelsea(1) Vs Barcelona(1) [Agg: 1-1] On Wednesday 6th May by Utali(m): 11:04pm On May 06, 2009
bocamadias:
Why is the moderator of this forum playing God by closing my thread??
I opened a thread he she just closed it and directed it to Chelsea fan thread, I wanted ppl to air out their opinion on the refree not the game what has that got to do with chelsea thread, ??
See Cri watever i dey vex for you pass that ref for SB, delete my post by i done tell you my frigging mind
Did the same thing to me,
If wishes could kill eh , bang bang >>>>>
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL Semi-final:Chelsea(1) Vs Barcelona(1) [Agg: 1-1] On Wednesday 6th May by Utali(m): 8:58pm On May 06, 2009
blacksta:
Arsenal fans are counting on chelsea to finish the job in rome - it is london thing.
THANKS
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL Semi-final:Chelsea(1) Vs Barcelona(1) [Agg: 1-1] On Wednesday 6th May by Utali(m): 8:11pm On May 06, 2009
goal,
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL Semi-final:Chelsea(1) Vs Barcelona(1) [Agg: 1-1] On Wednesday 6th May by Utali(m): 8:09pm On May 06, 2009
goal,
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL Semi-final:Chelsea(1) Vs Barcelona(1) [Agg: 1-1] On Wednesday 6th May by Utali(m): 8:02pm On May 06, 2009
goal,
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL Semi-final:Chelsea(1) Vs Barcelona(1) [Agg: 1-1] On Wednesday 6th May by Utali(m): 8:00pm On May 06, 2009
goal,
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL Semi-final:Chelsea(1) Vs Barcelona(1) [Agg: 1-1] On Wednesday 6th May by Utali(m): 9:53am On May 04, 2009
@ Switch
Yeah that leaves you thinking life's too short eh, go on this way you will reminisce when you used to have hands which got caught off coz you won't stop typing ish 'round here,

@Cristal
Overlooked (and when Adam was sleeping God created Eve with a rib out of Adam's and he called her woman)
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL Semi-final: Barcelona(0) Vs Chelsea(0) On Tuesday 28th April by Utali(m): 6:44am On May 04, 2009
timmy7 and ibadanchap
You guys are on point like the nail on Calvary

What do you expect from Anti-Chelsea fans? Chelsea is the most discussed club!!! Arsenal, Man U, LIverpool etc all be over Chelsea's d1ck
Was watching CNN, Ferguson said to Benitez ' My real opposition (CHELSEA incase you don't know) is behind you! (liverpool) and we (man u) are in front of you.
Folks be here talking BS while the real AUTHORITIES in Football be Confirming CHELSEA!!!


Boys can't just get it, CHELSEA is a Movement, it is Spiritual, It is Religion, it is Lifestyle it is not only about football no more!! As soon as we beat Barca at home, B1tch plese do me a Favour and start another thread : Man U Vs CHELSEA UCL Finals who will Win?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL Semi-final:Chelsea(1) Vs Barcelona(1) [Agg: 1-1] On Wednesday 6th May by Utali(m): 6:07am On May 04, 2009
Cristalz:
Very true. And, same goes for Cech since he started using his crash helmet.
Never you compare Cech with Valdez.
I forgive you for this great mistake, it must have being made in the height of #%%^%^

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL Semi-final:Chelsea(1) Vs Barcelona(1) [Agg: 1-1] On Wednesday 6th May by Utali(m): 6:02am On May 04, 2009
CHELSEA all the way,

Barca should come to SB and see thriller like Mike Jackson
SportsRe: Rccg Wants To Buy Newcastle United N75billion by Utali(m): 5:55am On May 04, 2009
It is possible oooo with all these new generation churches sad
The only reason i am doubting is the fee, it is low i think
SportsRe: The Best Epl goalkeeper this Season Is by Utali(m): 10:57pm On May 03, 2009
ezex:
though i am a man u fan,but i think is petr cech.man u 4 life
Ts what im talking 'bout
I might consider visiting a Man U thread, you have proven that Man U still got an Impartial fan grin

I'll keep a Chelsea Fans form for you, I got it on false claim of losing mine

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