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Politics / Re: What Has Nigeria Achieved So Far? by Utch13: 4:21pm On Sep 30, 2012
Orikinla: [size=18pt]1. Increasing the population of jobless youths in Africa with over 33, 000, 000 jobless people.
2. Increasing the population of people living with HIV/AIDS in Africa with over 3, 330, 000 people.
3. Increasing the population of intellectually retarded graduates who know more about Facebook than Nigerian books.
4. Increasing the population of foreign students in Ghana with over 100, 000 Nigerians who spend more on their education in Ghana than what the Nigerian government spends on annual budget for education in Nigeria.
5. Producing the most criticized President in the history of the world.
6. Producing the richest black man on earth who is afraid to sleep with his eyes closed in his village, because he is tormented by the lunatic fringe of his Islamic religion, a religion that breeds terrorists, suicide bombers and other lunatics on rampage in Nigeria, the Middle East and other parts of the world.
7. Producing a Yoruba billionaire who spent over $1 million on his daughter's wedding, but thousands of girls and boys in his hometown cannot afford university education and are jobless school leavers.
8. Producing the biggest political party in Africa and also the most corrupt.
9. Producing lip synching hip hop artistes who don't pay tax, but claim to be big boys simply for paying prostitutes to dance half naked in their mediocre night club music videos, but cannot afford to pay live bands.
10. Producing geniuses who are the most patriotic citizens in the country, but who are underpaid on and off campus.[/size]


Politics / Re: What Has Nigeria Achieved So Far? by Utch13: 4:21pm On Sep 30, 2012
Orikinla: [size=18pt]1. Increasing the population of jobless youths in Africa with over 33, 000, 000 jobless people.
2. Increasing the population of people living with HIV/AIDS in Africa with over 3, 330, 000 people.
3. Increasing the population of intellectually retarded graduates who know more about Facebook than Nigerian books.
4. Increasing the population of foreign students in Ghana with over 100, 000 Nigerians who spend more on their education in Ghana than what the Nigerian government spends on annual budget for education in Nigeria.
5. Producing the most criticized President in the history of the world.
6. Producing the richest black man on earth who is afraid to sleep with his eyes closed in his village, because he is tormented by the lunatic fringe of his Islamic religion, a religion that breeds terrorists, suicide bombers and other lunatics on rampage in Nigeria, the Middle East and other parts of the world.
7. Producing a Yoruba billionaire who spent over $1 million on his daughter's wedding, but thousands of girls and boys in his hometown cannot afford university education and are jobless school leavers.
8. Producing the biggest political party in Africa and also the most corrupt.
9. Producing lip synching hip hop artistes who don't pay tax, but claim to be big boys simply for paying prostitutes to dance half naked in their mediocre night club music videos, but cannot afford to pay live bands.
10. Producing geniuses who are the most patriotic citizens in the country, but who are underpaid on and off campus.[/size]


Romance / Re: A Girl I Just Met Asked For 30,000 Naira by Utch13: 6:57pm On Sep 04, 2012
Na wah o! Guys playing girls, girls playing guys...what has become of d world? What happened to pple actually helping nd loving each oda without expecting anythin in return? @ stagger u say money is a medium of exchange, but in ds context, it has become so cuz we ve made it d norm as in money for hand back for ground![b]Na wah o! Guys playing girls, girls playing guys...what has become of d world? What happened to pple actually helping nd loving each oda without expecting anythin in return? @ stagger u say money is a medium of exchange, but in ds context, it has become so cuz we ve made it d norm as in money for hand back for ground![/b]Na wah o! Guys playing girls, girls playing guys...what has become of d world? What happened to pple actually helping nd loving each oda without expecting anythin in return? @ stagger u say money is a medium of exchange, but in ds context, it has become so cuz we ve made it d norm as in money for hand back for ground!
Nairaland / General / Re: Signs That You Are A Nairaland Newbie by Utch13: 2:12pm On Aug 04, 2012
I like ds topic cuz am a newbie myself byt its quite strange dt no one has bothered to comment on how d newbies can catch up here on nairaland, i think that shld take top priority not all dese unecessary comments......

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Romance / Re: Holy Fornication Between Nuns And Monk by Utch13: 6:00pm On Jun 03, 2012
Where did u get ds rubbish ifeduba?
Food / Re: Types Of Low Fat Nigerian Foods by Utch13: 8:24am On May 23, 2012
Ds is really good, av learnt one or two things abt eating healthy.thumbs up for nairaland!

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Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Saw A Nasty Text Message On My Phone by Utch13: 10:28am On May 17, 2012
Rhea ur post makes absolute sense, our sms finger happy girl, shld have been smart enuf to know dt most guys spend most of their time trying to catch their babes in d act! I hope he forgives her sha
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Saw A Nasty Text Message On My Phone by Utch13: 10:24am On May 17, 2012
Rhea: Takethat,

Your boyfriend is pretty pissed (angry) and that's normal. The situation calls for that. You have to explain everything when he cools down. He needs to hear it all. Lay ALL ur cards on the table like it is. He wants the truth. Make sure ur story has one single version. Dual or multiple versions implies ur lying.

And as a lesson; someone on ur suspect list does not deserve an sms. Text mesages leave trails. I'm not saying u should cheat on ur hearthrob. If u must reach out to those on the[b] barred list[/b], then better a call. Sometimes we need to reach out to EXs to just to say hi. If that must happen, then call them Calling is more expensive, but sms is more intimate. You cannot send an sms by mistake. You must have thought about it over and over before even laying ur knuckles on ur phone.

Goodluck. You can still salvage the relationship, if ur man wasn't looking for a way out in the first place.

Politics / Re: Kidnapping: Soldiers Arrest Reverend Father by Utch13: 8:58am On May 17, 2012
So because he is a priest he is not entitled to good cars nd overseas travels? What abt our pastors dt have private jets nd limousines dt ferry them round d world?what will happen when a catholic priest begins to ride a jet or do u think they dnt have pple who support them? Besides d matter discussed here is kidnapping not d priest's personal life so pls talk logic!
Politics / Re: Kidnapping: Soldiers Arrest Reverend Father by Utch13: 8:51am On May 17, 2012
Imagineers: How much is Rev Fr. Bona Alowarandu's income? How does he afford expensive cars and travels to London at will as suggested by Mr. Slap1?

Many questions.
Politics / Re: Kidnapping: Soldiers Arrest Reverend Father by Utch13: 8:43am On May 17, 2012
Compromise what evil? And if he transfers d case, d first thing they will ask him when d matte r blows is why didint u report to d law authorirties in ur state, dis is nigeria nd people re always looking for whom to blame
Politics / Re: Kidnapping: Soldiers Arrest Reverend Father by Utch13: 8:35am On May 17, 2012
otokx: The priest should never compromise to evil; he should have simply sought his transfer out of Abia state.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Here Comes A Free Online Biz That Earns You a lot Of Money.it's Lucrative & Free by Utch13: 8:13pm On May 16, 2012
Yeah i nd that e-gold acct, how do i open one? And how real is ds online stuff?
Romance / Re: Help Help! My Boyfriend And I Are In Danger Of Committing Serious Fornication! by Utch13: 7:04pm On May 16, 2012
Hmmmmmm.....what can i say? Dear if u really want to help ds guy stay away from him as possible, meet only in public places nd pls pray for selfcontrol. Its not easy but God can help u.. On a serious note, does ds guy really have honourable intentions for u? Are u compatible? Does he see u for who u are? And does he really really really loves u? Be wise as a serpent nd gentle as a dove.....
Romance / Re: My Room Mate's Boyfriend And I! by Utch13: 6:48pm On May 16, 2012
Lashonte u know what is ryte nd wrong here no need to ask for opinions....do what is write nd remember God sees ur heart.....

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