₦airaland Forum

"Birds of the same feather flown together"..

House, what do you think would make our blessed country move forward?

Please, no religion and tribal sentiment. Thank you.

Tales by Moonlight.

Obinnau: Pls folks. I got a call from my mum this afternoon. She said a lady friend approached her and asked if my mom should allow my younger sis to travel to italy and serve in a hair salon as a braider. That they will be responsible for her visa and paper works. I told my mum NO! And plainly explained that italy is a big base of prostitution cartels, that they lure unsuspecting girls into there trap and force them into the trade once the girls are safely on their hands. Now i need your help and advice, is my suggestion wrong? Can the proposed braiding be what they have in mind? Yes i would like to say my sis is abroad but not as a LovePeddler. The girl in question is 17 years.

do anytin necessary not to allow dat to happen coz bros ur sis will be in deep shit......

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francababy: I have 2 bosses in the office. Two men. One is ok. He minds his business, delegates responsibilities, gives targets etc. The second one is very close to a vampire. He yells on per second billing. He will threaten you with your job to the extent that you will feel unemployed and you will be forced to search Nairaland for job openings. The best days we have at work is when he goes to another state on official assignment.

If I am suddenly promoted to become the oga of this man, I will sack him instantly through BBM. No time to write sack letter. No bonus, no gratuity. The best I will do is to recommend him to NURTW Oshodi.

If you become promoted to become the boss of your current boss, what will you do to him/her?

Sacking him wont solve da problem but assigning his work to his junior staff or giving him a task and asking his junior staff to cross check.

I hope is not my fellow Nigerians dat set dis place on fire intentional due to wat the Governor said....

Lilimax: Hmm....
Sharing my hubby with another woman
Ko jo!

E bi lyk say Love Machine would solve ur problem if u cant share.

Nadia_SA1: mbaanu

I can share everything but not a man oo

Then, welcome to the world of fantacy..

[quote author=Enegod]lets encourage polygamy

If na muslim talk em na different story u go hear... Funny world.

I just dey sideon dey enjoy my coffee.....

ceah: HAPPY BIRTH DAY @ 71 to;

The Only man that didn't promote himself while in office,
The only man that didn't allocate oil block 2 himself or his family,
The only man that didn't build house wit govt fund,
The only man that didn't remove fuel subsidy,
The only man that didn't increase the price of fuel,
The only man that brought down inflation in 1984 from 39% to 3.2%,
The only man that didn't borrow for Nigeria,
The only man whose during his regime, N1 = $1.34,
The man that paid debt owed by Nigeria,
The only former Muslim head of state that has Christian staff for almost 2 decades,
The only man that tackled and crushed Maitatsine insurgency
The only man that ruled without religious discrimination,
The most loved politician in Africa today.
I wish u more healthful, fruitful and blessed years ahead.

Happy 71st Birthday to the man that truely Love Nigeria
Happy Birthday to General Muhammadu Buhari

Mke dis old go sideon coz i wan become C-In-C in future..

cyclops4real: shey i try.
The girl behind me collected number from me, the boy friend saw her and they started quarreling this babe just pass me buy, well unto the next one.

Chairman, dis place seems to be familiar?

Ken_Jak: hausas,always stealing and still terrorising the nation.

So waht re trying to say na only abokis wise pass u nah..... I dey sidon enjoy my tea.

Before u abuse him, ask your self dis simple question; was the girl in her maturity stage when he married her?
Furthermore, how many of us re fuccking or likes to fucck underage girls?

Please lets be sincere be4 criticizing some who has gotten married than committing adultery or fornication. Thanks.

What about the remaining heroes? Heroes in Africa is when he or she believes and do what will favor the west.

Better than gay and lesbianism.

Readone3.5L:
lols...na err body be lik u abi

Nnna!! Man no bi wood wooh.....

Dr2great: franca.,pls just zip am,hold ur own.,body dey catch u? Or u dey find my mouth? Wetin dey worry u? For ur info,i am a 500 medical student,am here to keep myself busy,have u been seeing me here before? When sch re-open,u won't see me here again.I don't hav such time. I have over 3000 friends on facebook,they are more than enough for me. U can hav ur nairaland.MADAM NAIRALAND. Jobless ashawo

Omo!! Na u go fucck tire coz all those patients and nurses are all in ur kia. Oboi!! U too much.

pweetixandy: u r sayin rubbish nw...its a diff thing to have a bf whom u av sex with out of luv nd still get material benefits frm Duh!!..any guy who sleeps wiv a call girl is a pig and also has d spirit of a pig...fullstop

Omo!!! This ur statement dey funny wooh. E bi lyk say u don graduate with Third Class in Ashawo Management. Tek heart my sister.

Dr2great: i will frustrate u out of nairaland. go and perfect urself.

Oboi!! U dey burst my head.

Ogbeche77: Na 2day people dey Marry cousin... What do u think make those Hausa Fulani so skinny & thin... ( IN-BREEDING)

And the most sexy and bravest indeed..

[quote author=bandiejay]those countries sef india paki bangladesh nohing wey man pikin no go see [/quote
Wat about urs?

Ranoscky: Wonderful.

Indeed.

ceejay80s: Its written that no man should marry his sister,cousin,aunt,far distance relations

Plz if i may ask, wia is it written?

kombats: wonder shall neva end

If the wonders will end then what the purpose of us being on this earth...

bid4rich: this boy is too greedy, why wil he collect his twin brother legs, he want to become octopus? Or does he thnk they are sellng them? Ole!

By the tym ur wife born dog, na dat tym u go knw say dat waz a good joke u stated above.

michelin89: When will they stop jacking their cousins?

hmmmm!!!1

sweetcocoa: He married his cousin,if na here omo it will automatically mean that kid is the punishment for the abomination they have committed.

Hmm,i pray all turns out well for them.

Who told u marrying cousin is an abomination. Plz if u dnt knw anytin about that, kindly consult someone that will enlighten u than moving in conclusion.