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RomanceRe: Thread closed!!! by Uyiii: 9:10am On Dec 29, 2017
Epositive:
The hustle is real! grin grin grin
cheesycheesy my brother, and you still go like am.
RomanceRe: Thread closed!!! by Uyiii: 9:07am On Dec 29, 2017
hit like if you're tired of this life and want to die in three days time.

p.s: may woe betide you as you hit like even before you die in three days time.
rip in advance, cheerscry
Nairaland GeneralRe: Heartbreaking Photos From The Funeral Of The Couple And Their 3 Children Poison by Uyiii:
Jesus wept. he wiped out a whole familycry
haba naa, even the devil comot hand for this matter, na the brother know where he get the wickedness from.

I hope the brother is late too or he's dying slowly??
after his death, he should make his own hell abeg, he's not worthy to be in the same place with the rest sinners.
PoliticsRe: Is Aso Villa Cursed? by Uyiii:
Forget aso rock as a spiritual museum whatever or say polithiefcians seek for vulture's egg to carry out their devilish rituals.
Lemme tell you, the missiles(curses) the common pained masses direct to government from their respective homes everyday is enough to put aso rock in a state of hullabaloo.
you think it's a joke when a widow goes out unclad in the 9t to swear for bubu or the govt at that present time, you think it's a joke abii.

the solution which is somewhat impossible in 9ja is if the govt officials will really put the welfare of the common masses that put them there in the first place at heart, if honesty and genuity over clouds corruption and greed in 9ja govt, the curses directed to them will reduce drastically and topics like whether aso rock is cursed will go extinct.
I don't see this happening anyways and I think they're acquainted and prepared for the curses already as it's evident now.
TravelRe: The University Graduate Who Got Stranded In Libya While Traveling To Europe by Uyiii: 6:35am On Dec 29, 2017
Bishopking:
I thought deeply on the kind of condition that will make someone with 2million naira to want to become illegal in another man's country. Now here are what I came up with:

1. He stole the 2 million naira (about 6000 dollars) in the first place. So, he lacks the original ability to make money legally.
2. He inherited the money and he lacks ability to think on what to invest it in.
3. He is easily deceived by what he sees on social media
4. He is under hypnosis
5. He is a fugitive running from the law
6. He is a social outcast. e.g someone with unacceptable sexual orientation
7. He is a victim of violence, war etc

Except for no. 7 I do not see why anyone should take a risk that some of these guys have been taking.
Instead, I suggest the following:

1. The energy invested in running away through the desert can be channeled into productive ventures or to fight the possible oppression that they are running from.
2. They can learn a trade/ vocation
3. They can create their own form of 'make believe'on social media to show that they too are doing well. Afterall social media is almost 90% 'fake it till make it'
4. Develop state of calmness. A calm mind can see opportunities. Jumping at all suggestions without thinking is dangerous.
5. Participate in politics. Make your voice heard. Do not allow criminal elements in the society to be running the country.
6. Read about what dangers are on the way. Conduct adequate risk analysis if it is a must to travel. There is no point to run from fry pan into the fire.
7. Know that the grass that looks greener on the other side is watered by someone. Plant your own grass and tend to it.

God bless you.


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God bless you too bosssmiley
TravelRe: The University Graduate Who Got Stranded In Libya While Traveling To Europe by Uyiii: 12:51am On Dec 29, 2017
deenee:
Naija is a mess......naija is a mess. All is a fallacy. There are still pockets of opportunities in the country just that we have been blinded by our get rich quick and short cut mentality. After all Chinese, Indians and even lebanese people are leaving their country in droves to come and make money in nigeria. I assist a NGO that rehabilitates some of these returnees (facilitate and provide training for those interested in setting up small businesses in my free time) and you will be shocked to hear that some of these guys pay up to 2m to embark on these suicide trips.

There was even one that had a flourishing palm oil business in the east but sold the business and went to Libya en route Europe only to be deported. He is now trying to piece his life together.

The question is why would I pay as much as 2m to travel to Europe where I will an illegal immigrant when I can use the same money to set up a small business and grow the business over time

Or do people think the suicidal trip across the desert is for free?
I get your gist bro, if it's true, 2m is really on a high, whatever amount it is, I won't advice anyone on a suicidal mission as this.
but then I don't think anyone will just wake up in the morning and start planning land trip to Europe, na condition make crayfish bend my brother.
Not all of them pay this so called 2m, some really have cogent reasons to leave, not everyone is blessed to succeed in business. we're nigerians man, we know what's up, no favorable environment sef for the business to strive.

We shouldn't blame this people man, like I said some of them really have valid reasons to leave, they've been pushed to the wall and can only find solace in embarking on this life threatening journey.
If 9ja is really working as you tryna portray here, nobody will leave my brother, nobody will leave.
9jas' system is fvcked mansmiley
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Uyiii: 11:30pm On Dec 28, 2017
are you tryna say here is front of the scene
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Uyiii: 9:37pm On Dec 28, 2017
back of my front, I was looking at her behindcheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Uyiii: 7:26pm On Dec 28, 2017
dear neyoor, follow the rules pleasesmiley
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Uyiii: 5:52pm On Dec 28, 2017
Whatsapppp. Yaaayyyyy

Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Uyiii: 5:47pm On Dec 28, 2017
shaybebaby:
Up Nepa aaaa.
cheesycheesy up nepaa for England, I'm not understanding.
I perceive mockeryundecided
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Uyiii: 5:43pm On Dec 28, 2017
button upgrin
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Uyiii: 5:37pm On Dec 28, 2017
anyway vee's got whatsapp now, Lol you didn't expect me to start my sentence with discreet shaybebabytongue, words like this make me advocate more for a whatsapp group where we won't be governed or sheepled by rules of engagementcheesy
you should pioneer this sturv shaybebaby or better still Lorbarkiss
EventsRe: Physically Challenged Lady On A Wheelchair Weds In Akwa Ibom (Photos) by Uyiii: 5:24pm On Dec 28, 2017
forget being challenged physically, she's far more sensible than senseless slay Queens gallivanting all over the place with two legs.
minus the job part, the guy try abeg.
hml to them and my respect to the brother also,
cheers.

Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Uyiii: 5:12pm On Dec 28, 2017
period-ic table abi periodic yearsmiley
abeg vee leave them jor make them enjoy all the chicken bones finish first, how body dear?

shaybebaby my Lovesmiley, you didn't go ahead with the whatsapp gist again, I think a reasonable proportion of us here have whatsapp now, I really like the idea.
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: Bomb Blast During Wedding Ceremony In Borno by Uyiii: 5:01pm On Dec 28, 2017
wedding ceremony in borno, who does thathuhimitate nysc, even when you're posted to borno state, you camp in a neighboring state. same action should affect every other activity involving large gatherings because,

Borno and bomb right now are like this;

CrimeRe: Fake Tv Marketers Sells Plywood To Victim As A Flat Screen Tv (photos) by Uyiii: 4:07pm On Dec 28, 2017
man's inhumanity to man.
haba naa, they even add remote abi dah one na wood too, whc kind wahala be this?
The thing Funny sha, trying so hard not to laugh.

Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Uyiii: 3:16pm On Dec 28, 2017
shaybebaby:
Where my people @?
I hope you all had a fabulous time with bellies bulging from eating and drinking.
For those back at work, make that money.. For enough flexing over the new year.
As for me, my Christmas was great but the new year is going to low-key with sleeping and generally taking life easy.
Start the new year as you mean for the year to be.
be-gin the new yr as you want it to be, in other words.
OK are you ignoring me, madame??
CelebritiesRe: There's A Ghostly Figure In My Picture. Confused. by Uyiii:
I'm more concerned about this doggy filter, if the ghost make you start to bark now, you go say e wickedcheesy

See, tell your parents to sell the house and buy a new house, if you can't do that, you can as well go inside and remove the cobwebs and dust rummaging the window.
cheers bro.
CrimeRe: Man Kills Friend Over Phone In Ogun (Graphic Photos) by Uyiii: 2:36pm On Dec 28, 2017
aminu790:
[/s] [s]Untaught beig
I'm joking big Fool, but learn how to spell being anyways.
slowpoke.
CrimeRe: Man Kills Friend Over Phone In Ogun (Graphic Photos) by Uyiii: 2:24pm On Dec 28, 2017
Buhari sef.
TravelRe: The University Graduate Who Got Stranded In Libya While Traveling To Europe by Uyiii: 1:56pm On Dec 28, 2017
mfm04622:
The Bible said "My people perish for lack of vision"!
That is what is happening! How can you have 500k, instead of using it for any business of your choice in Nigeria, use it to gamble with your life? That is the classical definition of lack of vision!
what version of bible is this?? mine said knowledge or wisdom.
that aside, you think everyone is blessed with entrepreneurial skill, not everyone suceeds in businesses even if they're handed billions.
Like I said earlier, I won't advice anyone to embark on this journey, but their reasons for doing so is valid enough.
TravelRe: The University Graduate Who Got Stranded In Libya While Traveling To Europe by Uyiii: 1:28pm On Dec 28, 2017
mikky4764:
But i wonder why some pple are still embarking on this journey?
you've not 'wondered' enough, you'll have to 'wonder harder'.
I won't advice anyone to embark on a life threatening journey as this, but the reality is people are really suffering more than you can 'wonder' and they can only find solace in hitting the road.
9ja's really a mess both for the qualified and unqualified, this kinda movements will linger on for a very long time.
Factual prophesy.
FamilyRe: My Grandmom Was Disowned For Marrying This Nigerian Man;English Man Reveals.PICS by Uyiii: 1:07pm On Dec 28, 2017
there's unity in diversitysmiley
this is for your grandma;

HealthRe: Man Who Returned From London For Christmas Roaming The Streets Of Lagos (Photos) by Uyiii: 9:30am On Dec 28, 2017
them don use this one brain fry christmas dodo.
dey speak English there, na really deterioratedcheesy, nor find remedy.

his village ancestors right now;

RomanceRe: He Has Been Having Sex With Me For 8 Years Now He Wants To Dump Me, Why by Uyiii: 9:07am On Dec 28, 2017
Purebeerry:
Abeg no vex, I wan ask, how do you date someone for 8years?
who're you askingundecided
even jamb nor go attempt this kind queshun.

RomanceRe: He Has Been Having Sex With Me For 8 Years Now He Wants To Dump Me, Why by Uyiii: 8:58am On Dec 28, 2017
compensation for sex?? oh, it seems she was on a prostitute contract job.
Mr op, if you know the madame in person, please help pass this gift from the depth of my heart to her.
cheers.

CrimeRe: Prisoners Escape At Ikot Ekpene Prison In Akwa Ibom by Uyiii: 7:58am On Dec 28, 2017
prison break season 22, 9ja I hail oundecided

names of the escapees will be like;
michael Scofield akpeyong,
Lincoln amanabong burrows,
Sara tancredi akpabio,
Theodore bagwell imambongcheesy

Excerpt from the scene.

CrimeRe: Bus Conductor Bites Off Passenger’s Lip (you Won’t Believe What Happened) by Uyiii: 7:40am On Dec 28, 2017
seems Ogunremi is amongst the phi- Lip -pian brethrens.
Adedayo's face right nowcry

Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Uyiii: 7:00am On Dec 28, 2017
miser-y of a miser, not so many adorable moments to reminisce.
but where shaybebaby sef, christmas never finish for her end??

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