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Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Uyiii: 4:41pm On Jan 08, 2018
boats are needed in wet dreams.
what do you think??
RomanceRe: Caption Me And My New Chick by Uyiii: 8:43pm On Jan 07, 2018
hardlabor: baby abeg I wan chop roasted plantain

new chick: okay dear, make I buy four?

hardlabor: okay baby, tear groundnut join abeg.
CelebritiesRe: Adorable Photo Of Banky W And Kiss Daniel by Uyiii: 8:39pm On Jan 07, 2018
OneCorner:
there's no ugly billionaire! Get dat into ur flat skull
k.

CelebritiesRe: Adorable Photo Of Banky W And Kiss Daniel by Uyiii: 8:07pm On Jan 07, 2018
OneCorner:
Yorubad boys can fine for Africa!
very true bro, e.g obasanjo, tinubu and the likes.
very handsome men.
TV/MoviesRe: Very Funny : Who Remembers This Epic Scene In Legendary Movie Mr Bones? by Uyiii: 5:08pm On Jan 07, 2018
respect to the Lizard that changed the 'to let' to 'toilet'.
what a Legendary Lizard.

Christianity EtcRe: What Does The Bible Say About Smoking And Gambling by Uyiii: 2:57pm On Jan 07, 2018
see ehn freshkpomo, Leave bible first, you by yourself look yourself con ask yourself whether these acts good, reason am wholistically, you go by yourself answer yourself.

P.s: hope the kpomo really fresh, abeg gimme 7h own cool
RomanceRe: Lady Who Rejected Bf's Proposal On Her Birthday Laments As He Abandons Her by Uyiii: 2:41pm On Jan 07, 2018
well ms Mary, since you're lamenting already, I'd love to reference you to the book of Lamentations, make sure you heartlessly finish the chapters.
may God bless you as you do this, cheers.
NYSCRe: N by Uyiii: 2:39pm On Jan 07, 2018
Dayocold001:
I would like to know instead of being posted to a government institution to teach and other things, can u be posted to a football club instead.
you read what in school again, footballogy?
Lol, op respek yourself na, are you mad??
FashionRe: See The Photo Of A Heavily Endowed Mother And Daughter That Has Everyone Talking by Uyiii:
milk factory.
Like peak, the brezz is in them.
CelebritiesRe: Phyno Meets His Lookalike, M2 Amaechi Perfect Gideon In Imo (Photos) by Uyiii: 9:24pm On Jan 05, 2018
op come again, did you just say Imo state with who, okorocha?
Okay phyno and his lookalike come, one statue each for the two both of you.
forget my english, na the statue matter passcheesy

Okorocha right now;

Christianity EtcRe: Does God Learn From Experience by Uyiii:
joshnes:
He repented that He created man as a whole. Not woman or serpent. Genesis 6:6.
okay boss, the whole idea actually is that He did regret.
cheerssmiley
CelebritiesRe: Oritsefemi Buys Peugeot 307 To Celebrate His 33rd Birthday (Photos) by Uyiii: 5:58pm On Jan 05, 2018
okpolor eye nor be open eye.
congratulations to him, I pray God richly bless the works of our hands this year and beyond.
LiteratureRe: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by Uyiii: 5:54pm On Jan 05, 2018
nice one sheikssmiley
CrimeRe: Please Have You Seen Hausa Yahoo Boy Before? by Uyiii: 5:11pm On Jan 05, 2018
Hausa and yahoo ke, when;
1. politics and federal work sure for them.
2. to rear livestock (cow,goat,ram) dey there o.
3. slippers and shoe still dey cut o (shoe maker).
4. suya, mishai and indomie don finish, even hotshawarmawink??
5. Lastly, once them buy that rubber slippers and plate, put one dark shade for eye with long stick to match, work don start be that ogrin

very industrious people.
Christianity EtcRe: Does God Learn From Experience by Uyiii:
hmm, the question seems funny and counter-intuitive because He's an all knowing God as you rightly stated, but I'll say yes God does learn from experiences.
there are many Bible references to back up this claim but I'll talk about the popular Noah story.
after God destroyed the world with water except Noah's ark and everything within, He went on to promise not to destroy the world with water anymore even with the rainbow sign to signify calmness.
This assertion reveals God wasn't pleased with the water destruction outcome and because of that wouldn't want it to happen again.

P.s: I also hear God regretted creating a woman or rather cursed the day he created a serpent, I'm not sure sha, bible gurus can help clarify this and of course elucidate more on your question.
cheers man.
CelebritiesRe: Actress Juliet Ibrahim Flawless Look To CAF Awards 2017 by Uyiii:
her hair thoughlipsrsealed, be looking like feminine yar'adua.
Iceberg slim right now;

CrimeRe: Soldiers Force An Impatient Driver To Sweep The Roadside (Photo) by Uyiii: 6:19pm On Jan 04, 2018
Leonbonapart:
are you for real. You even look innocent @dp
nahsmiley
CrimeRe: Soldiers Force An Impatient Driver To Sweep The Roadside (Photo) by Uyiii: 5:29pm On Jan 04, 2018
adeniyi3971:
You that you are human you dragged his father into this!! wehdone
the driver isn't someone's dad abi? he's an animal.
CrimeRe: Soldiers Force An Impatient Driver To Sweep The Roadside (Photo) by Uyiii: 5:27pm On Jan 04, 2018
phemsie:
now I feel like a champion abi, I am a fool
you're right brosmiley
CrimeRe: Soldiers Force An Impatient Driver To Sweep The Roadside (Photo) by Uyiii:

CrimeRe: Soldiers Force An Impatient Driver To Sweep The Roadside (Photo) by Uyiii: 3:57pm On Jan 04, 2018
Hotshawarma:
k
k signifies end of conversation, in this case I think you're referring to your life.
easiest method bro, just get sniper and commit suicide, we need to overhaul rëtarded entities like you in 9ja.
what's your usefulness in life??
CrimeRe: Soldiers Force An Impatient Driver To Sweep The Roadside (Photo) by Uyiii:
there are a thousand and one better ways to check up misdemeanors as this in advance countries, such that the driver even in the absence of security will respect himself.
but in 9ja, we find joy in treating one another like animals, well it's the language many understand anyways.

P.s: on my way to abj recently, close to sojis check point, I saw a man waving and smiling at every car passing, I was thinking he's a new intake in the madness industry because he was well dressed, not until I was told he's been compelled to do so by the soldiers, then I noticed his car was parked close by.
It was really an interesting sight to behold.
HealthRe: Mobile Public Toilet In Ojodu, Lagos, World Class With High Tech Features by Uyiii: 3:02pm On Jan 04, 2018
na shït Lagos people con shït for Life abiihuh
welcome development anyways, more solar powdered shits to their anus.
CrimeRe: Man Stabs Friend To Death Over Eyeglasses by Uyiii: 9:31am On Jan 04, 2018
Northernonyenku:
All the high go clear from him eyes immediately after him stab am.i pity the guy cos it can't be intentional.RIP to the dead
I nor comprehend this your comment o, you said it isn't intentional??
I am not understanding..

Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Uyiii: 10:46pm On Jan 03, 2018
creative creator creates epic creations
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nurses vs Police Vs Nepa Vs Tailor Vs Bank Customer Care Whos Far Worse??? by Uyiii:
we've got exceptional ones though that executes their respective obligations with diligence and modesty.
But generally and in totality, I can't really say who's more stupid, their competitiveness in the act of stupidity is top notch.

P.s: bank feminine customer reps though, the response you'll receive from them if you're withdrawing little amount of money will make you conclude on using the money to buy snipercheesy
I nearly spat in one of their faces some days back.
CelebritiesRe: Not Again!!! Another Cross-dresser Trending On Instagram [must See] by Uyiii: 7:56pm On Jan 02, 2018
as Bob risky is gallivanting freely and tagged with a celebrity status, what do you expect?
no work for nigeria but dey need cane this idiot seriously.

RomanceRe: What Is The Craziest Thing You Did For Love ? by Uyiii:
Love is overrated, the only genuine love is of Jesus.
yah my comment is boring I know, craziest thing I've done for Him is to be crucified like I am expecting now.

Love you Jesussmiley
HealthRe: Scientists Get Closer To Replicating Human Sperm by Uyiii: 6:54pm On Jan 02, 2018
science gone too far.
it can never be like the creation of God.

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