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Celebrities › Re: A Nairalanders Selfie With Bobrisky. by Uyiii: 12:59pm On Dec 31, 2017

HopeRisingmatte:
Irony of life that is. If he were a female though trust I would have toasted him like bread. He looked cute with the fake lashes and a part of me almost wanted to get down with him.

with all due respect, you're a fvcking gay Lusacs law man. I hope you garner the courage to come out, but make sure you're in Los angeles then, certainly not in 9ja.
#gayLusacslaw.

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Celebrities › Re: A Nairalanders Selfie With Bobrisky. by Uyiii: 12:53pm On Dec 31, 2017

FortifiedCity:
Don't tell me this you typed here came out from your brain

It's obvious he's gay man, he's just still ashame to come out of the closet.

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Celebrities › Re: A Nairalanders Selfie With Bobrisky. by Uyiii: 12:45pm On Dec 31, 2017

HopeRisingmatte:
True he looked like a pretty woman. I had to tell myself this bobrisky o. Anyway I did what I did. My apologies if the pics offended u sir. I have much respect for ur personality Tapout. Not like the slowpoke called Uyii who know not how to respect his Elders.

I knew you sucked his preek and he sucked yours real good too, no wonder you want to eat me raw

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Celebrities › Re: A Nairalanders Selfie With Bobrisky. by Uyiii: 12:39pm On Dec 31, 2017

HopeRisingmatte:
ur a fool. Must u show ur shameless egocentric bigotry always in public. An idiot u are of propotionless imbecility. Go and kiss a mad woman's ass for all I care. Such a shame u can't read and decipher. The devil obviously used ur brain for akamu. How dare u come and insult ur father. Idiat.

Lol, are you tryna practice your command of english with me.
I tried to find sense in what you wrote, found none.
I hope you whipped his pussy-prick real good, was it sugary or salty

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Romance › Re: Lagos Lekki Boys & Girls Add Ur Number Up For Whatsapp Fun Group. by Uyiii: 11:40am On Dec 31, 2017

we wey dey stay magodo estate nkor?
abeg make I drop Evans number, he needs fresh Lekki babes to kidnap.

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Celebrities › Re: A Nairalanders Selfie With Bobrisky. by Uyiii: 11:20am On Dec 31, 2017

he refused to come out from his hotel room. in a pool party of many people you noticed bob risky's absence, wow.
I hope you sucked his pussy-prick after the selfie or he sucked yours real good twice on a Tuesday.

Perverted hypocrite undecided

P.s: the guy at the back is even ashamed of you and wondering who's more stupid between you and your new bae-boo.

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Nairaland General › Re: 4 Reasons Why New Year Resolutions Are Overrated by Uyiii: 11:01am On Dec 31, 2017

The time of the year again with the new year new me bullshit.

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Crime › Re: T.I Nathan 2012 Tweet About Rape: "The Day I See You I'm Going To Rape You" by Uyiii: 12:24am On Dec 31, 2017

Lol, the guy above me, dem dey write am for face abi??

what baffles me is how the raper enjoys the forced sex, or that's not the intention in the first place.
In the second place, if he really wrote that 5years ago, then he should gracefully stfu.

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Romance › Re: For Men Only, Don't Do The Following: by Uyiii: 9:49pm On Dec 30, 2017*

I won't abuse you, make I nor go end person career this evening. it's evening now, I don't think Fct will be hot again even though you stylishly disclosed your location wey nobody even ask you, oversabi undecided

you marshalled out cool valid points actually most especially as it tallies with the section it's in, but sweerie it's unfortunate this is very irrelevant to the populace you're addressing right now, might be applaudable by people in advanced countries watching TV in the warmth of their rooms not people struggling to buy fuel.

For you in your so called Fct which is in 9ja to sit down and type this only shows the antics of an over-bellefulled abuja ajebutter.
I sure say if you struggle to get fuel today, you won't have time to tell us what to wear and what not to spray.

Man's not hot

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Celebrities › Re: Pretty Mike: “I Bath With My Pet Python & Why I Named Her Toke Makinwa” by Uyiii: 5:35pm On Dec 30, 2017*

I respect the camera man for his courage, abi na automatic camara shots the guy set am on sef.

This guy should be Lalasticlala's mentor.
Lalasticlala and snake though;

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Stoke (5. - 0) On 30th December 2017 by Uyiii: 3:04pm On Dec 30, 2017

we don show shocked

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Christianity Etc › Re: Buhari Will Lose 2019,Tinubu Overthrown In Lagos Politic, Prophecies Of Ayodele by Uyiii: 2:17pm On Dec 30, 2017*

which kind wahala be this, these people sef.
okay, is he prophesying, predicting, commanding, insinuating, campaigning or stating the very obvious even a madman is aware of.
why are these people always attributing fabricated nonsense from the pit of hell to God.
So God in His infinite wisdom just Sidon dey gist you all these things or na you tell am make He tell you.

come lemme tell you political primate, all these mockery you people are doing in God's name, God go punish una one day o and e nor go Funny at all. Rubbish undecided

P.s: which one he con do head like Evans own naa, this one dey kidnap prophesies cheesy

Wehdone sir.

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Romance › Re: Twitter War Between Igbo And Yoruba Over Who Has The Most Beautiful Women (pics) by Uyiii: 12:59pm On Dec 30, 2017*

see 9ja youths and meaningless arguments and we wonder why a ravaging dullard is in aso Villa, una mumu never even start.

anyways, in all honesty sha, I give it to the Ibo babes, only default na their yam leg and many dey get hair for chest, some fit even follow guys dey drag clipper sef.
some Ibo babes looks naturally proud because of their broad shoulders, person like Ada and Nneka, but then their beauty is strikling and are more beautiful than the yorubas generally.
But in the whole of 9ja for beauty queens, na binis now, no competition at all, who dey crase??

In conclusion and totality, we try for 9ja anyways, beauty and handsomeness still force itself out despite the frustrating situations rummaging the country.

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Romance › Re: Who Is Better Wife Material For Me? Bad Girl Gone Good Or Good Girl? by Uyiii: 11:37am On Dec 30, 2017*

okay Mr op, you dey crase, but in any case marry the two to complement each other wink

See lemme tell you something, there is a difference between long suffering and suffer long, I have suffered the two cheesy

but seriously now Mr op, you want to break up with your long term good girl fiancée because of oräl sex(bj)? even if this gym karashika can hang her legs on Lucifer's head during sex, there's more to a relationship than offering sex and naughty talks oga, hope this your gym baby doesn't extend her naughtiness to your momma and dump your lame ass for a guy she meets at dominos just like she's ready to dump who she's with now for you.
For me sha, sex is overrated and you're tryna exhibit a perverted wisdom.

An advice from the depth of my heart to you man;

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Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Uyiii: 9:37am On Dec 30, 2017

message it like that, as in click send naa
bettr still, drop your numbr here, you fit modify later.

Crime › Re: 5 Notorious Lagos Streets Nigerians Must Know About (PHOTOS) by Uyiii: 9:22am On Dec 30, 2017*

magodo Estate, churns out high profile kidnap kingpins.

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Politics › Re: For All Nigeria Tribal Lord ( Igbo & Yoruba) by Uyiii: 6:02pm On Dec 29, 2017

Life Life, I really wish this here will reduce the world's greed and self-centeredness

nice thread, but the subject of the thread shouldn't be concomitant to 9ja alone, or yoruba and ibo. It affects human race generally.

Romance › Re: Airforce1 Are You This Famous??? (photos) by Uyiii: 4:51pm On Dec 29, 2017*

airforce1airforce1, even newbees here knows airfox1

Lemme tell you something man, you portray your strengths more than your weaknesses, you've remained resilient/who you're despite the many smack downs you receive daily as your morning coffee even from people you're way better than.
From my end here, I actually see the positivity in your popularity because of the course you've chosen, I'll only advice you to remain resolute.
These same peeps you see here today flinging missiles to you will join you sing hallelujah when the dividends start paying.
Like wizkid said to Ahmed, airforce1 you must blow by force man.
so you know you've got a Fan and I love progress.
cheers bro

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Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Uyiii: 3:49pm On Dec 29, 2017

pussycat, exactly

have you sent a pm already Tracy.

Travel › Re: Gas Tanker Goes Up In Flames In Lagos (Photos) by Uyiii: 3:29pm On Dec 29, 2017

thank God no life was involved, this period na wa sha.

P.s: the scene just resemble behind the scene movie for New York with the light and gas coloration and all, abi??

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Celebrities › Re: Muma G Kisses A Fan On The Lips At One Lagos Fiesta (Photo) by Uyiii: 3:23pm On Dec 29, 2017*

Crime › Re: Share Your Experience After Losing Your Phone And Bank Account Turns Zero by Uyiii: 2:52pm On Dec 29, 2017

remele2:
In conclusion
Mobile USSD Banking in NIGERIA is POROUS

In conclusion, your village people in Nigeria are dangerous cheesy

your village ancestors right now singing we're marching forward;

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Celebrities › Re: 10 Photos From Tope Alabi House Warming And Dedication Party by Uyiii: 2:26pm On Dec 29, 2017*

danthamccoy:
Haters landing in 3...2...1

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Crime › Re: Must See Controversial Photos Nigerian Police Officers Don’t Want You To See by Uyiii: 1:19pm On Dec 29, 2017

9ja police is your friend, please give them money.
Lol, na person papa open mouth like hippopotamus so cheesy

hunger bad.

They should be happy they were rated at all. in a normal and factual circumstance, they're suppose to be ignored.
9ja police don upgrade from 20naira o, woe betide you if you give any of them 20card.

9ja police and 50naira now;

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Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Uyiii: 12:20pm On Dec 29, 2017

shaybebaby:
Am I going to be the only girl in the group? Let me explain what it's all about and the reason for it.

This thread has been fab, and created friendship amongst us all so the purpose of the group is to expand on that. There are constraints on here due to the nature of the rules of the thread and sometimes makes it difficult to keep track of banter.

So a WhatsApp group has been created, there are no rules except to respect the privacy of everyone on there. You can say what you want, chit chat, rub minds (no rubbing of anything else allowed ) and keep in touch even when you haven't been chanced to come online.

So far I have Shervydman and Uyii but that's not all of us is it? Waiting for the rest of you folks.

Here's to good friendships found in the unlikeliest of places.

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Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Uyiii: 12:04pm On Dec 29, 2017*

answer continuation, hypo go wipe o cheesy

abeg Freddy pm your number, elantraceey, Lorbar, holuu, hozier, alexanderbells2, orgzeyn, gucci-gucci, joseph, neyoor, slycks, bakila, vizzy4u...

morning.

Politics › Re: President Buhari Angry About His Son's Accident, Blames Security Aides by Uyiii: 9:42am On Dec 29, 2017*

he can blame musa yar'adua for all I care.

I wish the young man quick recovery anyways, but his father should know all lives matter #spits.

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Jokes Etc › Re: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Uyiii: 9:22am On Dec 29, 2017

advice-r Freddy, gracias

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