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RomanceRe: My Little Collection Of Crazy Memes----some Stolen BTW. by uyisteven(op): 10:50pm On Jul 05, 2016
grin grin grin..some girls sha...

RomanceRe: My Little Collection Of Crazy Memes----some Stolen BTW. by uyisteven(op): 10:48pm On Jul 05, 2016
Am guilty of this like crazy..

RomanceRe: My Little Collection Of Crazy Memes----some Stolen BTW. by uyisteven(op): 10:41pm On Jul 05, 2016
Just remembered I missed out on some few...

RomanceRe: My Little Collection Of Crazy Memes----some Stolen BTW. by uyisteven(op): 9:29pm On Jul 04, 2016
Back with More...Hope I don't repeat any.

RomanceRe: My Little Collection Of Crazy Memes----some Stolen BTW. by uyisteven(op): 10:41am On Jul 04, 2016
Last set before I get some questionz at work... grin

RomanceRe: My Little Collection Of Crazy Memes----some Stolen BTW. by uyisteven(op): 10:32am On Jul 04, 2016
Sundaiz isn't the only tym you could laugh...You could extend it to Mondays too...

RomanceRe: My Little Collection Of Crazy Memes----some Stolen BTW. by uyisteven(op): 10:29am On Jul 04, 2016
grin grin

RomanceRe: My Little Collection Of Crazy Memes----some Stolen BTW. by uyisteven(op): 10:24am On Jul 04, 2016
#still on...

RomanceRe: My Little Collection Of Crazy Memes----some Stolen BTW. by uyisteven(op): 10:19pm On Jul 03, 2016
#sidestepping#...

This Tallysmallz use style fyn sha...Too bad my love has been taken... grin

RomanceRe: My Little Collection Of Crazy Memes----some Stolen BTW. by uyisteven(op): 10:02pm On Jul 03, 2016
shocked

RomanceRe: My Little Collection Of Crazy Memes----some Stolen BTW. by uyisteven(op): 9:49pm On Jul 03, 2016
Not yet done!

RomanceRe: My Little Collection Of Crazy Memes----some Stolen BTW. by uyisteven(op): 9:34pm On Jul 03, 2016
grin

RomanceRe: My Little Collection Of Crazy Memes----some Stolen BTW. by uyisteven(op): 9:18pm On Jul 03, 2016
Still keeping it coming.

RomanceRe: My Little Collection Of Crazy Memes----some Stolen BTW. by uyisteven(op): 9:03pm On Jul 03, 2016
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RomanceRe: My Little Collection Of Crazy Memes----some Stolen BTW. by uyisteven(op): 9:02pm On Jul 03, 2016
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RomanceMy Little Collection Of Crazy Memes----some Stolen BTW. by uyisteven(op): 9:00pm On Jul 03, 2016
*Clears throat*

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Heyy folks, Now I have seen alot of these thread created..Hell, I have laughed at some..Even stolen most too. {Definitely not a saint}.

They have practically helped me to loosen up when am going through some challenges and i can't find I Go Dye or Basket Mouth to crack me up...

So here is my little gift to all the troubled hearts this Sunday...Enjoy!

P.S==This should be in joke or comedy section (Have no idea what's the name) but Romance is my land and am not giving out my thread to any other section..The Mods are super-active for that.

RomanceRe: Can U Be Committed To A Girl When D Girl Is Keepin Herself 4 Wedding (no Sex)? by uyisteven(m): 8:46am On Jul 02, 2016
Jollyakat:
thats the commitment between my g.f and I, cos she claimed she was a v for the past 2yrs now... buh I don't trust her anylonger. the last time I checked, she blocked me on whatsapp for two days, just to upload another guys pics on her dp....
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RomanceRe: Need Some Help!!!..romance Issues. by uyisteven(op): 7:27am On Jun 28, 2016
Houseofglam7:
Hehehehe
Keep the hustle real ma man
Don't stop looking for Ms Cray Cray
I'm sure she's looking for you as well cool


No one deserves a boring sex life
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Lol...She better do..Because been committed to one lady at a time is quite refreshing but could be stressful most times...

Except if she has a kick-ass personality. Then, am her'z forever.
RomanceRe: Need Some Help!!!..romance Issues. by uyisteven(op): 7:21am On Jun 28, 2016
foolinlove:
Why be ashamed? Do whay makes you feel good with other *consenting* parties.

However, if you want to stop may I suggest you half watching violent pornography to begin with.
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Hahaha..Violent Pornographyyhuh?...Scary to belive but I don't...
RomanceRe: Need Some Help!!!..romance Issues. by uyisteven(op): 7:18am On Jun 28, 2016
Houseofglam7:
Someday maybe you'll find a girl that's got some cray cray in the bedroom.
That said, it'll be better if you let her initiate it....... If you do, she may think of you as some sort of a freak.
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Lol...Yeah..The girls I have been favoured to be with just wants some regular old fashion ways of having se.x and that's sooo annoying and boring...
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Waiting for them to initiate such acts could be waiting indefinitely.
RomanceRe: Need Some Help!!!..romance Issues. by uyisteven(op): 7:11am On Jun 28, 2016
foolinlove:
Some women like it.

But if they've never done it before, you need to introduce it to them gently - one step at a time. Not a full beating and choking on the first fvck.
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Yeah..Thanks...I figure that much...

But am planning of stopping it...Not trying to control it...
RomanceRe: Need Some Help!!!..romance Issues. by uyisteven(op): 7:09am On Jun 28, 2016
Greene66:
Your disclaimer alone makes your story fake. If truly you need advise I don't think you would be bothered about who believes it or not. You would only be interested in the reasonable comments. So trying so hard to prove you are legit makes it fake to me.
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I Quite understand your point...But the problem here on NL is that sensitive topics like this is always tagged fake from the onset...I kinda read one so close to this right before I typed mine...The OP was so bashed, I felt pity for him...And that's not even mine..
Just because it's an online forum doesn't necessarily mean words can't hurt you..

Did I over sell ithuh...Maybe a little...I just wanted to reduce the pain.
RomanceNeed Some Help!!!..romance Issues. by uyisteven(op): 1:35am On Jun 28, 2016
Hello...Before I state the motive behind this thread, let me say some few words 1st...

Disclaimer; Am not just creating this thread just because everyone is doing so...Neither is this to generate likes or make FP...

Initial plan was to open a new moniker and post this topic...Thereby avoiding a *mental torture* of some very active E- warriors with their sword-like hands/mouths..

But WTH, I said Fvck it...I can't start running away from people am 97.99% sure would never get to see me in this life...So here is me stating my challenge with my real moniker and profile pic on display..
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I once had a Girlfriend who fancied some weird ssex roleplays/positions...I mean like tying of her hands, pinning her to a wall, holding her hands tight, blindfolding, screaming and covering of the mouth, etc..I mean regular sexx just wasn't her thing...

I was never really cool with this but she had this amazing personality that I couldn't just let her go{there is only one other girl in the whole world I know off whose personality is far greater...But she has brother-zoned me already...so, no hope there}.

We finally broke up due to some irreconcilable differences(she became born again...Am happy for her tho)..This technically means No more weirdness..But am already addicted to it.

It was like fifty shades of Grey was meant for me...Except for the whipping part...That's just wickedness..

I have dated like 4-5 more ladies after her{I am not a womaniser...I just find enormous inspiration from falling in love...Am like the male version of Taylor Swift..Except that I don't sing)...

Almost Every single one of them has complained how they're not into it..

When they do this, I just loose all se.x appeal...

Now am just scared to be with anyone...

Right now am curious to know if anyone has been in this position and has even remotely tried fighting against it..

I know my E-crushers would be like "ehn ehn shocked..So uyisteven you are this weirdhuh"...Yes I am..

The one person am crushing on isn't even following me..so who am I trying to impress againhuh...
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Just because you are part of the 97.99% that won't get to see me in this world doesn't mean you can't lend an advice...
CelebritiesRe: Dbanj Poses With His Bodyguards, Shows Off His Jewellry by uyisteven(m): 10:28pm On Jun 25, 2016
Toluwani111:
GREAT NAIRALANDERS
Please I want to start a tech blog & I'm confused on which domain name to use. Though I've done a little research and I came up with these domains:
supertechtutorials , com
naijatechcity , com
naijatechgist. Com
nigeriatechblog. com
Please which should I choose ?
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Please quote me with your answers
thanks

RomanceRe: A Curious Question For The Ladies Please... by uyisteven(op): 8:39am On Jun 24, 2016
hibiscus76:
[b]Well Op my opinion on this is that there are guys who after a girl turns them down, they automatically become friends, the guy may invite her over and she may choose to honour his invitation to prove to him that although she turned him down, she still values their friendship and regards him... if the guy is a responsible one, they both can just sit at home and watch movies, play scrabble game, talk at length and bid each other goodbye, no hard feelings.. the lady might even reconsider her decision about the guy cuz she now has reasons to believe that she can be safe with him..

For instance, I have a guitar tutor in school who usually comes to my room to teach me and I visit his room too to learn at our leisure time..this guy started making advances at me and I noticed, but I just told him that it wouldn't work for reasons best known to me.. he smiled and said Ok..till date we are still friends and I'm very comfortable around him cuz he is responsible..
There are even guys that could sleep over in a girls room and vice versa without a single bad intention and nothing happens.

So op, yes a lady can choose to visit a guy depending on who he is whether he asked her out or not in previous times... [/b]
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Now am forced to bring you one true Hibiscus flower....I guess I haven't reasoned it from that angle before..
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Thank you.
RomanceRe: A Curious Question For The Ladies Please... by uyisteven(op): 8:24am On Jun 24, 2016
foolinlove:
Rape is rape is rape.

Forced sexual intercourse, ie, intercourse with a woman after she says no.

There is a thing in USA called continuous consent for the reason that most men dont understand what rape is. Educate yourself.
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I should educate myselfhuh...You saying something. You don't have to go all the length to insult me...
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It's a healthy argument....just got 2 read ur PM..it's a shame you have generalised all men in one category...Waste of time clapping back at you...
RomanceRe: A Curious Question For The Ladies Please... by uyisteven(op): 8:10am On Jun 24, 2016
foolinlove:
Facts not opinions.
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I stand to be corrected...Your Facts miss...
RomanceRe: A Curious Question For The Ladies Please... by uyisteven(op): 7:49am On Jun 24, 2016
foolinlove:
No means no. She's allowed to say no regardless of circumstances. If a woman says STOP halfway through, and he doesn't stop, that's rape.

The number one cause of rapes is rapists.
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Thankx for clearing things up...Love the way your opinions are stated...
RomanceRe: A Curious Question For The Ladies Please... by uyisteven(op): 7:33am On Jun 24, 2016
foolinlove:
It's just thay the excuse most rapists use is "that woman did (insert thing) so what did she expect?" In thjs case the thing is going to his house.
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Not going stick my neck out for the rapists but really, do explain what a lady would be doing in the house if not knowing **some shiit is about to go down**
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You can't tell me you felt you folks were just going talk or watch some cinderella movies togeda....
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He is Fvvcking not your therapist...
RomanceRe: A Curious Question For The Ladies Please... by uyisteven(op): 6:48am On Jun 24, 2016
foolinlove:
Just don't rape her or bad mouth her if she doesn't fucc wit you.
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Rapehuh..That's some serious issue...Not all boys are se.xed starved...
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Plus this question doesn't necessarily spell me...Might be the thoughts going through the minds of some Male Folks...Am just helping them out....
RomanceRe: A Curious Question For The Ladies Please... by uyisteven(op): 6:41am On Jun 24, 2016
ademoladeji:
No be only Movie, him na Ben Bruce abi him house na Filmhouse?


You no like playing LUDO?
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Was already wondering if she wanted 2 fund my own Silverbird Franchise....
RomanceRe: A Curious Question For The Ladies Please... by uyisteven(op): 2:26am On Jun 24, 2016
ritababe:
of course something go happen na like watch movie together.
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Lol...I guess I wasn't specific on the *somtin dat could happen* ish....
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Still, I know you grab my meaning...So, be a damsel and answer the question please...

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