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To my Nephews...Quite stubborn folks...still love dem tho...
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SweetieConstie:
My sister, it's becoming so unbearable!

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Please..OP can yarn about this( she's fyn) but you should be a guest viewing this topic...
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#JstSaying

bestiyke:
Weeping and wailing for my darling Man Utd. Ohoo!!! My united!!! Who has bewitched into believing that this club destroyer can save u. Ohoo! The structure Van Gaal built will soon be destroy. Ohoo! Who will save my belove united from this lion's mouth. ;(;(;(;(;(

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Please shed more light abeg...who would you have preferred to be coach of Manchester United this season.
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Conte has gone to Chelsea,
Guordiola--to mancity,
klopp--liverpool,
wenger--still roasting at Arsenal...
Diego would never leave Atletico now...Who else is capable of fighting this top coaches mentioned...Big Sam or Rogers..Maybe u folks would have preferred Gary Neville....
Be realistic...LVG would have been crippled if he stayed nxt season....So all this whynin and stupiid hatred 4 ManU to have signed him should stop...

Ginaz:
I couldn't stop laughing when I saw this, why girls lie this much?

Come and see your face

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Haha...This just shows the OP is/was a Covenant University student....

dauntless15:
you aren't impersonating because you nor fine, and people arent chasing you upandan

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YourNemesis:
Has the meaning of the word 'native' evolved in Nigeria or what?



What the little guy here is wearing does not even look traditional.
The girl looks superb though.

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Abeg..Please what is the little girl wearing then...Varsity Jacket or spaghetti top.

Tolexander:
is that Basket mouth daughter standing alone?

How come her fore-head looks like a grinding stone?

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...This got me laffin in green...Na person child you just curse so....

Oliviaxx:
Oh Lord; if his time has reached...please take him.we wont even complain.
#dontevendarequoteme

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Forget this PDP AND APC 1st...Birthday gal..want to Wullnp..
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Hope I get the icing on the cake...

IamLEGEND1:
so all of a sudden you and refinery are being chased by soldiers?

What a wonderful coincidence that is.

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Refinery.....i swear..didn't see that until I passed..

nduchucks:
Very good.

Too many Nigerians have cruelly murdered innocent snakes for fun.

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Until the snakes gives you the biting of your life before you know the keyword is "kill or be killed"

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Kidnap the babe...let your brother starve for two weeks without seeing her...

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Some ladies..Always falling handz since 10000BC.
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Meanwhile, My mission here is to preach this word!!!.
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perverted minds...not those words, The real words..*Open your hearts and souls to Jesus*

dantori:
give me her contact.....

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Guy..why you spoil the land sale...This place go soon turn Banana Island o...Meanwhile,
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Can someone please give OP two bottles of *zero* origin..
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She gets me everytime.
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Three is a crowd in my own head...

Heyy Fam, please how do one get to Gbagada(Millennium Estate to be precise) from ojodu Berger....Quite new in lag..
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Thanks all...Please do add transportation cost if you can.

femicyrus:
white men that brought Christianity to African are saying your pastor needs help.
don't you think you need help also?

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because d white says he needs helps means the allegations are true...u need bigger help.
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.They say your country is corrupt and hopeless...why don't you jump into the lagoon because you feel they are right and you can't progress .

olumide81:
issues like this gives me every reason to regret why I collected that fruit from eve.

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...Abeg na you collect the fruit from Eve..Wen you turn Adam..Na Olumide I dey see so...

Jetjacky:
God! And how does this affect the current fuel price?

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And here I thought she said *His Father*

youngaz:
Iz dat d same lekki dey said iz d most beautiful place in Lagos??.......dunno sha neva been there b4 bt if yes ao cum monitor lizard dey crawl there

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You know see say this monitor lizard get grade...No be anyhow reptile/mammal when fit show face there...Must be big or strange.

octopusfreaky:
seriously i wouldn't mind

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Seems doz are the kind of calls Baba God is picking now... . . . Wanting you to take risk and Nvr mind about the words 4rm h8rz...

EmekaBlue:
na to dey wear agbada hawk sumthn o

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lmao....Abeg which tailor wan sew your own??..Make I join too..

Lilswaghanxum:
Don't think I'm handsome but if think so,look at ma profile pix

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Oga, no fall my hand na, Why u Dey disqualify yourself before the cinderella screen you

sinaj:
Pls boo I wnt talk to him again plz

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1..OP thank your stars say I love this pumpkin scatter if not, Na lyk this you suppoz dey by now..
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Meanwhile, Baby shift closer...i don dey plan do this thing snc morning b4 OP come scatter my hormones...

sinaj:
abeg dnt juju him o!



We wnt play any rough play

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Lev me let me deal with him...because he's fair??..i can show him we d boys here on Nairaland could be fair too...
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Abeg Sinaj 1 minute make OP repeat dos sweet words 2 you again 1st.

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Dis OP just appear when...Na ehn all the Nairaland cinderellas don run 4low am...Even Sinaj wen I dey use 1 eye spy..
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OP! OP!! OP!!!...Na 3tyms I call u o...Behave.

******* Time to make new friends..The old ones are getting boring.
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