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 Celebrities › Re: Prezzo's Sorrowful Poem For Goldie. by uzeba(m): 12:56pm On Feb 15, 2013 |
Remember!! Most men of God prophecy abt dis!! Dey should not take dis for granted!! I don talk my own ooo!!! 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Dickson Approves Death Penalty For Kidnappers In Bayelsa by uzeba(m): 9:30am On Feb 15, 2013 |
Nigeria must be a better place for me and for u!! 1 Like |
| Music/Radio › Re: Wande Coal - My Way by uzeba(m): 6:40pm On Feb 14, 2013 |
See as maleek berry name dey shine pass wande coal own, lyk say na him sing the song!! Na weti mek wizkid go open him own record label!! |
| Romance › Re: What Did You Get As A Valentine Gift? by uzeba(m): 6:26pm On Feb 14, 2013 |
if ur gurl frnd refuse the bible or olive oil as ur val gift then free ha she's a witch.......lol |
| Romance › Re: Why So Much Hype About February 14th? by uzeba(m): 10:53am On Feb 14, 2013 |
Never feel bad if u have no val on valentine's day,coz not everybody had AIDS on World Aidsday. 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Where Are You Celebrating Your Valentine Today? by uzeba(m): 10:06am On Feb 14, 2013 |
if ur gurl frnd refuse the bible or olive oil as ur val gift then free ha she's a witch.......lol, i dey do am for hostel ooo!!! 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Things You Should Do For Your Partner On Valentine's Day by uzeba(m): 9:57am On Feb 14, 2013 |
if ur gurl frnd refuse the bible or olive oil as ur val gift then free ha she's a witch.......lol |
| Romance › Re: Happy Valentine's Day Nairalanders by uzeba(m): 1:00am On Feb 14, 2013 |
Akpos: Happy Valentine Sweetie Girl: Thanks so much baby. So where's my val gift? Akpos: (pointing) Can you see that red RANGE ROVER parked over there? Girl: Oh my God!....yes.... yes...yes...I can't believe this... Akpos: I bought you a toothbrush of the same colour... Girl: Na THUNDER go fire you idiot 2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Dedicate A Song To Your Love On Valentines Day by uzeba(m): 12:21am On Feb 14, 2013 |
Akpos: Happy Valentine Sweetie Girl: Thanks so much baby. So where's my val gift? Akpos: (pointing) Can you see that red RANGE ROVER parked over there? Girl: Oh my God!....yes.... yes...yes...I can't believe this... Akpos: I bought you a toothbrush of the same colour... Girl: Na THUNDER go fire you idiot 4 Likes |
| TV/Movies › Re: 'Strive' (Love, Hate & Quest) - Trailer & Synopsis by uzeba(m): 3:25pm On Feb 13, 2013 |
Just Tired of being 1st and 2nd!! Space for sell!! Hater's can comment!! 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: 776,000 Jobs Lost In Textile Industry –FG by uzeba(m): 3:17pm On Feb 13, 2013 |
And dey are spending billion of naira for the eagle!! #no offence, just comment# |
| Romance › Re: What If Your Partner Gives You Nothing On Valentine's Day? by uzeba(m): 3:14pm On Feb 13, 2013 |
Akpos: Happy Valentine Sweetie Girl: Thanks so much baby. So where's my val gift? Akpos: (pointing) Can you see that red RANGE ROVER parked over there? Girl: Oh my God!....yes.... yes...yes...I can't believe this... Akpos: I bought you a toothbrush of the same colour... Girl: Na THUNDER go fire you idiot |
| Romance › Re: Valentine Message From The Boyfriend Association Of Nigeria by uzeba(m): 7:45pm On Feb 12, 2013 |
08:50world:tanx man for commenting on good tinz!! |
| Phones › Re: ‘iPhone 5S': Photos Of New iPhone Surfaces by uzeba(m): 4:46pm On Feb 12, 2013 |
I have it already!! |
| Romance › Re: Valentine Message From The Boyfriend Association Of Nigeria by uzeba(m): 2:41pm On Feb 12, 2013 |
AHEAD OF VALENTINE: Special Report Urgent Message From Naija Boys To Women. Dear Women, *Valentine died for love, *Romeo also died for love, *Jack in titanic died for love, *Samson in the Bible died for love, *Greek heroes Hercules & Archilles died 4 love,*And even Jesus Christ died for love ... Wetin?! Haba !!! where are the women? Una no sabi die? Abi na only gift Una sabi collect? After Una go talk say boys no dey try. No Gift again this valentine unless una give us 10 names of women wey die for love. Oya! We dey wait...! Start Listing  3 Likes |
| Romance › Re: What Would You Accept As A Valentine Gift From Your Partner? by uzeba(m): 2:31pm On Feb 12, 2013 |
AKPORS: If she has cough and catarrh before Valentine, is there anything bad in wrapping Benylin and TomTom as her Val gift? If I don't take care of her, WHO WILL? |
| Romance › Re: Celebrating Valentine With Your Partner In A Long Distance Relationship? by uzeba(m): 2:30pm On Feb 12, 2013 |
AKPORS: If she has cough and catarrh before Valentine, is there anything bad in wrapping Benylin and TomTom as her Val gift? If I don't take care of her, WHO WILL? 3 Likes |
| Science/Technology › Re: Lions Bring Cars To A Stand-still In Nairobi Kenya by uzeba(m): 2:28pm On Feb 12, 2013 |
If na all this nigeria witchcraft lion!! U for hear say person die!! 8 Likes |
| Romance › Re: What Should The Singles Do On Valentine Day? by uzeba(m): 12:10am On Feb 12, 2013 |
AHEAD OF VALENTINE: Special Report Urgent Message From Naija Boys To Women. Dear Women, *Valentine died for love, *Romeo also died for love, *Jack in titanic died for love, *Samson in the Bible died for love, *Greek heroes Hercules & Archilles died 4 love,*And even Jesus Christ died for love ... Wetin?! Haba !!! where are the women? Una no sabi die? Abi na only gift Una sabi collect? After Una go talk say boys no dey try. No Gift again this valentine unless una give us 10 names of women wey die for love. Oya! We dey wait...! Start Listing |
| Romance › Re: 14 Cheap But Unique Valentine’s Day Gifts. by uzeba(m): 11:52am On Feb 11, 2013 |
AKPORS: If she has cough and catarrh before Valentine, is there anything bad in wrapping Benylin and TomTom as her Val gift? If I don't take care of her, WHO WILL? 3 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Must We Wait Till February 14th Before Celebrating Love? by uzeba(m): 11:49am On Feb 11, 2013 |
AHEAD OF VALENTINE: Special Report Urgent Message From Naija Boys To Women. Dear Women, *Valentine died for love, *Romeo also died for love, *Jack in titanic died for love, *Samson in the Bible died for love, *Greek heroes Hercules & Archilles died 4 love,*And even Jesus Christ died for love ... Wetin?! Haba !!! where are the women? Una no sabi die? Abi na only gift Una sabi collect? After Una go talk say boys no dey try. No Gift again this valentine unless una give us 10 names of women wey die for love. Oya! We dey wait...! Start Listing 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: What Is The Best Valentine's Gift For A Guy? by uzeba(m): 11:47am On Feb 11, 2013 |
AKPORS: If she has cough and catarrh before Valentine, is there anything bad in wrapping Benylin and TomTom as her Val gift? If I don't take care of her, WHO WILL? 2 Likes |
| Sports › Re: Player Rating - Nigeria Vs Burkina Faso AFCON Final by uzeba(m): 9:10am On Feb 11, 2013 |
Our Eagles who art in AFCON. Victory be thy name, thy trophy come. Thy cup be brought to us, as it was in the past. Bring us this trophy, our Eagles coach and forgive those who killed Victor Moses' parents, as we forgave those who stole our subsidy funds, and lead us not not into extra time, but deliver us in 90 mins. For thine is the trophy, the title and the reward, as 2013 is concerned the year of restoration and settlement.. .. ..AMEN !!!! 1 Like |
| Sports › Re: Player Rating - Nigeria Vs Burkina Faso AFCON Final by uzeba(m): 9:06am On Feb 11, 2013 |
Na me be man of the match oo!! because i prayed and fasted for nigeria to win the match!! Am a proud nigerian!! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Ahead Of Valentine!!! by uzeba(op): 11:58pm On Feb 10, 2013 |
swtchicgurl: how come you're still alive? shouldn't you follow the examples you listed?must u comment on every status u see!! |
| Sports › Re: Nigeria Is The New African Champion! by uzeba(m): 11:44pm On Feb 10, 2013 |
Baba God dat did it for nigeria will surely do it for me too!! 2 Likes |
| Gaming › Re: 'Angry Nigerian” - A Version Of Angry Birds To Be Launched Soon by uzeba(m): 4:10pm On Feb 10, 2013 |
I neva read finish na jonathan head i go con dey find for game!! 1 Like 1 Share |
| Romance › Re: Valentine Gifts For Guys by uzeba(m): 5:18pm On Feb 08, 2013 |
AKPORS: If she has cough and catarrh before Valentine, is there anything bad in wrapping Benylin and TomTom as her Val gift? If I don't take care of her, WHO WILL? |
| Romance › Re: What Does Valentine Day Mean To You? by uzeba(m): 3:41pm On Feb 07, 2013 |
AHEAD OF VALENTINE: Special Report Urgent Message From Naija Boys To Women. Dear Women, *Valentine died for love, *Romeo also died for love, *Jack in titanic died for love, *Samson in the Bible died for love, *Greek heroes Hercules & Archilles died 4 love,*And even Jesus Christ died for love ... Wetin?! Haba !!! where are the women? Una no sabi die? Abi na only gift Una sabi collect? After Una go talk say boys no dey try. No Gift again this valentine unless una give us 10 names of women wey die for love. Oya! We dey wait...! Start Listing 5 Likes |
