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I will forgive her on the 28th feb!! So till easter day!!

If i see other people problem's, i will say Baba i worship u!!

He Just married d gal!! Don't even knw wether the gal lyk him or not!! Next tym if he want to marry!! It will be on the basic of love!!!

Akpos was asked to
complete the following:
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1)He who fights n run
away?
Akpos: e don surrender be
dat na, na fear catch am.
2)A rolling stone?
Akpos: No fit just dey roll,
na person push am.
3) He who lives in a glass
house? Akpos: Na rich
politician e go be.
4)A stitch in time?
Akpos: dey prevent
further tear tear.
5) Birds of d same
feather?
Akpos: Na d same mama
born them.
6) One good turn?
Akpos: Na correct power
steering fit do am.
7) A bird in hand?
Akpos: Wetin e wan be
again if nobe barbeque.
Dem plenty for chicken
republic.
Half bread is better
than?
Akpos: Puff puff, buns or
garri without sugar.
9) A journey of a
thousand miles? Akpos:
Na d person wahala be
dat na, Why e no enter car
or
aeroplane jeje?
10) He who laughs last?
Akpos: Get brain problem.
Make dem examine am
becos na begining of
madness be dat.
11) A patient dog?
Akpos: Na hunger go kill
am.
12) All work and no play?
Akpos: Na bank job be dat
bros.
13) Once beaten?
Akpos: Na revenge go
follow b dat.
14) A fool at forty? Akpos:
U never see Naija own,
ours starts 50
15) A friend in need?
Akpos: Na parasite b dat.
Will Akpos pass the
test

It is better for ten girls to break my heart than me sitting down for naija to break my heart for the 3rd time in 2013!!

This is exactly how boko haram made their own threat and the FG take it for granted!! Now it is MEND or MESS!! Just don't have d tym to cram dat name!!

Am already used to all this here in the north!! It is not a big deal!! Na wen naija send troop to mali dem start to dey mek mouth!! Why dem no mek mouth wen dem dey?

Why should i bother for the cut-off wen there is alwayz a short-cut!! I just pray naija change for good!!

Barrack obama dey call me for advice!!

Even nigeria win against ethopia, i just pray we will qualify!! because bukina faso has already qualify with most goal in the group!! Am sure they will sell their match against zambia!! 4uck up!!

If dis man can win 1.6m then d man in my compound can do better!!dis thing Na man know man!! Hw dem go waist 1.6m just for face!!

I think it is mostly made for gay!!!

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As a sure boy!!

Even in their state university, it is even worst there!! Like seriously, Anambra should do the do!!

Our chemistry teacher face make me to hate chemistry!! And my best subject is physic!

Hit on the point and get out of the surrounding for at least an hour!!

Teacher: what is a verb
Akpors: a verb is a web find in a spider web.
Teacher: What ar u saying?
Akpors: it is a complete sentence sir.
Teacher: are u mad?
Akpors: it is a question sir.
Teacher: dont be stupid.
Akpors:it is an advice sir.
Teacher:stop that nonsence.
Akpors: it is a command sir.
Teacher: you are an idiot.
Akpors: it is an insult sir.
Teacher: get out of my class.
Akpors: its an order sir.
Teacher: oh, goodness, whata boy.
Akpors: it is an exclamation sir.
Teacher: may God have mercy on you.
Akpors: it is a prayer sir.

Meaning??

Na by force to go outside?? Many poor villager in nigeria are better then some nigerian living outside!! I better b slave in my country than another man's country!!

U are a nigerian!! U already knw d system!!

*Space for sell*

If u trace the man very well, he must be from aluu village, just residing in imo!!

Moses na goal we want for nation cup oo!!

It seem the white jersey bring gudluck than dis one!! I am heart broken yesterday!!

Are u ......

If na 4 nigeria the last guy go vex say him face no dey show well!!! Ena no see as style plus use split!!!