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softMarket:
ayam not understanding.


is lynxx born again?

we all know tonto aff stop doing bad things

but to tell me that lynxx made her to be bornagain.... Tonto's husband needs to look into this matter.......

softMarket:
ayam not understanding.


is lynxx born again?

we all know tonto aff stop doing bad things

but to tell me that lynxx made her to be bornagain.... Tonto's husband needs to look into this matter.......

izzou:
You don't need to tell us you are born again.


E go show. Whether you like it or not

izzou:
You don't need to tell us you are born again.


E go show. Whether you like it or not

izzou:
You don't need to tell us you are born again.


E go show. Whether you like it or not

izzou:
You don't need to tell us you are born again.


E go show. Whether you like it or not

izzou:
You don't need to tell us you are born again.


E go show. Whether you like it or not

Jephz:


i yam hia patiently waiting for this woman.... dunno she yaff marry self ....

Jephz:


i yam hia patiently waiting for this woman.... dunno she yaff marry self ....

femcruz:
OPEN THE BOOT & FIND NOTHING THERE AGAIN....YOU GO TEAR RUN!!!

femcruz:
OPEN THE BOOT & FIND NOTHING THERE AGAIN....YOU GO TEAR RUN!!!

greg42:
If I ask why the tomato is nor growing now, na insult I go start to chop

greg42:
If I ask why the tomato is nor growing now, na insult I go start to chop

Bigajeff:
please can I get that 4th plate in the picture with a chilled glass of orange juice...hnmn

Bigajeff:
please can I get that 4th plate in the picture with a chilled glass of orange juice...hnmn

bluejean:
I can c some people whining already. Jez b happy for d guy. Shoo. Una bad mouth Na 1st class o

bluejean:
I can c some people whining already. Jez b happy for d guy. Shoo. Una bad mouth Na 1st class o

Pharaoh9:
And so, is that why he is taking selfie?
Any man or woman could do it

Pharaoh9:
And so, is that why he is taking selfie?
Any man or woman could do it

Billyonaire:
Keep on fast-fooding her naw. Why you wan stop ?

krissconnect:
There are funny characters we display when we fall in love that mere looking at them, its convincing to say that love is really blind.

1. *When you continue buying food when you're not really hungry from that restuarant your crush works in.
I won't deny the fact that I'm so guilty of this at the moment. I'm crushing on a girl that sells fried groundnut around my office, but each time I think of her,I rush down her spot to buy groundnut I really don't wanna eat justto catch a stare.

2. Paying double the price of a commodity.
Most guys do this to boost their ego or impress that girl they're crushing on. A matchbox of #10, you decide to pay #100 cos she's the one attending to you? I pray that spell leaves you bro.

3. Wearing high heel just to look outstanding.
Our ladies in the house! Shoutout to those ladies who have never put on high heel shoe before but decides to suddenly rock it cos that guy definitely will walk their path. I think the shorty ladies are so guilty of this. #noOffense

4. Taking the long route cos he/she always uses that path.
I'm not so guilty of this though, but I think tosyne2much and cutehector can attest to this. You decide to forfeit that short distance path to follow the 100km distance path instead cos you're sure he/she always walks through that path. A journey of 5 minutes just costed you 1hour cos of love and you didn't mind trekking the distance. Love is really blind.

5. Giving an offering of #1000 instead of the usual #50.
You suddenly found yourself sitting beside your crush during church service. Now its time for offering. You realised you just have your normal #50 at the left pocket and #1000 for beer at the right pocket, hoping to impress that babe,you dip your hand inside the right pocket,brandishing the 1k and dance on to give offering. *You think you're doing God.*

6. Adopting the british accent when putting through a call to your crush.
Guys who are guilty of this so annoys me. A guy will suddenly start using a female voice cos he's talking to his crush on phone. He be like 'oh cindy! I just wanna be that guy you know? Like seriously? Yea,like seriously_aww'
Bro,you're simply turning gay! Mtcheww!

7. Trying to eat decent_omotola wannabe!
Most girls are so guilty of this. A guy takes you out to eat oranges on a date. You see how she leaks her orange like she leakin lollipop sweet. But when she goes home, she can even eat the outer layer and swallow it.
*just be yourself laveda*

8. Add yours..

krissconnect:
There are funny characters we display when we fall in love that mere looking at them, its convincing to say that love is really blind.

1. *When you continue buying food when you're not really hungry from that restuarant your crush works in.
I won't deny the fact that I'm so guilty of this at the moment. I'm crushing on a girl that sells fried groundnut around my office, but each time I think of her,I rush down her spot to buy groundnut I really don't wanna eat justto catch a stare.

2. Paying double the price of a commodity.
Most guys do this to boost their ego or impress that girl they're crushing on. A matchbox of #10, you decide to pay #100 cos she's the one attending to you? I pray that spell leaves you bro.

3. Wearing high heel just to look outstanding.
Our ladies in the house! Shoutout to those ladies who have never put on high heel shoe before but decides to suddenly rock it cos that guy definitely will walk their path. I think the shorty ladies are so guilty of this. #noOffense

4. Taking the long route cos he/she always uses that path.
I'm not so guilty of this though, but I think tosyne2much and cutehector can attest to this. You decide to forfeit that short distance path to follow the 100km distance path instead cos you're sure he/she always walks through that path. A journey of 5 minutes just costed you 1hour cos of love and you didn't mind trekking the distance. Love is really blind.

5. Giving an offering of #1000 instead of the usual #50.
You suddenly found yourself sitting beside your crush during church service. Now its time for offering. You realised you just have your normal #50 at the left pocket and #1000 for beer at the right pocket, hoping to impress that babe,you dip your hand inside the right pocket,brandishing the 1k and dance on to give offering. *You think you're doing God.*

6. Adopting the british accent when putting through a call to your crush.
Guys who are guilty of this so annoys me. A guy will suddenly start using a female voice cos he's talking to his crush on phone. He be like 'oh cindy! I just wanna be that guy you know? Like seriously? Yea,like seriously_aww'
Bro,you're simply turning gay! Mtcheww!

7. Trying to eat decent_omotola wannabe!
Most girls are so guilty of this. A guy takes you out to eat oranges on a date. You see how she leaks her orange like she leakin lollipop sweet. But when she goes home, she can even eat the outer layer and swallow it.
*just be yourself laveda*

8. Add yours..

fortunechy:
Attendance in Church on sunday
1. Human beings = 85
2. Bible = 27
3. Phone Charger = 507.
4. Rechargeable lamps = 212.
5. Rechargeable Torch = 176.
6. Power banks 132.
God is watching .
Last Seen:
*Whats app* _*1 min*_ ago
*Facebook* _*2mins*_ ago
*Twitter* _*5mins*_ ago
*Instagram* _*10mins*_ ago
*Bible* _*since 2009*_
*Beer* _*online*_
God is soaking your cane in crude oil..

fortunechy:
Attendance in Church on sunday
1. Human beings = 85
2. Bible = 27
3. Phone Charger = 507.
4. Rechargeable lamps = 212.
5. Rechargeable Torch = 176.
6. Power banks 132.
God is watching .
Last Seen:
*Whats app* _*1 min*_ ago
*Facebook* _*2mins*_ ago
*Twitter* _*5mins*_ ago
*Instagram* _*10mins*_ ago
*Bible* _*since 2009*_
*Beer* _*online*_
God is soaking your cane in crude oil..

mazimee:
Though it was a collective victory and team work I won't deny the fact that Okparanozie made this happen.

mazimee:
Though it was a collective victory and team work I won't deny the fact that Okparanozie made this happen.

oloriooko:
Lot of work to be done but this is a good start
Congrats to the ladies for flogging cams right there on their turf

oloriooko:
Lot of work to be done but this is a good start
Congrats to the ladies for flogging cams right there on their turf

Jafar1:
what men cannot do

Jafar1:
what men cannot do

OohMpa:
[color=#808000]Foolish bwoi...

He kant even kept malice. Come to Amarabe Kindred, Ezeugo Street of Ihiala and we show you how to kept malices. We are the malice master

This last girl Ooh Mpa bankulize see him with another shorry on top bed and she want to kept malice. Ooh Mpa shows her who is bosses

She keep malice
Ooh Mpa keep his own
She keep, Ooh continues keepsing. Her fada

She surrenders to Ooh Mpa mansion and ring for bell. Ooh opens door for her. She enters and kneeled down for Ooh Mpa to lerease his malices. Ooh Mpa said no

She come comot borbi (38D), come hold Ooh Mpa's weapon of destruction for troussies. Ooh Mpa said no, but Junior send yes

It's been 4 months and 29 bankulizings later but Ooh Mpa lefuse to lerease his malices. Don't mind Junior, he having mind of his own. Ooh Mpa wee still kept malices

#TheMaliceMaster [/color]

OohMpa:
[color=#808000]Foolish bwoi...

He kant even kept malice. Come to Amarabe Kindred, Ezeugo Street of Ihiala and we show you how to kept malices. We are the malice master

This last girl Ooh Mpa bankulize see him with another shorry on top bed and she want to kept malice. Ooh Mpa shows her who is bosses

She keep malice
Ooh Mpa keep his own
She keep, Ooh continues keepsing. Her fada

She surrenders to Ooh Mpa mansion and ring for bell. Ooh opens door for her. She enters and kneeled down for Ooh Mpa to lerease his malices. Ooh Mpa said no

She come comot borbi (38D), come hold Ooh Mpa's weapon of destruction for troussies. Ooh Mpa said no, but Junior send yes

It's been 4 months and 29 bankulizings later but Ooh Mpa lefuse to lerease his malices. Don't mind Junior, he having mind of his own. Ooh Mpa wee still kept malices

#TheMaliceMaster [/color]

HARDDON:
She doesnt have any new bfriend .
That is nothing but a below d belt punch line!
Nothing but her trying to clone n own d guy. Punish him.

If i were him, i wud laugh n finally thank God!..... without any explanation..... while i end d call

Return her negative energy n punch in da most cold n funky way! Lets see if she wudnt look for me pleading that she was only joking ..

Guys learn to see tru gurls!



Wonder y a guy wud keep malice though. U can tactically ignore

Garshyzee:
Recession reach zimbabwe too?

abuayman:
She come fine pass before

abuayman:
She come fine pass before

Qummie:
The woman shouldn't have tried to escape because that seems fraudulent. But the hairdresser is a dummy. As she cut the hair now, has that paid the fee?

Qummie:
The woman shouldn't have tried to escape because that seems fraudulent. But the hairdresser is a dummy. As she cut the hair now, has that paid the fee?

henrydadon:

The Bible is filled with superstitious beliefs that modern people rightly reject. It describes a world where a snake and a donkey communicated with human beings in a human language, where people could reach upward of 900 years old, where a woman instantaneously transformed into a pillar of salt, where a pillar of fire could lead people by night, and where the sun stopped moving across the sky or could even back up.if you as a christian can believe all these bullsh!t in the bible then you you have no right to judge those people worshiping this man because that what they believe in..you are no different from them..you are all living a fairy tale life..you might say they are all deluded by worshiping this man..but the truth is that you all are all equally deluded

Onechancearmy:
Members are also required to pay obeisance to King Olutanmole like other earthly royals. While greeting him, you must not stand but prostrate or roll on the ground before him

Me na slap I go take dey greet am.

Onechancearmy:
Members are also required to pay obeisance to King Olutanmole like other earthly royals. While greeting him, you must not stand but prostrate or roll on the ground before him

Me na slap I go take dey greet am.

boman2014:
many people still enslave themselves in that scam called religion. imagine buying holy water for N250 . If their jesus chrtst whom they clamed came to this world and sold his miracles he would have been the richest man on earth

henrydadon:


ladies and gentlemen i present to you a poor man..awon ti vanity upon vanity ..please calp for him..as he rise up to the poduim

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/scsc.gif

henrydadon:


ladies and gentlemen i present to you a poor man..awon ti vanity upon vanity ..please calp for him..as he rise up to the poduim

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/scsc.gif

STFUareyouGod:
like seriously? A 7 years old girl your role model? Dude, what you been on?

STFUareyouGod:
like seriously? A 7 years old girl your role model? Dude, what you been on?

yomi007k:



Bring Tosin to my place for deliverance.


I will deliver her in 24hrs. Lol

yomi007k:



Bring Tosin to my place for deliverance.


I will deliver her in 24hrs. Lol

yomi007k:



Bring Tosin to my place for deliverance.


I will deliver her in 24hrs. Lol

DancingSkeleton:
Only God knows.. That vee wall don weak

DancingSkeleton:
Only God knows.. That vee wall don weak

jiinxed:
He must be an afonja

jiinxed:
He must be an afonja