₦airaland Forum

AkupeMBANO:
does abia state have a deputy governor?

You have seen and heard for yourself

xreal:
It is written....

Twin brothers will remain best of friends until either or both gets married.


Don't ask me where it is written, abeg.

You must tell us where it is written o.

Prec1ous:
Ambassador of reptile affairs, department of snake.

There is a situation and a reptilian casualty has been recorded.

Proceed with caution for onward observation.

Send findings to the headquarters, Snakeland.

Tell the the president to approve and send all snake photograph over for onward transmission.

Your Snakely
Lalasticlala

From Snakeland with venom!
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I love your creativity

Ninethmare:
They will curse and critize him today, tomorrow they will rally round him smiling
Imolites are just confused

My broda i tire o

Daddybright1986:
Im 23 and i haven't had my periods yet.
My little sis is 17 and had her periods since 13.
I feel ashamed to talk to my friends because i don't know if i had a problem..
Or does it take longer when you're a boy?

Are you for real?

NwaAmaikpe:


I hate beggars.

We all have something to beg for...but we don't.
So why should anyone with the breath of life in them choose a career path of begging?

Well...the times are bad,
That's why I anoint my preek with anointing oil before I leave the house.
If I lose it, I don't know what I will tell the numerous females who depend on it for pleasure.

God forbid.

You no well

Encouraging words from th DG. I like that.

Nice write up op, nice write up.

Luukasz:
Girls of this generation are rotten to find a virgin among them is rare out of 10 if your are lucky perhaps 1 or none.
You will see a girl of 14 when you check her stuff her V is gone the funniest part is the flimsy reasons part you hear reasons like ehn i was forced into it,reasons like he didn't penetrate he only f!ngered me when i hear this i laugh and i Smh. A lot of guys also go about saying virginity is over hyped its a big lie from hell in fact virginity is underrated which shouldn't be.
Some guys may not be so enthusiastic about their wife to be Virginity but guys like me do and i get more emotionally attached to virgin women 10× than the none ones that's why i will love to marry a virgin if she's naive there's nothing bad in tutoring her. No man even if he's not interested in V's like i do will want to marry a woman who has been knacked by countless men.
So young girls out there keep your virginity for the right man who will cherish and love you not just any guy those of you ladies who are still V's don't be overwhelmed by peer pressure & the urge to do so and besides staying off sex is easier for women than men so there's nothing stopping you from staying put till marriage

May your days be long

A nice post.

alignacademy:
Ironically, this advice is being shared via social media...

That does not make it false.

ebukahandsome:
Why you come censor am

Wetin you wan see?

Just because of the parents carelessness.

Nma27:
Can this be true?

Yes it happens

NwaAmaikpe:

It is spiritual...
The dog bite is only coincidental. His parents have probably sacrificed him for money rituals.

BE SERIOUS

The hustle is real

ghanaman5050:
Thank you Dr (.Have just 1 glass of beer or wine per day (not more). These beverages contain antioxidants that can prevent the abnormal multiplication of cells in the body) Bar man . please give cold beer .

You just got a license to drink beer abi?

Dharniel:
1. laugh: as a typical Nigerian, this might be a little hard cuz people's default mood nowadays is just
para mode activated.

2. wear a hat and sun glasses : presently, the weather is kinda cool in most in Nigeria, not sure what's happening in the northern part though. so regarding hats and sunglasses, I'll pass.

3. have one glass of beer or wine per day : now I've got a problem with this. this would definitely be abused cuz glass comes in different sizes. most people will misconcept this.

4. drinking coffee on a daily basis : oh please, this is Nigeria and not the western world, coffee is not our thing, Milo/Bournvita might have been given a second thought if it's an option.

5. Avoid giving your clothes to dry cleaners : not many people buy this idea, like me nah, I'm presently washing at the moment and at the same time typing this "whatever it is that I'm typing". so I'll say it's only a negligible fractions that patronises the laundry services.

6. consume foods rich in vitamin D: vitamin D?, what does that even mean.

7. avoid using perfumes and air freshener : those should be replaced with camphor and otapiapia.

8. AVOID CONSUMING CAN FOODS AND MICROWAVED FOODS: I actually expected this to top the list, but unfortunately, it wasn't even deemed fit to be on the list. Only God's know who composed this.

Nna, you dey vex?

How come they were all affected by the food?

This is what happens when we chase water away to build houses. Water will definitely find it's way back to where it belongs. You cannot cheat nature. The earlier we learn how to respect nature, the lesser some man made disasters.

Remember the tsunami of 2005. Do not chase water away. It will surely come back to take it's place. Do not give in to greed.

How many of their members are so expensively dressed. Do not allow them to milk you of your money.

OgaBuhari:
buhari will receive instant Justice and punishment for this man's accident.
He will never escape unpunished.
Nonsense.

Try to say good things please.

Op, i will advise you to give her the silent treatment. Show her that she does not exist as far as you are concerned. Even if she tries to attract your attention please, ignore her. If she talks to you, ignore her do not answer. Make her know in every way that she is insignificant in your eyes.
Pls, do not give in to her antics. She might hate you for this, do not let that bother you. If she does something nasty in a public place, snub her . It will be embarrasing. It is better to embarass her publicly as that will send a message across to everyone watching.
Op, make sure you don't talk to her which is what she wants. Never you create a room for familiarity at all. Again, if you don't have your personal line, ask the landlord if he will permit you to put up your own cloth line at a place convinient for you. If the insult continues, give her a sound slap. If the landlord asks why tell him all that has been happening. Let him know you don't like it and want it to stop forthwith.
Respect everyone, greet all. If anyone does not answer your greeting stop greeting the person. Set your standard and stick to it. Do not allow a place for the devil. Do not forget, use the silent treatment to keep her at her place. Beware of anyone who is extremely nice to you in that compound to avoid getting into trouble.
Try this op, do not relent. You will succeed if you don't get tired of doing it. When people come to know your standard, they will give you your way. I wish you success as you put this into practice. WELLDONE.

NwaAmaikpe:


I can only imagine your disappointment going weekly for HIV tests and it is still negative.


Don't worry,
It will become positive soon then you won't have to visit labs weekly.

That was not encouraging

I can't ser where he carried her, or is it my eyes?

feldido:


The inclination of Man is always Bad.
Self control is the Key

Right on point

Op, i can your craving for front page in nairaland. Now you have it by posting lies. CLAP FOR YOURSELF. A register was even used to share the food, TELL ME SOMETHING. Elders were called by name and served accordingly, REALLY. You also went to give her gift, she said her religion was against it, INUKWA. An usher asked if you came for the kingdom, EEHHH.
Unfortunately, people seek cheap publicity by telling lies about others. I will advise you to learn more about Jehovah's Witness so as to be well informed. Stop spreading propanganda around. Remember, even Jesus who have the power to miraculously provide food for himself when he was very hungry told the devil " It is written, man must leave not on bread alone, but on every utterance coming out of Jehovah's mouth". Matthew 4:4.
Now that you have made front page with your lies, you are happy right?. Am sure you're one of those going to heaven. Work harder for the kingdom, instead of ranting about food. Lalasticlala, Mynd44, other mods please give her "FRONT PAGE MAKERS AWARD" for successfully telling lies to get to front page.

Op, please read John 14:28 where Jesus himself said that "his father is greater than he is". If Jesus and God is one and the same person, which father was he referring to?

Ken4Christ:
JW members who have been indoctrinated are difficult to convert. They have been trained to ignore the truth and follow their deceptive teachings. The worst of their teachings is the denial of the existence of hell which is clearly revealed in the Bible. I wish they could see the doom that awaits them. Please, give your life to Jesus. He is the only way to God. Otherwise, you will face his wrath.

"For the great day of his wrath is come; and who shall be able to stand?". (Revelation 6:17).

So you now claim doom that awaits Jehovah's Witnesses? Do you know the doom that awaits you?

Dear nairalanders, please help me tell them that we don't have enough yams to eat here, how much more exporting them. #LEAVE OUR YAMS FOR US.

Op, wow you took your time to check all that. Good observation.