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LiteratureRe: with this essay, shud I expect A in my last exam by valdprof(op): 8:54pm On Oct 04, 2013
purpinkx: You type on phone i read through phone =1:1

you are skipping details in your story . I don't know how to write but i think the stories i enjoy reading are captivating one's where it seems i'm watching what i read or i'm who you're describing ... Something like ... " and i picked my phone and opened OX website " ... Where did you pick your phone ? Kitchen , parlour , bedpost ? Did you keep it there cos you hate night calls ? Or you kept it there cos you wanted it to charge whenever power is restored ? little things matter

[hope i was constructive]
million thanks to u purpinx . But pls this is just an essay that I wrote last semester during my use of english exam .You know it had be brief and straight to the point , 2 pages tins .....just wanted to find out if it will earn good mark
LiteratureRe: with this essay, shud I expect A in my last exam by valdprof(op): 9:12pm On Oct 03, 2013
i used ma phone
PoliticsRe: ASUU Demanded For N3tn, Not N130bn by valdprof: 3:36pm On Oct 03, 2013
okay . ASUU see wetin go happen ee. We love una well well.But please we're okay with the state of our schools .Is it by force to help person . We no want nah!!!!!! and to the Fedral govt ,if u pay ASUU this money e go pain me ooo .Allah e go pain me
PoliticsRe: ASUU Demanded For N3tn, Not N130bn by valdprof: 3:21pm On Oct 03, 2013
Ekawu: FG pls implement d agreement u entered with ASUU
sharrappl
LiteratureRe: Do I Have A Future In Writing. Three Short Stories For You To Read And Review by valdprof: 11:39pm On Oct 02, 2013
The use of comma tends to elude you....punctuation is the beauty of writing
Literaturewith this essay, shud I expect A in my last exam by valdprof(op):
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Nairaland GeneralRe: Yobe Attack: How Survivors Escaped Through The Window by valdprof: 4:25pm On Oct 02, 2013
This underscores the truism that islam is a religious mumbo jumbo.Which other religion unleashes mayhem on their own adherents?
FamilyRe: Son-in-law Compelled To Write An Essay By Father-in-law by valdprof: 5:20pm On Sep 25, 2013
there can be no cut and dried reason for marriage ,as far as africa is concerned
FamilyRe: Son-in-law Compelled To Write An Essay By Father-in-law by valdprof: 5:19pm On Sep 25, 2013
this is a subtle test of manhood and intentions...let him go back and tell the man that the reason is so numerous that not even the bard of avalon ,william shakespearer can actually depict
LiteratureRe: Single Lady by valdprof: 3:20pm On Sep 24, 2013
babe , how come u write so well despite being a swagalicious chick?Well, the xpressn 'for awhile' is not okay ; use 'awhile' come next time.More coconut oil to your pen .......retiring to my ghost mode
HealthRe: Doctor in the House: Free Medical Advice Available by valdprof: 11:49pm On Aug 30, 2013
Pls is their any thing on this earth that can make ones skin darker .....leave sun apart
CelebritiesRe: J-Martins Reprimands Wizkid For 'Broke Fan' Comment by valdprof: 7:27am On Aug 28, 2013
alaoeri: Wizkid abeg trend softly oh, learn a lesson from Eedris's arrogant & take a cue from 2baba humility.
arrogance joor
CelebritiesRe: J-Martins Reprimands Wizkid For 'Broke Fan' Comment by valdprof: 7:24am On Aug 28, 2013
alaoeri: Wizkid abeg trend softly oh, learn a lesson from Eedris's arrogant & take a cue from 2baba humility.
arrogance , not arrogant......winks
Nairaland GeneralRe: Narrate Your Funny Nightmares If You Ever Had Them.must View!! by valdprof: 1:01pm On Sep 17, 2012
i've had all sorts of dreams, ranging from battle to romance.......Recently , i saw myself in a bank..... Someone had asked me to do some transactions their , on his behalf .....Barely had i lasted in d bank than i saw abouy six young boys , about my age rush into bank , carrying fierce looking arms......One of dem demanded we lie down on our bellies , with our face down and ,eyes shut , which we did....Now they reached for the only cashier in hall , collected a lot of money and shot her dead . I was so petrified that I contemplated running away , but i knew it would be suicidal to try such in d face of dia perspicacity...So I respected myself ......When they were through wit d ca shier , they started shooting everyone in the hall in the leg ,perhaps to forestall every chance of being caught ...Did i forget to mention it was one bullet per person ?But when it was my turn to get d leg shot , i looked up a bit and found out they were i knew and I immediately buried my face in my arms , but it was too late because one of them observed me closely and alerted his colleagues . They screamed and started pumping as many bullets as they could afford into my body....they left the bank immediately ,when they were convinced i had passed on ....But despite all they did , i was bleeding ,but felt no single pain...so i stood up to leave d hall, but when i got to d exit , i saw large crowd hailing and chanting my name as if i had score a goal against barcelona . So i decide to wake up from my slumber before it becomes another thing
Nairaland GeneralRe: Narrate Your Funny Nightmares If You Ever Had Them.must View!! by valdprof: 12:58pm On Sep 17, 2012
i've had all sorts of dreams, ranging from battle to romance.......Recently , i saw myself in a bank..... Someone had asked me to do some transactions their , on his behalf .....Barely had i lasted in d bank than i saw abouy six young boys , about my age rush into bank , carrying fierce looking arms......One of dem demanded we lie down on our bellies , with our face down and ,eyes shut , which we did....Now they reached for the only cashier in hall , collected a lot of money and shot her dead . I was so petrified that I contemplated running away , but i knew it would be suicidal to try such in d face of dia perspicacity...So I respected myself ......When they were through wit d ca shier , they started shooting everyone in the hall in the leg ,perhaps to forestall every chance of being caught ...Did i forget to mention it was one bullet per person ?But when it was my turn to get d leg shot , i looked up a bit and found out they were i knew and I immediately buried my face in my arms , but it was too late because one of them observed me closely and alerted his colleagues . They screamed and started pumping as many bullets as they could afford into my body....they left the bank immediately ,when they were convinced i had passed on ....But despite all they did , i was bleeding ,but felt no single pain...so i stood up to leave d hall, but when i got to d exit , i saw large crowd hailing and chanting my name as if i had score a goal against barcelona . So i decide to wake up from my slumber before it becomes another thing
Nairaland GeneralRe: Narrate Your Funny Nightmares If You Ever Had Them.must View!! by valdprof: 12:58pm On Sep 17, 2012
i've had all sorts of dreams, ranging from battle to romance.......Recently , i saw myself in a bank..... Someone had asked me to do some transactions their , on his behalf .....Barely had i lasted in d bank than i saw abouy six young boys , about my age rush into bank , carrying fierce looking arms......One of dem demanded we lie down on our bellies , with our face down and ,eyes shut , which we did....Now they reached for the only cashier in hall , collected a lot of money and shot her dead . I was so petrified that I contemplated running away , but i knew it would be suicidal to try such in d face of dia perspicacity...So I respected myself ......When they were through wit d ca shier , they started shooting everyone in the hall in the leg ,perhaps to forestall every chance of being caught ...Did i forget to mention it was one bullet per person ?But when it was my turn to get d leg shot , i looked up a bit and found out they were i knew and I immediately buried my face in my arms , but it was too late because one of them observed me closely and alerted his colleagues . They screamed and started pumping as many bullets as they could afford into my body....they left the bank immediately ,when they were convinced i had passed on ....But despite all they did , i was bleeding ,but felt no single pain...so i stood up to leave d hall, but when i got to d exit , i saw large crowd hailing and chanting my name as if i had score a goal against barcelona . So i decide to wake up from my slumber before it becomes another thing
Nairaland GeneralRe: Narrate Your Funny Nightmares If You Ever Had Them.must View!! by valdprof: 9:05am On Sep 17, 2012
Yahoo1: But whats with having a dream and waking up to realise you have forgotten your dream? Me dont understand that one ooo! And the one wey dey ve x me pass be say if i dey for dream dey do better thing,person go mumu come wake me up.
hahaaahahaaah, wetin u dy do?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Narrate Your Funny Nightmares If You Ever Had Them.must View!! by valdprof: 8:33am On Sep 17, 2012
mawojuuche: i've had so many nightmares, average of two evry mnth. i'm so used to them dat i dnt even pray abt them.
i once see myself flying, f.uc.kin my dream kind of gals( atleast once a wk), had a gun pointed at me, eating food, had ppl chasing me, abt to buried alive unknowingly by caterpillar at a construction site, etc. i always force a wake up...
u be james bond abi?
IslamRe: To Muslims who react violently to Video against Prophet Muhammed (SAW) by valdprof: 8:08am On Sep 17, 2012
dtemidare: Becareful of what you say. Everyone has the right to practice any religion they so ever deem fit. There's no diff between you and those guys that want to islamise this country.
at least he doesnt persuade with dagger
IslamRe: To Muslims who react violently to Video against Prophet Muhammed (SAW) by valdprof: 8:02am On Sep 17, 2012
DailyNews: If a blasphemous film is made against Jesus Christ, Christians will never, I repeat, never react violently or wage war against the makers or people connected with the film making, u know why? Because Christians believe that no human can or should fight for God. And if such should occur, the highest thing Christians can do is to call on all Christians all over the world to pray & fast for God to touch the hearts of the perpetrators or to reward them according to their evil deed, but its so unfortunate that Muslims always prefer to fight for their god instead of allowing their god to fight for itself & to also fight for them; which indirectly tells that they do not have faith in their god being able to defend itself.


Muslims need to embrace peace & stop telling the whole world that their religion teaches only violence & destruction of lives & properties. OP, how I wish all muslims would understand things the way u do, nice post, kudos to u.
stop wasting your kilobyte, Muhammed was a man of vagina and dagger....He taught his muslim goats laws insted of spirituality
PoliticsRe: Policeman Kills Bus Driver For Brushing Patrol Van by valdprof: 7:03am On Sep 15, 2012
Opoki: This is a clear case of frustration
Reason: #20
They only make use of their gun when they see defenseless fellows....cowards
CelebritiesRe: Robbers Break Into Nkem Owoh’s House In Enugu by valdprof: 3:56pm On Sep 14, 2012
Novice1: The quality of reporting here is apalling
make ur reservations known, prof
CelebritiesRe: Robbers Break Into Nkem Owoh’s House In Enugu by valdprof: 3:53pm On Sep 14, 2012
Naijalane: you can't stop me 4rm making my point
so u expect him to employ ur whole useless village with d little he makes?
PoliticsRe: Coffin-bearing Activists Protest N5,000 Note Introduction by valdprof: 4:17pm On Sep 11, 2012
Keneking: It is only in Lagos that u see things like this...have u ever heard or seen aboki's protesting in Kano. Sponsored devils of acnn
d abokis are benighted and backward......U think dy understand d word redenomination?
PoliticsRe: Coffin-bearing Activists Protest N5,000 Note Introduction by valdprof: 4:14pm On Sep 11, 2012
greatgod2012: inasmuch as i dnt support d printing f this #5000 note, i also think carrying coffin around to show our dissaproval is uncalled for, its barbaric! Haba, nigerians, aren't we ashamed, hw many country have we seen carrying coffin to show their dissaproval for certain national decision taker by dir govt?
chei! Just imagine d way u think........As a medical practioner , i think ur born with chromosonal imbalance syndrome....look at ur mouth . Since our govt has decided to become aberrant ,we are also going unothordox...pardon my asperity
EntertainmentRe: Best Man Loses Bride's Wedding Band At Altar by valdprof: 7:16pm On Sep 10, 2012
siddiq202: CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHY SO MUCH IMPORTANCE IS ATTRIBUTED TO RING FOR WEDDING CEREMONY? huh
how does dis affect d price of ***** 'my mouth pichukum'
EntertainmentRe: Best Man Loses Bride's Wedding Band At Altar by valdprof: 7:15pm On Sep 10, 2012
siddiq202: CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHY SO MUCH IMPORTANCE IS ATTRIBUTED TO RING FOR WEDDING CEREMONY? huh
how does dis affect d price of ***** 'my mouth pichukum
Christianity EtcRe: Oyedepo's Slap Suit Goes To Appeal Court by valdprof: 3:01pm On Sep 09, 2012
ignis: You are saying that its not supposed to be in public. If this is not privately as you suggest, your type would still be thesame person framing up story that bishop wants to rape her or molest her.
I don't see anything wrong with bishop David oyedepo slapping her with a bare hand. What if that's the only way the witch could get out of her. Maybe the girl might not even feel the pains of the slap. Besides, in the time of Jesus ministry on earth, Jesus use cain on the merchants in the temple. Please lets be careful how we judge or we might impose an unending punishment on ourselves.
hw many pple have pope slapped

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