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purpinkx: You type on phone i read through phone =1:1million thanks to u purpinx . But pls this is just an essay that I wrote last semester during my use of english exam .You know it had be brief and straight to the point , 2 pages tins .....just wanted to find out if it will earn good mark |
i used ma phone |
okay . ASUU see wetin go happen ee. We love una well well.But please we're okay with the state of our schools .Is it by force to help person . We no want nah!!!!!! and to the Fedral govt ,if u pay ASUU this money e go pain me ooo .Allah e go pain me |
Ekawu: FG pls implement d agreement u entered with ASUUsharrappl |
The use of comma tends to elude you....punctuation is the beauty of writing |
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This underscores the truism that islam is a religious mumbo jumbo.Which other religion unleashes mayhem on their own adherents? |
there can be no cut and dried reason for marriage ,as far as africa is concerned |
this is a subtle test of manhood and intentions...let him go back and tell the man that the reason is so numerous that not even the bard of avalon ,william shakespearer can actually depict |
babe , how come u write so well despite being a swagalicious chick?Well, the xpressn 'for awhile' is not okay ; use 'awhile' come next time.More coconut oil to your pen .......retiring to my ghost mode |
Pls is their any thing on this earth that can make ones skin darker .....leave sun apart |
alaoeri: Wizkid abeg trend softly oh, learn a lesson from Eedris's arrogant & take a cue from 2baba humility.arrogance joor |
alaoeri: Wizkid abeg trend softly oh, learn a lesson from Eedris's arrogant & take a cue from 2baba humility.arrogance , not arrogant......winks |
i've had all sorts of dreams, ranging from battle to romance.......Recently , i saw myself in a bank..... Someone had asked me to do some transactions their , on his behalf .....Barely had i lasted in d bank than i saw abouy six young boys , about my age rush into bank , carrying fierce looking arms......One of dem demanded we lie down on our bellies , with our face down and ,eyes shut , which we did....Now they reached for the only cashier in hall , collected a lot of money and shot her dead . I was so petrified that I contemplated running away , but i knew it would be suicidal to try such in d face of dia perspicacity...So I respected myself ......When they were through wit d ca shier , they started shooting everyone in the hall in the leg ,perhaps to forestall every chance of being caught ...Did i forget to mention it was one bullet per person ?But when it was my turn to get d leg shot , i looked up a bit and found out they were i knew and I immediately buried my face in my arms , but it was too late because one of them observed me closely and alerted his colleagues . They screamed and started pumping as many bullets as they could afford into my body....they left the bank immediately ,when they were convinced i had passed on ....But despite all they did , i was bleeding ,but felt no single pain...so i stood up to leave d hall, but when i got to d exit , i saw large crowd hailing and chanting my name as if i had score a goal against barcelona . So i decide to wake up from my slumber before it becomes another thing |
i've had all sorts of dreams, ranging from battle to romance.......Recently , i saw myself in a bank..... Someone had asked me to do some transactions their , on his behalf .....Barely had i lasted in d bank than i saw abouy six young boys , about my age rush into bank , carrying fierce looking arms......One of dem demanded we lie down on our bellies , with our face down and ,eyes shut , which we did....Now they reached for the only cashier in hall , collected a lot of money and shot her dead . I was so petrified that I contemplated running away , but i knew it would be suicidal to try such in d face of dia perspicacity...So I respected myself ......When they were through wit d ca shier , they started shooting everyone in the hall in the leg ,perhaps to forestall every chance of being caught ...Did i forget to mention it was one bullet per person ?But when it was my turn to get d leg shot , i looked up a bit and found out they were i knew and I immediately buried my face in my arms , but it was too late because one of them observed me closely and alerted his colleagues . They screamed and started pumping as many bullets as they could afford into my body....they left the bank immediately ,when they were convinced i had passed on ....But despite all they did , i was bleeding ,but felt no single pain...so i stood up to leave d hall, but when i got to d exit , i saw large crowd hailing and chanting my name as if i had score a goal against barcelona . So i decide to wake up from my slumber before it becomes another thing |
i've had all sorts of dreams, ranging from battle to romance.......Recently , i saw myself in a bank..... Someone had asked me to do some transactions their , on his behalf .....Barely had i lasted in d bank than i saw abouy six young boys , about my age rush into bank , carrying fierce looking arms......One of dem demanded we lie down on our bellies , with our face down and ,eyes shut , which we did....Now they reached for the only cashier in hall , collected a lot of money and shot her dead . I was so petrified that I contemplated running away , but i knew it would be suicidal to try such in d face of dia perspicacity...So I respected myself ......When they were through wit d ca shier , they started shooting everyone in the hall in the leg ,perhaps to forestall every chance of being caught ...Did i forget to mention it was one bullet per person ?But when it was my turn to get d leg shot , i looked up a bit and found out they were i knew and I immediately buried my face in my arms , but it was too late because one of them observed me closely and alerted his colleagues . They screamed and started pumping as many bullets as they could afford into my body....they left the bank immediately ,when they were convinced i had passed on ....But despite all they did , i was bleeding ,but felt no single pain...so i stood up to leave d hall, but when i got to d exit , i saw large crowd hailing and chanting my name as if i had score a goal against barcelona . So i decide to wake up from my slumber before it becomes another thing |
Yahoo1: But whats with having a dream and waking up to realise you have forgotten your dream? Me dont understand that one ooo! And the one wey dey ve x me pass be say if i dey for dream dey do better thing,person go mumu come wake me up.hahaaahahaaah, wetin u dy do? |
mawojuuche: i've had so many nightmares, average of two evry mnth. i'm so used to them dat i dnt even pray abt them.u be james bond abi? |
dtemidare: Becareful of what you say. Everyone has the right to practice any religion they so ever deem fit. There's no diff between you and those guys that want to islamise this country.at least he doesnt persuade with dagger |
DailyNews: If a blasphemous film is made against Jesus Christ, Christians will never, I repeat, never react violently or wage war against the makers or people connected with the film making, u know why? Because Christians believe that no human can or should fight for God. And if such should occur, the highest thing Christians can do is to call on all Christians all over the world to pray & fast for God to touch the hearts of the perpetrators or to reward them according to their evil deed, but its so unfortunate that Muslims always prefer to fight for their god instead of allowing their god to fight for itself & to also fight for them; which indirectly tells that they do not have faith in their god being able to defend itself.stop wasting your kilobyte, Muhammed was a man of vagina and dagger....He taught his muslim goats laws insted of spirituality |
Opoki: This is a clear case of frustrationThey only make use of their gun when they see defenseless fellows....cowards |
Novice1: The quality of reporting here is apallingmake ur reservations known, prof |
Naijalane: you can't stop me 4rm making my pointso u expect him to employ ur whole useless village with d little he makes? |
Keneking: It is only in Lagos that u see things like this...have u ever heard or seen aboki's protesting in Kano. Sponsored devils of acnnd abokis are benighted and backward......U think dy understand d word redenomination? |
greatgod2012: inasmuch as i dnt support d printing f this #5000 note, i also think carrying coffin around to show our dissaproval is uncalled for, its barbaric! Haba, nigerians, aren't we ashamed, hw many country have we seen carrying coffin to show their dissaproval for certain national decision taker by dir govt?chei! Just imagine d way u think........As a medical practioner , i think ur born with chromosonal imbalance syndrome....look at ur mouth . Since our govt has decided to become aberrant ,we are also going unothordox...pardon my asperity |
siddiq202: CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHY SO MUCH IMPORTANCE IS ATTRIBUTED TO RING FOR WEDDING CEREMONY?how does dis affect d price of ***** 'my mouth pichukum' |
siddiq202: CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHY SO MUCH IMPORTANCE IS ATTRIBUTED TO RING FOR WEDDING CEREMONY?how does dis affect d price of ***** 'my mouth pichukum |
ignis: You are saying that its not supposed to be in public. If this is not privately as you suggest, your type would still be thesame person framing up story that bishop wants to rape her or molest her.hw many pple have pope slapped |
