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cutiepie01: Yes dear.Where are u camping?

it should be that same place come September but nysc no longer want it that way

cutiepie01: valentinooo

baby goodmorning. Hope kubwa camp is cool?

They can still do more

What is it with people using there instead of their? It's so annoying and people still use it daily.

Grammarians in the house should please help us expatiate on these two words so that people will know how to use them in sentences.

why did they even post people to these troubled states in the first instance Now confusion everywhere.

Sowl: This info is authentic was gotten 4rm NYSC official website,it maybe good news 4most of us dat wldnt want 2go tru d drillin 9temare,we all must convey in our camps on d 1st and stay 4just 8dayz while registrations wld b based on ur state of origin geo-political zones within that 8dayz ,we are told we must bring along all dat is listed in d official statement ,especially d bank acct 4 payment of arrears allowee ,and dose dat have need 2b redployed wld also be redployed within that 8dayz.

you will only report on the date schedule for your zone. That means we'll spend just 2days in camp

mikedimeji: I said this earlier that they should just allow us to go to the camp collect all the collectables, submit all they required to be submitted and let every body proceed to their various PPA. Which I think is better than them saying they've postponed it till further notice.

and it has come to pass. I've been thinking along that line too

oga sowl thanks for that. That means we'll just go there for registeration, collect khaki, drop account details and leave. No drilling and the rest. That's ok too

Raheem2386: cutiepie01 I didnt hear of it. When did it happen?

Well we didn't publicize it, just guys at the clinic that knew, he came in with high grade fever, had sores in d mouth. ministry of health officials were called in to take samples, result came bk negative.

pls do you think it's necessary i bring mosquito net to camp?

@cutiepie01, wishing you many happy returns, long life and prosperity. Happy birthday.

mikedimeji: My people I greet una ooo, both registered corpers and unregistered corpers. Am actually thinking if NYSC feels they are scared of people contacting EVD on the camp then they should allows us go to the camp do registration, collect our NYSC kits, collect our transportation allowance, bicycle allowance, collect our "august" and sept salary, collect letters of posting to our various PPA, do swearing and let every body go and resume in their respective PPA matter end abi Wetin una think

correct guy I've been thinking of something like this since. The callup letter is now staying too long with me and i don't like it

rationalmind:

On a serious note, this life get as e be sha. We wey dey here dey vex. We dey countdown everyday hoping this nonsense(Orientation Camp) will one day end.

You guys flexing at home are angry yours has been suspended. How I wish I'm in your shoes, how happy I would have been with that news cannot be described with words.

we know it's tough overthere but we can't avoid it, so let's face it once n for all. I know how many opportunities I've missed because of this NYSC ish

I thought it was a joke when i first heard it. Though I have been forseeing something like this since they started talking about suspending schools for a while. It's frustrating but life still goes on. Everything happens for a reason.

Sowl: I heard camp 4 stream 2 corpers as been cancelled due 2d rampant outbreak of d ebola virus plz hw tru is dis? @peeps

hehehe. No go start wetin you no fit finish o

Sowl: Tnx 4d gargatuan eulogy u came up wit 2refer 2my humble self.... Would make sure i make it a mnemonic so as nt 2 4get and also reminisce abt it ,i doff me hat 4ur boss.... Hw u prepin urslf up 4d countdown?

preparation has been good so far. Anxiously waiting for you guys to give us the go ahead

zerray: kubwa ke im in bende,abia

eewo ! I thought you were posted to Abj. So how is camp life so far

zerray:

how is kubwa camp? Hope you've been enjoying it all the way

hailings to the grammatical economist in the house; sowl

Mannylex: A friend of mine in Rivers camp just sent this to me... This guys didn't go out for lectures, instead they hid in the hostel..The soldiers found out , chased them out of their room, whether dressed or not, with their matress on their head. .. Lol







Have no fear; Mannylex is here

now this got me laughing. So where are they carrying it to

Jimwalex: m fyn bro..hw are u doing?
Jalingo is fyn..in fact very fine.they are doing everytin here to encourage people to stay.so as result,they are nt bn too strict with us..likewise,majority of us hav bn eating frm d kitchen becouse their food is very ok.there was even a tym we ate chicken! apart frm 10k state allowance,they are doing everything to discourage relocation thru their actions.'
bt u knw what,their strategies seem to be working..though,they make redeployment forms availabe,bt i can assure u dat a lot of guys here have changed their minds to relocate. not to talk of those that are kind of confused and indecisive abt relocation,thanx to serving corpers who all hav notin bt good and positive things to say abt d state...no record of boko haram attack in da state-nt even once! d state is also d only state in da north east zone dat is nt relocated to another state..their weather is nt as harsh as other northern states.,
despite all the aforementioned positive tnz abt Taraba state,one problem remain unsolved...DISTANCE!
it is even closer to d eastern part of d country than some northern states like kaduna,katsina,sokoto etc..

CAMP EXPERIENCES..
majority of d corpers here are ibo's and yoruba's.so d two common languages here are yoruba and igbo..d mami market here is something else-always very lively.with Club 01 u can never be bored.although i dnt club,bt majority of guys here testify dat d place is WOW!
d gals here soji die! all u hav to do is ASK nd u shall be givn..lolz.though we still hav some real 'hajia's' and 'sisters' here dat refused to be soji n maintain their holy stance..
FIRE ALARM..
mehn last weekend saturday remains my worst moment in camp..d camp commandant suspectd dat some guys sneekd out of d camp.in order to be sure,he blew for fire alarm at abt 12.30 a.m!
guys got to go..dem don dey blow CHOP CHOP CORPERS beagle..make i rush b4 dem finish d food

nice one there and hope you've danced jalingostically in camp

macuwon: first kiss He should be arnd his 30th kiss.. He is always vry close to some very creamy babes!

and even something more than kiss self

zerray

rationalmind: Okay, una dey find camp updates shey? Make I give una the one wey una go like. Macuwon had his first camp kiss yesternight. I hereby use this medium to stay
congratulations to him. E no easy

@macuwon, more creamy babes to your ministry, @rationalmind, when are you going to have your own first kiss too

@Jimwalex, guy how far? What's happening in Jalingo

prixxy7: As in ehn... No more camp updates n all. I miss d bubbling time wen d thread moves wit d speed of light. Dat even b4 U̶̲̥̅̊ finish reading a page, anoda page enters. Lol. Anyway, guess its ƒø̲̣̣я̅ d best

I missed those days sha, but i know a time like this will still come.
How are you doing? Even you self dey scarce o

adedeji65: haha, she has other things she does too, definitely nt sports shar

ok bro. I heard you will be the next ronaldo to save us from all these our pregnant super chickens

traecey: my broda taught mi...its sit-up am nt too grt at

wow! That's good then. Like how many counts can you do at a stretch?

agatha85: boring

hello agatha

rationalmind: Those of you who said soldiers aren't allowed to beat Corp members

I laugh in Chinese.

See as soldiers dey beat Corp members today.

A lady was kicked with a boot on her tummy, she cried throughout the lecture.

Another guy was hit on his head with that rod armies use.

Chai? No be small beating I dey talk of o.

I hope someone won't ask me for pictures as I couldn't take it for obvious reasons.

now this isn't funny any longer, it's barbaric n i wish the soldier would be called to order

Cleoqueen: Oook...Wetin be the message?

help me tell am say wetin i do her wey she take abandon me like this? say i don miss her wella like bread dey miss butter

Samguine: We are being taught how to use a condom right now....with a wooden dĺldo..yes, a dìldo. Awkward

I know you guys will enjoy that lecture. It won't be boring this time around hope they share CD for you guys to practice sha