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kennykg: We still dey wait for governor here ooo...

On my way back from mami while i was walking towards a dark part i head an angelic voice say "hello" . I just ignored and continue walking until i head the voice again then i knew it was definately me since i was alone then i looked back and saw an angelic face with diamond glowing eyes staring at me.... We exchanged pleaseantries and not forgetting to compliment her beauty,after some mins of chit chat and answering camp related questions then i knew i finally got one creamy babe to myself.

As we continued walking and talking, i watch her smile and giggle every second which got me fully jazzed up. Just as we approached the light i deeped my hands into my pocket to get my phone so i request for her contact, i raised my head up to see the reflection of light on her milky skin with a big smile on my face my eyes saw the unthinkable.


She was pregnant

na only me waka go hostel

Samguine: My supposed "camp babe" is married already *weeps*

and FAR older

emenik08: My bloda flm da easti. Wetin go happen to all these Ada Adas wey dey wait for u in this house?
Abloda no loose ur head ooo, its important for money matter

Richydos: ....really..hmmmm thinks deep*...OK urinate 4 inside cup n soak d sim 4 five mins inside then bring it out n lick it b4 putting it on ur fone...I swear na 4g u go get dis time....try n thank me lata...*winkx

Smeeky: I greet you'll in the house...

Its been a stressful 2days here in Akoko camp. Registration no be here ooo...

I greet all my guys on here,and the cute ladies too.
I'm so tiyaaaaaaad for now to write my 2days experience here in Akokó.

Right now na mammy sure pass

I see you valentinooo,meeky,emenik08,lorddaywalker,kennykg,hissexcellence,samguine,adonismuller,chykmoni et al..

Richydos: ...lol comot ur sim then lick am with ur spit n put back..this time u will see 3g n watch d wonders

ebuka144: wetin u dey use compass do. compass ko. divider ni

macuwon: coincidentally.. Rationalmind is actually my nxt bunk bunky sort of... I neva knew he was cute.. Cos he has no profile pic on nairaland...
Choii my platoon guys dey mad!

They bought andre nd poured it on d floor! Mehn.. I really wanted to drink dt shit ;(

rationalmind: Sleeping on my mattress is synonymous with sleeping on ordinary bunk.

They must have bought those mattresses during the civil war

Ojestas: Our camp commandant here is lenient . She asked us to go back to our rooms when it was raining. Btw, i no know say rain dey fall for kaduna o. All my roomies are Abokis. I just dey look dem mouth.

traecey: il try ooo...ntwk idi veri poor...plus BlackBerry batri ish

traecey: camp is fun ni...its God ooo...Adukpe jesu...am tryna learn yoruba

Samguine: Sorry guys. Network has been useless here. I dey beside toilet now. Na der network dey.

Ogun camp make sense. Reg was fast. I used only 3 passports and NO photocopies whatsoever. Participated in two drilling sessions. Rain has been disturbing us. You can buy practically everything here. I just bought a bucket of water for 50 naira here. I had to exchange with two different people before I could get the right size for my shoe. Maami dey make sense. Sampled some eba and vegetables. The kitchen soup is useless. We had egusi and eba for dinner. You dont have to buy pure water to drink, because you separate the egusi and water from the soup. I can use my khaki as a bed spread...its that big . It is with the tailor as we speak. A lot of creamy babes here..fat, slim, orobo, short, tall etc. In my room now, wld buzz u guys later .

rationalmind: Lol, make I gist una small wetin transpire between us.

The guy say make I con church(BLW)

I asked if he'll follow me to my father's shrine.

He said it depends on what he's going there to do.

I asked what I'll be coming to the church to do, he said it's to worship God.

I then told him he'll worship my father's god with us. The god of iron.

He said he might not be able to come because.....

"whatever reason you have for not coming, consider it my reason for not following you to church" I said.

Ojestas: kai

Richydos: ...24% u said,,,itz moving on a 3g speed oooo,,,sey na MTN or glo ur oracle dey use lolz

Ojestas: @valentinooo. Gbayi, baba . After all the OTs i got here, i d be disappointed in myself if i do one yeye parade today. i just dey flex around....

Richydos: ....nice 1 dear pal!!! crioxly prays 4 his oracle 2 tell him akwa ibom....but I don't just understand this my likeness for akwa ibom oooooo....lets say it cox of em soups

AnosikeChibueze: gbam!! You've said it all sir... I will just wait abeg! #smiles# still on still am grateful to the ALMIGHTY GOD

macuwon: While on d line... A dude jst approached me to invite me for church fellowship.. I jst directed him to rationalmind.. Lol

macuwon: through ke? I dy estimate say i gt lyk 3hrs to stand here

Richydos: ...washy of d highest order,, oga no dey steal from im boy na

rationalmind: I, rationalmind, hereby award to Edo state, the tittle of the worst orientation camp in the nation.

Chai, see camp? Walahi, I don suffer

Hissexcellencie: Mr Valentinoo, Ayam still local to ur local govt. I for like quote but ur speech long and so many people don quote u already. Anyways, more palmwine to ur keg!

macuwon: I don start registration... Edo camp na swamp

Richydos: kul m keenly watching ya n hope u
won't mind I steal ur choice of
state when d time comes

chykmoni: Yokiti i still dey loyal till tommorow. @valentinooo u're repping us unlike our former landlord chezholy that went on ghost mode. At all i wish u guyz safe journey to ya' various camps.
#TeamOndo.

heemah: being watchin korean movies too buh d boredom much...house don tire me small.