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kennykg: i'm just on friendship level,investing on a 3weeks tin na waste of talent. I love all gals not that i dislike non cream babe but i no like babe way we not fit talk for daylight

Hmmm.. E be like say you don dey speak in parables o

JoseRaji: I'm sorry, my bad. I wasn't looking... sorry

K boss

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Morning Fam

morning boss. How your side

kennykg: Sorry guys for not updating. Have been strong due to not sleeping for 2days,cold,cough,catar,headache so i had to go for a check up. Got meds and was told my bp don high,so need to take things easy and not get too excited. But i have joinied kitchen group so i can add sleeping drugs to the food of my hostel mates....
Also met amaka a couple of times yesterday but i had to bone her when she was standing behinde one delsu babe that has been appreciating me,they were both waving and smiling at same time when walking to their direction i just had to make a 360.
5 creams gals to my list. 2 are from same private uni ,i sense jealousy ....

Only few or no updates for a day or two.


I hail all stream 2. Make una no finish provisions ooo

me self dey hail you back from my father's camp in Ondo state. And more creamy babes to your ministry, and don't forget to play safe o

Richydos: ....boss,, sowl n prixxy7 are about acting papa n mama scene rated 18....explicit things noni..lolz

It's not possible, make i hang around dey observe first

JoseRaji: okay... okay... so one has to be sharp, and law abiding... thanks man

man ke? Iro o. Na female she be o

cutiepie01: it depends on ur camp.Here in kubwa camp,some muslim ladies do put on
three-quarters,i've seen one with trouser
sef. And we wear both the round and v-
necked white shirts.

that means my v neck will not waste then.

prixxy7: nutin

ok then. I thought somebody is trying to act funny. Goodmorning n how was your night

Richydos: CHISOS u mean it...sowl u r my main actor in dis movie eventhough sey na only u be d guy inside#lol#...calls my friend 2 come n watch dis papa n mama film..Valentinoo,samguine,youngmoni,footlocker,enimony,cutiepie,enimoney n my fellow NL....I wish enimoney will permit we 2 make d season2 after sowl n prixxy7 will b tru ...lolz

*clears throat* what's going on here

JoseRaji: hahahaha... na you they dey ask??

lol..no mind me. Maybe the guy fit use style send give me too

Miner13: valentinooo my abj partner

my guy, I salute your ministry. How your side dey be?

Samguine: You are free bro...*looks away*

Darkchocolate: Well...
Shaping clothes cost from anything between 500 to 2000 naira depending on the amount of adjustment you need them to do. A simply reduction in size for your khaki should not cost you more than 1000.

Just budget 2000 for adjustments sha so that you can have leftover money.

I wasn't even asked for a single photocopy of my call up letter. How strange! To be honest, the only document I was asked for a copy of was just my university certificate. Every other dozens of copies I made are still with me. Maybe I ll get to use it at some point ... But please take copies with you ooo..Better to have them and not need them than not to. I heard photocopy at mammi was 20 naira but could go up in price due to demand. So just be prepared.

Food is 5 sha.... It's not restaurant quality but it's not bad at all. 5 because the meat/fish is non-existent. I have only stuck to rice, porridge yam and bread. Avoiding beans and eba for obvious reasons. Do not want to have any stomach worries. But overall quality is not bad. Not bad at all.

You can get filling food for 200 naira with one meat/fish/plaintain (if you are not a humongous eater shaa) but look around sha...different stalls have different prices so could be higher. Takeaway is extra 50 naira so you can eat in or take your foodflask is you don't want to pay extra.

Army men are neutral sha...they are not friendly becos they are obviously army but they do crack smiles. They are humans too so not too callous. Like I said, if you are late or don't do what they say, they WILL punish you and the punishment scales vary ranging from embarassing you on parade ground if you are not standing right or matching properly to frog jumps if late to decamping you if you break a rule (someone has already been decamped for fighting...that s what I heard sha!)

Goodluck!!!

nice one there, hope you are enjoying your stay in camp? I've really missed you o

Ojestas: na phone wey dey hang i go use collect number? Truout that lecture, e just dey boot n reboot. BTW, i only showed love and care Lol. i no take my fone go camp

Ojestas: o gini ? lol

no tell me say you no get that babe number o

cutiepie01: check the back of ur call up letter Its stated there.well,u need ur statement of result,call up letter,final yr id card and ur passports.I've used 8 passports so far though.U can bring more sha,red or white background.

ok thanks. Hope you're enjoying the drill? And we need pics o. Infact me personally will like to see you in your crested vest

cutiepie01: Alright.Yobe ryt?

yea. So what documents are required exactly for registeration

Raheem2386: I think cutiepie will answer that cos I kinda used the "back door" to reg, but passports go reach 10 0r so n documents no too much sha, guys photocopied like 10each but used maybe 2 or 3 so far.

thanks man.. Cutiepie will answer the rest

codeaddict: Yeah. August + September.

They'll try to break us at the camp. Currently serving corpers from Yobe state, and other humanitarian groups, sympathizers will come with stories of patriotism, courage and similar bullshit. Stay sharp, all.

thanks for the info

prixxy7: oya collect it e-hugs

*hugs her back* samguine pls no look us o.

Raheem2386: Hmm! Water dey, toilet is kinda razz although we have paid some ladies that will keep the place clean--n they r working hard, light too try sha. Hostel situation no try for me, it's fair tho! Some peeps dnt even have accommodation cos no space again oh! But maybe guys in stream 2 wnt be up to 4k so everyone will get.

what are the main documents needed for registeration there and how many copies are required

Ojestas: Lol. our camp director said he's going to provide a big bulb somewhere at the back of the girls' hostel where they bath that we guys should be going there for free show. Come see how guys applauded. As he was saying this, a girl beside me was telling her friend that that's how a guy saw her when bathing that he didn't even look and leave, he turn Mario sharp sharp. . lol, We had boring lectures today, yes i call it boring. I slept ehn, i just use my face cap cover face. There were insufficient chairs, so some were standing. i could have been among them but thanks to that soldier who asked me to double up. I sighted one portable girl like me, standing. .i felt she was feeling inconvenient, then i remember that bible verse; Love your neighbours as yourself, so i offered her to manage beside me. I no come sleep again make i no headbutt her while dozing. Platoon A cooked for us today, my roomie was in charge of meat, i ate 2pieces, come drink chilled fanta on top. The guy say na beans and yam go happen tonight. i no fit chop that one be that. Na d fanta i drink finish wey i say make i update my people. I dey come, i want fill my redeployment form jare . But this first week hasn't been beans o. Brb!

cutiepie01: val.. wow!i got it,ayam happy.I tried it based on d lecture u gave prixxy7.

have you gotten it now?

cutiepie01: Alright.Where're u camping?and hows d situation over there?

I will be camping in Abuja come september. Stream 2 tinz. That's why i want to take my time to know what i will be meeting there

cutiepie01: Am in one old hostel like that o.The toilet is not too bad cos cleaners clean them twice a day,buh the best thing is to be waking up early to bath outside to avoid stories that touch,thats what i do.The power supply is constant,even if they interrupt,within 30 minutes it'll be restored.Water too 24-7,there's always water buh if u dont wake up very early u'll meet queue.The tap is close to my hostel sha,so am at advantage dunno d location of ur hostel.

ok thanks. Do you pay to charge your phones or there are electric sockets in your hostel

cutiepie01: I'm hoping to finish today o.Thanks

ok then. I have some things to ask you. Pls when you are available just holla me

Raheem2386: ...

pls what's the hostel situation? Like water, light and toilet. How did you see those things

cutiepie01: how far?

I thought you were trying to peep and run away before that's why i quickly shout your name

fragrant: yeah stream two tinz

ok then. Let's keep the hope alive.

Raheem2386: So Nobody dey this FCT camp na wah oh!

cutiepie is there with you na.

cutiepie01: sweedie,i've hardly had time for myself.The registration process here is hectic.Too many ppl,long queues and d rest.I'm yet to finish my registration.How abt u?

eeya pele. I'm doing fine just that i'm missing you guys when are you going to finish your registeration so that we can talk?

prixxy7: I did it!

*clapping for her* good one there. Oya where is my hug? *Opens arm for a hug*