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heemah: d tin tire me ooo..evry1 just dey kal ma pple..my mum con be like wah of dos wey dey camp, as ma cousin talk say maybe dem go soon cancel d 3weeks orientation camp, d kind eye wey i tak look at her, she neva talk snce den...

Ojestas: Beagle sounded this morning around 5am. Went to parade ground for morning prayer, led by a powerfully insured soldier who was still aggressive in praising God. Soldiers, Na wa o. . I just heard one aboki say blatoon oppizer. Chai! Something happen for parade ground this morning. I dey always day among girls for parade, no be wetin u think o, na where my height reach i dey stay o. So,as soldier come say, stand at ease, u know say your hand go dey ur back. Na so this girl hand touch me o. I shock, she say maa sorry. I say ok. E nor reach 5mins, ha hand waka come again. She no even say sorry this time. Sinz then, any stand at ease , na front my hands dey dey dey to guard am o. Drilling started today , it seemed fun, but i guess people would soon hate it. My aboki roomies fit drink urine, come back room com dey sing doro puti . My platoon get match tomorrow , even people wey no fit sabi dey lobby to play. I never decide if i go play yet, d field no dey encouraging. Brb, i dey my customer side for mami.

traecey: mehn am rili enjoyn iseyin camp...camp isnt like I xpected...I wake up evridae by 2.am to have my bath nd dress up...go for mrn drills...I enjoy d man o war drills(open d show)...learnt how to march todae(miss left right) learnt squad one...its bin fun fun fun cos am in platoon four...gat social nite tomoro with beat fm 99.7 or so comn...lite isnt veri steady here...nd ntwk noni...if u wana knw anytin jst mention mi....Over nd Out

tnuola: Yup yup... Adamawa stream 2

sapphiref: Good morning! I'm not part of d team but like 2 follow up

rationalmind:

The caps are kinda small. It barely covers your head

rationalmind:

prixxy, Valentinooo, honeydear, Yokiti, lorddaywalker


This is rationalmind

ajayidebo: I'm a serving corp member batch A 2014 to be precise. Initially I was posted to Yobe and we did the orientation exercise in Bauchi. Redeployment is automatic if you're concerned. I picked Oyo but was given Ekiti. However, if you are close with the officials like some did, you can get your preferred state. Having said that, if you still wanna serve in Yobe as the case maybe, its also allowed. During my time so corp member didn't redeploy. Only God knows why they wanna serve in Yobe at all.

If you are posted to Yobe, you can relax. Do you orientation course in Abuja, then be at rest cause redeployment is sure and free. Have a nice day

traecey: swearing in ceremony

kennykg: i swear but we be friends now

abimic: @Kaydona,in4matn reachn me 4rm ex-corper 1c posted to yobe,but used nassarawa camp was dat,he requested 2 b redeployed 2 ekiti but in d long run dey gave him akwa ibom.1 thng is certain,redeployment back 2 south if u choose a state in d south,it mit nt necessarily b d state u chose bt 1 in d south&as regards allowee,we wud b paid dis mnth&next mnth 2geda afta our 3wiks campin totallin #42100.stay safe....meet u al in kubwa camp come sep 1st.

prixxy7: By d way, we stil waiting ƒø̲̣̣я̅ rationalmind and macuwon's pic o

kennykg: We still dey wait for governor here ooo...

On my way back from mami while i was walking towards a dark part i head an angelic voice say "hello" . I just ignored and continue walking until i head the voice again then i knew it was definately me since i was alone then i looked back and saw an angelic face with diamond glowing eyes staring at me.... We exchanged pleaseantries and not forgetting to compliment her beauty,after some mins of chit chat and answering camp related questions then i knew i finally got one creamy babe to myself.

As we continued walking and talking, i watch her smile and giggle every second which got me fully jazzed up. Just as we approached the light i deeped my hands into my pocket to get my phone so i request for her contact, i raised my head up to see the reflection of light on her milky skin with a big smile on my face my eyes saw the unthinkable.


She was pregnant

na only me waka go hostel

Samguine: Sorry. I dont dig engaged or married women. I wouldnt want some guy to tamper with my woman too

AnosikeChibueze: #Laughing# just reminded me of a friend that work his...
Lemme tell you d story... I saw this my friend
when I entered d callup arena and we got
talking about football, He told me he got a
boot earlier and hadn't touched it, the boot
was put aside for Camp! I now asked him if he worked it and there was this assertive
affirmation from this guy "I work am go
Bayelsa" that's what he said if am not
mistaken... Took him some time to check his
callup only to c """"yobe""""* runs don cast!!

kennykg: We still dey wait for governor here ooo...

On my way back from mami while i was walking towards a dark part i head an angelic voice say "hello" . I just ignored and continue walking until i head the voice again then i knew it was definately me since i was alone then i looked back and saw an angelic face with diamond glowing eyes staring at me.... We exchanged pleaseantries and not forgetting to compliment her beauty,after some mins of chit chat and answering camp related questions then i knew i finally got one creamy babe to myself.

As we continued walking and talking, i watch her smile and giggle every second which got me fully jazzed up. Just as we approached the light i deeped my hands into my pocket to get my phone so i request for her contact, i raised my head up to see the reflection of light on her milky skin with a big smile on my face my eyes saw the unthinkable.


She was pregnant

na only me waka go hostel

Samguine: My supposed "camp babe" is married already *weeps*

and FAR older

emenik08: My bloda flm da easti. Wetin go happen to all these Ada Adas wey dey wait for u in this house?
Abloda no loose ur head ooo, its important for money matter

Richydos: ....really..hmmmm thinks deep*...OK urinate 4 inside cup n soak d sim 4 five mins inside then bring it out n lick it b4 putting it on ur fone...I swear na 4g u go get dis time....try n thank me lata...*winkx

Smeeky: I greet you'll in the house...

Its been a stressful 2days here in Akoko camp. Registration no be here ooo...

I greet all my guys on here,and the cute ladies too.
I'm so tiyaaaaaaad for now to write my 2days experience here in Akokó.

Right now na mammy sure pass

I see you valentinooo,meeky,emenik08,lorddaywalker,kennykg,hissexcellence,samguine,adonismuller,chykmoni et al..

Richydos: ...lol comot ur sim then lick am with ur spit n put back..this time u will see 3g n watch d wonders

ebuka144: wetin u dey use compass do. compass ko. divider ni

macuwon: coincidentally.. Rationalmind is actually my nxt bunk bunky sort of... I neva knew he was cute.. Cos he has no profile pic on nairaland...
Choii my platoon guys dey mad!

They bought andre nd poured it on d floor! Mehn.. I really wanted to drink dt shit ;(

rationalmind: Sleeping on my mattress is synonymous with sleeping on ordinary bunk.

They must have bought those mattresses during the civil war