₦airaland Forum

Jimwalex: m fyn bro..hw are u doing?
Jalingo is fyn..in fact very fine.they are doing everytin here to encourage people to stay.so as result,they are nt bn too strict with us..likewise,majority of us hav bn eating frm d kitchen becouse their food is very ok.there was even a tym we ate chicken! apart frm 10k state allowance,they are doing everything to discourage relocation thru their actions.'
bt u knw what,their strategies seem to be working..though,they make redeployment forms availabe,bt i can assure u dat a lot of guys here have changed their minds to relocate. not to talk of those that are kind of confused and indecisive abt relocation,thanx to serving corpers who all hav notin bt good and positive things to say abt d state...no record of boko haram attack in da state-nt even once! d state is also d only state in da north east zone dat is nt relocated to another state..their weather is nt as harsh as other northern states.,
despite all the aforementioned positive tnz abt Taraba state,one problem remain unsolved...DISTANCE!
it is even closer to d eastern part of d country than some northern states like kaduna,katsina,sokoto etc..

CAMP EXPERIENCES..
majority of d corpers here are ibo's and yoruba's.so d two common languages here are yoruba and igbo..d mami market here is something else-always very lively.with Club 01 u can never be bored.although i dnt club,bt majority of guys here testify dat d place is WOW!
d gals here soji die! all u hav to do is ASK nd u shall be givn..lolz.though we still hav some real 'hajia's' and 'sisters' here dat refused to be soji n maintain their holy stance..
FIRE ALARM..
mehn last weekend saturday remains my worst moment in camp..d camp commandant suspectd dat some guys sneekd out of d camp.in order to be sure,he blew for fire alarm at abt 12.30 a.m!
guys got to go..dem don dey blow CHOP CHOP CORPERS beagle..make i rush b4 dem finish d food

nice one there and hope you've danced jalingostically in camp

macuwon: first kiss He should be arnd his 30th kiss.. He is always vry close to some very creamy babes!

and even something more than kiss self

zerray

rationalmind: Okay, una dey find camp updates shey? Make I give una the one wey una go like. Macuwon had his first camp kiss yesternight. I hereby use this medium to stay
congratulations to him. E no easy

@macuwon, more creamy babes to your ministry, @rationalmind, when are you going to have your own first kiss too

@Jimwalex, guy how far? What's happening in Jalingo

prixxy7: As in ehn... No more camp updates n all. I miss d bubbling time wen d thread moves wit d speed of light. Dat even b4 U̶̲̥̅̊ finish reading a page, anoda page enters. Lol. Anyway, guess its ƒø̲̣̣я̅ d best

I missed those days sha, but i know a time like this will still come.
How are you doing? Even you self dey scarce o

adedeji65: haha, she has other things she does too, definitely nt sports shar

ok bro. I heard you will be the next ronaldo to save us from all these our pregnant super chickens

traecey: my broda taught mi...its sit-up am nt too grt at

wow! That's good then. Like how many counts can you do at a stretch?

agatha85: boring

hello agatha

rationalmind: Those of you who said soldiers aren't allowed to beat Corp members

I laugh in Chinese.

See as soldiers dey beat Corp members today.

A lady was kicked with a boot on her tummy, she cried throughout the lecture.

Another guy was hit on his head with that rod armies use.

Chai? No be small beating I dey talk of o.

I hope someone won't ask me for pictures as I couldn't take it for obvious reasons.

now this isn't funny any longer, it's barbaric n i wish the soldier would be called to order

Cleoqueen: Oook...Wetin be the message?

help me tell am say wetin i do her wey she take abandon me like this? say i don miss her wella like bread dey miss butter

Samguine: We are being taught how to use a condom right now....with a wooden dĺldo..yes, a dìldo. Awkward

I know you guys will enjoy that lecture. It won't be boring this time around hope they share CD for you guys to practice sha

rationalmind:

I've been keeping my word as well. My word was that I wasn't going to come to the church.

One babe wey I dey eye even invite me con church today by 6p.m

I'm considering honouring the invitation

why won't you ? But nothing do you sha

traecey: na press up team I dey

lol.. I neva see girl wey dey do press up for my life how you take dey do am self

Cleoqueen: I no know o...but no be me sha

I go like drop some messages for her. hope you will help me deliver them when she comes?

@Raheem2386, i'm thinking of buying extension box along. Hope they will allow it

Cleoqueen: I no dey house...I comot

who come type this post so?

rationalmind: Rationalmind, Tbells91, and Macuwon

makes sense
@Tbells91, were you disturbed by the officials in any form for that cloth you wore?

Cleoqueen

adedeji65: awa players lols

deji how far? Traecey sabi play ball or na just clapping team she dey? Abi girls no dey play?

rationalmind: Lol,no be only service. By the time I woke up, most services must have ended.

The guy no come jare. He's been true to his words.

since he's been keeping his words you too try n surprise him one day na by following him to service

Skateboard: It is bro. Honestly their food day make sense here. Den dey try.

i hope my camp will be like that too o

traecey: same here in iseyin ooo...xcept dt i.d card ish...but we duin platoon football...den social nyt later

are you going to play football for your platoon?

rationalmind: Why this Edo be like this na

I just learnt they use wema bank. In other words, we all will open compulsory wema accounts.

Who uses wema bank in 2014?

that means they are adding more salts to the injury. Btw, How was service today ? No tell me say that NCCF guy no come call you o

Skateboard: DAY 6

Sunday dey make sense... No drills. People are sleeping on their bed and snoring.
We were served jollof rice and chicken for lunch. I submitted my ID card for authorization some couple of minutes ago.

If your MORALE ain't HIGH by now you're very very WRONG!

flex dey go my brother . How the chicken be? Hope it's up to the size of those ones they sell in fast foods

siegfried99: Yes I'm based in Lag.

Add this number : 08030432685 to join the whatsapp group

ok. I've sent her a message. Waiting for reply. So how is Lag

siegfried99: o boy.. we must relate wella in kubwa.

Iloro or something like that... never been there sha..

Are u in our b'14 whatstapp group?

Oook, that's my man. You're based in lag abi? I'm yet to join o. Pls what's the number to add

siegfried99: I'm from Owo in ondo state, what about u bro?

i'm from Owo too. Iyere to be precise. Which part are you from in Owo.

Darkchocolate: I hate camp! I ll see how I feel in 2 weeks but right now, I don't like it.

Chai !! You must have passed through alot. I'm sure you yiill get used to it with time. Where are you camping

Miner13: valentinooo aug and sep allowance will be pay together for stream ii

Ok boss

ajayidebo: Steams corpers... I don't have the answers u needed... But NYSC won't pay u double salary cus you're not entering camp in August... Maybe ur NYSC year will be extend by a month. Meaning you will finish serving a month after the august set finished serving. Anyway, its just a theory. Just my thought

ok bro. thanks

Sowl: The federal ministry of health warns that peepers or watchers are liable 2ve a wild heart attack while watchn d obscene scenery in dis fimography....viewers discretion advised!!!!

Hehehe. Now he's threatening me with heart attack thank God my shock absorber is still new