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Raheem2386: cutiepie01 I didnt hear of it. When did it happen?

Well we didn't publicize it, just guys at the clinic that knew, he came in with high grade fever, had sores in d mouth. ministry of health officials were called in to take samples, result came bk negative.

pls do you think it's necessary i bring mosquito net to camp?

@cutiepie01, wishing you many happy returns, long life and prosperity. Happy birthday.

mikedimeji: My people I greet una ooo, both registered corpers and unregistered corpers. Am actually thinking if NYSC feels they are scared of people contacting EVD on the camp then they should allows us go to the camp do registration, collect our NYSC kits, collect our transportation allowance, bicycle allowance, collect our "august" and sept salary, collect letters of posting to our various PPA, do swearing and let every body go and resume in their respective PPA matter end abi Wetin una think

correct guy I've been thinking of something like this since. The callup letter is now staying too long with me and i don't like it

rationalmind:

On a serious note, this life get as e be sha. We wey dey here dey vex. We dey countdown everyday hoping this nonsense(Orientation Camp) will one day end.

You guys flexing at home are angry yours has been suspended. How I wish I'm in your shoes, how happy I would have been with that news cannot be described with words.

we know it's tough overthere but we can't avoid it, so let's face it once n for all. I know how many opportunities I've missed because of this NYSC ish

I thought it was a joke when i first heard it. Though I have been forseeing something like this since they started talking about suspending schools for a while. It's frustrating but life still goes on. Everything happens for a reason.

Sowl: I heard camp 4 stream 2 corpers as been cancelled due 2d rampant outbreak of d ebola virus plz hw tru is dis? @peeps

hehehe. No go start wetin you no fit finish o

Sowl: Tnx 4d gargatuan eulogy u came up wit 2refer 2my humble self.... Would make sure i make it a mnemonic so as nt 2 4get and also reminisce abt it ,i doff me hat 4ur boss.... Hw u prepin urslf up 4d countdown?

preparation has been good so far. Anxiously waiting for you guys to give us the go ahead

zerray: kubwa ke im in bende,abia

eewo ! I thought you were posted to Abj. So how is camp life so far

zerray:

how is kubwa camp? Hope you've been enjoying it all the way

hailings to the grammatical economist in the house; sowl

Mannylex: A friend of mine in Rivers camp just sent this to me... This guys didn't go out for lectures, instead they hid in the hostel..The soldiers found out , chased them out of their room, whether dressed or not, with their matress on their head. .. Lol







Have no fear; Mannylex is here

now this got me laughing. So where are they carrying it to

Jimwalex: m fyn bro..hw are u doing?
Jalingo is fyn..in fact very fine.they are doing everytin here to encourage people to stay.so as result,they are nt bn too strict with us..likewise,majority of us hav bn eating frm d kitchen becouse their food is very ok.there was even a tym we ate chicken! apart frm 10k state allowance,they are doing everything to discourage relocation thru their actions.'
bt u knw what,their strategies seem to be working..though,they make redeployment forms availabe,bt i can assure u dat a lot of guys here have changed their minds to relocate. not to talk of those that are kind of confused and indecisive abt relocation,thanx to serving corpers who all hav notin bt good and positive things to say abt d state...no record of boko haram attack in da state-nt even once! d state is also d only state in da north east zone dat is nt relocated to another state..their weather is nt as harsh as other northern states.,
despite all the aforementioned positive tnz abt Taraba state,one problem remain unsolved...DISTANCE!
it is even closer to d eastern part of d country than some northern states like kaduna,katsina,sokoto etc..

CAMP EXPERIENCES..
majority of d corpers here are ibo's and yoruba's.so d two common languages here are yoruba and igbo..d mami market here is something else-always very lively.with Club 01 u can never be bored.although i dnt club,bt majority of guys here testify dat d place is WOW!
d gals here soji die! all u hav to do is ASK nd u shall be givn..lolz.though we still hav some real 'hajia's' and 'sisters' here dat refused to be soji n maintain their holy stance..
FIRE ALARM..
mehn last weekend saturday remains my worst moment in camp..d camp commandant suspectd dat some guys sneekd out of d camp.in order to be sure,he blew for fire alarm at abt 12.30 a.m!
guys got to go..dem don dey blow CHOP CHOP CORPERS beagle..make i rush b4 dem finish d food

nice one there and hope you've danced jalingostically in camp

macuwon: first kiss He should be arnd his 30th kiss.. He is always vry close to some very creamy babes!

and even something more than kiss self

zerray

rationalmind: Okay, una dey find camp updates shey? Make I give una the one wey una go like. Macuwon had his first camp kiss yesternight. I hereby use this medium to stay
congratulations to him. E no easy

@macuwon, more creamy babes to your ministry, @rationalmind, when are you going to have your own first kiss too

@Jimwalex, guy how far? What's happening in Jalingo

prixxy7: As in ehn... No more camp updates n all. I miss d bubbling time wen d thread moves wit d speed of light. Dat even b4 U̶̲̥̅̊ finish reading a page, anoda page enters. Lol. Anyway, guess its ƒø̲̣̣я̅ d best

I missed those days sha, but i know a time like this will still come.
How are you doing? Even you self dey scarce o

adedeji65: haha, she has other things she does too, definitely nt sports shar

ok bro. I heard you will be the next ronaldo to save us from all these our pregnant super chickens

traecey: my broda taught mi...its sit-up am nt too grt at

wow! That's good then. Like how many counts can you do at a stretch?

agatha85: boring

hello agatha

rationalmind: Those of you who said soldiers aren't allowed to beat Corp members

I laugh in Chinese.

See as soldiers dey beat Corp members today.

A lady was kicked with a boot on her tummy, she cried throughout the lecture.

Another guy was hit on his head with that rod armies use.

Chai? No be small beating I dey talk of o.

I hope someone won't ask me for pictures as I couldn't take it for obvious reasons.

now this isn't funny any longer, it's barbaric n i wish the soldier would be called to order

Cleoqueen: Oook...Wetin be the message?

help me tell am say wetin i do her wey she take abandon me like this? say i don miss her wella like bread dey miss butter

Samguine: We are being taught how to use a condom right now....with a wooden dĺldo..yes, a dìldo. Awkward

I know you guys will enjoy that lecture. It won't be boring this time around hope they share CD for you guys to practice sha

rationalmind:

I've been keeping my word as well. My word was that I wasn't going to come to the church.

One babe wey I dey eye even invite me con church today by 6p.m

I'm considering honouring the invitation

why won't you ? But nothing do you sha

traecey: na press up team I dey

lol.. I neva see girl wey dey do press up for my life how you take dey do am self

Cleoqueen: I no know o...but no be me sha

I go like drop some messages for her. hope you will help me deliver them when she comes?

@Raheem2386, i'm thinking of buying extension box along. Hope they will allow it

Cleoqueen: I no dey house...I comot

who come type this post so?

rationalmind: Rationalmind, Tbells91, and Macuwon

makes sense
@Tbells91, were you disturbed by the officials in any form for that cloth you wore?

Cleoqueen

adedeji65: awa players lols

deji how far? Traecey sabi play ball or na just clapping team she dey? Abi girls no dey play?

rationalmind: Lol,no be only service. By the time I woke up, most services must have ended.

The guy no come jare. He's been true to his words.

since he's been keeping his words you too try n surprise him one day na by following him to service