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^^ Didn't you see my answer before posting yours?
You are definitely a learner.

please go get your eyes checked.

sammynaijaguy: nice write up

credits to Iyeye. But i don't think the Mods think the same.

I rep Bethany Int'l children's school, Zenith int'l College and ATBU

bin gbagbo: this lady that i have dated for only 5 weeks now surprised me on vals day with a parcel which contained 1.toothpastes,
2 toothbrushes,
3 mouthwashes,
4 PK chewing gums and a card. at first, i was excited, but on second thought, i am smelling foul

Four different items 4 only your mouth? Is the smell that bad?
Btw i pity those people giving you advise. Excellent creativity man. Even the Mod fell for it.

“realistic” way to stay married and keep the fire burning. But truth be told, the only thing that the fire will burn will be you, your spouse and your children.
That family will burn for generations in bitterness, disease, fear, failure, hatred, broken hearts, broken dreams and conniving.
Finally, if you are not ready to let go of the adrenalin rush of a risqué life and to settle down, don’t get married.
The great Colombus [who we were told "discovered" America, Have you ever wondered if the Native Indians who were in it, knew that it existed ] had a diary that was long sought for.
People wanted to read about the wild journeys, the sea tempest, the reckless pirates they fought, the death and the danger they must have encountered. When it was found, there was great disappointment. Majority of the pages simply had 5 words: “This day, we sailed on.”.
Marriage, like life in general, has many “we sail on” days. You have to learn to find the thrill
in the normal everydayness of it.
If you depend on wild romance, all night sex [ha], romantic cruises, wild parties, compulsive moves across continents, tempestuous fights and make up sessions to be happy, you may be disappointed.
You have to learn to thrill in gentle smiles, loving hugs, knowing looks,cozy moments, shared chores, cutebabies, everyday work, dreaming together, praying together and simply living together.
If these things are not thrilling, exciting and satisfying, you will look for a way out. The “boom twaff” moments are still there, but they are normally punctuations to the usualness of living.
They cannot be your reason for getting married. They are unsustainable on an everyday basis.
The one you choose must be thrilling to you even in the most mundane of moments.
I pray this helps someone. Remember singles, YOU HAVE THE PRIVILEGE OF CHOICE. Never let anyone pressure you into marriage. You are either ready or you’re not:
You decide!. But please don’t marry somebody and then punish them to live with your childish ways for the rest of their lives . A childish baby is cute but a childish adult is extremely frustrating.
Marriage is for the mature and in many ways, we the married, are still being confronted with the demand to grow up day by day. If you are not ready for that demand,don’t get married!!!

By Iyeye Nelson Edeki on February 21, 2013 · Posted in DemSay talk , inspiration

If you’re not ready to delay gratification when your are angry. To hold your tongue, lower your voice and sometimes wait till the appropriate time, day or even month before you can deal with an issue thoroughly…. don’t get married. Immaturity is the inability to delay gratification. Marriage is for the mature.
If you’re not ready to leave center stage and allow someone else to become your focus, your study, your muse, don’t get married.
Selfish people make very bad spouses. In marriage you don’t lose yourself but your heart has to be big enough to gain someone else. And soon, with God’s blessing: little, crying, diaper soiling, demanding little ones are coming!
If you are not ready, to stand up and calmly deal with meddling in laws as a united front: The opinionated sister, the insensitive uncle, the domineering father, the manner less brother, the nosy aunt, don’t get married.
Boundaries do not exist automatically, they must be created. A good spouse is committed to respectfully stand up for and protect their marriage from meddling relatives. Don’t abandon your spouse to your relatives. It’s betrayal.
If you are not ready to pay bills, don’t get married. Love does not pay bills. PHCN will not give a waiver because your love is so strong and your gazes at each other, so romantic.
If you are not ready to let go of your opposite sex “best friends” and invest that into your spouse. To like, to laugh, to play, to be silly and to enjoy life with them, above anyone else, don’t get married.
Affairs happen because people did not marry their best friends. Someone else holds their heart. Someone else gets them better. Someone else inspires them more.
If you are not ready to stop competing with the Joneses…. don’t get married. Let the Joneses buy their yatch when you are still walking, and enjoy the walk. Your journeys are different. They may have to cross the oceans but you may be going through the road route.
A boat might not do you any good on your journey. You must be ready to pace yourselves: stop competing, stop spending your future before you get there, stop the debt, stop trying to impress people.
You must be able to be content. To enjoy your journey without deciding your happiness simply by measuring your progress against other people. If you are not ready to be an open book.
To tell the whole story of your past,deal with the memories, expose the failures and risk rejection, don’t get married.
It is fraud to have someone sign off their life to you without the full details. The past is a touchy and demanding friend. It always showsup in the marriage. It doesn’t enjoybeing ignored and the more you snob, the bolder it becomes and the more tantrums it throws.
It will mess up the “neat” and “all together lovely” image that you arestruggling to maintain.
If you are not ready to let go of your philandering and wild oats farming, don’t get married.
Don’t take somebody’s son or daughter and subject them to yourgerms, your indiscretions and yourchips fungaz. It never ends well.
It’s romanticized in the movies, it’s being fronted as the only

jlee: Such a sad story
Take urself out of d joke section

i beg to differ

timbros:

No. Your the learner here. You stole my fomular...

read between the lines i didn't ASK 'ARE YOU A LEARNER', i SAID 'YOU ARE DEFINITELY A LEARNER' its a statement not a question.

MI- MY BELLE,MY HEAD. Last verse.

Book sense is easy to get but Common sense is soöo0o0oo0 hard to get.

Go check your periodic table, i'm sure you'l find it there.

^^Didn't you see my answer before posting yours?
You are definitely a learner.

timbros:

@ bolded:
An Elephant has 2 trunks, so 6 trunks should be for 3 Elephants.... Maybe you should make your calculations again based on this correction.

The trunk is that elongated nose of the elephant. How then can you say it's two? Are you a learner?

Ascuse me sir,
















i want to ease myself!

How much?

We talking Valiant you talking Valentine


we talking Larride you talking Garri


we talking Afcon you talking Popcorn


we talking Lamborghini you talkin Land-Lord-free-me



we talking Heavy wallet you talking latrine toilet



let me stop here

twaintoy: downloaded

where the link?

PretiEbony: Lol... Una no go kill me wit laff. Abi dem dey pay people wit hiqhest number of 'likes'?.?? If so, make i begin dey work harder coz i no get reach 20Likes

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a step. Manage with diz 1like eh

What is wrong with Mukinatu today. A messed up link on fp?
Btw na 2face b that abi na Jesse J beside her?

timbros:

8 snakes.

50 eyes = 25 animals...
6 trunks = 3 Elephants...
40 legs = 12 legs for the 3 Elephants and 28 legs for 14 Ostriches...

Now 3 Elephants + 14 Ostriches = 17
Minus 17 from 25 animals (50 eyes) = 8 (Those are the Snakes)

6 trunks=6 elephants
6*4= 24 legs for the 6 elephants
40-24=16 legs for the 8 ostriches.
Ostriches+elephants
8+6=14
therefore snakes
25-14=11snakes.

If this is not the answer then the Op must be on a very long thing.

timbros:

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11 snakes.

50 eyes = 25 animals...
6 trunks = 6 Elephants...
40 legs = 24 legs for the 6 Elephants and 16 legs for 8 Ostriches...

Now 6 Elephants + 8 Ostriches = 22
Minus 22 from 25 animals (50 eyes) = 11 (Those are the Snakes)

I don 'like' two of ur posts abi u wan mek i 'unlike' am?

Lagusta:


Right now I have up to 52 likes, cos my post was among the first in the thread concerning "rich" unilag students, and still counting!!!!

chai 52! My highest is about 30, i've gat 2 work harder.

Lagusta:

Meaning?

Rolling On The Floor Lafin My A$s Off. . . .the rest is what i'd like to call 'laughing in tongues'!

Really hillarious! if you want likes you've got to work for it. One way is by making reasonable comments on the frontpage especially on the first page of the topic in question. Your comment must be related to the topic. There was a time i got 25likes for posting a joke concerning the topic on frontpage.

ROTFLMAOAGMAWJMPJAGMJMAWGJANWAJAM!!
Seriously This deserves to make front page.

Wumil: "and am presently studying Building Technology but i have not been feeling fulfilled knowing that i am not studying a course that is up to my academic standing."
Well, I like you because you take initiative by asking and the respective answers you've been given are good in their own ways, I took note of something i will like to correct in what u said "knowing that i am not studying a course that is up to my academic standing."
Please,
1] If you are not fulfilled doing what you are doinng you should think twice because you seemingly don't know what opportunity(ies) lies ahead of you.
2] You should also understand that you can do anything you want but you actually need a degree. To be relevant in todays world.
3] I can sense that you are a brilliant student but please dont look down on any course as not up to your academic standing because there's no thing as a cheap course, take it or leave it.
4] Mechatronics is a very good course, if you are really interested you should think of
a] Does your school have all the necessary equipments
b] If the answer to a is No and u want to do the course then u shd consider doing it outside nigeria or still doing it in your school then going for appreticeship with the guys who practice it. An example are the ones that hosts talk on 102.3FM Lagos.

This is my candid advice for you.
God Bless you and guide you as u decide.

THANKS A LOT! SIR/MA'AM

Predictions Predictions and Predictions. What precautions are they taking to ensure it doesn't cost lives and property?

I am deeply grateful to each of you for the advice given. It is true the choice is mine. But nevertheless with your individual advice i have been able to arrive at a decision and i believe God will see me through. God bless you all and prosper your careers as well. Once again, THANK YOU!

Emmy35: Lolzzzzzzz

Pappyto: i try laff small

well try harder!

Isa Abdul? Doesn't ring a bell. Am new there actualy. What's up with him?