Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,151,872 members, 7,813,970 topics. Date: Tuesday, 30 April 2024 at 11:02 PM

Valiantvaliant's Posts

Nairaland Forum / Valiantvaliant's Profile / Valiantvaliant's Posts

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (of 26 pages)

Education / Re: Choice by Valiantvaliant(m): 11:34pm On Feb 14, 2013
tashan: Job prospects in Nigeria, without being a kill joy, there isn't a whole lot of design work done here. In essence, you're left with support and installation these complex electro-mechanical devices. If you push the envelope to include the globe, then by all means go for it becomes very lucrative.........bright engineers are always in demand. Make sure you have the aptitude for programming and be adept in mathematics. BTW, i worked on super wide format industrial digital printing machines for years until last month.
your contribution is highly appreciated Thanks, but no thanks.
Education / Re: Choice by Valiantvaliant(m): 11:31pm On Feb 14, 2013
Rhino.5dm:
Forget about mechatronics in Nigeria and particularly at ATBU cos they are not in any position of add value to your life.



I know ATBU like back of my hand and I know all lecturers in mechanical department which I presume should be the ones handling that course.

Engr. Aje Tokan, Prof. Bello Adisa, Prof. Gerry Egbo, Engr. Bawa Mohammed, Engr. Sintali, Prof. Jatua, Engr. Habou Dandakuta, Bala Garga with those new graduate assistance can't add any values to your life. Many among them can't even solve heat equations.

so, my friend where do you intend to work with your mechatronics after being thought by bunch of illiterates wielding paper certificates? Do they have any new facility in place to handle such courses?

In the future, all I see is an innocent guy tied down hopelessly with first generational lathe machines shouting mechatronics!!!


Architecture? well, you just have to make a choice between the devil and the deep blue see. I suggest you give it a shot. But you have to forget about all those useless drawing board and set squares and quickly get your hands dirty on packages like autocad, Revit architecture, chief architecture, archicad, sweet home, Autodesk architecture, 3D max, Cinema 4D, Maya etc. . . . If any of the above scares you, then stick to your building technology and learn how to use packages.

By the way, I have successfully trained secondary school dropouts to become mid level architects within 6 months. . .don't waste your six years doing what you can learn better within six months. my 2 cents cool
Sir, You just made my day !!! i mean this is exactly what i need: a down to earth arguement especially with ATBU as a case study. I shall carry on with my Building. I would like to get in touch with you to see if i can also benefit from your six-month Archi programme alongside my studies.
Business / Re: How do I survive on N16,000 a month? by Valiantvaliant(m): 9:27pm On Feb 14, 2013
Building Engineers/Technologists and Mechatronics Engineers or Practitioners of any other related discipline i need your advice here
www.nairaland.com/1194359/should-choose-mechatronics-engineering-over.
Celebrities / Re: Cobhams Asuquo, Wife And Kid by Valiantvaliant(m): 6:59pm On Feb 14, 2013
Which Nigerian girl will be willing to marry a blind man who doesn't have much chedder?


Btw
Building Engineers/Technologists and Mechatronics Engineers or Practitioners of any other related discipline i need your advice here
www.nairaland.com/1194359/should-choose-mechatronics-engineering-over.
Jokes Etc / Re: My Valentine Gift To My Lovely Crush . . . . .!!! by Valiantvaliant(m): 6:08pm On Feb 14, 2013
^^ since na only you comment have this. . .

There was a boy whose name contained 7 letters (Chinedu).
He spent 7 years in Secondary School because he repeated twice in 1977. He sat for his S.S.C.E. for which he entered 7 subjects. Before the exams, he usually read from 7a.m to 7 p.m.
When his results came out, he had d7 in all the 7 subjects. He promptly fainted and was rushed to the 7th Day Adventist Hospital where he was admitted into ward 7 and assigned the 7th bed. He remained unconscious for 7 days.
While on admission at the Hospital, his mother bought a car, which was numbered OG 7777GGG. When he saw the car plate number, he fainted again making it the 7th time he had fainted.
On July 7, 7 years ago, he had fainted at 7 o’clock when he heard that the lady he impregnated gave birth to a baby with 7 fingers on each hand.
He finally died some 7 hours ago due to the 7 th injection he refused to take.
Dedicated to ma boss Lagusta! Who commented by 11:47!!
Education / Re: Choice by Valiantvaliant(m): 8:24am On Feb 14, 2013
^^Thanks a lot guys!!
But i still need info partaining the career prospects of these two courses in Nigeria in the near future, preferrably from someone that studied either of the two courses or just anyone who knows about them, please Nl'ders i need to make a decision before Jamb closes registration...
Jokes Etc / My Valentine Gift To My Lovely Crush . . . . .!!! by Valiantvaliant(m): 9:30pm On Feb 13, 2013
Mr. Apkors comes home one night, and his wife
throws her arms around his neck:"I have great
news... I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to
have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find
out for sure, we can't tell anybody."
The next day, Mrs. akpors receivesa telephone
call from Reliance Energy because the electricity
bill has not been paid.
" Am I speaking to Mrs. akpors? "
"Yes... speaking"
Reliance guy, "You're a month overdue, you
know!"
"How do YOU know?" stammers the young
woman.
"Well, ma'am, it's in our files!"says the Reliance
guy.
"What are you saying?
It's in your files...
HOW " "
Yes ..... We have a system of finding out who's
overdue " "
GOD !!!... This is too much..."
"Madam, I am sorry... I am just following orders... I
have to inform that you are overdue.."
"I know that ... let me talk to my husband about
this tonight. He will speak to your company
tomorrow.. " That night, she tells Akpors about the
incident, and he was mad as a bull,rushes to
Reliance office the next morning.
"What's going on? You have it on file that my wife
is a month overdue? What business is that of
yours?" Akpors shouts..
"Just calm down," says the lady at the reception
at Reliance, "it's nothing serious. All you have to
do is pay us."
"PAY you? And if I refuse?" "
Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to
cut yours off.." "
And what would my wife do then?" Akpors asks.
"Well... I don't know. I guess she'dhave to use a
candle... Akpors fainted 3rice
Education / Re: Choice by Valiantvaliant(m): 9:20pm On Feb 13, 2013
shakaz: Mechatronics ? Have you done your research on how the course would look like, guessing from the name that it has to do with both Electronics and mechanical engineering mixture..If that the case it's a nice option.
yeah, i've done the research
here's part of it
Mechatronics is the combination of Mechanical engineering, Electronic engineering, Computer engineering, Control engineering, andSystems Design engineering to create useful products. However due to development of light technology such as fiberoptics, optical engineering and fiber optics are being integrated into the course and are replacingsome electronic courses.
A mechatronics engineer unites the principles of mechanics, electronics, and computing to generate asimpler, more economical and reliable system. Mechatronics is centered on mechanics, electronics, computing, control engineering, molecular engineering (from nanochemistry and biology) and optical engineering which, combined, make possible the generation of simpler, more economical, reliable and versatile systems
my problem now is : is it worth leaving building for?
Jokes Etc / Re: Must Read: How I Got My 1st "BJ" by Valiantvaliant(m): 1:28pm On Feb 13, 2013
ehis00: na lie joor...it doesnt follow
na which kind follow you want mek e follow?
@op
JOKE GRADING:B3
REMARK:KIP UP THE GUD WORK
REWARD: 17 NIGHTS WITH EHIS00














CARRYING OUT NIGHT VIGIL IN THE CHURCH FOR THE JOKES SECTION!
Jokes Etc / Re: Akpos Again!!! by Valiantvaliant(m): 1:03pm On Feb 13, 2013
hassan fulani: Pls is it dat Akpors wasn't concentrating? what about the rest of the class? Anyway make I no spoil job for you cos my grandmother knows the joke so well and in a funnier way too. smh.
NO SPELLING ERROR
hcl_acid: what is this boko harem guy jisting
1.It's 'haram' not 'harem'. Even with the countless number of times it was spelt on t.v and NL you still can't get it right.
2. It's 'gisting' not 'jisting'. Simple and basic English. Let me ask you two questions . . .



YOU GO SKUL?









ARE YOU A LEARNER??
Sports / Re: Osaze's Congratulatory Message To The Super Eagles by Valiantvaliant(m): 9:16am On Feb 13, 2013
O.k
Religion / Re: Ash Wednesday: The Beginning Of Lent by Valiantvaliant(m): 9:15am On Feb 13, 2013
O.k
Jokes Etc / Re: G.e.j by Valiantvaliant(m): 8:26am On Feb 13, 2013
They still crack me up!
Education / Re: A.T.B.U BAUCHI 2012/2013 DISCUSSION BOARD by Valiantvaliant(m): 8:17am On Feb 13, 2013
.
Education / Choice by Valiantvaliant(m): 1:01am On Feb 13, 2013
Here is my story:
I wrote the 2012/2013 Jamb Examination in which i applied for Architecture in ATBU Bauchi state, but when the admission list came out i was given BUILDING TECHNOLOGY to study[Mind you i have all the required credentials; a relatively high Jamb score(225 is not bad for a year like 2012 is it? where mass failure was recorded) and all required subjects in Waec]. In order not to stay at home i registered for and am presently studying Building Technology but i have not been feeling fulfilled knowing that i am not studying a course that is up to my academic standing. Now i came about this new course 'Mechatronics Engineering', i made some research on it and found out that its a new course and only a few universities offer it in Nigeria and my school happens to be one of them. I need advice partaining both courses so that with it i can be able to arrive at a decision of whether to write jamb this year and apply Mechatronics or to just continue with the Building? Please Reasonable advice are expected. Thanks in anticipation!
Jokes Etc / Re: New Words That Sprung Up, From ACFON 2013. by Valiantvaliant(m): 8:44pm On Feb 12, 2013
Naija_pikin 1:
4. MUSA-GITATING- this means running at excess speed sometimes even running ahead of the ball. The FRSC should check over-speeding here.
LOL!! YOU ARE ON POINT!
Romance / Re: How Can I Make A Valentine Gift Romantic? by Valiantvaliant(m): 2:57pm On Feb 12, 2013
Chidex2442: Buy her pants and let her wear it in ur front 2 knw if it's her size, after that giv her ur ATM card and d pin 2 suite her self......
grin grin grin grin grin
YOUR FATHER!!
Jokes Etc / Re: Happy Birthday To Me by Valiantvaliant(m): 5:28pm On Feb 05, 2013
Pretty PrettiEbony, Happy 53rd birthday!!!
Sports / Re: Man Dies Watching Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast by Valiantvaliant(m): 11:53pm On Feb 04, 2013
olokfor:
A- 40 year old Moshood Ismail Owolabi...
...“Immediately the boy...
Are we back to the days of Methuselah?

12 Likes

Sports / Re: Man Dies Watching Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast by Valiantvaliant(m): 11:48pm On Feb 04, 2013
I love myself too much to enter such a place, even though i am of sound health i won't enter.
Jokes Etc / Re: Tonto Dike Aborts Pregnancy by Valiantvaliant(m): 9:15pm On Feb 04, 2013
kayboy2luv: WAO ...

I taught its Real Tonto
i am not interested in the link jor
is that a link or typo-graphical error
Jokes Etc / Re: Happy Birthday To My Brother BUNMIOGUNS!!! by Valiantvaliant(m): 9:04pm On Feb 04, 2013
Haaaappy birthdaaaaay to YOU!!! Hope i am not too late?
Jokes Etc / Re: Disclaimer From The Devil by Valiantvaliant(m): 8:25pm On Feb 04, 2013
I.Joan:
I hereby appeal to Nigerians in the name of Jesus to stop destroying my Name.
ROTFLMA0!!
Jokes Etc / Re: Snake In Her Panties by Valiantvaliant(m): 10:15am On Feb 02, 2013
Lagusta: Prof, this is the first time I have to disagree with you... WE NIGERIANS are the largest exporter of cassava in the world, so the importation of garri to nigeria is only in a madman's dream.....
in Madness we trust!!lnɟıʇnɐǝq sı ǝɟıl!!
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Breaking Out Of E.m.e,(see Pics) by Valiantvaliant(m): 10:00am On Feb 02, 2013
He's already signed to KONVICT MUSIC so how was he expected to serve two masters in the first place?

2 Likes

Travel / Re: Gombe State Roads And Other Structures (pictures) by Valiantvaliant(m): 4:08pm On Jan 30, 2013
outrage:
ATBU abi poly?
the former.
Travel / Re: Gombe State Roads And Other Structures (pictures) by Valiantvaliant(m): 2:12pm On Jan 30, 2013
sesytrice: I served in Gombe in 2011/2012. First, when I was posted there,I needed the help of map to know the state was in the north eastern part of Nigeria smiley

I had a great service year,the town is beautiful, the people are nice and the tangale girls are sweet grin. It called the 'jewel in the savannah' but i call it my 2nd home town. I love visiting the town and I still do.

Gov. Danjuma goje transformed the state,and Gov. Dankwabo (tolban) is trying to build on his legacies. This is one state i know PDP is working. I'm looking forward to my next visit there.
what exactly do you mean by the bolded. All these corpers coming to deflower innocent girls.

@topic.
You can check my location i've lived in Gombe for 8years but i am currently in Bauchi for educational pursuit so non of you can tell the story better than me.
I will be back.
Jokes Etc / Re: Kwaata No Go Kill Me.....time To Lafffff!!! by Valiantvaliant(m): 7:29pm On Jan 29, 2013
It's about time. . . . .
Weldone . . . . .
More grease to your anuss!
Food / Re: 10 Reasons To Throw-out Your Microwave Oven by Valiantvaliant(m): 4:07pm On Jan 29, 2013
I don't believe this. Seriously i don't. Except if concrete evidence is shown.
Jokes Etc / Re: Abuja Has The Largest D*** In The World by Valiantvaliant(m): 7:34am On Jan 29, 2013
Na Laugh:

Not quite sure why that is the case on your end, but i will look into it. The site is running perfectly on all access points i have tried, and different ISPs.
Was that on a mobile browser or PC?
my nokia 1100
Jokes Etc / Re: Abuja Has The Largest D*** In The World by Valiantvaliant(m): 10:28pm On Jan 28, 2013
Na Laugh:

cheesy grin

The website is being constructed specifically with people like you in mind. Those who desperately need a laugh once in a while to ease frustration.
Don't worry bro, you've visited the site once (thanks).
You will visit again in small doses, and as it expands- you'll be fully addicted. I promise! cool
then make sure it's ready before publisizing it. Every topic i clicked it says 'You are looking for a topic that doesn't exist'

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (of 26 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 40
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.