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Education / Re: Choice by Valiantvaliant(m): 11:34pm On Feb 14, 2013 |
tashan: Job prospects in Nigeria, without being a kill joy, there isn't a whole lot of design work done here. In essence, you're left with support and installation these complex electro-mechanical devices. If you push the envelope to include the globe, then by all means go for it becomes very lucrative.........bright engineers are always in demand. Make sure you have the aptitude for programming and be adept in mathematics. BTW, i worked on super wide format industrial digital printing machines for years until last month.your contribution is highly appreciated Thanks, but no thanks. |
Education / Re: Choice by Valiantvaliant(m): 11:31pm On Feb 14, 2013 |
Rhino.5dm:Sir, You just made my day !!! i mean this is exactly what i need: a down to earth arguement especially with ATBU as a case study. I shall carry on with my Building. I would like to get in touch with you to see if i can also benefit from your six-month Archi programme alongside my studies. |
Business / Re: How do I survive on N16,000 a month? by Valiantvaliant(m): 9:27pm On Feb 14, 2013 |
Building Engineers/Technologists and Mechatronics Engineers or Practitioners of any other related discipline i need your advice here www.nairaland.com/1194359/should-choose-mechatronics-engineering-over. |
Celebrities / Re: Cobhams Asuquo, Wife And Kid by Valiantvaliant(m): 6:59pm On Feb 14, 2013 |
Which Nigerian girl will be willing to marry a blind man who doesn't have much chedder? Btw Building Engineers/Technologists and Mechatronics Engineers or Practitioners of any other related discipline i need your advice here www.nairaland.com/1194359/should-choose-mechatronics-engineering-over. |
Jokes Etc / Re: My Valentine Gift To My Lovely Crush . . . . .!!! by Valiantvaliant(m): 6:08pm On Feb 14, 2013 |
^^ since na only you comment have this. . . There was a boy whose name contained 7 letters (Chinedu). He spent 7 years in Secondary School because he repeated twice in 1977. He sat for his S.S.C.E. for which he entered 7 subjects. Before the exams, he usually read from 7a.m to 7 p.m. When his results came out, he had d7 in all the 7 subjects. He promptly fainted and was rushed to the 7th Day Adventist Hospital where he was admitted into ward 7 and assigned the 7th bed. He remained unconscious for 7 days. While on admission at the Hospital, his mother bought a car, which was numbered OG 7777GGG. When he saw the car plate number, he fainted again making it the 7th time he had fainted. On July 7, 7 years ago, he had fainted at 7 o’clock when he heard that the lady he impregnated gave birth to a baby with 7 fingers on each hand. He finally died some 7 hours ago due to the 7 th injection he refused to take. Dedicated to ma boss Lagusta! Who commented by 11:47!! |
Education / Re: Choice by Valiantvaliant(m): 8:24am On Feb 14, 2013 |
^^Thanks a lot guys!! But i still need info partaining the career prospects of these two courses in Nigeria in the near future, preferrably from someone that studied either of the two courses or just anyone who knows about them, please Nl'ders i need to make a decision before Jamb closes registration... |
Jokes Etc / My Valentine Gift To My Lovely Crush . . . . .!!! by Valiantvaliant(m): 9:30pm On Feb 13, 2013 |
Mr. Apkors comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck:"I have great news... I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody." The next day, Mrs. akpors receivesa telephone call from Reliance Energy because the electricity bill has not been paid. " Am I speaking to Mrs. akpors? " "Yes... speaking" Reliance guy, "You're a month overdue, you know!" "How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman. "Well, ma'am, it's in our files!"says the Reliance guy. "What are you saying? It's in your files... HOW " " Yes ..... We have a system of finding out who's overdue " " GOD !!!... This is too much..." "Madam, I am sorry... I am just following orders... I have to inform that you are overdue.." "I know that ... let me talk to my husband about this tonight. He will speak to your company tomorrow.. " That night, she tells Akpors about the incident, and he was mad as a bull,rushes to Reliance office the next morning. "What's going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue? What business is that of yours?" Akpors shouts.. "Just calm down," says the lady at the reception at Reliance, "it's nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us." "PAY you? And if I refuse?" " Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off.." " And what would my wife do then?" Akpors asks. "Well... I don't know. I guess she'dhave to use a candle... Akpors fainted 3rice |
Education / Re: Choice by Valiantvaliant(m): 9:20pm On Feb 13, 2013 |
shakaz: Mechatronics ? Have you done your research on how the course would look like, guessing from the name that it has to do with both Electronics and mechanical engineering mixture..If that the case it's a nice option.yeah, i've done the research here's part of it Mechatronics is the combination of Mechanical engineering, Electronic engineering, Computer engineering, Control engineering, andSystems Design engineering to create useful products. However due to development of light technology such as fiberoptics, optical engineering and fiber optics are being integrated into the course and are replacingsome electronic courses.my problem now is : is it worth leaving building for? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Must Read: How I Got My 1st "BJ" by Valiantvaliant(m): 1:28pm On Feb 13, 2013 |
ehis00: na lie joor...it doesnt followna which kind follow you want mek e follow? @op JOKE GRADING:B3 REMARK:KIP UP THE GUD WORK REWARD: 17 NIGHTS WITH EHIS00 CARRYING OUT NIGHT VIGIL IN THE CHURCH FOR THE JOKES SECTION! |
Jokes Etc / Re: Akpos Again!!! by Valiantvaliant(m): 1:03pm On Feb 13, 2013 |
hassan fulani: Pls is it dat Akpors wasn't concentrating? what about the rest of the class? Anyway make I no spoil job for you cos my grandmother knows the joke so well and in a funnier way too. smh.NO SPELLING ERROR hcl_acid: what is this boko harem guy jisting1.It's 'haram' not 'harem'. Even with the countless number of times it was spelt on t.v and NL you still can't get it right. 2. It's 'gisting' not 'jisting'. Simple and basic English. Let me ask you two questions . . . YOU GO SKUL? ARE YOU A LEARNER?? |
Sports / Re: Osaze's Congratulatory Message To The Super Eagles by Valiantvaliant(m): 9:16am On Feb 13, 2013 |
O.k |
Religion / Re: Ash Wednesday: The Beginning Of Lent by Valiantvaliant(m): 9:15am On Feb 13, 2013 |
O.k |
Jokes Etc / Re: G.e.j by Valiantvaliant(m): 8:26am On Feb 13, 2013 |
They still crack me up! |
Education / Re: A.T.B.U BAUCHI 2012/2013 DISCUSSION BOARD by Valiantvaliant(m): 8:17am On Feb 13, 2013 |
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Education / Choice by Valiantvaliant(m): 1:01am On Feb 13, 2013 |
Here is my story: I wrote the 2012/2013 Jamb Examination in which i applied for Architecture in ATBU Bauchi state, but when the admission list came out i was given BUILDING TECHNOLOGY to study[Mind you i have all the required credentials; a relatively high Jamb score(225 is not bad for a year like 2012 is it? where mass failure was recorded) and all required subjects in Waec]. In order not to stay at home i registered for and am presently studying Building Technology but i have not been feeling fulfilled knowing that i am not studying a course that is up to my academic standing. Now i came about this new course 'Mechatronics Engineering', i made some research on it and found out that its a new course and only a few universities offer it in Nigeria and my school happens to be one of them. I need advice partaining both courses so that with it i can be able to arrive at a decision of whether to write jamb this year and apply Mechatronics or to just continue with the Building? Please Reasonable advice are expected. Thanks in anticipation! |
Jokes Etc / Re: New Words That Sprung Up, From ACFON 2013. by Valiantvaliant(m): 8:44pm On Feb 12, 2013 |
Naija_pikin 1:LOL!! YOU ARE ON POINT! |
Romance / Re: How Can I Make A Valentine Gift Romantic? by Valiantvaliant(m): 2:57pm On Feb 12, 2013 |
Chidex2442: Buy her pants and let her wear it in ur front 2 knw if it's her size, after that giv her ur ATM card and d pin 2 suite her self......YOUR FATHER!! |
Jokes Etc / Re: Happy Birthday To Me by Valiantvaliant(m): 5:28pm On Feb 05, 2013 |
Pretty PrettiEbony, Happy 53rd birthday!!! |
Sports / Re: Man Dies Watching Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast by Valiantvaliant(m): 11:53pm On Feb 04, 2013 |
olokfor:Are we back to the days of Methuselah? 12 Likes |
Sports / Re: Man Dies Watching Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast by Valiantvaliant(m): 11:48pm On Feb 04, 2013 |
I love myself too much to enter such a place, even though i am of sound health i won't enter. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Tonto Dike Aborts Pregnancy by Valiantvaliant(m): 9:15pm On Feb 04, 2013 |
kayboy2luv: WAO ...is that a link or typo-graphical error |
Jokes Etc / Re: Happy Birthday To My Brother BUNMIOGUNS!!! by Valiantvaliant(m): 9:04pm On Feb 04, 2013 |
Haaaappy birthdaaaaay to YOU!!! Hope i am not too late? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Disclaimer From The Devil by Valiantvaliant(m): 8:25pm On Feb 04, 2013 |
I.Joan:ROTFLMA0!! |
Jokes Etc / Re: Snake In Her Panties by Valiantvaliant(m): 10:15am On Feb 02, 2013 |
Lagusta: Prof, this is the first time I have to disagree with you... WE NIGERIANS are the largest exporter of cassava in the world, so the importation of garri to nigeria is only in a madman's dream.....in Madness we trust!!lnɟıʇnɐǝq sı ǝɟıl!! |
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Breaking Out Of E.m.e,(see Pics) by Valiantvaliant(m): 10:00am On Feb 02, 2013 |
He's already signed to KONVICT MUSIC so how was he expected to serve two masters in the first place? 2 Likes |
Travel / Re: Gombe State Roads And Other Structures (pictures) by Valiantvaliant(m): 4:08pm On Jan 30, 2013 |
outrage:the former. |
Travel / Re: Gombe State Roads And Other Structures (pictures) by Valiantvaliant(m): 2:12pm On Jan 30, 2013 |
sesytrice: I served in Gombe in 2011/2012. First, when I was posted there,I needed the help of map to know the state was in the north eastern part of Nigeriawhat exactly do you mean by the bolded. All these corpers coming to deflower innocent girls. @topic. You can check my location i've lived in Gombe for 8years but i am currently in Bauchi for educational pursuit so non of you can tell the story better than me. I will be back. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Kwaata No Go Kill Me.....time To Lafffff!!! by Valiantvaliant(m): 7:29pm On Jan 29, 2013 |
It's about time. . . . . Weldone . . . . . More grease to your anuss! |
Food / Re: 10 Reasons To Throw-out Your Microwave Oven by Valiantvaliant(m): 4:07pm On Jan 29, 2013 |
I don't believe this. Seriously i don't. Except if concrete evidence is shown. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Abuja Has The Largest D*** In The World by Valiantvaliant(m): 7:34am On Jan 29, 2013 |
Na Laugh:my nokia 1100 |
Jokes Etc / Re: Abuja Has The Largest D*** In The World by Valiantvaliant(m): 10:28pm On Jan 28, 2013 |
Na Laugh:then make sure it's ready before publisizing it. Every topic i clicked it says 'You are looking for a topic that doesn't exist' |
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