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Celebrities / Re: Interview With Pete Edochie On His Death Rumor by Valiantvaliant(m): 5:10pm On Jan 06, 2013 |
Pete, Ye shall not die as long as ye does not barb your hair or shave your beard. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Very Clean Joke For Kids Like U. by Valiantvaliant(m): 9:45am On Jan 06, 2013 |
dhama: Is this gbagbo?no this is BIN Gee :Gbagbo Renewed! @op wot is paining her please did she step on a nail?!!! |
Jokes Etc / Re: Sule Pangolo by Valiantvaliant(m): 11:21pm On Jan 05, 2013 |
Lagusta: I lafff sotey §h!t commot from ny kpekus, piss commot from my åñus, vomit commot from my nose and saliva commot from my eye!!!**ties a rope around my waist and hands the other end to Lagusta** Thanks ma boss, but when i thug at this rope pull me out quickly please!! . . @BIN Gee AND REALSAMmie thanks my bosses! |
Jokes Etc / Sule Pangolo by Valiantvaliant(m): 9:54am On Jan 05, 2013 |
Sule, who attended a school in Lagos, was drinking from his plastic water bottle during lunch break when his friend Bassey joined him under their Mango tree hide out. Bassey brought out a bright red thermos flask from his new leather school bag and began to drink iced water. Sule, a complete Aje Paki gasped in astonishment. "Bassey! It is a miracle. The ice block is still blocked o! The heat no melt am down sef" Bassey let out a condescending laugh then said..."Sule, this is a Thermos flask. In fact my mum flew into the country yesterday from England via New York vis a vis Paris. She bought the flask in duty free". "Ah-ah, which country is duty free sef" asked Sule. Bassey spent a few minutes explaining duty free to Sule as a kind of Alaba market in the airport. "So where the aircon in the flask now? How e dey keep the ice block blocked?" asked Sule scrutinizing the flask intensely. "You are a bushman! There is no aircon inside. If you put cool things in they remain cold and if you put hot things in they remain hot " said Bassey. "Wondafoo, Oyinbo try o!" exclaimed Sule. "Since you are so fascinated by flasks, I will ask mum if you can have one of our old ones" promised Bassey. The next day Sule got his flask. On the third day when Bassey got to their spot under the Mango tree, Sule was waiting flask in hand. "You don't waste any time do you?" said Bassey. "Lai lai. I must to use things straight away" said Sule. "So what do you have in there?" asked Bassey. "Ah, the cold thing na iced water but the hot thing na hot eba and hot okro soup plus cow-leg" answered Sule. Bassey went into a coma straight away!! |
Jokes Etc / Re: Game Time, Just For Fun! by Valiantvaliant(m): 12:11am On Jan 05, 2013 |
Is Dame really Patient? Is swift a Tailor? Is wande made of coal? Is Panshak Zamani made of Ice? 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: ARKPORS 2013........funniest by Valiantvaliant(m): 12:06am On Jan 05, 2013 |
LOL! This is really the latest Akpors joke around!! |
Jokes Etc / Re: If Not For Music...check Out Funny Jobs Some Musicians Might Be Doing by Valiantvaliant(m): 3:02pm On Jan 04, 2013 |
Imprida: What about naeto c and dbanj?naeto c would be working in an oil company while dbanj will be a tailor. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Mention 1 Movie Olu Jacobs Acted Witout Avin A Hart Attack by Valiantvaliant(m): 6:42pm On Jan 03, 2013 |
'PALACE SLAVE'. Prove me wrong. |
Webmasters / Re: Did You Make Nairaland Frontpage In 2012? by Valiantvaliant(m): 9:29am On Jan 03, 2013 |
Only two, or was it three? |
Religion / Re: Eminem Becomes A Born Again Christian by Valiantvaliant(m): 9:11am On Jan 03, 2013 |
Normally i don't give much attention to illuminati music . . .but Eminem has always caught my attention with his rebellious lyrics. I just hope it's for real and he gradually becomes full time. 3 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Re: Answer This Question If You Are Human Part 3 by Valiantvaliant(m): 10:29pm On Dec 28, 2012 |
Yes i check. Why : To see and admire what my alimentary canal can do with garri in 18hours. |
Jokes Etc / Re: JOKES SECTION RAP BATTLE......... by Valiantvaliant(m): 2:28pm On Dec 28, 2012 |
Where is Mikuz? we've got new recruits here o! 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: Replace A Username With Chicken by Valiantvaliant(m): 9:45am On Dec 28, 2012 |
ogugua88: ^^ ValiantchickenOguchicken |
Politics / Re: Shettima Weeps During Budget Presentation by Valiantvaliant(m): 8:59am On Dec 28, 2012 |
BOKO HARAM, LEAVE BORNO ALONE. 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: Some Great Sayings by Valiantvaliant(m): 10:41pm On Dec 27, 2012 |
@OP NICE!! BTW. ACCEPT MY HEARTY CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR VICTORY AT THE SECTIONAL AWARDLYMPICS!! UP PROJAN! |
Jokes Etc / Re: JOKES SECTION RAP BATTLE......... by Valiantvaliant(m): 10:32pm On Dec 27, 2012 |
BIN GEE, YOU DON TURN TO RAPPER? 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: Pre new-year day Bar-joint...(from The Office Of The Projan Social Director...) by Valiantvaliant(m): 10:56pm On Dec 26, 2012 |
Xymc...: |
Education / Re: Universities To Avoid If You Are Immoral From Your Home by Valiantvaliant(m): 10:51pm On Dec 26, 2012 |
AND JUST HOW DO THEY INTEND FINDING OUT?? 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: BG PREMIERING : bin G vs Akpors---DONT MISS THIS!!!!!!!!!!! by Valiantvaliant(m): 9:26am On Dec 26, 2012 |
BIN GEE, YOU ARE SIMPLY TOO MUCH! |
Jokes Etc / Re: How Do You Say "Ђδω Many Years You Take Senior Me" In English. by Valiantvaliant(m): 12:05pm On Dec 25, 2012 |
By how many years are you older than me? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Pre new-year day Bar-joint...(from The Office Of The Projan Social Director...) by Valiantvaliant(m): 12:00pm On Dec 25, 2012 |
rita lewisky:erm . . .services |
Jokes Etc / Re: Replace A Username With Chicken by Valiantvaliant(m): 12:41pm On Dec 24, 2012 |
Nawa ooO00oo. Diz game no sweet sef |
Jokes Etc / Re: Jokers You Dont Wanna See In 2013. by Valiantvaliant(m): 2:30pm On Dec 23, 2012 |
BUSHY-ANUS |
Family / Re: How To Deal With A Snoring Bedmate by Valiantvaliant(m): 9:26am On Dec 21, 2012 |
Drock4christ: Cul, for me o,wat i do normally do is start my own fight too, start giving blow to d person, but if it doesn't work, i wil pull off his nicker and rubb his dick, i m sure d person's gonna wake up!Are you G.ay? 3 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Re: Where Are All The Old Timers?????????!!!!!! by Valiantvaliant(m): 10:01pm On Dec 14, 2012 |
@OP They've moved on, so should you. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Yakubu by Valiantvaliant(m): 9:49pm On Dec 14, 2012 |
realsammie:well 'Yakubu' is my surname, i couldn't just watch and pass. I felt insulted so i had to take it personal. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Yakubu by Valiantvaliant(m): 11:23pm On Dec 13, 2012 |
@OP Just because one ¡diot bearing the name messed up doesn't mean you should condemn the name. There are other people bearing the name for God's sake. So since you are obviosly jobless, go and get a life. Your mates are married with children and here you are wasting away. Old cargo. B¡tch. Brainless Maggot. Mutula. In short your brain size is negligible. ¡diot |
Jokes Etc / Re: Suto And Jokes (proud Of NPJC AFRICA) by Valiantvaliant(m): 10:51pm On Dec 13, 2012 |
THE END TIMES ARE NEAR |
Religion / Re: What's Your Purpose Of Going Home For Christmas ? by Valiantvaliant(m): 9:10pm On Dec 13, 2012 |
It actually started since when Jesus was born. Everyone had to go to their hometown. 4 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: “Yes, Don Jazzy And I Had A Past,” Tonto Dikeh Confesses On Ndani TV by Valiantvaliant(m): 3:06pm On Dec 13, 2012 |
Not again |
Health / Re: 20 Bizarre Ways To Burn Calories by Valiantvaliant(m): 2:54pm On Dec 13, 2012 |
Then i don't need to exercise at all. Hmmm, My gym subscription! 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: I Think Am Funny!!!! by Valiantvaliant(m): 10:12pm On Dec 12, 2012 |
I've seen most of them before except the facebook grammer stuff, realy cracked me up . Well done! |
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