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Pete, Ye shall not die as long as ye does not barb your hair or shave your beard.

dhama: Is this gbagbo?

no this is BIN Gee :Gbagbo Renewed!


@op
wot is paining her please did she step on a nail?!!!

Lagusta: I lafff sotey §h!t commot from ny kpekus, piss commot from my åñus, vomit commot from my nose and saliva commot from my eye!!!

Valiant is da bomb!!!























REWARD: I GIV U BIGVAJINAH TILL THE END OF THE YEAR

**ties a rope around my waist and hands the other end to Lagusta** Thanks ma boss, but when i thug at this rope pull me out quickly please!!
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@BIN Gee AND REALSAMmie
thanks my bosses!

Sule, who attended a school in Lagos, was drinking from his plastic water bottle during lunch break when his friend Bassey joined him under their Mango tree hide out.
Bassey brought out a bright red thermos flask from his new leather school bag and began to drink iced water.
Sule, a complete Aje Paki gasped in astonishment.
"Bassey! It is a miracle. The ice block is still blocked o! The heat no melt am down sef"
Bassey let out a condescending laugh then said..."Sule, this is a Thermos flask. In fact my mum flew into the country yesterday from England via New York vis a vis Paris. She bought the flask in duty free".
"Ah-ah, which country is duty free sef" asked Sule.
Bassey spent a few minutes explaining duty free to Sule as a kind of Alaba market in the airport.
"So where the aircon in the flask now? How e dey keep the ice block blocked?" asked Sule scrutinizing the flask intensely.
"You are a bushman! There is no aircon inside. If you put cool things in they remain cold and if you put hot things in they remain hot " said Bassey.
"Wondafoo, Oyinbo try o!" exclaimed Sule.
"Since you are so fascinated by flasks, I will ask mum if you can have one of our old ones" promised Bassey.
The next day Sule got his flask.
On the third day when Bassey got to their spot under the Mango tree, Sule was waiting flask in hand.
"You don't waste any time do you?" said Bassey.
"Lai lai. I must to use things straight away" said Sule.
"So what do you have in there?" asked Bassey.
"Ah, the cold thing na iced water but the hot thing na hot eba and hot okro soup plus cow-leg" answered Sule.



Bassey went into a coma straight away!!

Is Dame really Patient?
Is swift a Tailor?
Is wande made of coal?
Is Panshak Zamani made of Ice?

LOL! This is really the latest Akpors joke around!!

Imprida: What about naeto c and dbanj?

naeto c would be working in an oil company while dbanj will be a tailor.

Only two, or was it three?

Normally i don't give much attention to illuminati music . . .but Eminem has always caught my attention with his rebellious lyrics. I just hope it's for real and he gradually becomes full time.

Yes i check.
Why : To see and admire what my alimentary canal can do with garri in 18hours.

Where is Mikuz? we've got new recruits here o!

ogugua88: ^^ Valiantchicken

Oguchicken

@OP
NICE!!
BTW. ACCEPT MY HEARTY CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR VICTORY AT THE SECTIONAL AWARDLYMPICS!!
UP PROJAN!

BIN GEE, YOU DON TURN TO RAPPER?

AND JUST HOW DO THEY INTEND FINDING OUT??

BIN GEE, YOU ARE SIMPLY TOO MUCH!

By how many years are you older than me?

rita lewisky: Offer waat?

erm . . .services

Nawa ooO00oo. Diz game no sweet sef

@OP
They've moved on,
so should you.

realsammie: wetin now una get
beaf b4. this is tooooo much

well 'Yakubu' is my surname, i couldn't just watch and pass. I felt insulted so i had to take it personal.

@OP
Just because one ¡diot bearing the name messed up doesn't mean you should condemn the name. There are other people bearing the name for God's sake. So since you are obviosly jobless, go and get a life. Your mates are married with children and here you are wasting away. Old cargo. B¡tch. Brainless Maggot. Mutula. In short your brain size is negligible. ¡diot

It actually started since when Jesus was born. Everyone had to go to their hometown.

Not again

I've seen most of them before except the facebook grammer stuff, realy cracked me up . Well done!