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This topic dey front page since. Una no dey read?

Real nice guys. I didn't do those @mawojuuche
bt i sure did your number 2.@djeezy

This is no surprise given his history.

When I was Younger: • I'd put myarms in my shirt and told people I lost my arms
• Would restart the video game whenever I knew I was going to lose
• Slept with all the stuffed animals and teddys as a child so none of them got offended
• Had that one pen withfour colors, and tried to push all the buttons at once
• Poured soda into the cap and acting like I were taking shots.
• Waited behind a door to scare someone, then leaving because they're taking too long to come out or you had to pee )
• Faked being asleep, so I could be carried to bed
• Used to think that the moon followed our car
• Watching two drops of rain roll down window and pretending it was a race \m/
• Went on the computer just to use Paint
• The only thing i had to take care of was a school bag.
• The only 'fake' friends i had were invisible ones :|
• I used to sing in the shower 8|
• Swallowed a fruit seed I was scared to death that a tree was going to grow in my tummy :O
• Getting a bruised knee healed better than a broken heart </3 Remember when we were kids and couldn't wait to grow up? ♥

bunmioguns: *comes in with Keke Napep*

*sits on the driver's seat and kicks on the keke napep*

ajadek: she trade with it,buying and selling

how come you know, are you a drug dealer yourself?

$1.5m worth of drugs? Was she bathing with it?

sholay2011: Actress: Liz Benson, Kate Henshaw, Bimbo Akintola, Funlola Aofiyebi (can't just pick one)

Actor: Ramsey Noah, Justus Esiri, Gabriel Afolayan (though young, but he disappears into roles amazingly than most of the so-called experienced actors in nollywood.)

simple english. Nawa o

sholay2011: Actress: Liz Benson, Kate Henshaw, Bimbo Akintola, Funlola Aofiyebi (can't just pick one)

Actor: Ramsey Noah, Justus Esiri, Gabriel Afolayan (though young, but he disappears into roles amazingly than most of the so-called experienced actors in nollywood.)

simple english. Nawa o

R.I.P.
Btw. . . .who is that sadist liking the topic?

^ Whot's with all the bolded words??
Excellent and Hillarious write-up @Op

Xymc...:
Hmmmm,i never knew you two were gay

be careful if u no want ban

Nice collection!!
First to comment btw!

I think Bunmioguns is the husband :-)

Me na BB candle i dey use no be torch

Who is this retard£d Himalayan sh¡t-eating bush-goat insulting the northern states

tobechi74: because we dont want them to be bokoharam and alquaeda

anyone that can deduce the meaning of my first comment will know that this is its opposite.

marabout: Is that an attempt at FTC?

since someone commented before me, i needed to be second to comment by any means necessary.

4 words . . . .
Indoctrination
at
its
peak.

Florena: re u serious dis a correct statement?
Those pple in d movies cannot make mistake or wat?,

It is not a correct English sentence grammatically, but in the Afro-american streets it is like a slang, you know how they talk in those black American movies e.g Break-dance movies like 'stomp the yard', 'you got served' e.t.c. So you can't classify it as Nigerian gbagaun!

Florena: ''you don't know nothing''

that is not gbagaun, i've heard this statement in many Afro-american movies

So they are recruiting only one person?

Hahahahahaha. Nice one man!

You got me!

I don't usually involve myself in this emotional bullshit.

We can't know for sure unless the accused thugs truely declare their assets which is as impossible as waiting for a ship at the airport.

seyiaro1: E be like say d guy don dey furstated dat na d reason why him do wetin him do

frustration is no excuse for such an act, even if that was the case, kolo is still involved.

Jesus, Mary and Joseph!! To every smoke there is a fire.

Laitesmart: Is your dad still alive? I doubt it!!! Cos he will neva allow a stupid ignoramus 4rm maiduguri to have a spanish name.

Young man, respect yourself, don't you insult maiduguri again.

larride:

long time. Have you started working for close-up?!